Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1146 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 161 - November 5th, 2006 at 2:05 pm - LoxEtoSudba Says:

    Hello.
    I am lox, my email xrumer_2.9@mail.ru
    Im stupid stealer and spamer.

    I wanna you fuck me hard… ohhh yeaaaa))) Fuck my ASS! ))))

  2. 162 - November 5th, 2006 at 6:49 pm - apple Says:

    i fucking love sir noodle god now, i actually have a religion now.

  3. 163 - November 6th, 2006 at 7:44 am - Support u Completely Says:

    do you know kathy, by typing the words you have typed you have offended over TEN MILLION Pastafarians world wide. This “letter” is the direct words of HE himself sent down through our prophet Bobby Henderson. Thus concluding that the eight words you typed have gravely offended Him. And to offend Him is NOT GOOD! It is he who controls everything!! You must now go to your nearest local Pastafarian Church and confess to what you have done or you will spend eternity in the Spaghetti Underworld!! Which frankly has NO spaghetti in it!!! Muhahahaha
    -Blake Freedman

  4. 164 - November 6th, 2006 at 10:17 am - anthrobabe Says:

    I just love people like Mrs K. Martin- I really think she hits the nail on the head when she tries to mind my business for me– wow imagine little old me trying to mind my own business when such sages as her are out there willing and ready to mind my business for me.
    What’s next– public torture in the name of God?

    Why do only some feel they have to moral priveledge to correct the world’s morals?

  5. 165 - November 6th, 2006 at 1:54 pm - RichardSole Says:

    Nice to see someone putting time and effort into providing decent information keep it up! Criminal Justice For All

  6. 166 - November 6th, 2006 at 2:32 pm - Wow Says:

    I thought i had trouble with the teachings of non-pasta based religions here in the UK.
    All Hail the noodly Master.

  7. 167 - November 7th, 2006 at 1:07 am - Promotiona Says:

    Hi
    Please, give me link to any Promotion program - wanna to download!!!

    Thanks.

  8. 168 - November 7th, 2006 at 6:03 am - Jingles Says:

    Agghh… the spam.. it just won’t die!
    .
    Wonder why it is infesting this page in particular?

  9. 169 - November 7th, 2006 at 11:21 am - teldik518 Says:

    Sick of crappy 411 service? Try this next time u need to [url=spaces.msn.com/members/telephonedirectory/]reverse a phone number[/url] Trust me, it
    is a hell of alot easier than using yellow pages or the phonebook!

  10. 170 - November 7th, 2006 at 3:45 pm - Mrs. Kathy Martin Says:

    You all mock the very existence of Baby Jesus and all that God holds sacred! Fie on all of you for worshiping the Devil in disguise. This website is hosted by a Satan Worshiper and he is bringing you all into his train of evil thought through this very website!! Denounce this Spaghetti Monster Satan Demon Meat!!!!

  11. 171 - November 7th, 2006 at 4:00 pm - Marcus Marinara Says:

    Mrs. Martin,
    Methinks me smells a hoaxster.

  12. 172 - November 7th, 2006 at 4:05 pm - nikkiee Says:

    OOh………..detention for every one!

  13. 173 - November 7th, 2006 at 4:13 pm - nikkiee Says:

    Definately Marcus! Mrs. Martin doesn’t use her own name when she posts damning communiques.

  14. 174 - November 7th, 2006 at 4:21 pm - jesus christ Says:

    @kathy martin

    -if hell has hot girls, then i’m ok

  15. 175 - November 7th, 2006 at 8:34 pm - teldik518 Says:

    Sick of crappy 411 service? Try this next time u need a [url=spaces.msn.com/members/telephonedirectory/]telephone directory[/url]. Trust me, it
    is a hell of alot easier than using yellow pages or the phonebook!

  16. 176 - November 8th, 2006 at 12:26 pm - John Fozzykins Says:

    Why are pirates pirates?

    BECAUSE THEY YARRR!!!!

    (say it out loud, it makes more sense!)

  17. 177 - November 8th, 2006 at 10:19 pm - Cap'n Blackleg Says:

    Lonely sea-dog, 6′1″, dashing build, tanned, one eye an’ many luverly scars, seeks lusty wench to repopulate the faith.
    Yaharrr!

  18. 178 - November 9th, 2006 at 9:54 am - john Says:

    It’s interesting to me that conservative Kathy Martin would comment, “It is a serious offense to mock God.” when what is really being mocked are the self-righteous like Kathy Martin who act as if they are God’s agents. Is confusing your opinions with God’s will a sin Kathy?

  19. 179 - November 9th, 2006 at 10:23 am - Mike Meier Says:

    Wasn’t there something in the book of Job about the people who came to Job and were all as if on speaking on God’s behalf, so he, their he, wiped them all out?

  20. 180 - November 9th, 2006 at 7:38 pm - Srednivashtar Says:

    I was born and raised Catholic and to this day maintain a Christian faith. I find the concept of teaching religion as science ridiculous and frustrating.

    Thankyou FSM for pointing us all in the right direction with your noodly appendage!

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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