Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1171 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 141 - November 2nd, 2006 at - 12 Says:

    I am twelve years old Mrs.Martin, and at first I was catholic, but realized its stupidity and became an athiest. Now at 12 years I have embraced the true religion and have come to know the warm noodly goodness that is Him.

    Ramen.

  2. 142 - November 2nd, 2006 at - eric Says:

    Love the prayer Cheesus Christ.
    RAmen!

  3. 143 - November 2nd, 2006 at - Orrin Says:

    Hello,
    FSM has got to be one of the best things i have ever heard. I am now a believer in Him, anyway thanks for having a hate mail section because i love when christians write in about FSM being stupid and thinking that we are all stupid for believing in FSM. When the SAME is true about their religion. so keep your god to yourself and don’t hate on FSM. RAmen

  4. 144 - November 2nd, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:

    From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

    “It is a serious offense to mock God.”
    Yes! Those who knock FSM shall drink stale beer. Alone!!

  5. 145 - November 2nd, 2006 at - BURN!!!!!!!! Says:

    THE RATH OF THE NOODLES SHALL COME UPON YOU, KANSAS IDDIOTS AND ALL CREATIONISTS!!!!!!!!!!!

    If there is an end, it will always be coming nearer. Take THAT, Jehova’s witnesses that clutter up my doorstep!!! BURN AND MAY THE NOODLES COME IN FORMS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE!!!!!

  6. 146 - November 2nd, 2006 at - Fr. Corpus Callosum Says:

    Whoa! We’ve got a fundamentalist pastafarian here.

  7. 147 - November 2nd, 2006 at - BURN!!!!!!!! Says:

    THANKS

  8. 148 - November 2nd, 2006 at - Fr. Corpus Callosum Says:

    Sure! See how they like spending eternity in boiling marinara!

  9. 149 - November 3rd, 2006 at - Magi Says:

    What is a God to do? Why would a loving God create Children, unless S/He wanted them to grow up, someday.

    Sadly, there is little evidence of encrouching adulthood anywhere near those who presume to make decisions for others. Case in point, the Kanas Education Board, those who presume to be smarter than all others, those who will be Mommies and Daddies for all those Children of God out there who cannot think for themselves.

    Should the Judeo-Christian God be true, then it must follow that Ms. Martin and her ilk are indeed a more advanced creature, closer to God, smarter than the huddled masses, doing His Divine Bidding. All unwilling, Ms. Martin will bring all these dumb kids to the Glory of God, kicking and screaming if need be.

    However, should this narrow definition of God not be factual, then Ms Martin is, far from being an advanced Angel of Light, a tyrant of the worst description. With force, without regard for the rights or feelings of millions of others, she and her klan will impose their version of truth upon all others.

    Perhaps the Martins of the world can be excused, though… after all, this method is how religion has spread, all over the world. By the sword, by the gun, by the lawbook, it has been crammed down the throats of those otherwise ignorant or apathetic.

    Be it Odin, Zeus, Mithra, God, FSM, Budda, Casper, or Oogly-Boogly, your God is yours, and you are welcome to him. When you beat on my door, call my home, or indoctrinate my kids, you have crossed the line. You are no longer a humble Child of your God, you have become a Warrior *for* God, and it that, no different than any other Jihadii.

    Let’s not allow Kansas, or any other U.S. State, come to look like a neighborhood of the Taliban.

    Me? I’m going to try to grow up, eat some spaghetti, and have a beer. Have a nice day, Kansas.

  10. 150 - November 3rd, 2006 at - Amused Says:

    It’s said that the Christian God created man in his own image. It is now clear to me that man created God in man’s own image. (How else to justify all the crap that is attributed to God?)

    Thank you , Kathy for being another piece of evidence that my hypothesis is correct. Conversely, the FSM is clearly NOT created by man in man’s own image. Hail to FSM, the true creater.

    Har

  11. 151 - November 3rd, 2006 at - TeuFel Says:

    Hail to the Noodly Master!

  12. 152 - November 3rd, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:

    @Magi
    “However, should this narrow definition of God not be factual, then Ms Martin is, far from being an advanced Angel of Light, a tyrant of the worst description….”
    .
    A self appointed dictatorship.
    RAmen Magi

  13. 153 - November 4th, 2006 at - Jingles Says:

    A deiocracy, the heinous of all governments.

  14. 154 - November 4th, 2006 at - Cap. Jangles Says:

    RAmen

  15. 155 - November 4th, 2006 at - J Says:

    Not as bad as theocracy, Jingles, not as bad as theocracy.

  16. 156 - November 5th, 2006 at - Texacola Says:

    Hello
    I’m new here and just wanted to say I love this place! But then that’s what we aussies do the best… LOVE!

    Apparel
    Cya!

  17. 157 - November 5th, 2006 at - StuartVallance Says:

    After waiding through a lot of dross it is Nice to see someone putting time and effort into providing decent information.
    Hope you keep it up! pctv Have good xmas.

  18. 158 - November 5th, 2006 at - Jingles Says:

    Wow… Australian spam infesting the pastary goodness… I feel a deep sense of national shame.
    .
    @J… Ahh, but at least you can fight a theocracy… in a deiocracy, you can never find that blasted dictator (deiocrat?) to depose him.
    .
    .
    In other news… I have to ask, has the church of the FSM gotten full religious status yet? If not, why not? After all, we surely deserve tax free status far more than a bunch of old geezers in funky robes.
    .
    I mean, why should a pirate pay tax on his plunder!

  19. 159 - November 5th, 2006 at - Jingles Says:

    Or her plunder for that matter…

  20. 160 - November 5th, 2006 at - Eye-Gougin' Barney Dawkins Says:

    I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force my beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. There is no more proof of the existence of the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. than there is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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