Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1172 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 101 - October 21st, 2006 at - WebPromoters Says:

    Anybody can recomend me websites for download professional soft for website advertising?
    It’s really important to me. Please, help.

    Thanks for all…

    P.S. Also I need for ad programs that can break captchas, can mass posting, can sort sites by Google PageRank (PR) and others.
    P.P.S. Sorry for my post in “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter” category.

  2. 102 - October 21st, 2006 at - SaucyWench Says:

    Evil Webposter demons, get out of my head!

  3. 103 - October 21st, 2006 at - ND Says:

    I think that if we seriously offended “god”, he wouldn’t just sit there and go, “Well damn, even tough I’m all mighty, these humans keep disrespecting me and I can’t do a damn thing about it.” No, he’d send a bolt of lightning down and fry my ass, but I’m still sitting here, so either A) There is no God, or B) Said God actually has a sens of humor OR C) (easily the most plausible answer) The FSM is just in disguise to test our loyalties.

  4. 104 - October 22nd, 2006 at - J Says:

    Frafficer,
    .
    That *was* a question.
    .
    Here’s another:
    .
    What did it mean?

  5. 105 - October 22nd, 2006 at - J Says:

    Rienholt,
    .
    They’re not real pirates. They’re just no-good robbers and thieves with boats who bring the name of piracy into disrepute.
    .
    Real pirates have proper pirate costumes, with flashy gold bits and big hats.
    .
    Real pirates have proper pirate names (One Eyed Jack is leading us, here)
    .
    Real pirates say ‘Arrrrrr’, and other profound things.
    .
    Real pirates are kind-hearted souls who have the best interests of the world foremost in their minds (alongside grog and wenches).
    .
    Real pirates, above all else, know the truth of His Noodly Appendage and will spare not a second in sharing it, with appropriate condiments.
    .
    Don’t be mislead by those kalashnikov-toting pirate-wannabes (also known as ‘bastards’). The true pirates are all here before ye.

  6. 106 - October 22nd, 2006 at - Frafficiers Says:

    Good site.
    Realy.
    But.
    Is its has any traffic?
    Or NOT?…

    This is a question.
    Hehe.

  7. 107 - October 22nd, 2006 at - PumbaCaca Says:

    Good site.
    Realy.
    But.
    Is its has any traffic?
    Or NOT?…

    This is a question.
    Hehe.

  8. 108 - October 22nd, 2006 at - Davey Says:

    Is this some new annoying tactic from the god-botherers?
    .
    Or just another idiot?

  9. 109 - October 22nd, 2006 at - ZeaboSolo Says:

    Good site.
    Realy.
    But.
    Is its has any traffic?
    Or NOT?…

    This is a question.
    Hehe.

  10. 110 - October 22nd, 2006 at - RAT Says:

    Idiotz I think! God-bothers whos brains have been minced into bolognaise as a curse from the Great FSM!

  11. 111 - October 23rd, 2006 at - Sebastian Says:

    I was lost… then i heard about our all might spaguetti monster… but i think I will create another branch of the religion, cuz He said to me that He is not a monster, He is offended now to be called a monster. He is just… sticky.

    Yaaar.

    cuatro hombres y una botella de ron, yo jo jo jo!!!

  12. 112 - October 23rd, 2006 at - SaucyWench Says:

    I have a procedural question. Are there female pirates? Can one be a wench and a pirate too? Or is that redundant? Equality is important to me, after all.

  13. 113 - October 23rd, 2006 at - killa g Says:

    beeotch
    im getting myself a ipod skin with the guy with the little pepe on it

    and to whoever wrote that thing about pissing the christians off……your wasting ur time….get off the comp and do something instead of pissing and moaning about some website
    werd

  14. 114 - October 23rd, 2006 at - One Eyed Jack Says:

    Of course women can be pirates, Saucy! Have you heard of the famous female pirates Anne Bonny and Mary Read of the pirate ship “Revenge”? Historically we don’t find many female pirates, but that’s probably because men wrote all the history books. Men are such bastards… oh wait, that’s me too.
    .
    OEJ

  15. 115 - October 23rd, 2006 at - Gibbo Says:

    Female pirates are legion but Our PastaNoster keepeth them in hiding for now

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  17. 117 - October 26th, 2006 at - Winthrop Brewster Morgan, MPH, CeM Says:

    As grandson of the first Kansas Supervisor of Continuation Schools (I.B. Morgan) and son of the 1927 Rhodes Scholar from the University of Kansas (Brewster Morgan), I have only one thing to say:

    “It is a serious offense to mock the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”

    Regards,

    Winthrop Brewster Morgan, MPH, CeM

  18. 118 - October 26th, 2006 at - P-Dunn Says:

    For a reason I can’t really put my finger on, I think it’s hilarious that all of these atheists are posting “responses” to Kathy Martin.

  19. 119 - October 27th, 2006 at - djdomain Says:

    Frafficiers, PumbaCaca and ZeaboSolo, quite a coincidence that each of you would find your respective doppelgangers on this site, and post the same grammar-elusive message. They say great minds think alike, though in this case stupid people believe other people share their exact thoughts.

  20. 120 - October 27th, 2006 at - Mac N. Cheeze Says:

    Hail, me hearties.

    I’ve just come from a conference with my fellow pastaferians, and we all agree that FSM needs a new ten commandments in order to recognize the ONE TRUE GOD. We offer the following (in al dente form) and trust that other believers will help to codify these bolognese tenets.

    1. Thou shalt not overcook the pasta.
    2. Thou shalt not use catsup on the pasta.
    3. Thou shall use veal, pork and steak as ingredients in the sacred meatballs.
    4. Thou shall not use American or Swiss cheese as toppings on the pasta.
    5. Thou shall not covert thy neighbor’s pasta.
    6. Thou shall not serve Wonder Bread with the pasta.
    7. Thou shall only wash down the pasta with fine Italian red wines.
    8. Thou shall forget that pasta came from China.
    9. Thou shall not equate the word “Monster” only with large trucks with big tires in mud-splattered arenas.
    10. And, mostest of all, thou shall keep a sense of humor when dealing with all things which perport to be religious.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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