Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

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  1. 1101 - June 10th, 2008 at 1:59 pm - harddirt Says:

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  2. 1102 - June 11th, 2008 at 7:31 am - Landi Says:

    Dear JFN, I agree with you, seems totally silly!! Why whould He (God, the omnipotent creator of everything) be bothered by the words of mere humans? And yet, He is more than bothered by our words, He is interested in our very being. So interested, in You, that He would Squeeze Himself into human form, give up His very life, so that maybe, you would be interested in Him. The Good News, is that He did this while we were (and are) still mocking Him, so that no man can boast, but the Riches of His Grace be displayed. He Longs to Know you. And will keep knocking at the door of your heart.. His love is perfect.. He is perfect :)

  3. 1103 - June 11th, 2008 at 8:55 am - Danny Says:

    all praise be unto the FSM he will pass his judgement and his source will rain down upon all the believers and we will enter his kingdom and find the beer mountain and the stripper factory..

    RAmen

  4. 1104 - June 13th, 2008 at 1:40 pm - Angelica Says:

    Help me !

  5. 1105 - June 16th, 2008 at 8:00 am - George Washington Hayduke Says:

    Two Pirates are discussing their faiths. One pirate asks, “Arrrrrrgggh you a Mormon?” The other responds, “No, I’m a Pastaf-Arrrrrrgggh-rian!”

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  7. 1107 - June 18th, 2008 at 9:08 am - mackie1279 Says:

    you really have this much time to put down somthing you don’t believe in I mean really , what are trying to do, trying to achieve by doing this? why can’t you just stop and live your own boring life. and as i was reading the other messages you will not go to hell
    he always forgives

    your in my prayers

  8. 1108 - June 19th, 2008 at 1:43 pm - Nightkeeper Says:

    This is possibly the most inventive and intelligent response that I have seen to the Intelligent Design pushers, who really only want to promote “Christian” Intelligent Design.

    Good show. I’ve been converted.

    Ramen.

  9. 1109 - June 19th, 2008 at 2:58 pm - Kevin Says:

    Haha, lol @ Kathy Martin of District 6. What can you expect from a place like Kansas?

  10. 1110 - June 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm - Pete VanderLaan Says:

    I have to make a serious parochial objection regarding the assertion that the FSM is an (ahem) He. My sect has studied the issue intensely since the last Thursday and can only come to the conclusion that the FSM was in fact transgendered against Her will by unbelievers known as Morpersons. Sexism is not to be taken lightly in religious circles as you are well aware. Please seriously consider setting the record straight for the unwashed.

  11. 1111 - June 21st, 2008 at 9:14 am - Pete VanderLaan Says:

    I have to apologize for my recent thoughtless comments. I actually meant to say for the “undrained”.

  12. 1112 - June 21st, 2008 at 1:50 pm - Rockabilly Jim Says:

    The Great FSM created my noodly-appendage in his perfect image!

  13. 1113 - June 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm - meatball Says:

    Krazy ideas-funny-disturbing-unique. I like that there are different people out there. I don’t feel so alone. Very inventive and creative.

  14. 1114 - June 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm - will the real J.C. please stand up? Says:

    Christians need to find something better to do with their time than try and convince all “non-believers” about the word of god.

    Times are changing and thankfully more and more humans have been given the gift of intelligence, at least enough intelligence to not believe what has to be the most unbelievable story every invented.

    I mean come on people, in this day and age how is it possible that people still believe there was no second shooter on the grassy knoll? err wait, what was this website about again?

  15. 1115 - June 30th, 2008 at 9:01 am - ziti Says:

    He came to me in a dream, and told me to shed my name and take a pastafarian name in it’s place(cassius clay/ mohamed ali). he bestowed the name of Ziti upon me and told me to spread the word that all should take pastafarian names( he mentioned visiting Ramen with the same message) also we must pray to him in the sacred hot tub and bring ourselves to the rolling boil of truth( don’t forget the pinch of salt for purity of the soul)

  16. 1116 - July 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm - Pirate Parmesan Says:

    ….and I sailed the seas of cheese for the truth, as I did so, I lay dying…thirsting for deliverance whilst fighting off the black robed cross-toothed bible-thumpers who did swarm around me.
    Suddenly the cheese parted and He did appear to me…his meatballs parted and the holy ramp of pasta noodled down to me and He said unto me…”If you can hold the slippery noodle without losing grip ye are faithful of heart, O soul-O mio.” And I took hold. My grip stayed true and He slurped me from the clawing blindess of the bible-thumpers and into his ever garlic-scented, sheltering eaves of pasta.
    I now wear an eyepatch to shield me from the evil glares, as I hold my head high and yell to the wind….
    ARRRRGHHH Matey.

  17. 1117 - July 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm - Jhereg Says:

    May his noodlyness bless us all, and find us in an afterlife of His making, wherein the beer and strippers flow like red sauce down a mountain of pasta.

    R’Amen

  18. 1118 - July 11th, 2008 at 10:38 pm - class Says:

    i was shown this by my brother and the second my eyes hit the page i was mezmerized i was wondering were if anywhere i could get a copy of the fsm version of the bible (im gonna use that word cuz i dont know what his book is called if any1 knows please inform me)
    from a new converter
    with horrable spelling

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    It’s “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Amazon.com has it at $7.49 and up.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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