Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

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  5. 1045 - March 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am - Carl Rossiter Says:

    The flying spaghetti monster is the whole reason for my existence. So far I have only managed to convert one person to his Noodely ways, but I am staying vigilant in my quest to rid the world of global warming. Long live the FSM

    RAmen

  6. 1046 - March 22nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm - Nick Says:

    Holy crap this is amazing, I’ve gotta say the line about his noodly appendages had me laughing my ass off. Anyway this is a great website and it does make about as much sense as most other things they’re suggesting to be taught in school. This is great though, hilarious. you should see the shit they have about scientology. Wikipedia has told me that : the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy.” According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living and continue to do this today. Hubbard called these clustered spirits “Body Thetans,” and advanced-level Scientologists place considerable emphasis on isolating these alien souls and neutralizing their ill effects.

    Isn’t it great? XD

  7. 1047 - March 24th, 2008 at 11:15 am - tappet1 Says:


  8. 1048 - March 24th, 2008 at 7:53 pm - John Angioni Says:

    I’m agnostic my self. I support FSMism because I hate evangelistic Christianity, idiots like the ones on that school board, and people that don’t know when to get out of other peoples business.

    As for the people here that love to bash peoples faith.

    #1 I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
    #2 I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

    I read that as let people believe what they want and stop being a dick about it.

  9. 1049 - March 25th, 2008 at 2:53 pm - James Says:

    I love how that one person- Kathy Martin- says that it is a serious offence to mock god. Being atheist, I love to see morons trance about talking about how offending “god” is terrible. Makes me realise why one third the world is retarded- Religion.

  10. 1050 - March 25th, 2008 at 8:20 pm - Christina LeBoeuf Says:

    A friend of mine referred me to this website in hopes that I would find a great laugh, and maybe even something to smile about for the next few weeks. When I came upon this site, however, I was appalled to find that they allow “logical” teaching in schools. Think about the word “logical” for a minute…. what comes to mind? I hope that you aren’t referring to anything that our parents have taught us. The world today has people who believe that grains of sand are gods. We are nobody to judge, we don’t know for sure… And if you DO know, fill me in because we can never have enough religions. I mean, how crazy does “Zeus” sound now? Back in Roman times it was all the rage. If by “logical” you mean “Jesus” or “God” then I don’t see any objection with having the “The Flying Spaghetti Monster” around. Think about it this way: Jews probably laugh about how you all look like idiots praising a Messiah that hasn’t arrived. How do you feel about that, Christians? I see no reason why Pastafarianism can’t be taught in schools that have Jewish, Muslim, or Christian faiths being taught. That’s exactly like bashing on Obama because he’s Muslim. How would you feel if someone bashed on you because you were Christian? Not great. C’mon, people, this is the GOLDEN RULE from Kindergarten: “Treat others how you would want to be treated.”

    Sincerely, Christina.

    Oh, and Bobby… Keep on. Imagination is the station for the future.

  11. 1051 - March 26th, 2008 at 7:47 am - Whissle Says:

    Can someone help me find my shoes. I also have a teapot floating around the earth’s orbit if you can help me get it down it would be most kind of you; I’ve heard someone’s seen it.

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  13. 1053 - March 27th, 2008 at 7:31 am - Jesus Murphy Says:

    Yea, beerily I sway into thee!

    The FSM hath saved me from eternal spamnation and a meal without sauce!

    I pledge my wife unto thee, regretting only that I have but one wife to give…

    as rob1980 hath said: “does someone here tried this before, and can this be thrusted ?”

  14. 1054 - March 27th, 2008 at 1:08 pm - Lily B. Says:

    Wow… FSMism is great.
    It makes about as much sense as any other religion. If there’s a Church of Scientology, why not a Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
    I’m definitely converted.
    LONG LIVE FSMISM!!!

  15. 1055 - March 29th, 2008 at 7:13 am - Emily R. Says:

    “It is a serious offense to mock God.”
    Who besides you is going to get offended, really? Every time someone shouts “Goddamn!” or “For the love of God,” it’s supposed to be disobeying one of the Ten Commandments “Do not use the Lord’s name in vain,” or something like that.
    And yet I have never seen anybody been struck by lightning or have a terrible accident after saying such things.
    If there really is an all-powerful God who created the universe, why in the world would He get offended(and that’s probably who we should be worried about offending, not you.)? I’m convinced that, if there is a God, he has a wonderful sense of humor. After all, He “created us”, right? He’s probably up there busting a gut at all of the dumb things we do everyday.
    What I’m saying is this: People, especially hardcore Christians, shouldn’t worry too much about pseudo-religions like this. They’re just a joke, honestly, nobody is mocking your God. They’re just trying to prove the point that anything is possible when you have no proof against it(which, actually, kind of works in your favor).
    Maybe you see your goal as to convert people to your religion, but accusing them of heinous crimes they feel are stupid isn’t the way to go about it.
    I support the idea of the FSM because it proves a very good point in a clever and humorous way. It’s a brilliant idea, and I must say that I’m rather jealous of Mr. Henderson for thinking of it first.
    Long live the FSM,
    Ms. Emily R.

  16. 1056 - April 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am - I AM Says:

    I AM willing to see many ideas taught in the school system as long as children get to hear the debate and look at options. I AM the creator and also have a sense of humor.

    The the I AM most excited about is to get more than evolution looked at. If that means I AM discussed in the context of other logical answers such as Spaghetti then that is fine.

    Thanks for supporting that there could be more to this world than just what the Goo Crew are talking about.

  17. 1057 - April 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 am - Kevin Says:

    “It is a serious offense to mock God.”

    A serious offense to whom? And why?

  18. 1058 - April 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm - Kelly Says:

    A friend actually told me about his noodly appendix, and at first I had a great laugh.
    But it actually makes a lot of sense. I’ve always loved anything made of pasta or anything noodly, so why not worship it? I already worship great food, so why not the master of all (great tasting) food?
    I agree about the pirats issue. Though I haven’t foundn’t any real clothing yet, I now own a pirate T-shirt-, bag-, shoes-, earrings-, movies-, jeans- and a wallet. Hello pirates, bye global warming.
    I hope he doesn’t mind me eating him. (^ -)

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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