Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1154 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 881 - October 11th, 2007 at 5:13 am - Pluto Says:

    Sorry mate no offence, the other ‘me’ is a total tool.

  2. 882 - October 11th, 2007 at 5:50 am - Booty Says:

    You need to change your name then, “me”. :)

  3. 883 - October 11th, 2007 at 6:27 am - Luno Says:

    Eja, it’s called parody.

  4. 884 - October 11th, 2007 at 6:37 pm - me Says:

    “me” is hardly an uncommon usrnm for ppl with no imagination…like me

  5. 885 - October 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am - ELI BEN DAVID Says:

    DEAR ALL
    this is greate, i love it and i wish to bless you all
    as his first and formost prophet living on earth
    may the wind will blow your sails
    may the seas will be kind to you
    may pirates brotherhood will light your life

    eli

  6. 886 - October 13th, 2007 at 11:29 am - Rob W. Says:

    Apparently, FSM created pasta in ITS image. There are so many great comments here, I don’t know if I will ever have time to read them all. I was so turned off by Kathy Martin’s response to Bobby Henderson’s letter, that I actually emailed her directly at martinkathy@yahoo.com. I was rather vulgar & nasty, but then begged her forgiveness. I figure that using nasty language is counterproductive, but I used it just to get her attention. Anyway, I’m already Jewish, and I’ve been studying not only the Bible, but other sources. Here’s what I’ve learned: There’s an Invisible Man who lives in the sky, and whenever he catches Jews eating pork, or anyone masturbating, he get’s pissed-off and throws lightening at people. I’ve also learned that G-d is an Invisible Pink Unicorn. Sorry folks, as much as I love your theology, it sounds like it is modeled on IPU, sort of like Christianity and Islam are modeled on my tribe’s religion. Anyway, I love your website so much, that I’d like to call myself a Jewish Pastafarian, if that’s okay with His Holy Noodleness, of course.

    RAmen!

  7. 887 - October 13th, 2007 at 12:40 pm - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Says:

    @Rob W
    No problem at all being a Jewish Pastafarian. You can even be an atheist Pastafarian. Seriously! Many here are. The FSM doesn’t mind if you don’t believe in Him, as He is not vain. So if you keep your Jaweh on the side for a little extra then no probs.

  8. 888 - October 15th, 2007 at 4:14 am - Nemo Says:

    Hi

    I just wanted to say it is quite sad to realise that so many people feel the same way about teaching ID in a science lesson but there is nothing we can do about it because of 6 very closed minded people who presume to speak for the masses. It is such a shame that the people have no say. I suppose if 7 of us joined the board of education in kansas we could also decide to teach the preachings from FSM and be horrified about the idea of Christianity!

  9. 889 - October 19th, 2007 at 12:39 am - Joe Says:

    We must issue a spatwa against the unbelievers!

  10. 890 - October 19th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - bltzsprtznk Says:

    It’s all about franchise rights and market share.

    The great FSM simply dallied when the franchises were auctioned off, and now the pasta-elite have quite a job gaining the market share necessary to reign in the world population. But perhaps he can find a convert amongst the Saudi oil families and bankroll first bow-tie pasta, then when a critical mass of pasta lovers are made ready, the full FSM plate special can be revealed.

    They’ll be no stopping when the masses realize that an all-you-can-eat afterlife awaits them, with extra meatballs for those that jihad with improvised marinara devices wearing pirate eye-patches and funny hats.

    Forks for the low carb dieters!

  11. 891 - October 19th, 2007 at 5:39 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    As someone has remarked on CoFSM once before….what other religion is dished up in a choice of small medium or large servings?

  12. 892 - October 19th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - John & Ryan Says:

    We agree with you that the number of pirates are on the decline, but we feel that there has been a substantial rise in the number of butt pirates. Will this have any effect on the temperature?

  13. 893 - October 22nd, 2007 at 12:56 am - agt526 Says:

    Mrs. Carol Rupe from District 8 seemed pretty cool.

    especially saying that its just as logical as any other theory (other than darwin’s, i assume she meant)

  14. 894 - October 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 am - Pluto Says:

    @John & Ryan – “…a substantial rise in the number of butt pirates. Will this have any effect on the temperature?”
    .
    Yes, but mainly due to friction! So do your part and lube up first guys.

  15. 895 - October 23rd, 2007 at 4:31 pm - Stefan Says:

    This website is amazing, these letters are amazing.

    It is relieving to see how many people in the 21st century have given up the idea of deities (no offense to the Flying Spaghetti Monster).

    About time.

  16. 896 - October 24th, 2007 at 8:14 am - Opey Says:

    Yes Mrs. Kathy Martin in District 6, it is wrong to mock God, but luckily The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgives those who mock him. We are very lucky to have you on our side. ;)

  17. 897 - October 25th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - Cap'n Mark Says:

    Let me see if I have this right.
    The teaching of the Intelligent Design Theory of Creation, as a part of a science curriculum and exposing this theory so the students can decide.

    Hmmm.

    Letting those least qualified in science set the science curriculum.

    Letting the immature and ignorant decide what to believe is wrong, they need to be told things. Once they know things, they can decide. They need to learn logic and language before being exposed to special pleading.

    The guys who think Intelligent Design is science are as bright as OJ Simpson’s jury was.

    Since my mind is twisted, rubbery, tubular in parts, and certainly part of the string theory of the existence of everything, and being in essence a glob of the Primordial Original Pasta Evolution (POPE), and at least where Bill Gates is concerned, a Pirate many times over, I am a Son Of All Pasta (SOAP) and formerly a lay BUBBA (Bulbous Underage Boy of Big Ambition) whose sauce bubbles merrily on the stove of life.

    Saint Merlot of the Vinephage preserve you all.

    AAArgh mateys
    sail on o ship of statements

  18. 898 - October 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm - The Beer Baron Says:

    A serious offense to mock “God”? Just who is this supposed to intimidate or scare? If there is a “God”, and he could and was willing to punish people for mocking him, her, or it, scores of us atheists would have been struck down long ago.

    By contrast, he who mocks the Flying Spaghetti Monster will most surely be cursed with obesity, diabetes and heart disease.

    My deity could beat up your deity!

    I will from this point forward model every dish of spaghetti I prepare after Him, in all His noodly glory, that He may bless my body with the energy of complex carbohydrates and the fortitude of iron, thiamine, and sacred niacin.

    Ramen.

  19. 899 - October 27th, 2007 at 9:47 pm - lilwench Says:

    @Beer Baron- that was beautiful

  20. 900 - November 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 pm - Fazoli Says:

    I think God is mocking Kathy Martin.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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