Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1154 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

Pages: « 140 41 42 43 [44] 45 46 47 4858 » Show All
  1. 861 - October 1st, 2007 at 1:28 pm - Iron Bess Says:

    @Timmy the Taint
    .
    1. The FSM is a great and saucy diety. He enjoys a good joke on all of us who are not noodley-fied. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just planted them there to mess with the minds of others who are of the wrong faith.
    .
    2. I really believe you may get into trouble by the Great Noodle if you don’t partake of his body.
    .
    3. Tithings are for the tithing fairy gods. The FSM wants everyone to keep their money and spend it on the likes of food, rent and beer.
    .
    4. Look for isolated coves in the seas of the earth for congregations. Many Pastafarians are looking for the long lost Pirates, who are hiding from the evil Ninjas. As well, Bobby the profit, is trying to raise the funds to build a pirate ship for all the worthies (wenches, pirates and she pirates) and anyone else interested in singing sea shanties and drinking grog.
    .
    5. Pasta…..mmmmmmmm….yummy
    .
    6. Pastafarianism is all about not having dogma. So feel free to observe services in the manner of your choice. If it’s all about the meals to you, eat, drink and be merry. Personally I find it soothing to observe the mountain and the midget whenever I am trying to commune with the Noodley One.
    .
    Friday’s are the holy days of the week, so you may want to watch the strippers, and drink the grog. Welcome to the church and may you be touched by his noodley appendages and bathed in his warm sauciness (or not).
    .
    R’Amen, avast and ahoy matey

  2. 862 - October 4th, 2007 at 1:01 am - God Says:

    knock it off, all of you

    seriously, what the hell

  3. 863 - October 4th, 2007 at 1:26 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @God Oct 4th, 2007 at 1:01 am
    “seriously, what the hell”
    .
    It’s your hell so go play in it!

  4. 864 - October 5th, 2007 at 9:10 pm - trecod Says:

    ok. i believe in God but i totally agree with a lot of the things that bobby has to say! yes i agree that intelligent design SHOULD NOT be taught as a science! BECAUSE ITS NOT sure i believe in intelligent design but it is not a SCIENCE!!!
    THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS A PLAUSIBLE THEORY! may not believe in it but i realize that many people believe in the FSM
    YARRRR pirates rule anyway!

  5. 865 - October 7th, 2007 at 4:25 am - deep|edition » Håller FSM på att bli en dogmatisk religion? Says:

    […] brev. Och skapade en ny religion (en roande guide till religionen i Flash). Som man kan läsa av de svar han fick från Kansas skoldistrikts ledamöter så har det ändå gett en impact - precis som ett […]

  6. 866 - October 9th, 2007 at 7:58 pm - Anthony Says:

    Dear Mrs. Kathy Martin of District 6,

    May His wet noodle slap some faith into you. For He is the creator. You speak of “mocking god” as if you have done none yourself. Please learn where you speak from before His Noodle-ness comes down and slaps some blessings of knowledge into your head.

  7. 867 - October 9th, 2007 at 9:45 pm - Eja Says:

    To the entire anti-Darwinian ID movement,
    Taking a step back, is it possible that you are wrong about ID? Ask yourself this logically. Separate yourself from the ID movement and ask yourself that question. Can you all see that this FSM is the same thing as creationism? It has every single main point that creationism(ID) has. It asks the followers to blindly accept its theories just as creationism (ID). It claims to have lengthy books that account for the “words” of FSM. Please, stop this atrocity to the faith, stop lying to yourselves, this topic does not deserve to be in public schools as a science. Keep faith where it should be, in the church. And speaking of which, what happened to “sunday school”? Isn’t THAT where kids learn about their religion? Anyways, teach your respective religion in your respective places of worship. End of story. ID proponents, the Establishment Clause is black and white, stop looking for loopholes and back doors to sneak in to the education system. ID is a faith, with a religious(christian) back ground and a religious(christian) following, with christian people backing it up. No matter how it is dressed up, under all that “science” (really not too much, a thin sheet of science at most) is really just a religion. I am sorry…actually Im not sorry…the Kitzmiller case, the Aguillard case and many other cases were lost because of your ignorance. Congratulations on that.

    Eja / Kill-9

  8. 868 - October 11th, 2007 at 2:33 am - me Says:

    i am a devout atheist (now turned pastafarian of course) but i hav nothing against religious types
    i think sum of the discussions hav turned to abusing christians, and i think thts a little mean, i mean sure its stupid to teach id in science, but they can believe in anything they want, and say so

    i personally dont think ppl shud put their faith in a book (the bible) tht was written BY HUMANS a few thousand yrs ago, but then again they r free to do anything they lik, no matter how silly i think it is

    oh, and “pastafarian” gets pinged by spellcheck on this page…i think tht ought to be changed

    pastafarianism is the aweseomest religion ever!
    RAmen to u all
    me

  9. 869 - October 11th, 2007 at 2:37 am - Pluto Says:

    Is this a different ‘me’ form the other posts or are we onto personality number 3?

  10. 870 - October 11th, 2007 at 2:55 am - Commodore Angryy Says:

    I’ve never even heard of tripolar syndrome…

  11. 871 - October 11th, 2007 at 2:57 am - Pluto Says:

    Something’s not right here.

  12. 872 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:02 am - Pluto Says:

    Oh and being bi-polar isn’t the same as multiple personalities or schizophrenia.

  13. 873 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:05 am - Booty Says:

    It’s just the noodly one testing you, Pluto - just ignore it! :)

  14. 874 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:12 am - Pluto Says:

    I’ll try. But I still want to tear his fucking ankles off!

  15. 875 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:19 am - Booty Says:

    Well, that is a fine ambition for a pirate - don’t worry about it :)
    Have you had an email from Alchemist yet inviting you to our non-existant secret group?

  16. 876 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:25 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @Eja Oct 9th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    “ID proponents, the Establishment Clause is black and white, stop looking for loopholes and back doors to sneak in to the education system. ID is a faith, with a religious(christian) back ground and a religious(christian) following, with christian people backing it up.”
    .
    RAmen Eja
    .
    @Pluto Oct 11th, 2007 at 2:37 am

    “Is this a different ‘me’ form the other posts or are we onto personality number 3?”
    .
    Well its unique command of grammar is similar to this one.
    .
    http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/26/dude-fsm-sucks.htm#comment-203894
    .
    Perhaps the Lithium wore off again?

  17. 877 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:31 am - Pluto Says:

    @ Wench Nikkiee- Does the lithium make him go christen or atheist?

  18. 878 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:34 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Anyway “me” has felt the touch of His Noodly Appendage….for the moment at least :)

  19. 879 - October 11th, 2007 at 3:53 am - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Well I believe it’s supposed to have a calming effect? :p
    I think this one was a copy and paste providing info:
    .
    http://www.venganza.org/2007/08/05/you-no-wat-is-stupid.htm#comment-203756
    .
    But I’m still a little confused as well :)

  20. 880 - October 11th, 2007 at 4:33 am - me Says:

    yeah…this is a completely different “me”…i havnt had time to read thru the millions of posts …forgive my “impatience”

Pages: « 140 41 42 43 [44] 45 46 47 4858 » Show All

Leave a Reply

Connect with other Pastafarians


Join the FSM Facebook group - over 35k members ...

Propaganda Buttons

Add these buttons to your site:



Contribute

The Church of the FSM is looking for content. Details here

Support the Cause

The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

Misc.

Bobby's Personal Blog

Contact Bobby: Contact Me


Website monitor by Killerwebstats.com

 

Support the Arts:

Fine art taco photography


Creative Commons License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. This means you're free to use the content but not sell it. More Details