Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1194 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 801 - July 31st, 2007 at - NiL Says:

    Anche qui in Italia il Pastafarianesimo merita diffusione, me ne faccio carico.
    Inoltre, in quanto noi italiani siamo i detentori del Segreto della Pasta ogni buon Pastafariano dovrebbe almeno una volta nella vita venire in pellegrinaggio e in adorazione presso una locale trattoria a gustare un piatto di spaghetti all’amatriciana (o alla carbonara)!

    yarrr a tutti voi, fratelli pirati :-)

    —— and now a delirious automatic translation ——–
    Also here in Italy the Pastafarianesimo deserves spread.
    Moreover, because our Italian are the holders of the Secret of the Pasta, every good Pastafarian
    would have at least once in the life to come in pilgrimage and adoration at one of local “trattoria” to taste a good plate of spaghetti “all’amatriciana” (or the “carbonara” also)!

    yarrr to all you, pirate bro : -)

  2. 802 - July 31st, 2007 at - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:

    @nil. well i can’t sure can’t argue or even comment on that because this pirate didn’t understand a word of what you just said.
    .
    @angry. why do you go to a catholic school when your a pastafarian? Stand up for your rights!

  3. 803 - July 31st, 2007 at - reason Says:

    Oh, Toto! I have a feeling the Kansas State School Board isn’t in Kansas anymore!

  4. 804 - July 31st, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    @ LoftPF
    i go to a catholic school because, besides the catholicism, it’s got a much higher standard than the crappy state schools. and anyway, as a leader of the school, i’m the first one on stage not to do the sign of the cross, and refuse to partake in prayer. though they still refuse to allow me to replace the cross with a nice steaming bowl of spaghetti.

  5. 805 - August 1st, 2007 at - Parmesan Skettie Says:

    I recently saw an FSM bumper sticker thingie (yes, that is the technical term) in front of me at a stoplight, and I can’t tell you how much it warmed my heart. I’m proud to be a convert. Praised be the noodley master! :)

  6. 806 - August 3rd, 2007 at - Andy Says:

    Classic information manipulation. Did anyone notice that the only letters published here were from members of the minority opinion? I find it hard to believe that these people were the only ones who responded.

  7. 807 - August 3rd, 2007 at - Christian Says:

    As my first name already expresses it is obvious that I’m totally committed to the theorie of intelligent design as this theorie has been designed by the FSM in order to show how powerful it is. (btw: the mainstream religions have also been designed by the FSM.) HAIL FSM!!!!

  8. 808 - August 3rd, 2007 at - TrueBeliever Says:

    You may still have not realized that

    Chuck Norris ate the FSM years ago, using two chinese chopsticks.

    BTW, since most of the pirates were killed by Chuck’s roundhouse kicks, he is also the main responsible of global warming.

    Start worshiping the RIGHT god!

  9. 809 - August 4th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    chuck norris?

  10. 810 - August 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Yeah! Why not Bruce Lee?

  11. 811 - August 4th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    Um, excuse me WN, i hope you mean Jet Li.

  12. 812 - August 4th, 2007 at - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:

    @truebeliver- we are worshipiing the right god. FSM! also how did chuck Norris kill jack sparrow? Jonny depp is still alive.

  13. 813 - August 4th, 2007 at - E M K Says:

    hardy har har

    DIE global warming

  14. 814 - August 4th, 2007 at - Logan the Grog Keeper Says:

    @EMK- good try but u actually have to become a pirate to stop global warming; only if it was as simple as saying “har har har”…

    Anyway there’s no way Chuck Norris could kill all the pirates, anyway why would he want to?

  15. 815 - August 4th, 2007 at - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:

    @E M K- I think you meant AR ar arrrr.
    .
    .
    @Logan- chuck norris would probably join the pirates. they both like voilence.

  16. 816 - August 4th, 2007 at - Pastor Fussycat Says:

    responding to the post that said: “I find it hilarious that people like Mrs. Kathy Martin expose what their “Intelligent Design” views really are..”

    I find it hilarious that a roomful of posters seem unable to imagine that Mrs. Kathy Martin may be having you all on a bit, by posting a bit of an intelligence test. She never “exposed” any “Intelligent Design” views. All she said was “its a serious offense to mock god.” - a seemingly contradictory nonsensical statement - and then she shut up. (not a common trait among holy rollers).

    But the statement isn’t contradictory if you take its “literal interpretation” (which is itself kinda funny - a joke within a joke within a joke). As Bobby found out, “mocking god” has certainly given “serious offense” to some holy rollers, especially those on the school board. So the statement is quite literally true - and takes no position about the event. Its a simple observation. ie good science. Many posters here have made huge assumptions about this, based on almost no evidence. (which is also a pretty good joke, since thats a big part of the objection to creationism).

    BTW, Peter W: excellent point about “good” vs ‘ethical”! God save us from ‘Good’!

  17. 817 - August 4th, 2007 at - Pastor Fussycat Says:

    somebody said: “Bobby Henderson created FSM for the right reasons, but is now keeping it alive for the wrong reasons. He is unemployed living off of the sale of FSM merchandise.”

    um, if somebody’s making a living off selling merchandise, he can’t be said to be unemployed, now can he?

    “wrong reasons” for a church of FSM? reason???

    why would anyone need a reason to dream of beer volcanoes, stripper factories and His Noodly Appendage? Arrrr!

    Go forth and be Noodly
    RAmen

  18. 818 - August 4th, 2007 at - Pastor Fussycat Says:

    Navigator Spider said: “.. i won’t go to hell, as there isn’t one. other than some great stories there is no evidence for one.”
    .
    Oh, Nav Spider, look around! Anybody who thinks theres no hell has obviously never been in a traffic jam, never been in an Alabama trailer park, never watched Jerry Springer, never been a soldier, never sat through a fundamentalist church service, never spent the night in the drunk tank, never watched a mainstream American political debate..
    .
    The existence of Hell is utterly and unquestionably proved every day! Where the religionists get it so ludicrously wrong is in postulating that hell happens after you die and was created by a god or devil. Hell is created by our fellow humans right here for us every day, no need to wait for death or a vengeful god..

  19. 819 - August 4th, 2007 at - just some follower of the FSM Says:

    @pastor fussycat

    it is true that existence of hell is easily proven.

    step 1. take an atlas
    step 2. search for the page with michigan
    step 3. look for a little town by the name of hell.

    by the way, there’s a hell in norway too.

    and for the first of your three posts. i have but 1 word to say. CONTEXT.
    you take it out of context with your post. the point is, this is a reply to the open letter. not a fact, however false or true

  20. 820 - August 4th, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Pastor Fussycat
    “um, if somebody’s making a living off selling merchandise, he can’t be said to be unemployed, now can he?”.
    Good point Fussycat :)
    For that statement would make anyone who sells their services or merchandise to someone else “unemployed”.
    RAmen

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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