Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh - District 1 - Received 6/25/05

From: JWaugh1052@[xxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble - District 2 - Received 6/26/05

From: msgamble@[xxxxxxxxx]
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.

Sincerely,

Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe - District 8 - Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: bobby.henderson@gmail.com
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Sincerely,
Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1194 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. 781 - July 14th, 2007 at - Mike Meier Says:

    I just re-read the subject-text. Wonderful letters. I’ll bet they have some fascinating emails. I think they should publish or post them for all to see.

  2. 782 - July 15th, 2007 at - Flange Quimble Says:

    I am a direct decendant of Henry Morgan but I dont really like Spaghetti. Tagliatelli I dont mind but not big on Spag. Flange.

  3. 783 - July 24th, 2007 at - hugh Says:

    It is unfortunate how many deluded people are out there.All through the ages
    we have sought out the reason for our existence and the meaning and origins of life on this planet and around us in the greater universe.
    You are all completely wrong and miles from the truth: The universe was created by
    an immense Multi-Coloured Stapler.
    Visit ImmenseMulti-ColouredStapler.com for more info and
    recieve a free eye patch for your cat.

  4. 784 - July 25th, 2007 at - Fay Says:

    Have not visited for a while, still funny stuff when work is a little slow. I see the list of info just getting longer and longer, bit like spaghetti. Enjoy each and every one of you.

  5. 785 - July 25th, 2007 at - Dale Scerri Says:

    burn in the flames of hell flying spaghetti monster adorers. one point I’d like to mention, a bunch of spaghetti as a god? dude that’s ridiculous

  6. 786 - July 26th, 2007 at - MstrFool Says:

    Is it, Dale? Is it more ridiculous then say, a person who claims to follow an all loving and benevolent god wishing harm and ill on to some one for daring to voice something? Did you bother to read the teachings of the Christ? Do you recall him ever wishing some one to ‘burn in the flames of hell’? If so, then please share the version of the bible you use, as it is clearly one I have never seen. You try to further a faith of love and forgiveness by spewing hate…. Notice anything out of place there? I have seen a few good Christians posting on this site, but they are few I am sad to say. Most seem to be as you, hating, condemning and insulting. If you will recall, not a one of those is considered a good thing by the faith you claim. If you feel the the true path of Christianity is condemning others and expressing joy and desire for the suffering of others, then I think you have confused the Christ with the Satan as your actions and views expressed here are quite in keeping with those of the Satan and not those of the Christ. You feel that anger welling up at my words? Who it it again that says anger is good? Here’s a hint, it wasn’t Jesus. You give in to the will of the deceiver every time you condemn others and your need to condemn also shows your lack of confidence in your own faith. Judge not, less ye be judged. And guess what? You judge us, and we laugh at you. We don’t hate you, in fact I feel safe in feeling that many here love your postings, as they support our side and provide endless amusement. You wish us ill, we wish you enlightenment. Perhaps one day you will see the light, either the true light of Jesus, or the true light of His Noodly Self, the FSM. Either way, you will benefit.

  7. 787 - July 26th, 2007 at - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:

    Dale - You fail to realize your words matter only to people who belive in hell. Your lack of tolerance is astounding to me. I hope that you realize your failing and change your ways.
    .
    Become a pirate, lots of fun. 30 day free trial. I am sure that if you don’t like it you can be born again.

  8. 788 - July 26th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    there seems to be alot of media about different things, including the spaghettideity, being introduced into american schools.
    why can american politicians have a laugh, ours are total hard arses.
    is anyone else here not american?

  9. 789 - July 26th, 2007 at - Vindhyan Bob Says:

    The problem is that American politicians are not having a laugh about religion in public schools - they honestly want it to happen.

  10. 790 - July 26th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    oh, i see. public scholls in australia are already forced into preaching christianity. at least in high school we get to learn about scientology and other cool religions, but the religious education component is completely compulsory for all 12 years

  11. 791 - July 28th, 2007 at - New Brother with Questions Says:

    Dear fellow Pastafarians,
    I am a new brother and have many questions about what the Will is of Our Lord FSM (blessings be upon him) regarding many aspects of my daily life. I humbly prostate myself before you in prayer and beseech you to aid me in the following:
    1) Is Noodle Soup permissible, or is it a deviation from his holy will?
    2) My parents object to my having joined the Faith. Is it necessary I respect them?
    3) I daily pray 5 times to a bowl of steaming Bolognese. But recently a brother suggested this is idolatry and I should pray in the direction of Italy. Is he right?
    4) What was there first, the egg or the noodle? I cannot seem to find a satisfying answer to this conundrum in the scriptures and fear for my faith.
    5) Yesterday I preached at the mall for two hours about the glories of Our Lord FSM (blessings be upon him) and the people just looked at me as if I was crazy. What shall we do with unbelievers? Should we perhaps kill them?
    6) I would greatly appreciate a description of Paradise, as I cannot seem to find any in our Scriptures. Can someone please tell me what to expect?
    7) Obviously a description of Hell and how to avoid it would also be useful.
    8) I find myself strangely excited by the prospect of covering a Woman in linguini and carbonara sauce? Is this sexual license permissible? I presume not and have cut of my penis to be sure, but would appreciate an answer all the same.
    Thanks a lot,
    New Believer

  12. 792 - July 28th, 2007 at - New Brother with Questions Says:

    Oh yes, and is it ‘blessings be upon him’ or ‘grated cheese be upon him’? I think I was mistaken in my above piece. I am still new so please have patience with my weak faith.

  13. 793 - July 28th, 2007 at - Lilith♥ Says:

    Hi New Brother! May you be welcomed to the one and only true Pasta!
    I can assure you, that His Noodliness won’t care much about etiquette, he’s drunk most of the time himself. I can’t even answer to all of your questions, I just happen to know that China discovered the holy noodle before Italy, so you probably have to pray in this direction.
    Heaven will await you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory and it is very unlikely to go to hell. If you really annoy the FSM, he would only grand you stale beer and ugly strippers! So try to avoid this!!!

  14. 794 - July 28th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    @ NBWQ
    1: Consult a higher pirate.
    2: You don’t need to respect anyone.
    3: He is wrong.
    4: the noodle. if his noodly appendae created all, that is obvious.
    5: they can believe what they like.
    6: beer volcano and stripper factory.
    7: stale beer and venereally diseased strippers. follow the eight ‘i’d really rather you didn’ts’.
    8: i now believe you are trying to upset a group of pirates, stale beer and venereally diseased strippers for you.

    read the pastafarian bible.

  15. 795 - July 28th, 2007 at - Lilith♥ Says:

    @angryyoungatheist: thanks, you are a better Pastafarian than me it seems!! ;)

  16. 796 - July 28th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    no one pastafarian is better than another. well, at least this can’t be judged without a proper cutlass fight.

  17. 797 - July 29th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    Or frying pan fight.
    .
    Incidentally, at angryyoungatheist,
    .
    “oh, i see. public scholls in australia are already forced into preaching christianity. at least in high school we get to learn about scientology and other cool religions, but the religious education component is completely compulsory for all 12 years”
    .
    0_o
    .
    I think I might be in a different Australia to you. At the very least W.A. doesn’t. The worst we had was Jehovahs and co come around and try to preach in free time (lunch and whatnot).
    .
    Ahh I remember those things fondly. Fun arguments, and better still, those pocket bibles they hand out are like miniture paper aircraft carriers.

  18. 798 - July 29th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    @ Jingles.
    yep, queensland is different alright.
    was religion taught in primary school in WA though?

  19. 799 - July 29th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    Nope :) (Unless you went to a religious school of course)
    .
    Only religious lectures we got in primary school were random events where a few missionaries would try to corrupt a few young ‘uns. In high school, the same, and we also had several people from the local anglican (or was it 7th day… hmmm) church occupy a room during lunch time, where they bribed kids with candy so they could preach.

  20. 800 - July 29th, 2007 at - angryyoungatheist Says:

    well, even the public school system forced christ upon us from the age of 5, and it’s still going at 17. luckily in my wonderful catholic school, the religion teacher is agnostic, yet he still doesn’t allow preaching of satanism in his class. but, there is always at least myself and one other pastafarian in all classes to keep it level.
    anyway, i’m sure it wasn’t the first time several priests bribed children into a room with candy.
    Ramen.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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