I wrote the Open Letter sometime around January of 2005 and posted it online several months later after receiving no reply from the Kansas School Board. Within days of posting it online, the letter became an internet phenomenon, generating tens of thousands of visits each day, as well as personal responses from the school board members themselves. To date (August 2006), the venganza website has received upwards of 350 million hits, and somewhere in the proximity of 15 million unique visits. This website operates on a dedicated server and uses 600 - 800 GB/month in bandwidth. I’ve received over 15,000 emails in response to the letter.

The letter, after being blogged heavily for months, was printed in several large newspapers, including the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Chicago Sun Times, and many others. The newspaper articles caught the attention of book publishers, and at one point there were six publishers interested in getting the Word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster out to the public. In the end, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was released by Random House in March of 2006.

It’s now been over a year since the FSM phenomenon started. I hope that a year from now we will be recognized as a legitimate religious organization, with all the same benefits *and tax loopholes* that the mainstream religions enjoy.

Please leave me a comment on the Letter, the FSM movement as a whole, or whatever you like. Thanks,

-Bobby

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  1. 2001 - January 16th, 2008 at 10:26 pm - LAHenry Says:

    I am very new to Spaghettism; I do have one question which arises regarding the diagram or drawing of the Supreme Pasta creating the Universe. I understand that since the Being is invisible, this can only be a helpful visual device and not a true rendering. But the circualr blobs suggest to me a deeply feminine aspect, which does not seem to be addressed in the continual referances to “he” in the text. Could you enlighten me?

  2. 2002 - January 19th, 2008 at 1:48 pm - bryan Says:

    I want to convert!

  3. 2003 - January 19th, 2008 at 6:28 pm - I love eruptions in heaven Says:

    Bryan.

    converting is not done to you, you do it to yourselves.
    .
    .
    also you don’t need baptisement or something. just get really drunk.
    .
    RAmen
    PS: if you don’t like alcohol or are too young, just drink lots of other stuff and act like your drunk

  4. 2004 - January 19th, 2008 at 10:58 pm - Andy from Scotland Says:

    Just wanted to leave a note of support.
    The day parents stop forcing religious nonsense into their kids heads the better.

  5. 2005 - January 20th, 2008 at 8:32 am - Jordan from Kansas Says:

    Thank you for pointing out the stupidity of Kansas School Board. It’s time people realize the difference between science and religion and religion has no place in school’s.

  6. 2006 - January 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 am - Cari Welsh Says:

    Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster!!
    Thank you for writing the Open Letter, Bobby. Humanity will never survive if people continue to cause destruction in the name of religion — which is nothing more than someone else’s idea of where we came from. :)
    U rock baby!

  7. 2007 - January 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 am - Jane Says:

    Your graph seems to have a flaw…please allow me to point it out.

    1. In 1820 there were a total of 35000 pirates…which is fine. Then your graph showed that there was an increase in pirates in 1860 to 45000. So then the probable question is, why did the global average temperature go up?

    Jane.

  8. 2008 - January 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 am - a reborn pastafarian Says:

    thank you so much for the noodles..

  9. 2009 - January 23rd, 2008 at 8:44 am - Nick Says:

    For a non-theist to mockingly claim FSM demonstrates the intellectual-vapidity of said non-theist and their inability to distinguish between claims with evidentiary support and fairy tales.

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2008/01/22/flying-spaghetti-monster

  10. 2010 - January 24th, 2008 at 2:47 pm - John Hornsby Says:

    May His Noodly Appendage grace us with His divine greatness, for He knows best how our world should be.

  11. 2011 - January 24th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - Kyle "Hymn" Weekley Says:

    For a non-theist to mockingly claim FSM demonstrates the intellectual-vapidity of said non-theist
    and their inability to distinguish between claims with evidentially support and fairy tales.
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2008/01/22/flying-spaghetti-monster

    FSM, and more specifically, Open Letter To Kansas School Board, are works of pure satire, intended to illustrate atheist/anti-theist/agnostic views of mainstream religions such as catholicism, which I presume you follow. As far as I can tell, the letters were not intended to harm catholicism, or even attract this much attention. You need to either learn how to step outside the picture frame and look back at it, or learn to laugh at comical concepts like FSM.

    Stay Noodly!

  12. 2012 - January 26th, 2008 at 3:46 am - atheist of the bible belt Says:

    Brava! That was wonderful. *Wipes away tear. The spaghetti monster is so funny! ^_^

  13. 2013 - January 26th, 2008 at 4:13 am - pastafarian since birth Says:

    This is really mainstream thought process that exhibits the fatal flaw in asserting any point via subterfuge.
    I began my soul search with “buzgetti” and continue with “vegetti”. I have even been told I am a “noodle-noggin”!

  14. 2014 - January 26th, 2008 at 11:41 pm - Katie Says:

    I would just like to say thanks for the letter to the Kansas School board and the awakening of Pastafarianism to the world. For many years i have worshipped Pasta: a source of great happiness and nutrition, and have also harbored a secert urge to become a pirate (which seems would help reduce climate chaos!). It is refreshing to have someone challenge all the crap that schools spew out! My friends say i am mad for being a believer (of the cause not the FSM) but i tell them they are mad for basing their lives around a God that is as real as the FSM!

  15. 2015 - January 28th, 2008 at 4:29 am - Severine Says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HA.HA.HA.
    No really. I love this.

  16. 2016 - January 28th, 2008 at 8:17 am - sheldon Says:

    i belive that the whole science lesson should be spent teaching Pastafarianism and i also have a question how does one spred the word of Pastafarianism?

  17. 2017 - January 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm - tarbender Says:

    all hail the noodly appendaged deity. having relocated to arkansas in 1989, arriving the same week that billy graham was hosting a “crusade” at the local stadium,thus scaring the crap out of me and at the same time filling me with the urge to puke truth and knowledge upon the state ranked 48th in education. you have given me purpose and meaning to my dismall existance(damn i wish i had spell check). i ….yes me…pledge my sauce stained allegience to, and for the church of the flying spaghetti monster. i want to be a tax free ordained minister, listing as my branch of religion as…the first of the seventh day nazerine laden church of the flying invisible spaghetti monster or F.I.S.M. if you will. i hope that all associated with the flying spaghetti monster will bless me in sauce and meatballs, and i hope all the kind loving close minded people who have thrust their beliefs at, wave their holier than thou attitudes or asked me what church i go to before asking my name, can actually feel and visualize my middle finger being violently waved in front of their upturned snooty little pig noses, by the way…i probably slept with your daughter. eat me

  18. 2018 - January 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm - indigo v. Says:

    thanx for taking a stand. Kudos!

  19. 2019 - January 28th, 2008 at 7:10 pm - Sergeant S. Says:

    I am the Head of Public Affairs for a unit of the United States Army Junior Reserve Officer’s Training Corps, and I am surrounded by various religions and creeds. Without sounding to prejudice, they all provide faith, but not answers. Pastafarianism does! By following the word of the FSM I have been able to accomplish my goals and become a better leader! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  20. 2020 - January 28th, 2008 at 9:56 pm - Alex Says:

    I´m glad I live in a country, that although small and in the last decades, poor, no church or religious person has the power to even think proposing such a ridiculous thing as teaching Intelligent Design… The US seems to have forgotten it´s pure origins, shall Paine know about that he´d take his masterpiece “the age of reason” back to be published in a few more centuries…
    keep up the fight, the Monster will pay you back…
    Alex

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