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I’ve got a question:
Where do I get this music?
I played this game about ten times know and have become enthusiastic :)
Greetings from Marco, member of germanys FSM church (EvKdFSMid)!
RAmen
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dude marco is there really a fsm church? I seriously wanna go
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I’d give my soul to go to a FSM church.
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That game is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)
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dude, where is this church, and how do i join?? i mean comon, heaven is a volcano of beer and a stripper factory. what else could i want?? let me join your church, and then someone kill me plx.
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I wonder if there is one here in the US? If not I’m darn well going to start one!
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The church is to be the pirate ship, remember? Bobby is working on that.
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Hey, there are aonly female strippers coming out of the factory…or are they transvestites, or transsexuals? What about we who like a hairy chest? On a man, I mean…for whatever reason…
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That’s just a generalization. There will, of course, be male strippers in heaven as well.
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Bobby said (i don’t remember where) that everyone would have his/her stripper factory, so mens will have female strippers, wemen shall have male strippers, and transvestites and transsexuals, well…you get it.
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What’s a “wemen”?
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Hey – never mind the strippers; what about some chocolate for those of us of the female persuasion? Or a chardonnay fountain?
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gill its greater than sliced bread
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Wow, that is addicting
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mmm ur god tastes spagehtiiish
u people really worship spaghetti..
id hate to see u in an italian restaurant
ud be all “stop eating my god”
he he he..
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you guys should be grateful for the strippers and beer, do not ask any more of your supirior, it has given you sexual pleasure and social pleasure as well as entertainment when the drunk people do dumb stuff so i would be happy!!! tyfsm tyfsm
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Somebody!!!! Get a Thesauraus!!!!
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Better yet! Somebody get a clue!!!! LOL
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ok: women, (just because i got it wrong and you start mocking me…sniff)
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is there some way i can get this onto myspace?
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how cool is this game, and this church generally, i cannot wait for heaven!!! by the way do gays get male strippers?
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Why certainly you could get this on myspace.
I’m not sure if this will let me post the code, but if it shows up, this is it:
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scratch that
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lol, do u kno where i can get the code
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Dude, the FSM is my hero…where can i convert?
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I don’t know how to convert in the US but for germany that’s your site:
http://www.venganza.info/mitgliedschaft2.htm
I submitted a month or so ago and hell, these ID Card looks so cool^^
I can wait for death actually but I’m no more afraid of it^^
And btw….
Pastafarians in a italian restraunt aren’t like “stop eating my god.” Christians are eating bread which is supposed to be jesus body so they do cannibalism. We just worship our god by eating spaghetti (did so two times last week. I felt so… great :D).
PS: The music’s making me crazy… working on some presentation…. it’s defenitly going to be weird^^
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I worship (eat spaghetti and various pastas) quite often, so this religeon is wonderful for me. Then again, as a Discordian, this fits riiiight into my “dogma”.
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
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I am a Christian, but I still love this game.
I also think that the entire idea of a “flying spaghetti monster” being a god is HILARIOUS.
RAmen, my brothers
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Praise the almighty FSM!!!!!!!!! Anyone know where I can get the FSM Gospel?
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Of course it’s a great game, anything with pirates/FSM/pirate fish/The Horde from WoW/Chuck Norris is automatically completely awesome.
RAmen!
(PS: You can buy the gospel from Barnes And Nobles. Oddly, many of them accidentally file it in the “Humor” section.)
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Yaaay! I just converted everyone!!!
In the game, at least.
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Very interesting ideaology. I am not sure if it’s a veiled attempt at proposing string theory as the ultimate creator of the universe (this one as well as the others), or just satire in response to pushing ID theory AKA creationism in kansas.
BTW I’m a huge fan of Ramen noodles!! and could possibly be a closet FSMennonite.
FD
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Bah! How do I convert people in this game? Whenever I touch someone with my noodly appendage they simply start running in the opposite direction, and my pastafarian count remains at zero…
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why are the people running from the FSM
he is far yummier than any other god
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this is the best thing ever!
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Ok, about the whole heaven-is-a-beer-volcano-and-stripper-thingy thing, I and many many others will be seriously offended if there isn’t spaghetti too.
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There are only two kind of noodles in our heaven:
The flying spaghetti monster itself, our proud and only god which will lead us to eternal alcoholism and the spaghetti you want to be there. If you don’t wish any further spaghetti beside the FSM theere won’t be any more.
But after all your faith is weak. Why do you deny the holy spaghetti? Do you really think you’ll reach salvation this way?!? Tztz… no way…
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Great! now I can do my warmups before I go on my door-to-door-conversion-streaks..
Touched by his noodly appendage
FSM Church dept Drenthe The Netherlands.
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wow this game was fun, but i still dont get why you guys are doing this?
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I don’t get why you’re not doing this :-)
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ohhhh… those are ’school officials’, i thought they were othrodox jews or catholic priests at first… anyways, they should be able to be converted also, just with some special move or perhaps by being touched thrice!
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student catholic convert! alright i’m going to set up a student Australian branch of FSM in NSW. come to the holy land!!!
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Dude… i would give anything to have a noodly appendage! I have wanted to be a pirate since i was four… now i finally can be! lol this kicks ass
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whats with the stripper factory?
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage
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@ Malia
i have a noodly appendage…
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i raped the spaghetti monster
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i raped the spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How?
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Now we need a downloadable version to play offline :)
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Damn why can’t there be like the FSM church of Muskegon? Michigan needs a most holy place to worship also!!
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AMAZING! what a tune man!!! one of my favourite games in my whole life! incredible!awesome!fantastic!!!!
Peace, and Futsal!!
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this is really fun and cool and all that
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it took me a while to figure out how to play this game :( but once i got it, it was awesome! no way do christains have this much fun!!
but all my friends think FSM is ridiculous- i keep trying to explain it’s no more ridiculous then the ideas of other religions! but no one listens to me :(… except the FSM coz he’s so awesome :D
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i like your website a lot, i thought the hate mail part was really funny, people get so mad about some things…but anyway the game just made your webside a million times better!! its great!
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i now belive there is a spaghetti monster controling my life is that wierd.
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er were can you convert in the UK
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and er what holidays are there and when.
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Every Friday is a holiday, where Pastafarians are encouraged to go outside and get some sun. Also, there is “Holiday” which is from mid-December to January, and Ramandon.
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hey, i got converted by my friend and now i am a total pastafarian so ya and all the ppl that say we are a cult should go do somehting that i am not gonna say
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Where is this socalled “church” I WANNA GO!!!!!!
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You are at it :P
Feel free to start a chapter near where you live though….
Peace out, RAmen
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I want to go to your Heaven. Just tell me where you want me to mass murder loads of innocent people with my suicide bomb.
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haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
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There is a game? Henderob you truely are multi-dimensional.
Yours in pasta
RAmen
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“and er what holidays are there and when.”
* International Talk like a Pirate Day – September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover – Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan – Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween – October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday – Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday – Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
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Haha! This site is totally awesome.
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this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
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Well, I am what I eat, so I guess that makes me a pastafarian.
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This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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Dont dare you deny the Flying Spagehetti Monster! All you can do is sit in awe at his supreme noodlyness. END
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@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
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@ Branded Cow,
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You *eat* Pastafarians?!?
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Can we get the gospel in Western Canada?
I so wish to help my brothers and sisters find the Strainer of Goodness.
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MAN U GOTTA LURVE THAT HEAVEN. Im soooo converted
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If “I Feel Sorry” is “shitting out spaghetti”, he/she may want to see the vet & get checked for tapeworms – something similar happened to my cat once.
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well i have converted can i worship by eating pasta so it can be close to my heart?
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“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
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I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
-RAman!
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You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato – an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!
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I’ll have to have my gamer husband help me. I didn’t convert one person!
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wow… all i can say is… wow… HAIL FSM!!!
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I read about this on Wikipedia when I looked up “God.” As a Lutheran and a pastor’s son, this really cracks me up. The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only thing I don’t understand is the point of the FSM in this “religion.” While in Christianity heaven is communion with God, FSM heaven seems to have nothing to do with the FSM at all. Why is it there? What purpose does it serve? What would a omniscient, omnipotent clump of spaghetti and meatballs need with beer and strippers? Are these strippers people that the FSM created for the purpose of stripping? Do they get paid? How about benefits? Is it volunteer work? Do all heaven-bound pastafarians get enlisted as strippers for a certain number of years?
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I like this
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With beer volcanos and stripper factories, heaven will be a fun but light-hearted affair.
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There is a fsm church?!Really?!!I wanna go!!!!!!!!!
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Ravi is the name of my brother.Anyway if there is a fsm church I should be there first ’cause I am the best of everybody!
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Does heaven include male strippers?
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Yes, sbagbol. Either sex or both. Whatever floats your boat.
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OEJ – Stripper Factory Quality Control Engineer
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FSM makes perfect sense and He should be worshipped.
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Ok, count me in! Ah do BELIEVE!!!
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I have just opened a branch in Adelaide, South Australia. I have also enquired about applying for one of the newly created positions of School Chaplain in our Government run schools, as announced by our esteemed PM, John Howard.
Other Adelaide Pastafarians are free to attend.
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WOW if God was FSM i would point and laugh at all the other religions for being wrong then eat God. And if the FSM is God then what is the devil?
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NOOOOO!!! I only have a school computer and the blocked the game!!! WHY!? I love this game… :(
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THIS IS MESSED UP!!! GOD CREATED THE WORLD!!!! NOT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
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@Necoyama
*The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Well, I’m not a christian, but I do know a lot about many other religions, and I totally get all the jokes, as well as the many points of debate about ID in schools and evolution. I think the people here who do call themselves *christians* don’t find this at all funny, and probably appreciate it not one little bit.
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I definitely saw this on Newgrounds a while back. Best. Game. Ever. Also a great way to spread the word.
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the song is so cool. bobby can put it up for downloading, please.
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i dont get it. how can plp believe in IDtheory in the 21st century??? i just dont understand… would somebody explaine it to me?
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OK, I have a question,if there is a heaven and a version of hell,and even a game,what about a holiday?
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I can’t figure out the game, I touch them with the Noodly Appendage but nothing happens. I wanna convert people.
Oh well, all hail FSM anyway!
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oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p
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“oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p”
I am wounded.
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i hope u all die and go to hell with the spaghetti monster
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@hayden
wow, i don’t think you realize that the FSM is a parody religion. that means its a joke. however, i have more faith in the FSM than god (who is just like the tooth fairy)
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@a curious person
well, unfortunatly there will always be stupid people. and sometimes stupidity gains political power. however, it is important to realize not everybody is stupid. just those that are superstitious
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oi howz about u shut up ur probably sum homo wid nuthin betta 2 do with ur time say hi 2 ya mum 4 me
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my mum says hi back for u k u stupid believer u can go get hemeroids and when u shit it makes the inner skin of ur asshole bleed!!!!!!!
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hello if u want some free kinky sex call me because im horny
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@ hayden
wow, really effective. oh yes, i told my mom you said hi, she didn’t know who you were. what makes you think i’m a homo when i’m perfectly straight. oh yea, god is just a tooth fairy that people strangely believe in. you are such a loser
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Oh, good. More teenagers with homoerotic fantasies and anal obsessive-compulsive defects. Yooooohooo, teens of the world! This is a satire! If you don’t get it, then you blow whale dicks! Or, alternatively, you are the head of a fundamentalist Christian organization. Six of one…
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This rocks! I can’t believe I hadn’t bothered to look it. I heard about it ages ago.
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Hey Plack! I love pink and black aswell!
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This is totally not a satire or joke religion. Its totally serious.
n00bs
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Our god has more evidence than any other ‘god’, plus He is much yummier.
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We have a GRAPH!
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I love this site and this religion! it is whitty and insightful. Reading the hatemail section was amusing… some people take themselves far too seriously and funnily enough they say that we are rubbishing their religion and that its hurtful to do so and then they go do the same to ours. Talk about hypocritical. Tsk.
All hail the FSM!!!
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Oh my god i think some one put SHIT IN MY PANTS SAVE ME GIANT SPAGGETTI MONSTER I NEED STIPERS AND BEER.
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Can I get this game embedded into my Myspace page?
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NESS ITS HARD TO OFEND US WHEN U CANT EVUN SPEL SPAGGETTI AND STIPERS WRITE!
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i have a load of m8s, n we all belive in this sacred religion!!! long live th FSM!!! YEEAAAA
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Yea this is awesome. The game is great, love the music. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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@ hayden
prove it
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Come to Me my faithfull pastafarians!
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Anything I should add to the heaven?
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So it has been proven, the FSM itself wrote to us.
No need for faith anymore, it’s time to trust. Do we need anything more than our creator himself speaking to us?
May his noodly appendage touch everyone worth being touched.
RAmen!
Oh, i forgot to add something:
;)
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@FSM
maybe a laser tag section? put a true pastafarian in a maze with a bunch of fundies, then give him a super-powered industrial laser?
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just kidding, of course. I’m not -quite- that violent. still, it would be tempting… … …
RAmen
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the instructor of a community college here in glendale california condones this page and we had to study it.
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I will take that laser tag idea up…
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well it is a fun game, but pirates are morons, as are ALL pastafarians
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I AM the FSM, unless you are pirates you are not welcome in my perfect heaven, and i command al of you to stop eating pasta, I AM here to show all of you im very real, and want all of you to be able to enjoy the Beer Volcano and stripper factory, i also want all of you to have fun, and many wives and kids, but it seems your silly mortal government means more to you than that which i will of you, i also want all of you to create a perfect a language only to be spoken by you my followers you shall be blessed and your lives touch by my noodly appendage
RAmen
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come to me my children, FSM is just my alias, you know you wanna join me
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We had a kitty we named satan once. He was the sweetest kitty around. We figured if there really is a god and a devil, then people must be confused about who does what, because ever since the beginning of all of this ‘god’ worship stuff the earth has been pretty screwed over.
I do have one issue to take up with you mr, FSM. Your heaven seems a bit biased. I have nothing agains beer and strippers, but perhaps, for the women and those who aren’t fans of alcohol (I really just don’t like the way it tastes!) you could add chocolate/ice cream and some male strippers too.
Male pirate strippers that is…
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I can not convert anyone- is that the real point of the game? I agree with Nausicaa- male pirate strippers need to be in heaven. Otherwise, what are we suppose, that when females go to heaven they enter the factory and become strippers? And we’d better get more than 72 of them, just to show those Muslims who is getting the most ‘booty’ in heaven. AAAARGH!!!
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your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!!
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your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!! so go fuck your self.
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Dear James,
Thank you for your barely coherent swearing and (kind of) double posting, I would like to remind you that the Flying Spaghetti monster is as valid and potentially more reasonable than any god you have ever heard of. In light of this I would like to inform you that your religion is bull-shit and that there is no such thing you worthless pieces of shit, so go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Goodbye!
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Beastly Rich
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James,
If you can form a coherent argument (or at least a sentence), send it via email. If you go to the “About” section at the top of this page, you will find the email address. You seem like the kind of person who wants to be immortalized in the hate mail (and concerned criticism) section.
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But I’m guessing you don’t have the (meat)balls.
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RAmen.
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@james
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i don’t think you realize this is a satire site. are you the same james from the FSM Money Stamp Post. don’t need to sound so pissed off.
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James,
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You should really pick just one name and stick with it. You seriously need to check your language. Nobody is swayed and you only manage to show your lack of maturity.
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On the other hand, a hearty pirate curse would be great. Let me translate your post. It should read, “Yer religion be nothing but bilge water, ya scurvy dog!! Go kiss a squid ya bloody whelp of a diseased whore!”
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OEJ
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hello.
i have a question? how do i convert?
the FSM is AWSOME!
i will worship him by eating as much pasta as i can!
my boyfriend thinks i am crazy for beliving this.
but how can you not?
i mean i beer volcano? its amasing.
thank you FSM
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i love FSM!
my bf thinks i am nuts….
oh well;)
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Arielle, What a beautiful testimonial!
FSM is… therefore you are…
Just got to bring the boyfriend over to the noodly side!
Ramen
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I don’t think that that is the same James. the other usually used intelligent, if incorrect, arguments.
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hey, love the site, love the game. after seeing the site, i have converted to flying spaghetti monsterism! all hail his noodlyness!
-caff
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Mon dieu that game is addicting! I especially like converting the little babies, although I’ll admit I thought they were cats at first… :(
Only one question: why are the masses RUNNING from his noodlyness?
RAmen!
Liszie
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@CaffeineBoy and Liszie
Welcome Aboard!
I personally think they are running from the darkly-clad school administrators, seeing as His Noodly Goodness is usually invisible. And you are right, the babies ARE fun to pirateicize(?)
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Wow… you know, this whole thing is a very clever concept. But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion? Pastafarianism is already pretty well-developed, and you guys really are taking it to some rather scary extremes. Aren’t you worried that you might have created a monster, so to speak?
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….No? (Look at it this way: even if it DOES somehow get, as you put it, ‘taken to some rather scary extremes’, the most extremist Pastafarianist couldn’t be any worse then the religious fanatics we’ve got running around now.)
….Plus there’s the small fact that this is actually a satrical site.
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Centuries from now we will be resting in Pastafarian heaven with a flagon of beer in one hand and a stripper in the other, so we really won’t care what is going on down on earth. Having said that, the FSM teaches tolerance above all, so it could really be no worse than the loads of atrocities that the other great religions of the world have already committed.
RAmen
MJK
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@ gill
Shh on the satire thing, TLM might hear you ;)
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@Pasta Aurelius Dec 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 pm
“But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion?”
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Centuries from now, if the fanatics don’t send us all into oblivion before hand, religion will be extinct. It will exist in stories only. There may be a few fun parodies of it still floating around, no doubt.
RAmen
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Mad John Kidd– =0 The horror! Thanks for the warning, I’d hate to bring HIS wrath down on this thread too.
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No worries.
Concerning monsters, I think Goya said it best: “The sleep of reason produces monsters.”
RAmen
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FSM obviously blesses us with this game.
RAmen
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I liked the FSM game.But I could play it only when I am connected to Internet.Please make this game savable in my computer.Else my telephone bills will go up.
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karl and all these people are fucking fags, i hope that retarded monster fuck you all up for being so stupid
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who is this jesus christ
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seems like he wants to be the real jesus christ. little does he know that i am. also who is karl?
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he also wrote his name the same way i do.
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BEER VOLCANO!!!!!!!!
SIGN ME UP!
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-> jesus christ [the rude one]
Your language is a bit shocking. Are you not supposed to promote meekness and mildness?
Your father [GOD on some other pages] seems to have a fairly limited and rude vocabulary also.
I suppose you must have learnt it from Him?
Still, I congraulate you on proving to you many mindless followers that the holy divine beings actually have similar IQs to handicapped crab
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thank you o lord for thou art so holy that they have created a game for thou. i will see you up in the beer and stripper volcano big guy!
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Oh my god, my boyfriend bought me this for christmas, and I must say, Pastafarianism has changed me completely. I was a devout christian until I opened my eyes to FSMism. Thank you so much for this book. I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors!!
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Welcome aboard, Sarah
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage. Spread the word!
RAmen
CMJK
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Good on you Sarah and welcome, try the pirate name quiz on the “In Praise of” link
posted by
Mad Tom Rackham Jan 9th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
For all you would be pirates – http://www.piratequiz.com/
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It’s funny!
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Yes, welcome Sarah.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
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Hi Sarah
Welcome aboard :)
“I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors”
Check out the great Propaganda Materials page on site.
http://www.venganza.org/materials/
RAmen
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New pirate? Welcome!
Sign the compassionate letter to disgraced evangelical Ted Haggard at http://www.letter2ted.org today. Every voice helps…
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Thank you all for your warm welcome! I will definitely be clicking around to see how I may better worship His Supreme Noodleness. Also, I’m using the pirate fish design for my halloween pumpkin this year!! And for everything else, really. I’m so excited to have joined Pastafarianism!!!!
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@Sarah
I’m so excited to have joined Pastafarianism!!!!
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I know how you feel Sarah. I felt the same way when I first found this motley crew. Believe me, it just gets better and better as you go along.
:)
RAmen
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howdy all you pastafarians
i am very very new to all of this and i think it tis very very cool
i was an atheist until i realised that i only didnt believe in a god because i hadnt found the fsm!!!! i am unaware of some of the teachings tho, does anyone know where i could get up to speed without having to buy the book? ;) im stingy!!! tee hee
btw im from the land down under, is anyone else from there? and i must convert all my atheist friends to fsm, it is truly the greatest thing since sliced bread….well in fact BETTER :D:D
RAmen
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yea…gr8 game you must have a lot of time in your hands..
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Hi Erin. Welcome to the church. Bring your own beer, we do (some of us quite a bit :))
Check out the Wikipedia entry on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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There are quite a few Aussies here. You’ve seen two – Wench Nikky and Jingles. I think Spotted Zebra is too. Bound to be a few more. A lot are English (all Ashes jokes have been done – still waiting for the hit and giggle and one day jokes :( ) and Americans with quite a few from mainland Europe. Pretty varied lot.
Enjoy
RAmen
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only an aussie would be dumb enough to believe this crap……but they still kick our arses at cricket
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Kick your ass at general intelligence too
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Millsy – even with the glaring hints that you’re English, I’m still not convinced that you’re not our little plaything from across the pond. I hope you’re not – we got some good mileage out of him, but he broke down in the end.
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Oh please Millsy – you believe that an invisible man in the sky, who is one man, but three really, sent himself, or a part of him, or well, you get the idea, down to earth to die because we were all really sinful, which isn’t our fault anyway, cos our invisible friend made us that way, but it is our fault cos we could choose to be good, but he knows we wouldn’t, erm, but anyway when he died he was brought back from the dead, which the invisible friend knew, so he must have known as well, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t mean anything his dying in the first place, and then a lot of his friends got really really drunk and started babbling incomprehensible gibberish – sorry, I mean got touched by the holy spirit and started speaking in tongues and then went and converted a lot of other people, and then they persecuted everyone who didn’t believe, and they are still trying to!
And that doesn’t even cover any of the bullshit in the old testament!
And you think WE are dumb?????
Good grief! Go and look in the mirror!
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AAArrrrrr me harties that was a swash buckling good game.
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dude you guys are seriously the dumbest pieces of shit i have ever seen. not only are you gay but you are a waste of space for humanity. im not religious in any way, but this is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. ill give you one thing though, you made a badass game.
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Well hello to you too tu mama. Well, spotted. You’re quite correct. We are all dumb and gay. Even the married ones! What’s up? French lesson boring?
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I promise it’s not me posting like a retard this time.
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Hahahaha – Hiya Beastly. I saw that post. I thought it was funny. I think this little fellow is one of the I’m cleverer than you club. I kind of miss T*M and Millsy. They were good for relieving my tension :)
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If you were gay Alchemist I don’t think you’d have so much tension to relieve – they tend to be quite good at managing that ;)
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Haha, lol, I love this game. I saw this religion on the news paper some years ago (maybe one) and have been a Pastafarian ever since. My teacher thought is was made up but I sure proved her wrong.
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@tu mama Jan 15th, 2007 at 11:22 am
“dude you guys are seriously the dumbest pieces of shit i have ever seen.”
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Oxygen thief :(
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@Millsy Jan 10th, 2007 at 8:47 am
“only an aussie would be dumb enough to believe this crap……but they still kick our arses at cricket”
Kick your arse?…..kick your arse?
That’s putting it a bit mildly isn’t it?
BTW Millsy, did you happen to read the Open Letter? One of the basic foundations of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well worth a look. You’ll love it!
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
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@Alchemist Jan 15th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“They were good for relieving my tension :)”
Frank n Furter? Is that you?
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Hehehe Nikkiee – come up to the lab, see whats on the slab. It’ll make you shiver with antici…..
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…..paayshone!
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But maybe, the rain, is only partly to blame….
I’m going to stop there before we end up with science fiction double feature.
You have some good taste Nikkiee :)
RAmen
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Really………………………..to all i say FORK THIS & FORK YOU……….just kidding this place rocks geek on my brothers…geek on
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ummm, ok then.
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I will consider myself ‘Forked’
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All hail his noodley appendage!!! I’ve just discovered the sauce laden joys of our lord, the FSM. The game/music/Arrrgh noise of the converted keeps cracking me up! My roommate thinks I’ve lost it. Little does she know, I have so found it!
Finally a group of intelligent people that understand when I say, I am a recovering Catholic, and the FSM is just what I needed. Arrrrrgh!
I love the way you guys handle the smarmy little turds that wiggle their way in with the occasional so called “insult”.
RAmen, brothers and sisters.
RAmen…
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Welcome aboard, Shamoota. Help yourself to the fresh garlic bread and noodles with the sauce of your choice on the buffet table next to the keg. And may you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
MJK
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really cool…
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OMFG!!! Your All Fuckin Retards!!!! ‘oh this game is so good’ ‘oh this church is so good’ seriously you should all go out and get laid ffs!!! There is no such thing as FSM is fuckin stupid!!! Fuckin Retards!!
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wtf mate? even if you don’t believe at least play along, you don’t have to believe it so what’s your problem?
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@Grania (Irish pirate)
“what’s your problem?”
I’d say the posters name for starters. Really *Bewb! =]* ?????
Bewb must be a confused child goob.
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Bewb’s a stinking rube.
He can’t even get the joke.
We all pity him.
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This is blasphemi. Wait untill I find you khaffirs, how dare you make fun of our
belief.
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@Bewb=]
Your score was that bad, huh?
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Some people just need any excuse to type swear words to fill some juvenile need.
I’m sure mom and dad will take away their internet privileges soon enough… *grin*
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Beer an’ strippers! Ah can nee wait ter die!
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I don’t understand a “factory” of strippers, I’m pretty sure if you got with the right person (s?) you wouldn’t need a factory of strippers. Also, a nice tequila fountain or something would be nice. Don’t get me wrong, I love titties n beer as much as the next person, but c’mon, think logically here
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Hei, I have a question… were do I sign up? :D we want to join this religion :D
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“we want to join this religion”
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Then you already have!
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Welcome aboard! The grog’s over by the fire, spaghetti next to that, help yourself! Arrrrrr
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RAmen
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Welcome Emilios und Didricos, it’s always good to greet new Pastafarians into His Noodly Church.
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I’m really inspired by this FSM When does this church come to the Netherlands?
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When does the Church get its Church is the more relevant question.
By the way, if we set up shop in, say, the Vatican, do you think it would be fair to say “We Win”?
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Thank you so much for showing me the true path to salvation. I can’t wait to get to heaven and have access to the beer mountain. I feel truly blessed by the great noodled one. I have been converting like crazy. Do you think he will touch me with his noodly appendage? Can anyone else witness how the noodly one has affected their life? I know I am a much happier person now, and of course I have much better morals now that I have learned the pirate path.
RAmen brothers and sisters!
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Ramen, sara Ramen
May you be forever touched!
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Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
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sara Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
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Oh no, I’ve always believed in the FSM.
The water is just a money maker.
Ramen
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Mmm, nothing beats that miracle spring water!
I gotta get me a couple ‘o those.
RAmen
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This game is awesome!
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Yes, it is.
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Excellent, my children… you have taken the noodly path. Little do you know, but the Christians were closer to believing in me than you think…
… I mean come on, selling dough and water? Did anyone think of putting the two together and making… SPAGHETTI!?!?!? Come on! It’s common sense! Well, thank you all for your kindness. May you all live a long and happy life, and a better death.
…Now, where was I, Pamela Anderson? Oh yes… Rawr…
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OMG GUYS! THERE HE IS!!!
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Arrrrrgh! This be the first time I’ve posted, though I converted many moons ago yee scurvy dogs. I hadn’t seen the game before this night though. With all the beer, pasta and strippers, I’ve never before wanted to find the bottom of Davy Jones locker so badly. Tis be a pleasure to meet you all, what a great bunch of pastafarian pirates yee be. Ramen.
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For a fun pirate game go here: Puzzle Pirates
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dude this game is awsome
the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
FSMism is awsome
there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
like Ido or esperanto
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dude this game is awsome
the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
FSMism is awsome
there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
like Ido or esperanto
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puzzle pirates is awsome
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Dude I converted everyone! *Does scary/dorky dance*
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go fsm!
RAmen!
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Did the Spaghetti Monster send his son, Mr Mozzarella Stick, to Earth in order to cure humans of sin and to give us free passes to Heaven?
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I lost my poor meatball and it rolled out the door. When I went out site a vision came to me in the form of newly processed wheat germ. I must not speak of the vision so I will ask his wholieness for permission.
Ramen
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That was pretty addicting.
May you forever be touched by his noobly appendage.
RAmen
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This game sucks!!!! While the rest of the site aint bad the game needs improvement. I will sodomize the monster
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I love this stuff but you do realize this religion was just made to make a point? There is no real FSM, the guy openly admits to making it up. Its all about just being a good person and i cant condone that! I love this stuff because it tells you to be kind to your fellow man.
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There are no ACTUAL churches, our religion doesn’t believe in churches or places where people practically give away their hard earned money to crazy people. The only real vessel of prayer to His mighty noodliness is the pirate ship! It’s still in the works of course, but hey! Buy the Gospel, read about our religion first. I’m sure once you are done reading it you will see the His noodly appendage come down and touch you as it did me.
Ramen brothers and sisters!
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Please, all pastafarians living in christchurch, or the greater new zealand, we must band together and meet reguarly!
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i cant convert people! i put the spagetti thing down, and it touches then but they dont convert. why is this so?
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confuse a cat – you need to feel the noodly goodness flow through you. Try getting higher, for his noodly appendage needs to touch the head, where the brain is. Then conversion is assured. Argh!
Oh, Stg G … all religions are just made up, usually to make some point about how to relate to your fellow man (most of them want you to be decent, radical muslims want you to blow them up instead). This one is just being honest about it, yee scurvy dog.
Ramen
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i love pastafarianism even though im new to the fsm thing……i just got up off my floor from laughing so hard….RAMEN
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I have done a lot of soul searching lately, searching for my connection to the creator of the universe. I searched high and low, near and far, google and yahoo, but found nothing, so i was rejoicing to feel the cosmic connection through the phone line from this site. But i didn’t quite understand, this game showed me the true way
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Too everyone talkin about churches, read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
The sixth ” “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t”:
I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
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wow that was awesome
im just assuming the peoples were running to make the game difficult, and not because they were afraid of FSM.
i thought it was a little hard. then again, i suck at video games so who knows?
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All hail the mighty noodley appendage!!!
*drops to knees and bows*
ZAP!
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I am a former atheist. Now I’ve found my religion of choice. All hail the FSM. If there really is a church, I will so go.(For all of you out there who don’t get it, yes, I do understand this is a parody. But it will be nice to see if in two thousand years, the masses believe in the FSM as they do Jesus now.)
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May his noodly pendage reach out and touch all of us… inapropriately, for all is appropriate for him, even if some things aren’t healthy! Xigfhs !
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I loved the Pirate name site. My pirate name is Black Bess Rackham, a name which I shall ask as many people as possible to refer me by in homage to the Allmighty One. Though I believe heartily in His teachings and am content and grateful for all that He has given me, I have a request for heaven. May there also be rivers of Smirnoff Ice and rains of assorted sweet drinks? I have no taste for beer, even if it has been granted to me by my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster and in volcano form. Male Pirate strippers are also a must.
Thank you for showing me, a former Christian-turned-athiest, the true way of life. Do we by any chance have a themesong?~
RAmen.
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Oh my FSM, I just wanna touch your (meat)balls! XD
Oh praise ye.
But I have a question.. If ye like pirates so much, how come ye don’t wear a pirate hat?! FSM with a pirate hat w000t!!!
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This is the single geatest achievment ever!
also its fun.
the FSM will conquer and bowls and dishware!
(why did we nail a guy for saying how it would be nice to be…..nice? BECAUSE HE WAS BLASPHEMUS!)
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i feel sorry, i’ve eaten my own god yesterday :’(
i hope i still get the strippers factory and beer vulcano when i die
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Dear Bas de Boer,
Our great Noodly Creator cannot be eaten. He was gracing you with a meal in His image. You should be greatful for such a divine image. All hail the great FSM in all his awesome Noodliness!
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@hayden
Tooth Fairy isn’t real??!?!?!?!?! :’(
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We are officially the best religion!
Aside from buddhism how many churches have games?
And a better version of “snakes and ladders” would be meat balls and noodles =p
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All you non-beleivers and pasta haters take a look at your own crappy religions and think why the hell do you beleive in that?!?!Pastafarianism is by far the most logical religion and also the yummiest.HAIL FSM!!!
RAMEN-ALL BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!
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I just realised this-
Pasta is wheat right? Well so i bread…. also meat balls are beef/pork SO Ham sandwiches are sacred ! ^_^ *eats ham sandwich*
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wow. a religion with cool shirts and video games
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I don’t like it becuase it requires flash
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I really wanna join. I will convert people I swear! I don’t even have to be a leader, I will follow joyfully! I will sing songs of the FSM, I will mock other religions, anything to be a part of your church. As soon as I found this religion, I knew I was home. PLEASE!!! Please let me join. I am not crazy, just excited!
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The flying spaghetti monster just made me lose the game :’[
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YAY! the game is soooo fun! word 2 yo mama! XDDD heart bob
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Roy,
You are already a member of the CoFSM – just by visiting the website and liking it!
RAmen
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^^ I love this game it’s so funny!!
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Hey! I can’t belive this is so cool! I thought it would be diferent, but, hey, Diferent is a good thing!
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its against the id rather u didnts to have an expensive church, (and their all expensive) who needs a church anyway, we got the internet
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Well, the internet is good, but I want to meet up with some of my friends! A virtual church like in Second Life would be good – only my laptop can’t cope with the program :(
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AAAARGH!!!!! Ho, Ho, and a bottle of Rum… You Savvy?
Ramen
Trogdor
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Trogdor the Burnanator!
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Hello all, I am a vegetarian and I am wondering if this is right. Am I “sinning” by not eating meat? Considering The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself consists partially of meatballs, I am thinking that perhaps I am angering Thou Noodly Appendage. What’s everybody else’s opinion here? I’d really love some feedback as I try my best to be a good Pastafarian and I do not want to dishonor FSM in any way.
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As far as I know, balls other than meat are also ok, such as tofu balls, watermelon balls, rum balls and cannon balls Yarrrrgh!
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@Daniel, Expie,
And even if it should be meat balls, the FSM is not vain and is probably ok with it if you don’t follow his wishes to the last letter. I’m a couple-of-days-a-week vegetarian myself.
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it’d be great being able to go to an fsm church physically not including my computer screen. it’d be very entertaining and no doubt inspirational. &)
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I am but a lowly newcomer, but I have felt the touch of His Noodly Appendage and thus am converted.
All people, pirates and midgets rejoice in his name!
May we forever enjoy the delicious sauce of life,
RAmen.
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@Abi_Snail
Lowly? We are all equal in the FSM’s eyes, except for the midgits, of course!
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And the penguins…
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How dare you turn our noble religion into a game! This is an insult to pastafarianism and all that it stands for. Now what that is I couldn’t exactly tell you but suffice it to say that this type of game demeans the noble creator and His creations. The Spaghetti Monster can move faster than that! And He doesn’t have to convert people; as soon as they hear His word, they know THE TRUTH.
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U R ALL RETARTED IDIOTS. I CANT BELIEVE U THINK THERE IS ACTUALLY A SPAGHETTI MONSTER. WOW. GO DIE.
-GAWD
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god
Have you been missing taking your medicine again? You’ll have to go back into your straight jacket… nurse..
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Pretty weak…no creativity around anymore?
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Oh and god…your caps lock is on. I you look, there should be a little light on your keyboard that tells you that.
You’re welcome :))
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hey god, thanks for the input. I don’t think I’ll take it seriously though, because I don’t trust omnipotent beings that misspell their names. :)
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God…
You fail to realize that the flying spaghetti monster is not in fact a made-up diety, at least no more than yours. Read the FSM gospel. You’ll find that it doesn’t actually conflict with your religion much. Sure, the name of the deity has changed, and the writing style is different, but mainly, Pastafarianism is like your religion, only without the dogmatic element.
Pastafarians do have flimsy moral standards. That could be seen as bad, but all to often when a group has firm, carved-in-stone high moral standards they are unable to accept others (as in the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition, for instance). Pastafarians do not start wars with other religions or fight amongst ourselves over whether Chef Boyardee is a saint. We endevor to accept others for what they are.
Even when they call us retarded idiots.
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RAmen, Darwinfish.
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We are not above name calling, as long as the other side starts first.
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That game is awsome! I will play it many many times.
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Dude, did anyone else completely suck at this game? Cause i sure did. ONE CONVERT!
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whoever has to diiss on you guys iis retarded.
thiis iis for fun and some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.
and so what iif you actually beliieve that a spaghettii monster created the world??
ii thiink you guys are cool…not matter what some stupiid stiick-up-the-butt-diisease viictiims says.
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OMAgosh i heard about the FSM in a R.E lesson and now im obsessed!
im gonna put pastafarienisim on all my forms from now on!
:P im gonna put it as my religion on myspace :D
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I am very proud of you Lija. Congrats on coming into the light. May He touch you and everyone you know with His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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BUNNY Oct 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
“some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.”
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Aye Bunny…Aye :)
RAmen
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@Lija Harper – welcome to the site and welcome to our religion. The FSM has a 30 day guarantee, if for whatever reason you decide Pastafarianism is not the noodly fun you envisaged.
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Please pick up the gospel and read the holy writings about the Great Noodly One himself. Hope you like beer, midgets, strippers and of course Pirates.
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Arrrggh and avast me matey. R’Amen and just in case you don’t know, Friday’s are our holy days and you may celebrate by drinking lots of grog and singing sea shanties.
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@Bunny – I I thiink I I may be seeiing double! Glad to hear someone else like’s us and doesn’t think we are ‘retarded’. R’Amen
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Iron Bess, do you mean “retarted” (or however those crazy fundies spell it)?
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this is my favorite way to worship his noodleyness
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We can hear the almight FSM from australia…
Do you have a myspace account?
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So i wonder if being a pirate for halloween would be counted as worship?
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Say, do any of you guys suggest wearing Pirate clothing any day besides Friday (And when sharing the Truths of the FSM?)
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PirateTerramort
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Yes :)
RAmen
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Ok a couple questions:
First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.
Second who wrote your gospel and don’t say your noodle god cause gods don’t write there own stuff.
And Third I know you going to say Christians and other religions can’t prove their gods exists but they at least have archeological finds that support their bible.
Granted I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because
IT WAS A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH!
However if you can answer those three question giving some kind of proof or findings I may consider if you have basis for this crazy sounding religion or not.
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1) yes
2) you forgot the question mark but… Bobby Henderson
3) you forgot the question mark and to ask a question.
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Or maybe it was like this: “There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.”
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@A Concerned Reader Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
“First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.”
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http://www.venganza.org/about
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Bobby Henderson:
“Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.”
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RAmen
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“I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because”
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You just need to read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster!
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Some of the evidence:
Captain Mosey and the Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.2
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Appendix of evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/category/fsm/
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RAmen
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@Wench Nikkiee
Oh yeah, sorry. Of course this is serious business. I have my weak moments.
Ramen
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Cottura 5 Minuti
Hahahahaha….don’t we all. I sometimes (often) slip back into the thinking of that blasphemous evilutionary conspiracy I was taught and believed wholeheartedly before I was touched by His Noodly Appendages. ;)
RAmen
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Ooops forgot….
An article on the evidence by Dutch Pasta Guy
“In that case you could read the Gospel of the FSM. Or, if you don’t want to buy that, read”
http://waspofscience.blogspot.com/2007/06/excellent-religion-for-humanists-fsm.html
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I discovered that if you take the first letters of the first 6 books of the old testament (Genesis, Exodus, etc) and then scramble them, you get the word JLEGND. Which can, of couse, be translated back into the ancient pastafarian dialect to mean “ravioli”.
Just some food for thought!
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All hail the noodly one he blessed me with 10 packs of Ramen noodles.
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i didnt do so bad, i guess thats because i have faith in you all mighty FSM
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i converted 17 pastafarians, but my hand was guided by divine noodles
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw
worship him
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Best game ever!
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As I played the game… it seemed kinda familiar…
Seems that is how I was converted to the Church of FSM…
Yup… just strollin along one day, and Arrrr, I was
touched by His Noodley Appendage.
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Well I’ve been having some troubles making the game work, but that’s probably due to this broken-down relic of a computer I’m stuck with at work. Oh great FSM, take me up to heaven now so that I may partake of the glorious beer-vomiting volcanoes and girating strippers and stop wasting my time on far more base Earthly pursuits like cheesy flash games and arguing with meathead relgious-types on obscure message board threads. Seriously though…to each and every one of the people that have posted some negative, bashing, hateful or just plain ignorant statement in this thread: This is a battle of wits to which you’ve obviously arrived completely unarmed. Go wash your collective faces in the toilet. That being said, you warrant no further comment, discussion or even mere thought on my part, for when the end of days comes to pass, I will be fornicating with strippers under a shower of barley, malt & hops and floating in a tomato-sauce jacuzzi and you…..well, you’ll still be stupid, but dead too :)
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what’s this “tyfsm” that a new comer is talking about??? oh btw if i don’t want to be pelted by stripping men when i die and go to the volcano of beer is there an alternative? like giant mountain of chocolate??? or an endless supply of manga/anime cause that would make me believe :P
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You know what, this is by far the best religion I’ve come across. So what if it was made to go against something, all religions are made up, aren’t they? All I can say is this; I, Laynie, a former atheist, is now going to worship his noodley-ness. I suppose, if I’m going to follow a religion, why not something weird as me?
RAmen
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I so want that music for downloading! That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard! No other religion has a game like this!
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Why do they all run away? Don’t they WANT to be in heaven and enjoy the strippers and beer volcanoes? Those must be some weird Puritan people if they don’t want to enjoy themselves after they die.
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“I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)”
You do realize that the Christian church isn’t the only problem here?
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i juss really like the game and the pic of the pasta monster with the santa hat and that guy with the antlers hahahaha
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Can i have a free tee shirt ?? ……………pretty please …………ill give you my friend…S____!!!:D
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I have been converted
FSMism is my calling.I love those of this religion..The game has stumpled me, but I was never really a gamer…I hope this doesnt deter me from getting higher to the Flying Spagehetti Monster..because I love him..He is the one..the calling…the reason of my being… I have to agree with King of Lytton..The FSM looks so damn hot with that santa hat…&& who is that man..next to the FSM???? I AM SO JEALOUS!
I hope to hear from you soon!
Love Destiny=
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I was just wondering if your gonna give me a tee shirt for x-mas ……ias there really a Santa? if soooo can you tell him to give me a tee-shirt!!!
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no no no no can i have a iPod &&&&& Miss Destiny would too
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I recently praised the FSM by a cooking a letter noodle soup when I became aware of these relevations, forming on the surface of the soup!
“Only those who understand the meaning of “al dente” are ready to devour the true spirit of the noodly one.” – Olivio 2:2, first book of receips
“A proper tomato sauce takes fairly an hour, but it doesn’t get any better if cooked for longer” – Oregano, 1:25 second book of receips
“Those who think beer goes along well enough with the noodly dish have never tried a glass of red whine” Alberto 2:3, the second last supper.
“Those who have no faith in me, should stay with their pizzas and burgers and become fat and ugly until their own dogs look away in disgust” The holy noodle 4:5
AMAZING, isn’t it?
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lol that was awsome love zaping normal ppl into pirates.
arr
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what bout liquor geysers?
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And the Noodley Appendage saved the souls of twenty men, women and children. The saved armed themselves against the forces of the Antipasto, and were thus brought before His Noodley countenance. He said to them in a great voice, “arrr, go forth, and purify yourselves in the earth-fountain of malted beverage, and board The Great Pirate Ship of a Thousand Meatballs.” And they went upon His great ship, and it carried them past eternity.
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why haven’t I noticed this before, it is not only fun, it is also reality!
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I’m going to get that baby if it’s the last thing I do- yo’ve got to start when they’re young…
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i love this game. i scored 5200 on my 3rd go.
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yo dawg !
this site is the shiz !
ha ! who thought of this thing??????
yay Jesus ! :D
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hey.. very nice
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This game is awesome :D 7550 points on 2nd go :P
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6200 first game.. I think I misted 1 person
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this game is awesome.
you should put up a link
so we can put the game on our websites
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We love ur game and ur religion. it is both funny and delicious. my friend is the one that got me into it. he likes crazy shit like this. lol. but yea, its kind of hard, but fun as hell to play. im catholic, but i love this religion. and unlike some of the people uve gotten hate mail from, christians and all those other little fucks, i have a sense of humor. my friends an athiest so, he doesnt really give a shit. but yea, just us dropping by and saying how much we love ur hame and religion. VIVA LA FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!! lol
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I can understand where you are coming from as someone who does not believe in intelligent design. However, I ask you one thing: As a Christian (and with friends who are members of other such faiths) I have a reason for trying to convert other people. I am trying to save their soul and show them the love of Jesus. You do not believe that God is real, I accept this. My question to you is; what reason do you, as an atheist, have for attempting to convince others of your “religion”?
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I will add to Messrs. Jeremy and Alex that calling people “little fucks” is an incredibly articulate and convincing way to express your opinions. Oh the scholars “Pastafarianism” has produced.
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ahh i nailed that baby!
wait a second…
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@ Aiden – because anything which attempts to encourage ignorance and discourage people thinking for themselves lessens the whole human race. This is why, over most of the last couple of hundred years, there has been an international move towards seeing education for everyone as one of the fundamental and best ways to create a society that works now and will hopefully improve in the future.
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I don’t care what somebody chooses to believe in private but when their beliefs impact on the rest of their society by causing them to tell people that there is only one true way and they’d better not question it or else, what they are creating is not salvation but stagnation. The best thing you can do for any child or adult is to teach them to think. Then, if the beliefs you feel are so important appear to be correct, they will have reached their own understanding of them, and be able to explain why they have CHOSEN to follow that system. Subscribing to a particular religious system or deciding to follow no religion should be a choice everyone makes on their own behalf once they are demonstrably competant to consider the reasons for that choice.
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The vast majority of religions and religious followers try to ensure the continuation of their particular variety of faith by catching people when young and indoctrinating them not to question. This is incredibly dangerous for society overall.
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Most atheists try not to convert to atheism but to convert to thinking, something which can end up producing the same result but that is not the initial aim. Our concern is not people’s souls in some afterlife but the actual lives of our and future generations.
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And just to respond to your second point, if you really want articulate comments, you tend to find them in response to the various hate-mails that come in, or the news reports provided by the prophet. I suggest once you’ve returned here to see if you got an answer to your question (from context, I’m assuming you’ll be back), you might like to browse some of the more recent threads.
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it was rather marvellous it was relevent to my required needs
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heh heh heh…
6200
your religion rocks my socks.
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Fun game!!! I have one suggestion though…we need MALE strippers in FSM heaven! Surely his holy noodliness knows that women (well, many women and even some men too) would like to see some hot men in heaven!
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I shot the baby!
But I did not shoot no deputy!
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My son (9) after watching many youtube FSM videos and playing the game has named the baby…
JUNIOR RAMEN!
ANd guess what! He gets it!!!!!!
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For all of you wanting to hear the music – here it is:
http://www.plasmicstudio.com/fsm_song_plasmic_studio.mp3.zip
I am the sole author of the FSM game and its music, so I’m putting it up here free for you all. You can even remix it, use it in videos, etc. – have fun. If you’re using it somewhere public, please credit Plasmic Studio, my design firm. Spread it around, as you spread the word of your holy pasta entity.
FYI – I’ve loop it four times, just so it’s not too short. Enjoy.
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@Steve Spatucci
Yay, I can finally listen to the FSM music whenever I like. Thank you mister Spatucci!
Incidentally, I’ve found myself adding Noodly Appendage-themed lyrics to it. Probably a good thing, really. Not long before it’s sung in the Pirate Ship church with all the other hymns!
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Cool – and if you ever record those lyrics, send them along to me. I’d like to hear them!
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Jennyanydots,
Thank you for at least giving credence enough to my objections to answer them in an articulate way. However, I would like to say (and it is my fault for not expressing this earlier) that it is not atheism that I object to. Obviously I am worried for the people who do not believe in God and I hold to my belief that Jesus it the one way for heaven, but God allows for free thought and dissent. I except this; it is one’s unalienable right to hold to one’s own beliefs. My objection is people, very much like the makers of this site, that take a sincere belief system (i.e. Islam, Christianity, Judaism) and turn it into a farce. True, there are many Christians, Muslims, Jews, and members of other religions who do not take into account scientific evidence relating to their beliefs. But many of us who do believe in a God or gods do, and it is extremely offensive to see those beliefs (which are oftentimes the product of both thought and personal experience) mocked and ridiculed in such a way as to imply that they are ridiculous. (which, if any reading this site would like to know, there is credible scientific evidence to the existence of God, just as there is evidence against it) I can understand the objection to the teaching of ID in schools. Coming from my standpoint I would feel the same if my children were forced to attend a class teaching evolution. That being said, there are several options. One: don’t take the class. Simple enough, if you think about it. Two: Ask the members of the school board to offer alternative classes showing alternative trains of thought, but do so without the mocking of real faiths. If the school board refuses to do so it would be relatively easy to build a case and take it to court. Three: Open up your own venue for teaching others about your beliefs (once again, however, it would be much more beneficial to do so in a way that isn’t offensive to people of faith). Creating websites like the Church of FSM does not inspire those with beliefs to think. By insulting them, you in fact are achieving the opposite affect in that these people will not take you seriously or give acknowledgement to your thoughts.
As for your belief that religion drags down collective thinking by ignoring evidence I cannot deny that there are certain people who do in fact foul the name of their faith and the people that adhere to it. And yes, there have been fights because of religion. But I will ask you two questions: How many hospitals, governments (including our own; “In God We Trust”), charities, and other organizations dedicated to the improvement of mankind have been founded because of a belief in God? And likewise, how many tyrants and other men of evil have been stopped because a major religion took offense to them(Antiochus Epiphanes of the Hellenistic Seleucid Empire, the Catholic Church of the Middle Ages, etc)?
In short, it is not religion that creates evil acts committed by evil people; it is how people choose to interpret that religion. I end this (admittedly lengthy) post with a verse quoted millions of times in the history of the world; a verse that poignantly summarizes the faith I have. “For God so loved the world that He gaveth His only Son, so that whosoever shall believeth in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.”
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The Flying Spaghetti monster IS real. I know this because I have faith in his existence. So-called “real” religions like the above-mentioned Christianity, Judaism and Islam are the true insult. I hope that one day you will see the truth and join the ranks of the awesome.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage,
Syckls
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Oh I’d love to show the kiddies this game. But, alas, someone would fry me to one of the black shirted administrators (who generally actually aren’t bad folk). I would be promoting a church after all. Well phooey.
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i love this game, and am so glad that i can become a part of the pastsafarain comunity.
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@ Aiden
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Apologies that this is going to be quite a short response to your comments, but I probably ought to do some work today. As with you, it is not religion per se that I object to, but the recent rise in religious fundamentalism. That, in itself, has been what has prompted me to become more actively involved in opposing some of the more dangerous aspects. I have a number of strongly religious friends and we are all able to respect each other’s position. As you say, “I except this; it is one’s unalienable right to hold to one’s own beliefs” – as long as they remain one’s own beliefs and have no impact on anyone else who does not share those. Whether that impact arises in attempting to convert, attempting to teach ID as science, or attempting to kill followers of another, or no, religion. Personal faith then becomes a matter of public concern. For many years, religion as an overall concept (i.e. all religions, not just one specifically) have been largely unopposed in their efforts to impact on others – faith has been treated as of benefit in it’s own right, and it has been not the done thing to challenge this. People who did not share a particular belief, or had no belief, have been subject to the same treatment you now complain is being doled out to the faithfull.
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On the teaching of evolultion, the whole point of this is that ID is not science. If you choose to remove your kids from science lessons where evolution is taught then you might as well remove them from all biology classes entirely – without an understanding of that foundation, how can they possibly pass any exam in life sciences. Alternative theories do not belong in science, but could be taught in other subjects. The aim is not so much to mock other faiths but to indicate that every argument that can be made by proponents of ID to suggest it be taught as science, applies equally to FSM. If you see this as mockery, it is perhaps time to reconsider your attachment to ID as science – teach it in church, teach it in philosophy or religion and we wouldn’t be arguing.
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And on your final point, how many of those institutions could not have been founded as easily by someone of no religion? And how many other tyrants, or even the same ones, and regimes have made use of the religions of their subjects to maintain control? Not even particularly despotic regimes either, always. Macchievelli advised rulers that even if they were not themselves particularly religious, it was good politics to lead their subjects to believe that they were faithful, because it prevented anyone wondering why they might have been appointed by god to rule. The Church of England was one of the key ways the social structure of Victorian Britain was maintained – in an idea that had continued through from the medieval period, everyone had been assigned their place by god and shouldn’t question it – the concept probably reached it’s zenith in the Victorian era, but you only have to look at e.g. the Peasants Revolt to see that it had been quite constant.
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Love it, love it, love it. But where is the Anti-pasta (devil equivalent) . proselytising on its own can get frustrating without the bad guy showing up to justify our actions.
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the Catholic Church of the Middle Ages
Among countless other evils, they instigated the crusades, promoted the inquisition. etc etc
oh yeah. The church was a force for good! die heretic die!
….what?!
Think.
Before.
You.
Speak.
(Or type)
Damnit.
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@Aidan Clevinger-
You claim to have scientific proof of god, I was wondering what this proof is?
Also, why should you care about the ‘souls’ of others? This stressed importance just seems like a recruitment exercise, and not very nice one ether.
Now is an answer to your points. This isn’t a protest to teaching ID it’s a protest to teaching ID in a science class when there is no evidence supporting it (evidence provided by the Christian right have been disproved).
It has no place in a science class room at all. When I was a boy we had RE which taught us about the beliefs of all cultures. Including ID here is fine, as it’s not being presented as fact.
As for respect for religion? Well I’ll pick on yours as we are most often assailed by angry Christians, plus it is something you are familiar with.
That book you faith is based on is full of inconsistency’s, contradictions to it self and contradictions to established fact. By claiming it is right not only do you demonstrate a lack of understanding, but that you are wilfully turning you back on the facts. If you would like examples I would be more than happy to oblige.
Now I am going to pre-empt something you may not even say, I do this because I’ve herd it said so many times before that I expect it. It’s the whole “I don’t have to believe everything in the bible to be a Christian” argument and falls on its face every time. If you don’t believe parts of the bible, why believe any of it? And who gets to pick and choose which bits?
Religion is a horrible mockery against humanity that seeks to make all our achievements those of an omnipotent sadist. Wile anything bad we do is our own fault.
I’ll finish with three quotes that sums this up quite well.
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“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes” – Gene Roddenberry
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“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” – Steven Weinberg
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“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man — living in the sky — who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! ..But He loves you.” – George Carlin
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@ Pluto – thanks for this, I was hoping someone else would find this one if I bumped it back to recent comments
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@ Aidan:
Why are you so sure that Pastafarianism is a mockery of Christianity or any other religion? What you do not seem to realize is that many people, myself included, sincerely believe in the FSM—therefore, you yourself are lashing out against a “sincere belief system.” Just because Pastafarians are more light-hearted than the devout people of other religions, and because Pastafarianism may seem silly to you, does not mean that it is a joke. If you took the time to read the short piece on the “About” page on this web page, you would see that Bobby Henderson himself states that anything here that comes off as satire is purely coincidental.
Anyways, I’m sure that you are just misguided, so no hard feelings. It would be a very good thing, though, if you reconsidered your morals and found that insulting an entire religion such as ours is not a nice thing to do.
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Who beleives in a Spagetti Monster? Spagetti is a man-made food, and the oerson who created made it for a joke (Read the Wikipedia article).
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@Yoshimad123
Oh Aye, cos Wikipedia’s always right isn’t it?
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@ Aidan Clevinger
There is unfortunately another point that you have apparently failed to take into account – even the Pope has admitted that there is no conflict between Christian belief and evolution. If the head of the Catholic Church (and supposed linear descendent of St Peter) has no problem with evolution, why does it appear to terrify you (and other far less reasonable and literate commentators) so much? Is your faith so much weaker than other Christians? Why should it upset you that your children might be taught evolution in school, in a context where they will also be being taught to weigh the available evidence and decide for themselves? Do you fear that their faith is so weak that they too would be unable to reconcile evolution with your God? Surely if God exists, he would not have deliberately filled the world with evidence of evolutionary processes while simultaneously stating that it is all untrue. (The Flying Spaghetti Monster does that, but that is admitted in FSM’s holy book – the bible, to the best of my recollection, does not contain lots of references to God enjoying practical jokes and lying to the faithful. Why would you, who claim to faithfully follow him, therefore suggest that it is the case?).
Science is the study of observable phenomena, through repeated experiment. It relies on teaching the theories (which are considerably more ‘proven’ than the hypotheses that most anti-science objectors mistake them for) that best fit the available data – evolution is the most accurate theory for the considerable body of data that has been collected and therefore should be taught in science classes. Intelligent Design is a rehash of the Teleological proof for the existence of God (proof, like theory, is a word that many fundamentalists on all sides seem to have problems with) – it is an argument that has been going on for centuries (and pre-dates Euopean colonisation of the Americas). Quite rightly it belongs in philosophy classes and religious education classes.
Teaching Intelligent Design in science classes is not, as you suggest, equivalent to teaching evolution in science classes. It is not even equivalent to teaching evolution in religious education classes, since there is no real conflict between evolution and christianity except among those who have never learned anything about evolution except the propaganda of religious dogmatics. The nearest equivalent would be in forcing Sunday schools to devote an equal amount of time to explicitly athiest belief systems that state wholeheartedly that Christianity is false. I would not consider that acceptable, equally it is unnacceptable to attempt to force religious belief into the secular context of science classes.
Finally, if, as you say, you would remove your children from any class that teaches evolution, then I can only feel sorry for them. Their horizons are being reduced so they cannot learn about the wonder of the universe we live in, but only their parents limited view of the world. Their opportunities for the future are being reduced, without a decent education how can they ever hope for a better future than as street sweepers, casual labourers and McDonalds staff? Surely God and Jesus would want you and your children to have the best opportunities and would want you to view all the glory of his creation. Bad enough that some Christians pick and choose which parts of the bible to believe and which to ignore, that’s just a book, to ignore whole areas of creation is surely the greatest insult to God of all.
I can only say how glad I am not to have had parents who forced me to only learn about one belief system. I was allowed the freedom to learn about what interested me, and I continue to do so as an adult. The universe is a huge and miraculous place; there is nothing in science that proves that God does not exist, it is only religious fundamentalists and scientific dogmatists who create the conflict.
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I might point out that wikipedia can be edited by anyone and thus gains a lot of incorrect information. And how do you know that Spaghetti wasn’t made under His influence in the first place, or should I say, in his own image?
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But, God is a man-made word! And the prophet who told us about the Spaghetti Monster was very serious about the issue at hand, which was people trying to disguise Intelligent Design as science and teach it as such.
Yes, we believe in Him, and there is very solid scientific evidence that He is real, do you think the invention of pasta by man is incidental? The very spaghetti you brought into the topic is undeniable proof for His existence!
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@Aiden
i respect you views on religion, you are welcome to believe what you will, i respect that, i’d just like to point out a few things, A) the founding fathers of America, were not all Christian, many were atheist or agnostic, not just christian, their vision was of a SECULAR nation, humanist movements have similar goals to many religions, they just don’t get incredible amounts of funding, of which only a small portion of this funding actually goes to organizations supporting people, and i have seen evidence that a prominent charity, supposedly helping people in third world countries, has been supporting the indoctrination of children, in first world countries, the indoctrination of children, which is tantamount to child abuse, children should be tought how to think, not what to think, to summarize Richard Dawkins, there are no religious children, only children of religious parents, until about the age 15, children should have no religious views pushed on them, if i walked past a school, and somebody was out the front shouting god is a lie, theists are lairs, or FSM is the creator, i would walk up, and impress on him(or her) (without violence) that they should not push their views on children, ok, sorry,, the whole indoctrination of children is a sensitive matter to me. back to funding, how much money is donated to all the Christian churches in the world? how much of this actually go’s to proper projects, that money could easily be better spent by some form of humanist group, without having to spend any money gratifying any god, or by a Pastafarian organization, in accordance with the sixth I’d really rather you didn’t
“I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar synagogues/churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.”
that just show that peace, poverty, and curing diseases, all things that would improve the world, incidentally, falling second on most Christian churches list of priorities, also religion has caused the disruption of peace, the foreign missionaries trying to spread a religion people who A)dont belive it and B) dont want to, have caused so many diseases to spread around the world, killing countless people, take the Spanish conquest of the Aztec’s, the diseases they brought , killed more people than the violence they brought , funny how spreading peaceful Christianity, killing one million people at once…
Pastafarians dont mock the religion per se, only the non scientific methods used to justify them, and blatant attempts to again, indoctrinate children, or pass of their views as science
science: noun, systematized knowledge derived from observation, study, and experimentation carried on in order to determine the nature or principles of what is being studied, views such as intelligent design, aren’t formulated that way, as can be shown in a scientific style, showing that “religious pseudoscience”keeps changing their facts, to support a constant view, very similar to a virus, constantly changing, though still making people sick
“how many tyrants and other men of evil have been stopped because a major religion took offense to them… the Catholic Church of the Middle Ages, etc)?” Umm, that is religion only fixing it’s own pox’s on society, for on