Click the icon below to launch Flying Spaghetti Monster – The Game.
Macromedia Flash Player Required. Download Flash.
Connect
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase the Gospel
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Give
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Miscellaneous
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
@ Aidan:
Why are you so sure that Pastafarianism is a mockery of Christianity or any other religion? What you do not seem to realize is that many people, myself included, sincerely believe in the FSM—therefore, you yourself are lashing out against a “sincere belief system.” Just because Pastafarians are more light-hearted than the devout people of other religions, and because Pastafarianism may seem silly to you, does not mean that it is a joke. If you took the time to read the short piece on the “About” page on this web page, you would see that Bobby Henderson himself states that anything here that comes off as satire is purely coincidental.
Anyways, I’m sure that you are just misguided, so no hard feelings. It would be a very good thing, though, if you reconsidered your morals and found that insulting an entire religion such as ours is not a nice thing to do.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Who beleives in a Spagetti Monster? Spagetti is a man-made food, and the oerson who created made it for a joke (Read the Wikipedia article).
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Yoshimad123
Oh Aye, cos Wikipedia’s always right isn’t it?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ Aidan Clevinger
There is unfortunately another point that you have apparently failed to take into account – even the Pope has admitted that there is no conflict between Christian belief and evolution. If the head of the Catholic Church (and supposed linear descendent of St Peter) has no problem with evolution, why does it appear to terrify you (and other far less reasonable and literate commentators) so much? Is your faith so much weaker than other Christians? Why should it upset you that your children might be taught evolution in school, in a context where they will also be being taught to weigh the available evidence and decide for themselves? Do you fear that their faith is so weak that they too would be unable to reconcile evolution with your God? Surely if God exists, he would not have deliberately filled the world with evidence of evolutionary processes while simultaneously stating that it is all untrue. (The Flying Spaghetti Monster does that, but that is admitted in FSM’s holy book – the bible, to the best of my recollection, does not contain lots of references to God enjoying practical jokes and lying to the faithful. Why would you, who claim to faithfully follow him, therefore suggest that it is the case?).
Science is the study of observable phenomena, through repeated experiment. It relies on teaching the theories (which are considerably more ‘proven’ than the hypotheses that most anti-science objectors mistake them for) that best fit the available data – evolution is the most accurate theory for the considerable body of data that has been collected and therefore should be taught in science classes. Intelligent Design is a rehash of the Teleological proof for the existence of God (proof, like theory, is a word that many fundamentalists on all sides seem to have problems with) – it is an argument that has been going on for centuries (and pre-dates Euopean colonisation of the Americas). Quite rightly it belongs in philosophy classes and religious education classes.
Teaching Intelligent Design in science classes is not, as you suggest, equivalent to teaching evolution in science classes. It is not even equivalent to teaching evolution in religious education classes, since there is no real conflict between evolution and christianity except among those who have never learned anything about evolution except the propaganda of religious dogmatics. The nearest equivalent would be in forcing Sunday schools to devote an equal amount of time to explicitly athiest belief systems that state wholeheartedly that Christianity is false. I would not consider that acceptable, equally it is unnacceptable to attempt to force religious belief into the secular context of science classes.
Finally, if, as you say, you would remove your children from any class that teaches evolution, then I can only feel sorry for them. Their horizons are being reduced so they cannot learn about the wonder of the universe we live in, but only their parents limited view of the world. Their opportunities for the future are being reduced, without a decent education how can they ever hope for a better future than as street sweepers, casual labourers and McDonalds staff? Surely God and Jesus would want you and your children to have the best opportunities and would want you to view all the glory of his creation. Bad enough that some Christians pick and choose which parts of the bible to believe and which to ignore, that’s just a book, to ignore whole areas of creation is surely the greatest insult to God of all.
I can only say how glad I am not to have had parents who forced me to only learn about one belief system. I was allowed the freedom to learn about what interested me, and I continue to do so as an adult. The universe is a huge and miraculous place; there is nothing in science that proves that God does not exist, it is only religious fundamentalists and scientific dogmatists who create the conflict.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I might point out that wikipedia can be edited by anyone and thus gains a lot of incorrect information. And how do you know that Spaghetti wasn’t made under His influence in the first place, or should I say, in his own image?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
But, God is a man-made word! And the prophet who told us about the Spaghetti Monster was very serious about the issue at hand, which was people trying to disguise Intelligent Design as science and teach it as such.
Yes, we believe in Him, and there is very solid scientific evidence that He is real, do you think the invention of pasta by man is incidental? The very spaghetti you brought into the topic is undeniable proof for His existence!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Aiden
i respect you views on religion, you are welcome to believe what you will, i respect that, i’d just like to point out a few things, A) the founding fathers of America, were not all Christian, many were atheist or agnostic, not just christian, their vision was of a SECULAR nation, humanist movements have similar goals to many religions, they just don’t get incredible amounts of funding, of which only a small portion of this funding actually goes to organizations supporting people, and i have seen evidence that a prominent charity, supposedly helping people in third world countries, has been supporting the indoctrination of children, in first world countries, the indoctrination of children, which is tantamount to child abuse, children should be tought how to think, not what to think, to summarize Richard Dawkins, there are no religious children, only children of religious parents, until about the age 15, children should have no religious views pushed on them, if i walked past a school, and somebody was out the front shouting god is a lie, theists are lairs, or FSM is the creator, i would walk up, and impress on him(or her) (without violence) that they should not push their views on children, ok, sorry,, the whole indoctrination of children is a sensitive matter to me. back to funding, how much money is donated to all the Christian churches in the world? how much of this actually go’s to proper projects, that money could easily be better spent by some form of humanist group, without having to spend any money gratifying any god, or by a Pastafarian organization, in accordance with the sixth I’d really rather you didn’t
“I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar synagogues/churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.”
that just show that peace, poverty, and curing diseases, all things that would improve the world, incidentally, falling second on most Christian churches list of priorities, also religion has caused the disruption of peace, the foreign missionaries trying to spread a religion people who A)dont belive it and B) dont want to, have caused so many diseases to spread around the world, killing countless people, take the Spanish conquest of the Aztec’s, the diseases they brought , killed more people than the violence they brought , funny how spreading peaceful Christianity, killing one million people at once…
Pastafarians dont mock the religion per se, only the non scientific methods used to justify them, and blatant attempts to again, indoctrinate children, or pass of their views as science
science: noun, systematized knowledge derived from observation, study, and experimentation carried on in order to determine the nature or principles of what is being studied, views such as intelligent design, aren’t formulated that way, as can be shown in a scientific style, showing that “religious pseudoscience”keeps changing their facts, to support a constant view, very similar to a virus, constantly changing, though still making people sick
“how many tyrants and other men of evil have been stopped because a major religion took offense to them… the Catholic Church of the Middle Ages, etc)?” Umm, that is religion only fixing it’s own pox’s on society, for once.
The whole argument about the whole school board thing, steams not from the whole religion in schools, but passing it of as science, when it’s formulation did not follow the scientific method, the aim of which is to further our knowledge of the world in which we live in, no to perpetuate a belief from 1000’s of years ago, of which many of the major points show no evidence justifiable by a proper peer reviewed scientific process, all, “god proofs” have never been proven by such a systematic, logical, incorruptible process, although, that does not disprove god’s existence, if one chooses to look at it in a probabilities view, it shows that there is only a fractional inconsequential chance that there is a god, which is enough for people such as yourself, and i welcome your well reasoned minimal offense open debate with us, you are free to have you own faith, thank you for showing it to us in an uncharacteristically non aggressive format, which is much more palatable to people who do not share your belief’s, this is how views should be exchanged, and i respect your right to make up your own mind, we purely provide our ideas, admittantly, a few Pastafarians, do preach in a somewhat invasive method, they will be sentenced to a few years of stale beer in the after life, although, they aren’t as invasive as some Christian groups, (sorry, knocking on my door is not going to convert me, showing me justifiable evidence will), i wish you well, and i hope you find fulfillment in you current choice of belief, if you do not, i encourage you to think about finding a way to find contentment
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
25 Converts!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
OUTSTANDING!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This was a fun game granted I only managed to convert 15 at the max…. but I know with his great noodleness I shall be able to convert more!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wow you are my hero. i look up to you in every way i can. i tell my people about you and they are know no longer jewish they are now flying spaghetti monstereEs. I never really had a religion or some thing to believe but now i do.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Most religions in the world provide faith, but the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster provides answers! If you can believe in a guy that can build a boat capable of carrying 2 of EVERY ANIMAL in the world or some dude that can part an ocean with a stick, than why not a flying spaghetti monster?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
you guys got this from south park? right?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
No, we are the very true and orginal religion.
South Park just covered it. They do a lot Christianity too, but the Christians didn’t get it from them. At least, I sincerely hope so.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Turd Sandwich
Nope, they got it from us. :p
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
No we did not, we are pastafarians, We worship His noodly appandage.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This game, though a little confusing at first, was the finest game that I have ever had the pleasure of playing. Praise be to His Noodly Name, and also to the person who took the time to make it. RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Great game, but it needs more levels. It`s great fun, and really improves your eye-hand-coordination. But: After a while you get straight A-levels of total conversion of all 25 subjects, and feel that something is missing. What would it take to convert a school administrator, and make it a college of pillage, united under FSM?
Viking
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
When this game is going to convert in a faceboom aplication??? that way we can convert more people into pastafarians!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Quote: “the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster provides answers!”
…and games! lol
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Im from germany and I like this religion. im glad looking forward for the bear vulcano :D
no seriously i want to be a real member of this religion we should build our own churches or at least make some festivals for our members to come together and celebrate the fsm.
Ramen!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I came, saw and and converted! MUHARRHARRR!
I am from Austria, and I really think we NEED more churches, beer vulcanos and stripper-factory`s in europe. Maybe one day kids at school will get the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster instead of the boring bible, and I hope that they will live as lucky, pirates in a land full of grog and spaghetti.
RAMEN!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
David and Lisi,
.
The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster does have churches. They are called The Olive Garden, in the U.S. They serve all kinds of pasta and grog there.
.
Even if we were to build our own churches in other places, we have to be careful to not build very expensive ones. We would not not want to break the “I really rather you didn’t” that forbids us from spending too much money on buildings and not enough to alleviate poverty or stop stupid wars. Remember that whenever two or more pirates gather in His name, there is a celebration. Welcome to the fold.
.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
how do i get the code for this game so i can put it on my myspace?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The flying Spaghettimonster gives meaning to my life!
I changed my view of pasta!
RAmen!
(btw this religion also reached the netherlands :P)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i agree with david we need to exspand and have a parade or two you know here and there and we need to have some sort of sign or something that means you are a pastafeiran like the gays do and like the gays it will allow us to be secretive
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Does anyone know how to convert people in the game????!!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
how thou god i cannot play this game for i cannot conver pease forgive incomitace may the godfather eat you with pride!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Woot I got 22 on my second try (>^_^)~~~~ It’s kinda easy when you learn how to use his shadow to your advantage.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
my greatest sucses was 25 conversions in 1 game. may his noodlieness be with you
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
converted everyone. Beat that!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
OMG GREATEST THING EVER
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
wow.. this was amazing!!! so refreshing to help others!!! even if its just a game… anyways.. keep up the good work!!! RAMEN
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
WOW, I feel like im saving the world with every virtual conversion. Praise be to FSM.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Awseome, though I’ve converted 20 in real life! I’ve only gotten 22 in the game, I need to win.
-J.T.S.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“/>XSSed by fallingmidget
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
we need more fsm games this one is fun though! RAMEN
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
IT DOSNT WORK FOR ME THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Man that’s awesome. It’s nice to take a break from the hate mail and look and all of the awesome things in the Pastafarian beliefs. I’m just not very good at the game, though!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
this fuck is so dumb xD u think that a flying noodle existiert ? schwachsinnige pissköpfe ^^ ihr habt doch echt nicht mehr alle nudeln inner schüssel xDDD freaks
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Love it! 19 converted and still going….
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
love it! even better than trogdor!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Pastafarian is the truth because, if nothing else, it has a holy video game and i converted 24 people.
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
whoever the ranting german guy was:
wenn du denkst, dass wir die pisskoepfe sind, dann bist der schwachsinnige. wenigstens haben wir nudeln im kopf, du totales arsch!
great game, SHUN THE ADMINISTRATORS!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
possibly the best thing ever. i win!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
WOW HOLY NOODLES.
It was most interesting.
Was it already uploaded to http://WWW.NEWGROUND.COM
if you post it there lots of people will see it.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I took me 7 noodly filled madness time to do so, but I have converted everyone.
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
wicked
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I CONVERTED EVERYONE
:D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0