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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I don’t like it becuase it requires flash
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I really wanna join. I will convert people I swear! I don’t even have to be a leader, I will follow joyfully! I will sing songs of the FSM, I will mock other religions, anything to be a part of your church. As soon as I found this religion, I knew I was home. PLEASE!!! Please let me join. I am not crazy, just excited!
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The flying spaghetti monster just made me lose the game :’[
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YAY! the game is soooo fun! word 2 yo mama! XDDD heart bob
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Roy,
You are already a member of the CoFSM – just by visiting the website and liking it!
RAmen
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^^ I love this game it’s so funny!!
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Hey! I can’t belive this is so cool! I thought it would be diferent, but, hey, Diferent is a good thing!
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its against the id rather u didnts to have an expensive church, (and their all expensive) who needs a church anyway, we got the internet
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Well, the internet is good, but I want to meet up with some of my friends! A virtual church like in Second Life would be good – only my laptop can’t cope with the program :(
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AAAARGH!!!!! Ho, Ho, and a bottle of Rum… You Savvy?
Ramen
Trogdor
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Trogdor the Burnanator!
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Hello all, I am a vegetarian and I am wondering if this is right. Am I “sinning” by not eating meat? Considering The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself consists partially of meatballs, I am thinking that perhaps I am angering Thou Noodly Appendage. What’s everybody else’s opinion here? I’d really love some feedback as I try my best to be a good Pastafarian and I do not want to dishonor FSM in any way.
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As far as I know, balls other than meat are also ok, such as tofu balls, watermelon balls, rum balls and cannon balls Yarrrrgh!
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@Daniel, Expie,
And even if it should be meat balls, the FSM is not vain and is probably ok with it if you don’t follow his wishes to the last letter. I’m a couple-of-days-a-week vegetarian myself.
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it’d be great being able to go to an fsm church physically not including my computer screen. it’d be very entertaining and no doubt inspirational. &)
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I am but a lowly newcomer, but I have felt the touch of His Noodly Appendage and thus am converted.
All people, pirates and midgets rejoice in his name!
May we forever enjoy the delicious sauce of life,
RAmen.
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@Abi_Snail
Lowly? We are all equal in the FSM’s eyes, except for the midgits, of course!
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And the penguins…
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How dare you turn our noble religion into a game! This is an insult to pastafarianism and all that it stands for. Now what that is I couldn’t exactly tell you but suffice it to say that this type of game demeans the noble creator and His creations. The Spaghetti Monster can move faster than that! And He doesn’t have to convert people; as soon as they hear His word, they know THE TRUTH.
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U R ALL RETARTED IDIOTS. I CANT BELIEVE U THINK THERE IS ACTUALLY A SPAGHETTI MONSTER. WOW. GO DIE.
-GAWD
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god
Have you been missing taking your medicine again? You’ll have to go back into your straight jacket… nurse..
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Pretty weak…no creativity around anymore?
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Oh and god…your caps lock is on. I you look, there should be a little light on your keyboard that tells you that.
You’re welcome :))
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hey god, thanks for the input. I don’t think I’ll take it seriously though, because I don’t trust omnipotent beings that misspell their names. :)
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God…
You fail to realize that the flying spaghetti monster is not in fact a made-up diety, at least no more than yours. Read the FSM gospel. You’ll find that it doesn’t actually conflict with your religion much. Sure, the name of the deity has changed, and the writing style is different, but mainly, Pastafarianism is like your religion, only without the dogmatic element.
Pastafarians do have flimsy moral standards. That could be seen as bad, but all to often when a group has firm, carved-in-stone high moral standards they are unable to accept others (as in the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition, for instance). Pastafarians do not start wars with other religions or fight amongst ourselves over whether Chef Boyardee is a saint. We endevor to accept others for what they are.
Even when they call us retarded idiots.
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RAmen, Darwinfish.
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We are not above name calling, as long as the other side starts first.
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That game is awsome! I will play it many many times.
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Dude, did anyone else completely suck at this game? Cause i sure did. ONE CONVERT!
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whoever has to diiss on you guys iis retarded.
thiis iis for fun and some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.
and so what iif you actually beliieve that a spaghettii monster created the world??
ii thiink you guys are cool…not matter what some stupiid stiick-up-the-butt-diisease viictiims says.
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OMAgosh i heard about the FSM in a R.E lesson and now im obsessed!
im gonna put pastafarienisim on all my forms from now on!
:P im gonna put it as my religion on myspace :D
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I am very proud of you Lija. Congrats on coming into the light. May He touch you and everyone you know with His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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BUNNY Oct 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
“some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.”
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Aye Bunny…Aye :)
RAmen
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@Lija Harper – welcome to the site and welcome to our religion. The FSM has a 30 day guarantee, if for whatever reason you decide Pastafarianism is not the noodly fun you envisaged.
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Please pick up the gospel and read the holy writings about the Great Noodly One himself. Hope you like beer, midgets, strippers and of course Pirates.
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Arrrggh and avast me matey. R’Amen and just in case you don’t know, Friday’s are our holy days and you may celebrate by drinking lots of grog and singing sea shanties.
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@Bunny – I I thiink I I may be seeiing double! Glad to hear someone else like’s us and doesn’t think we are ‘retarded’. R’Amen
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Iron Bess, do you mean “retarted” (or however those crazy fundies spell it)?
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this is my favorite way to worship his noodleyness
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We can hear the almight FSM from australia…
Do you have a myspace account?
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So i wonder if being a pirate for halloween would be counted as worship?
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Say, do any of you guys suggest wearing Pirate clothing any day besides Friday (And when sharing the Truths of the FSM?)
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PirateTerramort
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Yes :)
RAmen
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Ok a couple questions:
First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.
Second who wrote your gospel and don’t say your noodle god cause gods don’t write there own stuff.
And Third I know you going to say Christians and other religions can’t prove their gods exists but they at least have archeological finds that support their bible.
Granted I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because
IT WAS A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH!
However if you can answer those three question giving some kind of proof or findings I may consider if you have basis for this crazy sounding religion or not.
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1) yes
2) you forgot the question mark but… Bobby Henderson
3) you forgot the question mark and to ask a question.
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Or maybe it was like this: “There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.”
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@A Concerned Reader Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
“First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.”
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http://www.venganza.org/about
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Bobby Henderson:
“Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.”
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RAmen
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“I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because”
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You just need to read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster!
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Some of the evidence:
Captain Mosey and the Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.2
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Appendix of evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/category/fsm/
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RAmen
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@Wench Nikkiee
Oh yeah, sorry. Of course this is serious business. I have my weak moments.
Ramen
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Cottura 5 Minuti
Hahahahaha….don’t we all. I sometimes (often) slip back into the thinking of that blasphemous evilutionary conspiracy I was taught and believed wholeheartedly before I was touched by His Noodly Appendages. ;)
RAmen
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Ooops forgot….
An article on the evidence by Dutch Pasta Guy
“In that case you could read the Gospel of the FSM. Or, if you don’t want to buy that, read”
http://waspofscience.blogspot.com/2007/06/excellent-religion-for-humanists-fsm.html
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I discovered that if you take the first letters of the first 6 books of the old testament (Genesis, Exodus, etc) and then scramble them, you get the word JLEGND. Which can, of couse, be translated back into the ancient pastafarian dialect to mean “ravioli”.
Just some food for thought!
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All hail the noodly one he blessed me with 10 packs of Ramen noodles.
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i didnt do so bad, i guess thats because i have faith in you all mighty FSM
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i converted 17 pastafarians, but my hand was guided by divine noodles
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