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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Some people just need any excuse to type swear words to fill some juvenile need.
I’m sure mom and dad will take away their internet privileges soon enough… *grin*
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Beer an’ strippers! Ah can nee wait ter die!
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I don’t understand a “factory” of strippers, I’m pretty sure if you got with the right person (s?) you wouldn’t need a factory of strippers. Also, a nice tequila fountain or something would be nice. Don’t get me wrong, I love titties n beer as much as the next person, but c’mon, think logically here
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Hei, I have a question… were do I sign up? :D we want to join this religion :D
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“we want to join this religion”
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Then you already have!
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Welcome aboard! The grog’s over by the fire, spaghetti next to that, help yourself! Arrrrrr
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RAmen
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Welcome Emilios und Didricos, it’s always good to greet new Pastafarians into His Noodly Church.
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I’m really inspired by this FSM When does this church come to the Netherlands?
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When does the Church get its Church is the more relevant question.
By the way, if we set up shop in, say, the Vatican, do you think it would be fair to say “We Win”?
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Thank you so much for showing me the true path to salvation. I can’t wait to get to heaven and have access to the beer mountain. I feel truly blessed by the great noodled one. I have been converting like crazy. Do you think he will touch me with his noodly appendage? Can anyone else witness how the noodly one has affected their life? I know I am a much happier person now, and of course I have much better morals now that I have learned the pirate path.
RAmen brothers and sisters!
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Ramen, sara Ramen
May you be forever touched!
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Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
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sara Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
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Oh no, I’ve always believed in the FSM.
The water is just a money maker.
Ramen
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Mmm, nothing beats that miracle spring water!
I gotta get me a couple ‘o those.
RAmen
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This game is awesome!
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Yes, it is.
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Excellent, my children… you have taken the noodly path. Little do you know, but the Christians were closer to believing in me than you think…
… I mean come on, selling dough and water? Did anyone think of putting the two together and making… SPAGHETTI!?!?!? Come on! It’s common sense! Well, thank you all for your kindness. May you all live a long and happy life, and a better death.
…Now, where was I, Pamela Anderson? Oh yes… Rawr…
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OMG GUYS! THERE HE IS!!!
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Arrrrrgh! This be the first time I’ve posted, though I converted many moons ago yee scurvy dogs. I hadn’t seen the game before this night though. With all the beer, pasta and strippers, I’ve never before wanted to find the bottom of Davy Jones locker so badly. Tis be a pleasure to meet you all, what a great bunch of pastafarian pirates yee be. Ramen.
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For a fun pirate game go here: Puzzle Pirates
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dude this game is awsome
the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
FSMism is awsome
there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
like Ido or esperanto
ya
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dude this game is awsome
the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
FSMism is awsome
there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
like Ido or esperanto
ya
puzzle pirates is awsome
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Dude I converted everyone! *Does scary/dorky dance*
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go fsm!
RAmen!
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Did the Spaghetti Monster send his son, Mr Mozzarella Stick, to Earth in order to cure humans of sin and to give us free passes to Heaven?
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I lost my poor meatball and it rolled out the door. When I went out site a vision came to me in the form of newly processed wheat germ. I must not speak of the vision so I will ask his wholieness for permission.
Ramen
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That was pretty addicting.
May you forever be touched by his noobly appendage.
RAmen
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This game sucks!!!! While the rest of the site aint bad the game needs improvement. I will sodomize the monster
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I love this stuff but you do realize this religion was just made to make a point? There is no real FSM, the guy openly admits to making it up. Its all about just being a good person and i cant condone that! I love this stuff because it tells you to be kind to your fellow man.
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There are no ACTUAL churches, our religion doesn’t believe in churches or places where people practically give away their hard earned money to crazy people. The only real vessel of prayer to His mighty noodliness is the pirate ship! It’s still in the works of course, but hey! Buy the Gospel, read about our religion first. I’m sure once you are done reading it you will see the His noodly appendage come down and touch you as it did me.
Ramen brothers and sisters!
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Please, all pastafarians living in christchurch, or the greater new zealand, we must band together and meet reguarly!
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i cant convert people! i put the spagetti thing down, and it touches then but they dont convert. why is this so?
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confuse a cat – you need to feel the noodly goodness flow through you. Try getting higher, for his noodly appendage needs to touch the head, where the brain is. Then conversion is assured. Argh!
Oh, Stg G … all religions are just made up, usually to make some point about how to relate to your fellow man (most of them want you to be decent, radical muslims want you to blow them up instead). This one is just being honest about it, yee scurvy dog.
Ramen
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i love pastafarianism even though im new to the fsm thing……i just got up off my floor from laughing so hard….RAMEN
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I have done a lot of soul searching lately, searching for my connection to the creator of the universe. I searched high and low, near and far, google and yahoo, but found nothing, so i was rejoicing to feel the cosmic connection through the phone line from this site. But i didn’t quite understand, this game showed me the true way
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Too everyone talkin about churches, read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
The sixth ” “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t”:
I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
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wow that was awesome
im just assuming the peoples were running to make the game difficult, and not because they were afraid of FSM.
i thought it was a little hard. then again, i suck at video games so who knows?
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All hail the mighty noodley appendage!!!
*drops to knees and bows*
ZAP!
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I am a former atheist. Now I’ve found my religion of choice. All hail the FSM. If there really is a church, I will so go.(For all of you out there who don’t get it, yes, I do understand this is a parody. But it will be nice to see if in two thousand years, the masses believe in the FSM as they do Jesus now.)
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May his noodly pendage reach out and touch all of us… inapropriately, for all is appropriate for him, even if some things aren’t healthy! Xigfhs !
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I loved the Pirate name site. My pirate name is Black Bess Rackham, a name which I shall ask as many people as possible to refer me by in homage to the Allmighty One. Though I believe heartily in His teachings and am content and grateful for all that He has given me, I have a request for heaven. May there also be rivers of Smirnoff Ice and rains of assorted sweet drinks? I have no taste for beer, even if it has been granted to me by my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster and in volcano form. Male Pirate strippers are also a must.
Thank you for showing me, a former Christian-turned-athiest, the true way of life. Do we by any chance have a themesong?~
RAmen.
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Oh my FSM, I just wanna touch your (meat)balls! XD
Oh praise ye.
But I have a question.. If ye like pirates so much, how come ye don’t wear a pirate hat?! FSM with a pirate hat w000t!!!
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This is the single geatest achievment ever!
also its fun.
the FSM will conquer and bowls and dishware!
(why did we nail a guy for saying how it would be nice to be…..nice? BECAUSE HE WAS BLASPHEMUS!)
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askldjasidn
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i feel sorry, i’ve eaten my own god yesterday :’(
i hope i still get the strippers factory and beer vulcano when i die
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Dear Bas de Boer,
Our great Noodly Creator cannot be eaten. He was gracing you with a meal in His image. You should be greatful for such a divine image. All hail the great FSM in all his awesome Noodliness!
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@hayden
Tooth Fairy isn’t real??!?!?!?!?! :’(
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We are officially the best religion!
Aside from buddhism how many churches have games?
And a better version of “snakes and ladders” would be meat balls and noodles =p
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All you non-beleivers and pasta haters take a look at your own crappy religions and think why the hell do you beleive in that?!?!Pastafarianism is by far the most logical religion and also the yummiest.HAIL FSM!!!
RAMEN-ALL BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!
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I just realised this-
Pasta is wheat right? Well so i bread…. also meat balls are beef/pork SO Ham sandwiches are sacred ! ^_^ *eats ham sandwich*
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wow. a religion with cool shirts and video games
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