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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ gill
Shh on the satire thing, TLM might hear you ;)
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@Pasta Aurelius Dec 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 pm
“But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion?”
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Centuries from now, if the fanatics don’t send us all into oblivion before hand, religion will be extinct. It will exist in stories only. There may be a few fun parodies of it still floating around, no doubt.
RAmen
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Mad John Kidd– =0 The horror! Thanks for the warning, I’d hate to bring HIS wrath down on this thread too.
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No worries.
Concerning monsters, I think Goya said it best: “The sleep of reason produces monsters.”
RAmen
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FSM obviously blesses us with this game.
RAmen
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I liked the FSM game.But I could play it only when I am connected to Internet.Please make this game savable in my computer.Else my telephone bills will go up.
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karl and all these people are fucking fags, i hope that retarded monster fuck you all up for being so stupid
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who is this jesus christ
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seems like he wants to be the real jesus christ. little does he know that i am. also who is karl?
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he also wrote his name the same way i do.
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BEER VOLCANO!!!!!!!!
SIGN ME UP!
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-> jesus christ [the rude one]
Your language is a bit shocking. Are you not supposed to promote meekness and mildness?
Your father [GOD on some other pages] seems to have a fairly limited and rude vocabulary also.
I suppose you must have learnt it from Him?
Still, I congraulate you on proving to you many mindless followers that the holy divine beings actually have similar IQs to handicapped crab
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thank you o lord for thou art so holy that they have created a game for thou. i will see you up in the beer and stripper volcano big guy!
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Oh my god, my boyfriend bought me this for christmas, and I must say, Pastafarianism has changed me completely. I was a devout christian until I opened my eyes to FSMism. Thank you so much for this book. I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors!!
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Welcome aboard, Sarah
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage. Spread the word!
RAmen
CMJK
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Good on you Sarah and welcome, try the pirate name quiz on the “In Praise of” link
posted by
Mad Tom Rackham Jan 9th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
For all you would be pirates – http://www.piratequiz.com/
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It’s funny!
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Yes, welcome Sarah.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
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Hi Sarah
Welcome aboard :)
“I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors”
Check out the great Propaganda Materials page on site.
http://www.venganza.org/materials/
RAmen
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New pirate? Welcome!
Sign the compassionate letter to disgraced evangelical Ted Haggard at http://www.letter2ted.org today. Every voice helps…
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Thank you all for your warm welcome! I will definitely be clicking around to see how I may better worship His Supreme Noodleness. Also, I’m using the pirate fish design for my halloween pumpkin this year!! And for everything else, really. I’m so excited to have joined Pastafarianism!!!!
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@Sarah
I’m so excited to have joined Pastafarianism!!!!
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I know how you feel Sarah. I felt the same way when I first found this motley crew. Believe me, it just gets better and better as you go along.
:)
RAmen
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howdy all you pastafarians
i am very very new to all of this and i think it tis very very cool
i was an atheist until i realised that i only didnt believe in a god because i hadnt found the fsm!!!! i am unaware of some of the teachings tho, does anyone know where i could get up to speed without having to buy the book? ;) im stingy!!! tee hee
btw im from the land down under, is anyone else from there? and i must convert all my atheist friends to fsm, it is truly the greatest thing since sliced bread….well in fact BETTER :D:D
RAmen
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yea…gr8 game you must have a lot of time in your hands..
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Hi Erin. Welcome to the church. Bring your own beer, we do (some of us quite a bit :))
Check out the Wikipedia entry on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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There are quite a few Aussies here. You’ve seen two – Wench Nikky and Jingles. I think Spotted Zebra is too. Bound to be a few more. A lot are English (all Ashes jokes have been done – still waiting for the hit and giggle and one day jokes :( ) and Americans with quite a few from mainland Europe. Pretty varied lot.
Enjoy
RAmen
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only an aussie would be dumb enough to believe this crap……but they still kick our arses at cricket
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Kick your ass at general intelligence too
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Millsy – even with the glaring hints that you’re English, I’m still not convinced that you’re not our little plaything from across the pond. I hope you’re not – we got some good mileage out of him, but he broke down in the end.
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Oh please Millsy – you believe that an invisible man in the sky, who is one man, but three really, sent himself, or a part of him, or well, you get the idea, down to earth to die because we were all really sinful, which isn’t our fault anyway, cos our invisible friend made us that way, but it is our fault cos we could choose to be good, but he knows we wouldn’t, erm, but anyway when he died he was brought back from the dead, which the invisible friend knew, so he must have known as well, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t mean anything his dying in the first place, and then a lot of his friends got really really drunk and started babbling incomprehensible gibberish – sorry, I mean got touched by the holy spirit and started speaking in tongues and then went and converted a lot of other people, and then they persecuted everyone who didn’t believe, and they are still trying to!
And that doesn’t even cover any of the bullshit in the old testament!
And you think WE are dumb?????
Good grief! Go and look in the mirror!
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AAArrrrrr me harties that was a swash buckling good game.
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dude you guys are seriously the dumbest pieces of shit i have ever seen. not only are you gay but you are a waste of space for humanity. im not religious in any way, but this is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. ill give you one thing though, you made a badass game.
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Well hello to you too tu mama. Well, spotted. You’re quite correct. We are all dumb and gay. Even the married ones! What’s up? French lesson boring?
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I promise it’s not me posting like a retard this time.
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Hahahaha – Hiya Beastly. I saw that post. I thought it was funny. I think this little fellow is one of the I’m cleverer than you club. I kind of miss T*M and Millsy. They were good for relieving my tension :)
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If you were gay Alchemist I don’t think you’d have so much tension to relieve – they tend to be quite good at managing that ;)
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Haha, lol, I love this game. I saw this religion on the news paper some years ago (maybe one) and have been a Pastafarian ever since. My teacher thought is was made up but I sure proved her wrong.
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@tu mama Jan 15th, 2007 at 11:22 am
“dude you guys are seriously the dumbest pieces of shit i have ever seen.”
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Oxygen thief :(
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@Millsy Jan 10th, 2007 at 8:47 am
“only an aussie would be dumb enough to believe this crap……but they still kick our arses at cricket”
Kick your arse?…..kick your arse?
That’s putting it a bit mildly isn’t it?
BTW Millsy, did you happen to read the Open Letter? One of the basic foundations of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well worth a look. You’ll love it!
http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
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@Alchemist Jan 15th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“They were good for relieving my tension :)”
Frank n Furter? Is that you?
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Hehehe Nikkiee – come up to the lab, see whats on the slab. It’ll make you shiver with antici…..
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…..paayshone!
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But maybe, the rain, is only partly to blame….
I’m going to stop there before we end up with science fiction double feature.
You have some good taste Nikkiee :)
RAmen
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Really………………………..to all i say FORK THIS & FORK YOU……….just kidding this place rocks geek on my brothers…geek on
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ummm, ok then.
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I will consider myself ‘Forked’
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All hail his noodley appendage!!! I’ve just discovered the sauce laden joys of our lord, the FSM. The game/music/Arrrgh noise of the converted keeps cracking me up! My roommate thinks I’ve lost it. Little does she know, I have so found it!
Finally a group of intelligent people that understand when I say, I am a recovering Catholic, and the FSM is just what I needed. Arrrrrgh!
I love the way you guys handle the smarmy little turds that wiggle their way in with the occasional so called “insult”.
RAmen, brothers and sisters.
RAmen…
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Welcome aboard, Shamoota. Help yourself to the fresh garlic bread and noodles with the sauce of your choice on the buffet table next to the keg. And may you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
MJK
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really cool…
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OMFG!!! Your All Fuckin Retards!!!! ‘oh this game is so good’ ‘oh this church is so good’ seriously you should all go out and get laid ffs!!! There is no such thing as FSM is fuckin stupid!!! Fuckin Retards!!
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wtf mate? even if you don’t believe at least play along, you don’t have to believe it so what’s your problem?
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@Grania (Irish pirate)
“what’s your problem?”
I’d say the posters name for starters. Really *Bewb! =]* ?????
Bewb must be a confused child goob.
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Bewb’s a stinking rube.
He can’t even get the joke.
We all pity him.
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This is blasphemi. Wait untill I find you khaffirs, how dare you make fun of our
belief.
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@Bewb=]
Your score was that bad, huh?
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