Click the icon below to launch Flying Spaghetti Monster – The Game.
Macromedia Flash Player Required. Download Flash.
Connect
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase the Gospel
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Give
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Miscellaneous
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
I can’t figure out the game, I touch them with the Noodly Appendage but nothing happens. I wanna convert people.
Oh well, all hail FSM anyway!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p”
I am wounded.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i hope u all die and go to hell with the spaghetti monster
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@hayden
wow, i don’t think you realize that the FSM is a parody religion. that means its a joke. however, i have more faith in the FSM than god (who is just like the tooth fairy)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@a curious person
well, unfortunatly there will always be stupid people. and sometimes stupidity gains political power. however, it is important to realize not everybody is stupid. just those that are superstitious
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
oi howz about u shut up ur probably sum homo wid nuthin betta 2 do with ur time say hi 2 ya mum 4 me
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
my mum says hi back for u k u stupid believer u can go get hemeroids and when u shit it makes the inner skin of ur asshole bleed!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
hello if u want some free kinky sex call me because im horny
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ hayden
wow, really effective. oh yes, i told my mom you said hi, she didn’t know who you were. what makes you think i’m a homo when i’m perfectly straight. oh yea, god is just a tooth fairy that people strangely believe in. you are such a loser
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Oh, good. More teenagers with homoerotic fantasies and anal obsessive-compulsive defects. Yooooohooo, teens of the world! This is a satire! If you don’t get it, then you blow whale dicks! Or, alternatively, you are the head of a fundamentalist Christian organization. Six of one…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This rocks! I can’t believe I hadn’t bothered to look it. I heard about it ages ago.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hey Plack! I love pink and black aswell!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This is totally not a satire or joke religion. Its totally serious.
n00bs
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Our god has more evidence than any other ‘god’, plus He is much yummier.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
We have a GRAPH!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I love this site and this religion! it is whitty and insightful. Reading the hatemail section was amusing… some people take themselves far too seriously and funnily enough they say that we are rubbishing their religion and that its hurtful to do so and then they go do the same to ours. Talk about hypocritical. Tsk.
All hail the FSM!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Oh my god i think some one put SHIT IN MY PANTS SAVE ME GIANT SPAGGETTI MONSTER I NEED STIPERS AND BEER.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Can I get this game embedded into my Myspace page?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
NESS ITS HARD TO OFEND US WHEN U CANT EVUN SPEL SPAGGETTI AND STIPERS WRITE!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i have a load of m8s, n we all belive in this sacred religion!!! long live th FSM!!! YEEAAAA
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yea this is awesome. The game is great, love the music. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ hayden
prove it
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Come to Me my faithfull pastafarians!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Anything I should add to the heaven?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
So it has been proven, the FSM itself wrote to us.
No need for faith anymore, it’s time to trust. Do we need anything more than our creator himself speaking to us?
May his noodly appendage touch everyone worth being touched.
RAmen!
Oh, i forgot to add something:
;)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@FSM
maybe a laser tag section? put a true pastafarian in a maze with a bunch of fundies, then give him a super-powered industrial laser?
.
.
just kidding, of course. I’m not -quite- that violent. still, it would be tempting… … …
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
the instructor of a community college here in glendale california condones this page and we had to study it.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I will take that laser tag idea up…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
well it is a fun game, but pirates are morons, as are ALL pastafarians
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I AM the FSM, unless you are pirates you are not welcome in my perfect heaven, and i command al of you to stop eating pasta, I AM here to show all of you im very real, and want all of you to be able to enjoy the Beer Volcano and stripper factory, i also want all of you to have fun, and many wives and kids, but it seems your silly mortal government means more to you than that which i will of you, i also want all of you to create a perfect a language only to be spoken by you my followers you shall be blessed and your lives touch by my noodly appendage
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
come to me my children, FSM is just my alias, you know you wanna join me
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
We had a kitty we named satan once. He was the sweetest kitty around. We figured if there really is a god and a devil, then people must be confused about who does what, because ever since the beginning of all of this ‘god’ worship stuff the earth has been pretty screwed over.
I do have one issue to take up with you mr, FSM. Your heaven seems a bit biased. I have nothing agains beer and strippers, but perhaps, for the women and those who aren’t fans of alcohol (I really just don’t like the way it tastes!) you could add chocolate/ice cream and some male strippers too.
Male pirate strippers that is…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I can not convert anyone- is that the real point of the game? I agree with Nausicaa- male pirate strippers need to be in heaven. Otherwise, what are we suppose, that when females go to heaven they enter the factory and become strippers? And we’d better get more than 72 of them, just to show those Muslims who is getting the most ‘booty’ in heaven. AAAARGH!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!! so go fuck your self.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear James,
Thank you for your barely coherent swearing and (kind of) double posting, I would like to remind you that the Flying Spaghetti monster is as valid and potentially more reasonable than any god you have ever heard of. In light of this I would like to inform you that your religion is bull-shit and that there is no such thing you worthless pieces of shit, so go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Goodbye!
.
Beastly Rich
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
James,
If you can form a coherent argument (or at least a sentence), send it via email. If you go to the “About” section at the top of this page, you will find the email address. You seem like the kind of person who wants to be immortalized in the hate mail (and concerned criticism) section.
.
But I’m guessing you don’t have the (meat)balls.
.
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@james
.
i don’t think you realize this is a satire site. are you the same james from the FSM Money Stamp Post. don’t need to sound so pissed off.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
James,
.
You should really pick just one name and stick with it. You seriously need to check your language. Nobody is swayed and you only manage to show your lack of maturity.
.
On the other hand, a hearty pirate curse would be great. Let me translate your post. It should read, “Yer religion be nothing but bilge water, ya scurvy dog!! Go kiss a squid ya bloody whelp of a diseased whore!”
.
OEJ
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
hello.
i have a question? how do i convert?
the FSM is AWSOME!
i will worship him by eating as much pasta as i can!
my boyfriend thinks i am crazy for beliving this.
but how can you not?
i mean i beer volcano? its amasing.
thank you FSM
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i love FSM!
my bf thinks i am nuts….
oh well;)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Arielle, What a beautiful testimonial!
FSM is… therefore you are…
Just got to bring the boyfriend over to the noodly side!
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I don’t think that that is the same James. the other usually used intelligent, if incorrect, arguments.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
hey, love the site, love the game. after seeing the site, i have converted to flying spaghetti monsterism! all hail his noodlyness!
-caff
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Mon dieu that game is addicting! I especially like converting the little babies, although I’ll admit I thought they were cats at first… :(
Only one question: why are the masses RUNNING from his noodlyness?
RAmen!
Liszie
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@CaffeineBoy and Liszie
Welcome Aboard!
I personally think they are running from the darkly-clad school administrators, seeing as His Noodly Goodness is usually invisible. And you are right, the babies ARE fun to pirateicize(?)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Wow… you know, this whole thing is a very clever concept. But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion? Pastafarianism is already pretty well-developed, and you guys really are taking it to some rather scary extremes. Aren’t you worried that you might have created a monster, so to speak?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
….No? (Look at it this way: even if it DOES somehow get, as you put it, ‘taken to some rather scary extremes’, the most extremist Pastafarianist couldn’t be any worse then the religious fanatics we’ve got running around now.)
….Plus there’s the small fact that this is actually a satrical site.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Centuries from now we will be resting in Pastafarian heaven with a flagon of beer in one hand and a stripper in the other, so we really won’t care what is going on down on earth. Having said that, the FSM teaches tolerance above all, so it could really be no worse than the loads of atrocities that the other great religions of the world have already committed.
RAmen
MJK
Like or Dislike:
0 
0