Damn why can’t there be like the FSM church of Muskegon? Michigan needs a most holy place to worship also!!
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Tani (futsal-man) -
Oct 9th, 2006
AMAZING! what a tune man!!! one of my favourite games in my whole life! incredible!awesome!fantastic!!!!
Peace, and Futsal!!
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Xander168 -
Oct 10th, 2006
this is really fun and cool and all that
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Converted into finally following a religion -
Oct 10th, 2006
it took me a while to figure out how to play this game :( but once i got it, it was awesome! no way do christains have this much fun!!
but all my friends think FSM is ridiculous- i keep trying to explain it’s no more ridiculous then the ideas of other religions! but no one listens to me :(… except the FSM coz he’s so awesome :D
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Taylor Bellamy -
Oct 12th, 2006
i like your website a lot, i thought the hate mail part was really funny, people get so mad about some things…but anyway the game just made your webside a million times better!! its great!
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nappa -
Oct 12th, 2006
i now belive there is a spaghetti monster controling my life is that wierd.
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nappa -
Oct 12th, 2006
er were can you convert in the UK
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nappa -
Oct 12th, 2006
and er what holidays are there and when.
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Arp -
Oct 12th, 2006
Every Friday is a holiday, where Pastafarians are encouraged to go outside and get some sun. Also, there is “Holiday” which is from mid-December to January, and Ramandon.
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Pastaboi -
Oct 12th, 2006
hey, i got converted by my friend and now i am a total pastafarian so ya and all the ppl that say we are a cult should go do somehting that i am not gonna say
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dee dee dee -
Oct 14th, 2006
Where is this socalled “church” I WANNA GO!!!!!!
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The Aussie -
Oct 14th, 2006
You are at it :P
Feel free to start a chapter near where you live though….
Peace out, RAmen
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Allah Akbar -
Oct 16th, 2006
I want to go to your Heaven. Just tell me where you want me to mass murder loads of innocent people with my suicide bomb.
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no one -
Oct 16th, 2006
haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
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nikkiee -
Oct 16th, 2006
There is a game? Henderob you truely are multi-dimensional.
Yours in pasta
RAmen
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SqrlWthANife -
Oct 16th, 2006
“and er what holidays are there and when.”
* International Talk like a Pirate Day – September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover – Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan – Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween – October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday – Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday – Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
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Weasel -
Oct 17th, 2006
Haha! This site is totally awesome.
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spaghetti lover -
Oct 20th, 2006
this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
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Branded Cow -
Oct 21st, 2006
Well, I am what I eat, so I guess that makes me a pastafarian.
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Oct 22nd, 2006
This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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FSM worshipper -
Oct 22nd, 2006
Dont dare you deny the Flying Spagehetti Monster! All you can do is sit in awe at his supreme noodlyness. END
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Oct 22nd, 2006
@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
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Oct 22nd, 2006
@ Branded Cow,
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You *eat* Pastafarians?!?
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Nostradomus -
Oct 22nd, 2006
Can we get the gospel in Western Canada?
I so wish to help my brothers and sisters find the Strainer of Goodness.
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Liam94 -
Oct 23rd, 2006
MAN U GOTTA LURVE THAT HEAVEN. Im soooo converted
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Puttanesca -
Oct 23rd, 2006
If “I Feel Sorry” is “shitting out spaghetti”, he/she may want to see the vet & get checked for tapeworms – something similar happened to my cat once.
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stuart foster -
Oct 25th, 2006
well i have converted can i worship by eating pasta so it can be close to my heart?
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nikkiee -
Oct 25th, 2006
“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
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Malcolm Rio -
Oct 25th, 2006
I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
-RAman!
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Mike Meier -
Oct 26th, 2006
You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato – an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!
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Melly53 -
Oct 30th, 2006
I’ll have to have my gamer husband help me. I didn’t convert one person!
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Craig -
Oct 31st, 2006
wow… all i can say is… wow… HAIL FSM!!!
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Necoyama -
Nov 1st, 2006
I read about this on Wikipedia when I looked up “God.” As a Lutheran and a pastor’s son, this really cracks me up. The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only thing I don’t understand is the point of the FSM in this “religion.” While in Christianity heaven is communion with God, FSM heaven seems to have nothing to do with the FSM at all. Why is it there? What purpose does it serve? What would a omniscient, omnipotent clump of spaghetti and meatballs need with beer and strippers? Are these strippers people that the FSM created for the purpose of stripping? Do they get paid? How about benefits? Is it volunteer work? Do all heaven-bound pastafarians get enlisted as strippers for a certain number of years?
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Joe -
Nov 1st, 2006
I like this
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Mike Meier -
Nov 1st, 2006
With beer volcanos and stripper factories, heaven will be a fun but light-hearted affair.
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Ravi -
Nov 3rd, 2006
There is a fsm church?!Really?!!I wanna go!!!!!!!!!
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Rowie -
Nov 3rd, 2006
Ravi is the name of my brother.Anyway if there is a fsm church I should be there first ’cause I am the best of everybody!
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sbagbol -
Nov 4th, 2006
Does heaven include male strippers?
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One Eyed Jack -
Nov 4th, 2006
Yes, sbagbol. Either sex or both. Whatever floats your boat.
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OEJ – Stripper Factory Quality Control Engineer
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malka -
Nov 4th, 2006
FSM makes perfect sense and He should be worshipped.
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sbagbol -
Nov 4th, 2006
Ok, count me in! Ah do BELIEVE!!!
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Pasta Parmesan -
Nov 5th, 2006
I have just opened a branch in Adelaide, South Australia. I have also enquired about applying for one of the newly created positions of School Chaplain in our Government run schools, as announced by our esteemed PM, John Howard.
Other Adelaide Pastafarians are free to attend.
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seger Gagne -
Nov 5th, 2006
WOW if God was FSM i would point and laugh at all the other religions for being wrong then eat God. And if the FSM is God then what is the devil?
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Katiekat -
Nov 6th, 2006
NOOOOO!!! I only have a school computer and the blocked the game!!! WHY!? I love this game… :(
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anonymous -
Nov 6th, 2006
THIS IS MESSED UP!!! GOD CREATED THE WORLD!!!! NOT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
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lunchlady -
Nov 6th, 2006
@Necoyama
*The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Well, I’m not a christian, but I do know a lot about many other religions, and I totally get all the jokes, as well as the many points of debate about ID in schools and evolution. I think the people here who do call themselves *christians* don’t find this at all funny, and probably appreciate it not one little bit.
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Peregrinus -
Nov 8th, 2006
I definitely saw this on Newgrounds a while back. Best. Game. Ever. Also a great way to spread the word.
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jesus christ -
Nov 9th, 2006
the song is so cool. bobby can put it up for downloading, please.
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a curious person -
Nov 10th, 2006
i dont get it. how can plp believe in IDtheory in the 21st century??? i just dont understand… would somebody explaine it to me?
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Penne -
Nov 10th, 2006
OK, I have a question,if there is a heaven and a version of hell,and even a game,what about a holiday?
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Damn why can’t there be like the FSM church of Muskegon? Michigan needs a most holy place to worship also!!
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AMAZING! what a tune man!!! one of my favourite games in my whole life! incredible!awesome!fantastic!!!!
Peace, and Futsal!!
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this is really fun and cool and all that
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it took me a while to figure out how to play this game :( but once i got it, it was awesome! no way do christains have this much fun!!
but all my friends think FSM is ridiculous- i keep trying to explain it’s no more ridiculous then the ideas of other religions! but no one listens to me :(… except the FSM coz he’s so awesome :D
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i like your website a lot, i thought the hate mail part was really funny, people get so mad about some things…but anyway the game just made your webside a million times better!! its great!
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i now belive there is a spaghetti monster controling my life is that wierd.
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er were can you convert in the UK
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and er what holidays are there and when.
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Every Friday is a holiday, where Pastafarians are encouraged to go outside and get some sun. Also, there is “Holiday” which is from mid-December to January, and Ramandon.
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hey, i got converted by my friend and now i am a total pastafarian so ya and all the ppl that say we are a cult should go do somehting that i am not gonna say
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Where is this socalled “church” I WANNA GO!!!!!!
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You are at it :P
Feel free to start a chapter near where you live though….
Peace out, RAmen
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I want to go to your Heaven. Just tell me where you want me to mass murder loads of innocent people with my suicide bomb.
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haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
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There is a game? Henderob you truely are multi-dimensional.
Yours in pasta
RAmen
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“and er what holidays are there and when.”
* International Talk like a Pirate Day – September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover – Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan – Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween – October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday – Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday – Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
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Haha! This site is totally awesome.
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this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
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Well, I am what I eat, so I guess that makes me a pastafarian.
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This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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Dont dare you deny the Flying Spagehetti Monster! All you can do is sit in awe at his supreme noodlyness. END
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@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
.
If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
.
Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
.
Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
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@ Branded Cow,
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You *eat* Pastafarians?!?
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Can we get the gospel in Western Canada?
I so wish to help my brothers and sisters find the Strainer of Goodness.
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MAN U GOTTA LURVE THAT HEAVEN. Im soooo converted
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If “I Feel Sorry” is “shitting out spaghetti”, he/she may want to see the vet & get checked for tapeworms – something similar happened to my cat once.
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well i have converted can i worship by eating pasta so it can be close to my heart?
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“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
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I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
-RAman!
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You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato – an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!
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I’ll have to have my gamer husband help me. I didn’t convert one person!
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wow… all i can say is… wow… HAIL FSM!!!
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I read about this on Wikipedia when I looked up “God.” As a Lutheran and a pastor’s son, this really cracks me up. The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only thing I don’t understand is the point of the FSM in this “religion.” While in Christianity heaven is communion with God, FSM heaven seems to have nothing to do with the FSM at all. Why is it there? What purpose does it serve? What would a omniscient, omnipotent clump of spaghetti and meatballs need with beer and strippers? Are these strippers people that the FSM created for the purpose of stripping? Do they get paid? How about benefits? Is it volunteer work? Do all heaven-bound pastafarians get enlisted as strippers for a certain number of years?
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I like this
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With beer volcanos and stripper factories, heaven will be a fun but light-hearted affair.
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There is a fsm church?!Really?!!I wanna go!!!!!!!!!
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Ravi is the name of my brother.Anyway if there is a fsm church I should be there first ’cause I am the best of everybody!
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Does heaven include male strippers?
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Yes, sbagbol. Either sex or both. Whatever floats your boat.
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OEJ – Stripper Factory Quality Control Engineer
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FSM makes perfect sense and He should be worshipped.
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Ok, count me in! Ah do BELIEVE!!!
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I have just opened a branch in Adelaide, South Australia. I have also enquired about applying for one of the newly created positions of School Chaplain in our Government run schools, as announced by our esteemed PM, John Howard.
Other Adelaide Pastafarians are free to attend.
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WOW if God was FSM i would point and laugh at all the other religions for being wrong then eat God. And if the FSM is God then what is the devil?
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NOOOOO!!! I only have a school computer and the blocked the game!!! WHY!? I love this game… :(
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THIS IS MESSED UP!!! GOD CREATED THE WORLD!!!! NOT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
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@Necoyama
*The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Well, I’m not a christian, but I do know a lot about many other religions, and I totally get all the jokes, as well as the many points of debate about ID in schools and evolution. I think the people here who do call themselves *christians* don’t find this at all funny, and probably appreciate it not one little bit.
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I definitely saw this on Newgrounds a while back. Best. Game. Ever. Also a great way to spread the word.
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the song is so cool. bobby can put it up for downloading, please.
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i dont get it. how can plp believe in IDtheory in the 21st century??? i just dont understand… would somebody explaine it to me?
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OK, I have a question,if there is a heaven and a version of hell,and even a game,what about a holiday?
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