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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Happy New Year to all fellow ‘Farians..
May the Noodles of the GSM fall gently upon you
and the forthcomming year fill you all with Noodly Bliss.
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I came across this religion on my friend’s MySpace, and I must say, this makes far more sense than any form of Christianity has for me thus far. To be honest, I feel like this religion is good, if not entirely based on a chance to prove ones self to the haterss [:. Although I feel your openness to worship as you please inspires me, you seem just as judgmental about Christians than they are of you. But you all seem very happy with life [&& Heaven with Strippers and a beer fountain sounds very heavenly to me]. So keep worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster! && More power to youu!
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We do not hesitate to eat our Pasta. For the Flying Spaghetti Monster bids us to enjoy our Pasta and to have a hearty meal. To eat Pasta is to take the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your very soul, and be touched by his Noodly Appendage! Argh!
RAmen!
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The Noodly Lord is good to us this time of yaar. He fills aar bowls with the holy Ramen soup, until they doth overflowith… He is kind to those students of pirateology who dwell in the dark recesses of the unspeakable dorms. He guides us with His Noodly Appendages, keeping us happy and aarrghreeable. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! And keep Him in your hearts on these cold winter days! RAmen.
-the New Year’s Prayer
(Made up by me)
Pirate Kelcie the Short Hair’d
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I was very happy to see the game actually has an ending, and not just “convert more and more”. When I reached that point the Heaven was as it is for me.
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weldone game, should spread it to the gamesites to convert real people to believers!
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I just love the “Arg!” that plays when you convert someone. ^_^
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Fsm Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAmen!
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FSM 4 EVER
RAmen
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omj just found out and imma convert down with christianity!!!!!!!!!!
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Народ в таких случаях говорит – Базар цену скажет
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Sexism is Rife in the Church of FSM!
WHERE are the MALE strippers?
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Thanks to His Noodly Appendage, I can finally feel holy by bathing in noodles. Praise be to FSM
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You seem to have incurred the wrath of the Conservative Right. Congratulations! I’ve been trying to do that for years.
What a lovely belief system :) Your precepts and ideas are largely sound. Do you have any songs? Us Christians and Catholics have loads of songs! We’ve even got a subgenre of Metal!
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Dear Shtanto,
Who is to say we dont have songs? We have loads of them! You just never heard them as you refuse to let the FSM’s noodly appendage touch your heart.
RAmen
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I do say… this is a very interesting belief. I found out about the FSM by a teacher and i just cant get enough! i love it! FSM i love you :P
-The MeatBall Queen
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I had a hearty bowl of pasta tonight. I feel His presence.
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A GREAT GAME
AND THE BEST RELIGION EVER
AT LEATS WITH THIS ONE YOU DONT HAVE TO KISS A PREISTS ASS
TO GO TO HEAVEN
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Quite amusing and decently challenging without being impossible. I just wish there were more levels or the game was longer.
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To the Pasta
And the Ramen
And the Holy Broth
Amen
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Dee male strippers argh available by special request RAmen!
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you guys are a bunch of fucktards have fun burning in hell.
p.s there is know stripper factory there
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lmfao
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for god sake im a pastafarian and ive been 1 long before i played the game. ohh brandon i thought that christians were meant to respect people no matter what they are. this game is not bullshit it is far from it and if u have read the pastafarian holy book then you will no that this religion is not fake. if u have been to the church of spaghetti or even read the website then u would no that it was as real as your christianity (if it even real). but we hae no proof that god is real of the pastafarain is so until we no for sure i would be gratefull if no one would be horrid about anyones religion anyway great game
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Your going to burn in hell for disrespecting His Divinity, the FSM. There is too a stripper factory in Heaven as the FSM would want it no other way.
P.S. Being a High Pastaman can be accomplished through vocations and evangelizations to Pastafarianism.
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My high score is 3150. Is that respectable, or what? What’s the current high score? Then again, who gives a rats rectum, right?
Ramen.
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cool. long live FSM.
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This to 522: If we’re going to burn in hell, after you are condemned for judging and hating, will you join us at the bbq?
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“there is ‘know’ stripper factory there”
Sorry kid, perhaps you shouldn’t call the ones who can get ‘no’ in the correct homonym “fucktards”. As for burning in hell, we get a beer volcano and a stripper factory, as no hell exists in Pastafarianism.
As for you, the FSM is an all forgiving creator and shall not judge you for believing in your own religion.
Replying to a troll :D
RAmen brothers,
KoS
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AlphaHelix… I thought there WAS a hell for us? Where the beer volcano only spews stale beer and the strippers have STDs?
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to 529
yes you are right, but hell does exist, but its NOT nice. Im afraid thats where the hating spagnostic will end up ( message 522, not u).
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I would LOVE to become a Pastafarian! It all makes so much sense! Though i do not know much about his noodlyness, from this game i have learned that a beer volcano is to be expected in heaven as well as a stripper factory. IN MY PERSONAL OPINION unrelated to my current religion i strongly believe that alcohol is one of the most potent worldly DRUGS on this planet (i don’t know about other planets). I shall never die if heaven is truly a place for wasted people… i hate being around drunk people…. i don’t want to be around them for eternity! This religion seems so awesome, if someone could explain the importance or reasons for the beer volcano i would be content. I already understand that Prostitutes come from factories anyway, but why would there be a dingy factory in heaven? There should be a holy industrial planet that is unknown to beings such as us humans where such factories exist and export their products.
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what is this world coming to i never thought that anyone would be stupid enough to worship pasta as a god all pastafarians are fucking idiots while you are all buring in hell a will be sure to have a big plate of spiggetti FYI im eating your god. u bunch of fucking douchbags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“FYI im eating your god”
Ye munching away on His Noodly Appendage?
He REALLY REALLY likes that :)
RAmen
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#533 – Feel the love?
How does a shithead like that get access to a computer?
RAmen
ET
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@ None of your buissness #533
Ooooh…I’m so scared. I also suppose worshiping a zombie does not make you an idiot.
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all of the bible-bashers are going mental lol…
for me, I couldn’t care less. I swear this is going to start world war three the way people are reacting.
This site is hilarious! hooray for pastafarianism!
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hi my names florian, and I’m a gay buddhist!
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This is the most pastHOLY game on earth!
Ramen!
May the Great Appendage Noodle be on you all!
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I wish to be a pastafarian but i wouldike to know what beer the volcano will serve,
ramen
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Any drink you like – “Beer volcano” is just a term, it would sound rather silly if it was “Any drink you like volcano”
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So the volcano gives out vodka, too?
Nice, I always thought it was just beer. I don’t much care for beer, to be honest.
RAmen.
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i dont understand why your mocking religions .
you have the right to criticize , OKey , but mocking holy books appreciated by others is pure wrong .
btw i love the idea lol .
nice game
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Mock? Who’s mocking anything? I’m thankful every day that His Noodly Appendage has touched my life.
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How dare you insult my religion and label it as mockery…
Like zlh I am thankful that i have His Noodly Appendage to guide me.
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This noodley game has touched my heart and is a great honour to His Noodleness FSM.
May he touch us all with his noodly appendadge.
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Hi I just joined and this religion is so humorous unlike some others i know about. It just makes sense!
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I suppose there’s just as much evidence for this religion as there is for Christianity or Islam. Up with FSM!
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I don’t care if it’s Friday or not- PASTA EVERY DAAAAY..
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FSM FTW!
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