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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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No other “religion” has ever had enough humour to create a game for it’s followers or it’s god. Thank you! I will be trying to have the weekly celebrations at friday, as The Gospel asks. By the way I’ve always loved pirates, without knowing the reason. Now I know it was just the divine touch of Truth that is so charming about them. I am completely at your service now, your noodleness! All hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and may he always have the juiciest balls!
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i wish there was a more in depth game with noodle powers and pirates. maybe religious factions contract ninjas to try an stop us!? lolz thtd be awesome! i would sooo design a game like tht!
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great game, even though collecting the dead pirate fish is the only way to get points :)
happy international talk like a pirate day and praised be his noodliness
RAmen
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Ah, the great one gives us a taste of His all-might.
I feel the noodley appendages touch me too. :3
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I love the music, it makes me want to dance ^__^
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I am a believer. His noodley appendage touched me while playing.
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HOLY HEAVENLY Spaghetti Monster, THank you for guiding me through my life and morality, FOr i am too Foolish to find it ON MY OWN
AMEN….
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Groovy game, but I couldnt get any points by licking the people.. I just picked up some skeletal fish (???????!!!!!!!!!!) Cant you zap the black clad ones with some sticky sauce? that would be fun!
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His Noodley Appendage is Al Dente!!! I have been “Touched By An FSM”. But if He is a God, would He be a Monster??? I don’t think so. More like a Flying Spaghetti Being or Entity
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I disagree. Monsters aren’t necessarily bad, like the cookie monster for example. The Spagediety may very well be a monster and yet still be the most awesome god ever.
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for those confused by how the game works, you have to fly fsm up and down on the screen in order to touch people who are closer/further away. try being as high up as possible, it works the best.
RAmen,
Chantal
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Keep up the good work! I just bought two FSM ornaments for my car!
I think FSM can be summed up by this one quote:
“Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.”
Or, better:
“Don’t teach intelligent design in my school and I won’t teach evolution in your church.”
–Steve (Richmond, VA)
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Yuus!! finally a good religion that is actually fun to practice. You gotz a new Pastafarian comin’ your way!!!
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hey its pretty fun!
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Woe to those who call evil good! Please stop this, i beg of you! This joke has spiraled out of control. God surely wont tolerate this forever. So i BEG you, Please take down this site. Even an idiot can tell your doing this out of spite! May the Lord Jesus rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!
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Poor Christian, you’ve got it all wrong.
1. Ok, “Woe to those who call evil good”, I agree with that one, so I guess you haven’t got it ALL wrong. However, since it is a strong statement it can not be applied to only one situation so be careful your interpretation.
2. If it is a joke that God would not ‘tolerate’ I do not think he would have let it go on so long. Omniscient beings transcend time and space (that’s the point of being omniscient after all) so your term “forever” is rather redundant.
3. We do not require you to beg, only to bribe and grovel.
4. Spite? Maybe, but ‘glee’ would have been a better word. I will give you that often the two go hand-in-hand however.
5. “May the Lord Jesus rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!” makes very little sense. Throw in a few of those funny marks (you know, apostrophes and commas), lighten up on the exclamation marks, maybe go back and capitalize your possessives and we can talk again.
On an off topic, have you read the Book of Solomon recently?
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God is waiting until the end of days to punish people like you. He’s giving you a chance to repent, i suggest you take it.
Also, I have read the entire bible, and there isn’t a Book of Soloman. And its terrible for you to say there’s a book of (insert bible character here) just to test if said christian knows every book by heart. May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.
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Because we like this numbers thing…
1. I’m a masochist, I can’t wait for the punishment (poke, prod, sizzle?)
2. Actually, “He” has just let me have a little fun with an over-zealous fan who thinks they can speak for him. One person’s remarks on a site that was built for fun can’t possibly be considered ‘a chance to repent’.
3. I never once mentioned that the Book of Solomon was in the bible, nor was I testing you. If you actually read what I said, it was an off-topic remark. I do not expect any single Christian to know even one book by heart (again, read the question, it does not ask if you have memorized the Book of Solomon). So, to aptly quote, it is ‘terrible’ of you to put words in peoples’ mouths.
You will probably respond to this as well (make sure you actually read it this time) and that’s fine. I don’t plan to grace this conversation again (although I’ll probably come back to read your response just because it would be rude of me not to after provoking one from you) so I’ll leave it at this: This is ’satire’, a joke, something fun (you know, like movies or books before the big burnings?). I came specifically to this very page to play the FSM game (games are fun!) and I came back to show my friend (games with friends are more fun!).
Your plans to ‘help’ convert people (sorry, SAVE them, my bad) are all fine and dandy but you may want to try a different approach. Criticizing, placing assumptions and threatening are not very good ways to show people you believe anything at all in the Bible. Do you seriously think God wants you to behave in this holier-than-thou way?
P.S. I am also a Christian. (ooo, response fodder! Now go, have fun bashing me!) I love you :)
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We think this site has really good potential and it shouldn’t be regarded as irrespectful people can set up there own religion if they want to.
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Our fellow Pastafarian may have used his terminology incorrectly, Christian…but any good-hearted follower who has ‘read the entire Bible’ would understand that he was in reference to the book of Song of Solomon, which is in the Bible, between Ecclesiastes and Isaiah…I’d paste the entire thing here, but I’m sure you can find it, after all, you ‘have read the entire Bible’…
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All I can say, is that as a prior Catholic (which according to most christians, is not a form of christianity. . .) that just looking in history, and how certain groups arrose, gives a good insight into how that group often functions today. Take Catholic for example, rather than force the set religion on the people that it came accross, it simply adopted their practices, called them by different names and went on with life. Protestants, on the other hand, were formed out of the Protestant Reformation, a violent period in European history, where protestants would go into churches, destroy art and other property, say they did it in the the name of G-D and then kill a person if they dissagreed with that statement. . .sound familiar? Only now, modern protestants don’t like to dirty themselves with actual killings, so they losely put a logic that defends their possition and then defend it in such a fashion, that no one cares, or if they do, only turns out to be a yelling, “I’m right, your wrong, because my interpertation of the words is better than yours” or even so far as to say, “…there is no other way to interperet the Bible, G-D has already told us what it means through Jesus. . .” Sorry, I tend to get alittle heated about this sort of Cockamamy fights that always, or rather never get anywere. Party A beleives in Values A, Party B beleives in Values B, and they are both attempting to convince eachother that thier Value is the “right” one. . .
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wow, are you guys kidding me. your psychotic.
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Catholics are Christians. So are methodists,baptists,jahs wittnesses,eastern orthodox etc etc. Catholics didn’t change names, they did teach others the religion. I think that we Christians just need to stop fighting each other over stuff like infant baptism (since when does age matter? 2 or 200 its all the same to God) or icons (its not like your putting food in front of the statues)or confession (if I confess my sins to God in private or the priest at the church God hears it either way). We need to apologize for the past,(witch hunts,inquistion,crusades,”strange”priests etc.) and get back to loving everyone and loving God and teaching by example. Jesus is God,God is Great. This is Christianity and this is Truth. We need to reunite, For God’s sake. Amen.
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I started as an ID follower, but converted to atheism when I used that thing called logic (I was twelve, so if your 40 and you believe in Jesus, otherwise known as “god on a stick” you must be out of your mind.) and realized god wasn’t real.
But, Her noodleness brought me back to the light! and now my life is devoted to the FSM
by the way, every Christian on Earth has to be able to read: http://www.godisimaginary.com
before claiming that atheists are the stupid ones. If you don’t read it, your narrow minded, and refuse to see evidence against you. If you read it, and still believe in god, you are obviously just refusing to accept the evidence.
Also, the people who wrote about Jesus plagiarized from the Egyptians. They invented that story first, with Horus
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm
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does it really matter? it’s His Noodliness that matters
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YES! I love this religion! YAY!
My whole family converted from atheism to FSMism recently, and I LOVE IT! Look, all you Christians who keep going onto this website and telling us we’re crazy cause we believe that the flying spaghetti monster created us need to take a good, long look in the mirror. YOU BELIEVE A GHOST CREATED YOU. Ever heard of the word hypocrite? YOU ARE THAT! Don’t know what that means? LOOK IT UP. I respect what YOU believe, so why can’t YOU respect what I believe! I know this message is horribly rude, and i apologize, but will you people do as I requested earlier and look in the mirror? I’m 12 and I have a higher IQ than you! My friend converted to FSMism recently, and now every time he sees her, he screams his head off! This isn’t a happy exchange for either of them! So look in a mirror, see that I’m right, AND SHUT THE HECK UP! At least we know spaghetti exists!
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He being her father.
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My goodness. What a lovely take on organized religion. I admire your abilities for satire and shaking the foundations just a bit.
Your marketing expertise is also commendable, well done!
All the best to all who read!
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I agree with Bella coz we do know that spaghetti exists & we don’t go on thier phoney-balony sites telling them that God isn’t real! I’m 11 and my big brother told me about this fun-to-do religion! xXx GO FSMers xXx
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Hey. Here’s to all you Christians who keep bashing this fabulous joke (not religion, it’s a joke, people don’t seem to get that), listen to yourself. your religion tells us to weekly participate in cannibalism, eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the son of god. however, logically, the son of god cannot exist…
Christianity tells us that God is male.
Therefore, god has a penis.
Christianity tells us that God is perfect.
This reaffirms that he has a penis.
Christianity tells us that God is unique.
This tells us that God cannot use his penis for either reproduction or sexual release.
Therefore, God cannot have impregnated the ‘Virgin’ Mary.
Here’s something else.
Since God impregnated Mary without consent, without telling her, and without any other type of permission, he is therefore a rapist.
So.
Let’s go over this. You worship a rapist and his illegitimate son, who cannot exist according to your religion, and one of your rituals is eating his flesh and drinking his blood, which seems to actually be a mixture of sugar, fermented grapes, and other ingredients.
That sounds just as fucking impossible as a flying spaghetti monster.
Get over yourselves, stupid people.
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@480 A. Smartass!
LMAO!
This is what telling the truth is all about! I think you should get your complimentary pirate’s hat and stripper for that one! You’ve got a pair of stones for saying that! Welcome to the terrordome, fella!
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@Christian #473,
Welcome back, pa drone’!
It’s far too late to take back the barbs that Christianity has thrown at our fellow members. And I didn’t think that being apologetic has in your vernacular. But nonetheless, TOO FUCKING LATE! You and the rest have tainted the holy waters for eternity; your noodle cannot be parboiled to its essence anymore! You need to make the final act of contrition and (dare I say) BOW DOWN to His Holy Noodlyness! Free your your mind and your pale white ass will follow!
Yes, I’m black!
RAmen!
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i’m gonna go do what the christians here are doing and go on some christian church site that has a comment box. i’ll spam the box saying they are being disrespectful to the flying spaghetti monster and beg them to stop.
then i’m gonna tell them they would do the same thing to me, and they’ll say no. and i’ll lol.
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YES!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR HOLYNESS COME REACH ME AND TOUCH ME WITH YOUR NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!! YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME SO YOU CAN TOUCH ME MIND BODY AND SOUL!!!!!!!
OH YES!!!!!!!!! RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To coolcwer:
Sounds like a good idea mate, post the results, or a link.
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-.- Wow I’m disgusted by people in my own religon. Our doctrine states that anyone who acts to the best of their conscience and tries to live a good life can go to heaven. (well if your catholic anyway) I’ll admit that this religion is slightly…erm…weird. (no offense) But everyone has the right to beleive what they want. Not all Christians are morons people. It’s just that many people are Christians, and there are many people that are idiots, therefore many Christians are idiots. (NOT ALL) It’s as simple as that. And a message to all those posting hate mail here…don’t you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet? With millions of poor and dying out there all you can think to do is insult another religion. Get a life morons! I’ll be praying tonight for all involved so they can live a happy earthly and eternal life. O.O But seriously I’ve never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd.
~A Christian who randomly happened apon this site and was po’d by all the haters
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In Australia we have SLIGHTLY less Nutcase fundamentalist Christian groups. “The Festival of Light”, headed by the the truly repulsive and egomaniacal Fred Nile is a prime example. (Sadly, he is also a member of the Christian Democratic Party and is a member of the upper chamber of NSW parliament)
Google Hillsong at your pleasure. This group is marvellous! They have taken the McDonalds approach to religion, and little Hillsong franchises are sprouting up all over the world. Ruth Pollard (I think) wrote an excellent report on this group ealier this tear in the Sydney Morning Herald. Forget Wine and Bread, at Hillsong, you’re asked “would you like fries with your tax deductable donation?”
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@#486 ~a PO’d Christian
“But seriously I’ve never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd.”
Well maybe just an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bit ;)
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For the FSM so loves the world that he gives himself to us so that whosoever eateth of him shall not perish but have a wonderfull dinner and whosoever believeth in him shall have beer volcanos and strippers fo ever and ever Ramen….Thank you Pirates, for bringing me to the Truth, Love, and Salvation, having been touched by His noodley appendages! AAARGH
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Ok, so that Christian who said we are all crazy, can go FUCK HIMSELF.
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oh and by the way “don’t you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet?” is retarded becuase you are hating on us haters, you faggot bitch.
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best game ever
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Wow! A pasta religion…
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ciaoooo vorrei diventare pastafarian come devo fare????
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@ Jack Frost: There are so many things that can be said about you right now, but this sums it up best: shut the f*ck up, a**hole do*chebag.
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Dude Whos Bashing These Guys???? There Not Like HardCore Satanic or anything. It was just a fun college project.
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My score: 7750, with 23 Pastfarians.
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wow this is how you worship… sweeet!!! youve all most conviced me.
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sweet!!!
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honestly the only thing that brings me back and seems out of place that needs explaining to me is the correlation with pirates
conversely christianity is completely ridiculous when you step back and thing about it as if someone was telling it to you for the first time
i mean christianity is the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force present in humanity because a woman who was a rib from another persons body was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree
honestly flying spaghetti monster is to logical to let all that nonsense go on
be touched by his noodly appendage
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