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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I’ve got a question:
Where do I get this music?
I played this game about ten times know and have become enthusiastic :)
Greetings from Marco, member of germanys FSM church (EvKdFSMid)!
RAmen
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dude marco is there really a fsm church? I seriously wanna go
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I’d give my soul to go to a FSM church.
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That game is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)
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dude, where is this church, and how do i join?? i mean comon, heaven is a volcano of beer and a stripper factory. what else could i want?? let me join your church, and then someone kill me plx.
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I wonder if there is one here in the US? If not I’m darn well going to start one!
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The church is to be the pirate ship, remember? Bobby is working on that.
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Hey, there are aonly female strippers coming out of the factory…or are they transvestites, or transsexuals? What about we who like a hairy chest? On a man, I mean…for whatever reason…
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That’s just a generalization. There will, of course, be male strippers in heaven as well.
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Bobby said (i don’t remember where) that everyone would have his/her stripper factory, so mens will have female strippers, wemen shall have male strippers, and transvestites and transsexuals, well…you get it.
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What’s a “wemen”?
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Hey – never mind the strippers; what about some chocolate for those of us of the female persuasion? Or a chardonnay fountain?
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gill its greater than sliced bread
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Wow, that is addicting
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mmm ur god tastes spagehtiiish
u people really worship spaghetti..
id hate to see u in an italian restaurant
ud be all “stop eating my god”
he he he..
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you guys should be grateful for the strippers and beer, do not ask any more of your supirior, it has given you sexual pleasure and social pleasure as well as entertainment when the drunk people do dumb stuff so i would be happy!!! tyfsm tyfsm
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Somebody!!!! Get a Thesauraus!!!!
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Better yet! Somebody get a clue!!!! LOL
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ok: women, (just because i got it wrong and you start mocking me…sniff)
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is there some way i can get this onto myspace?
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how cool is this game, and this church generally, i cannot wait for heaven!!! by the way do gays get male strippers?
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Why certainly you could get this on myspace.
I’m not sure if this will let me post the code, but if it shows up, this is it:
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scratch that
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lol, do u kno where i can get the code
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Dude, the FSM is my hero…where can i convert?
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I don’t know how to convert in the US but for germany that’s your site:
http://www.venganza.info/mitgliedschaft2.htm
I submitted a month or so ago and hell, these ID Card looks so cool^^
I can wait for death actually but I’m no more afraid of it^^
And btw….
Pastafarians in a italian restraunt aren’t like “stop eating my god.” Christians are eating bread which is supposed to be jesus body so they do cannibalism. We just worship our god by eating spaghetti (did so two times last week. I felt so… great :D).
PS: The music’s making me crazy… working on some presentation…. it’s defenitly going to be weird^^
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I worship (eat spaghetti and various pastas) quite often, so this religeon is wonderful for me. Then again, as a Discordian, this fits riiiight into my “dogma”.
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
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I am a Christian, but I still love this game.
I also think that the entire idea of a “flying spaghetti monster” being a god is HILARIOUS.
RAmen, my brothers
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Praise the almighty FSM!!!!!!!!! Anyone know where I can get the FSM Gospel?
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Of course it’s a great game, anything with pirates/FSM/pirate fish/The Horde from WoW/Chuck Norris is automatically completely awesome.
RAmen!
(PS: You can buy the gospel from Barnes And Nobles. Oddly, many of them accidentally file it in the “Humor” section.)
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Yaaay! I just converted everyone!!!
In the game, at least.
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Very interesting ideaology. I am not sure if it’s a veiled attempt at proposing string theory as the ultimate creator of the universe (this one as well as the others), or just satire in response to pushing ID theory AKA creationism in kansas.
BTW I’m a huge fan of Ramen noodles!! and could possibly be a closet FSMennonite.
FD
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Bah! How do I convert people in this game? Whenever I touch someone with my noodly appendage they simply start running in the opposite direction, and my pastafarian count remains at zero…
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why are the people running from the FSM
he is far yummier than any other god
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this is the best thing ever!
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Ok, about the whole heaven-is-a-beer-volcano-and-stripper-thingy thing, I and many many others will be seriously offended if there isn’t spaghetti too.
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There are only two kind of noodles in our heaven:
The flying spaghetti monster itself, our proud and only god which will lead us to eternal alcoholism and the spaghetti you want to be there. If you don’t wish any further spaghetti beside the FSM theere won’t be any more.
But after all your faith is weak. Why do you deny the holy spaghetti? Do you really think you’ll reach salvation this way?!? Tztz… no way…
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Great! now I can do my warmups before I go on my door-to-door-conversion-streaks..
Touched by his noodly appendage
FSM Church dept Drenthe The Netherlands.
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wow this game was fun, but i still dont get why you guys are doing this?
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I don’t get why you’re not doing this :-)
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ohhhh… those are ’school officials’, i thought they were othrodox jews or catholic priests at first… anyways, they should be able to be converted also, just with some special move or perhaps by being touched thrice!
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student catholic convert! alright i’m going to set up a student Australian branch of FSM in NSW. come to the holy land!!!
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Dude… i would give anything to have a noodly appendage! I have wanted to be a pirate since i was four… now i finally can be! lol this kicks ass
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whats with the stripper factory?
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage
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@ Malia
i have a noodly appendage…
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i raped the spaghetti monster
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i raped the spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How?
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Now we need a downloadable version to play offline :)
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