“Food doesn’t go into your heart, but only passes through the stomach and then goes into the sewer.” (By saying this, his noodliness declared that every kind of pasta is acceptable in FSM’s eyes.)
Mark 7:19
R’amen
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MikeD -
Jan 22nd, 2010
It is never too late to be touched by his noodly appendage!
Then his noodliness said to me, “Son of man, eat this pasta I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.” So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth.
Ezekiel 3:3
R’amen
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Markus -
Jan 27th, 2010
I think religious games are a good idea, why haven’t the other major religions done this?
How about a crucify jesus or paint mohammed game?
Like or Dislike: 248
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Jo -
Feb 6th, 2010
You know what would be really, I mean REALLY funny? Stay near a church and start to throw Spaghetti at the people that are getting inside or outside the church. And say stuff like “You have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!” ahahahah
R’AMEN
P.S.: I’m from Portugal, so I’m sorry if my english is not perfect :)
Like or Dislike: 188
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Keith -
Feb 7th, 2010
Actually, I was thinking that this game could b expanded and sold to Nintendo . At the risk of infringing too many copyrights , when someone is converted they could be caught in little pokeballs and released to fight the unconverted. (I’ve got to lay off the raspberry cordial)
Like or Dislike: 115
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emma -
Mar 16th, 2010
we have been touched by his noodly apendage, and seen the light! we are now pirates and true pastafarians.
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“Food doesn’t go into your heart, but only passes through the stomach and then goes into the sewer.” (By saying this, his noodliness declared that every kind of pasta is acceptable in FSM’s eyes.)
Mark 7:19
R’amen
Like or Dislike:
12
1
It is never too late to be touched by his noodly appendage!
Then his noodliness said to me, “Son of man, eat this pasta I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.” So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth.
Ezekiel 3:3
R’amen
Like or Dislike:
8
3
I think religious games are a good idea, why haven’t the other major religions done this?
How about a crucify jesus or paint mohammed game?
Like or Dislike:
24
8
You know what would be really, I mean REALLY funny? Stay near a church and start to throw Spaghetti at the people that are getting inside or outside the church. And say stuff like “You have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!” ahahahah
R’AMEN
P.S.: I’m from Portugal, so I’m sorry if my english is not perfect :)
Like or Dislike:
18
8
Actually, I was thinking that this game could b expanded and sold to Nintendo . At the risk of infringing too many copyrights , when someone is converted they could be caught in little pokeballs and released to fight the unconverted. (I’ve got to lay off the raspberry cordial)
Like or Dislike:
11
5
we have been touched by his noodly apendage, and seen the light! we are now pirates and true pastafarians.
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1