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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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how do i convert them? i dont get it
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gavin,
Did you know that the FSM can move up and down, not just left and right? Watch for His shadow on the ground. Line up the shadow with the person you are trying to convert, and then click. If His Noodly Appendage appears to reach PAST the person and not do anything, then He is too low on your screen/too close to the camera in the game.
Good luck!
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At first I had the same problem as Gavin. But I found out myself, probably through a helpful touch by the FSM Noodlyness. Nice game!
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love the game but a little confusing at first but got the hang of it!(ALL HAIL!)
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that was amazing. :]
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I love this game, and enjoy the challenge of converting the non-believers while simultaneously attempting to improve my score and skills.
RAmen,
Kidonia
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epic game, im terrible at it though XD
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that was just about the best game I have ever played. it was amazing. I hope I get touched by His Noodly Appendage. maybe I did when I decided to come to this website… :)
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Awesome game. Truly Amazing.
I got 24 converts!
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good game i got good at it after 3 games best game ever!!!!
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truly interesting i should tell my followers a bit more about this. very inspiring
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That’s one Noodley! of a game!
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All hail his noodliness!
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Nick, I can respect your belief that every sperm is sacred, but if you’re going to be condescending and holier-than-thou, at least attempt to omit the superfluous spelling errors.
I find it especially irksome when someone tells me that I’m wrong while they abuse the English with callous disregard for the safety of the children who might come across it, and take for sterling your dubious spelling of words like ‘atheist’ ‘pastafarian’ and ‘lose’.
I’m sure you’re a very intelligent and coherent individual, but if you hope to convince people you must also be eloquent.
That is not to say that a ‘plain’ style cannot be used to great effect (see Boorstin’s dissection of the puritan sermon), although as a Roman Catholic that is probably not appealing to you…
Just run any spellings you aren’t sure of by a dictionary, or at least use Google to verify them.
Anyway, back on topic, the game was good. Short but sweet…
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Nick:
May the FSM save you from horrible grammar, especially while attempting to be convincing. Please, repent for causing inssurmountable pain to my eyes and delicate grammatical compass.
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Forgive my typo, FSM.
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Maddy, I am sure that FSM changed your spelling to test you. Ramen.
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This game is hard! You’d think that the touch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would have some kind of area of effect or something. That might make it easier.
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I was touched by his noodly appendages while cooking. I added oil to the pan and it took the shape of FSM. By the time a got to my camera, though, it disappeared.
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Nick, I too am RC, though I once told a priest I was non practicing and his response was :”OH, so you are a bad person?”. I now state I am a non attending Catholic, however for the purpose of study, I suspect I am leaning towards the FSM Faith as it hold so many promising virtues and fewer alter boys.
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i love the idea i think you guess need a real church where you can have fellow ship this message need to be spread all around the world
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hahahahaha this is hirlaious…
damn, ive lost 2p on a bet…
hahaha
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oops rubbish spelling!
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NICK……. May the FSM save you as you repent to the disrespectful offenses to grammer you have create. BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY I SAY.
and on a more serious note, their are actual hard scientific evidence that can disprove your entire believe…. Because the Egyptians actually INVENTED monotheism, disprooving your whole believe… look it up
all true pastafarians off course know the egiptians couldent have created taht idea without the FSM…. that is maybe too hard for an RC to accept
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OMFSM! This is AMAZING! I love you FSM! My dad was right, this is the greastest religion ever!
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I just lost the game :<
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This is definitely an addictive game! Could we also have some exploding religious bigots and some schools to illuminate? By the way, I love the ARR! when people get converted (at least, I think that’s what I’m hearing, or perhaps it’s because my O/H was playing Spongebob on the telly)
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All hail his noodely appendage!!!!!
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Yeah, delete my last comment you pitiful fucks. Youre fucking embarassed
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Nick-
On behalf of teenage atheists everywhere, we would like to point out that our name is not spelled “athiust.” In fact, it is a little known fact that there atheist is spelled with an “e.” Just thought I would enlighten those who have not devoted their lives to the atheist way.
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Whoops! unnecessary “there.” My humble apologies to Nick (pesto be upon him) for being a hypocrite. May the FSM soon reach out and touch both of us, correcting our poor grammar and editing skills.
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Nick, I have no disrespect towards you or your religious beliefs however you must understand that we have freedom in religion as well, and that it is very frustrating to find someone spamming our religious website with improper grammar and attempting to impose their beliefs upon us. May FSM be with you.
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who is ryan butler? wash your mouth out young man!
great game by the way! thankyou FSM.
pasta be with you
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yeah–who IS Ryan Butler? and what was your last comment, Ryan? was it naughty?
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Indeed a great game. =)
We are blessed brothers and sisters, as it is us and only us that know the truth, the FSM is real, I’ve seen him with my own two eyes!
It happened at college when I was cooking an nice chicken chassuer meal, when suddenly I looked on my shoulder and saw a thin strip of noodle!!!!!!
Brothers and sisters, the FSM is here! He is here to liberate us with his noodly appendage! Finally we can break our human bonds, and march onwards to the holy war, with pride, with glory… with pasta!!!
Brothers and sisters, let us pray…
In the name of Dolmino,
The meatball,
and the holy pasta.
RAmen.
- Pastafarian Brother Damian. (The English pasta loving chef) ;)
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Yarg!
This is by far the greatest game known to all!
May His Noodleyness touch all.
Drink up me hearties. Yo ho!
Layne. :D
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A flying spaghetti monster tells me what to do. He mostly wants me to eat less pesto. I am sorry FSM!
Please let me atone for their sins, [omitted here because of religious tolerance ] by posting!
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All hail his noodley goodness, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster…btw I have alot of people addicted to this game lol
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Darn! I was going to prepare chicken for dinner tonight, but now I want to prepare pasta; lots of pasta; in fact, enough pasta to create both an agnostically perfect meal, AND have enough remaining to create a costume for Halloween!
Think about it – a thousand noodly appendages, with a couple of great big (meat)balls – the crowd would love it! And it would be a great conversation piece, providing plenty of convert potentials.
Long live the FSM!!!
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epic :)
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