Ok…thats Really degrading and all. I’m a guy…but still, how do women expierince your “heaven.” Not everyone just wants to get some. (Not that I’m among them!) I also don’t get how pirates fit in.
Nor do I believe this is a true religion, just a played out joke. Please help me understand your “noodly” ways.
BTW…I’ve actually read more about your religion. You know…some of it makes sense. Amazing what just 5 minuets of reading can do. BUT STILL…please explain the slighty sexist in my opinion “heaven.”
I do belive most of your religion makes sense. Heck, I might go get this “Gospel of the Flying Spaggheti (spelling?) Monster.”
A Changed Someone.
Actually, Someone, as a girl I’m cool with the stripper factory concept. (The major reason for that is, there are male strippers involved. Male strippers=happy me)
ohhhh…wow. Hem…if your Gospel didn’t have so much language in it…I would buy it. I think his noodly appendage has graced me. I think you guys (and gals) are right, Christianity has a creator but we have no obvious proof of him…and hes just a little (sarcastiacally) selfish. He wants me to be perfect…but then lets me sin??? WTF?!
Noodly ways are SOOOO much better.
-Another One Touched By His Noodly Appendage-
(My parents probaly won’t let me get it…I’m only 13 *tear*)
Whilst it is probably right to do what your parents (the masters of the homely ship) say up to a point, do not be downhearted, firstly you’ve found your way here – and we’ll raise a toast to that with some grog, and secondly you’ve got the gospel to look forward to.
plus, there’s just as much silliness here as in the gospel
Shouldn’t that be “Grog Lite” for the 13-year-olds, spider?
Shiver me parrot, matey!
I don’t know how I should tell my family I believe that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all and that heaven has a beer valcanoes and a stripper factory. They are mostly Christians and will probaly be upset that I have been converted to Pastafainism.
Not like I really care what they think. *Laughter*
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