It’s as real as Christianity. That’s the point.
Well, that’s one of the points, anyway.
Sep 21st, 2006 at 5:49 pm
one true followerâ€¦. did u forget one of the 8 i really rather u didntsâ€¦â€¦ ur not supposed to force the views on to othersâ€¦ its the first of the eightâ€¦ so next time please actually read and understand the bookâ€¦â€¦.. thank youâ€¦. and of course
yes i did read it i said i was gunna convert them not force them i will simply show them and tell them about the FSM and let them decide ive done this to a few ppl and convered 6 already
hmmm, i have one question about this heaven…
how do the stripper factories work? I mean, do they take catholic-school girls and give them a quick dance course, do they stamp em out of a mold or are they just latex coated stripperbots?
I’ve had a revelaton regarding the stripper factories Aussie. It came to me in a dream last night (after a heavy supper of angel hair and Swedish). Basically, it breaks down like this. Initially, the noodly one reserved the strippers from the factories for martyrs – that is pirates who perished at sea in storms, or ate too much pasta and sank. However, after a day at the beer volcanoes, one particularly belligerent non-matyr got horny, and organized a protest. This culminated in the “Great stripper fight of 1597″, during which the FSM appeared personally and said “OK. It was pretty dumb to try to keep the stippers for an elite, but lets face it, if you’re going to be in a heaven designed and run by carbohydrate dominated food, then you get what you deserve. But OK, you can all have the strippers”. But of course, there were not enough to go around, and so robots are indeed used now – but really top ones, like the robot chicks in the old movie “Westworld”.
now, if all the religions could solve their problems like that, the world would be a better place.
I’m getting my copy next week. Can’t wait!
As much as I want to become a Pastafarian I can’t bring myself to do it until I know more about it. Lets hope the gospel meets my needs :P
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