Book Discussion

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  1. Nephromancer says:

    Rereading this after many years I note that you have trouble spelling Midget in your picture. Midgit is not the correct spelling and I hope you didn’t get a B- from the school board on your spelling.

    • Keith says:

      A midgit is not the same as a midget. Midgits were created by the FSM. Midgets are the result of various natural ,as opposed to supernatural causes. People do still refer to the FSM’s creations as midgets, purely because it is in common use.

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

      Is this relevent or are you just bored?

  2. Gnocchi Pudding says:

    Dear Nephromancer, What’s more, us just turns the M upside-down when us wanting to spell ‘widgit.’
    ‘ Yarrgghh.

  3. Gnocchi Pudding says:

    Dear Captain Bluebeard. How is the building of your Pirate ship coming along? I’ts truly amazing of you and the missus to be doing such a lovely thing. I salute you.

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

      We have finished ripping out all the old stuff and finally started building new stuff. We have had a few set backs. My wife is epileptic and after many year without a seizure she had one in the supermarket. She’s fine now. She’s a jock too so hard as nails. I think i’m more traumatised than her.

      • Fat Bastard says:

        RCGB, best wishes to your wife. Must have been scary.

      • kekka says:

        I hope you’re both doing okay…

  4. kekka says:

    I actually have a full blown phobia of midgets, so I hope midgits are a different thing…

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Yeah, they can bite your ankles or run up your trouser legs.

    • Keith says:

      Do you have an urge to pick them up and put them in cardboard boxes?

      • kekka says:

        Captain Birdseye, that is truly a terrifying prospect. More frightening than the thought of a borched Mesom attacking me… I can think of many things I’d rather, among them being thrown into a tank full of snakes.

        Keith, it’s more an urge to kick them and run away crying so I can hide in a cupboard. Maybe even just the run away crying to hide… it’s a completely irrational fear. I don’t like garden gnomes either.

        I never said I was the full quid folks ;)

        Have a day full of marinara sauce… R’amen

        Kekka

        • Keith says:

          kekka: I used to be terrified of garden gnomes when I was a child. I even had a frightening episode with a Devon Pixie that my aunt had on a bedside table. You are not alone with your fears.

      • Jeff says:

        Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!

        • Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

          Dear Jeff, I can’t find the pliers. Hold on, ……here, caress ‘im with this monkey wrench.

        • bruceo says:

          I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.

        • Keith says:

          Bozos cram themselves into very small cars, not buses.

  5. Gnocchi Pudding says:

    Dear Captain Greybeard,
    Thanks for your ship update. I send your wife warm regards and wishes – that she may recover really well. Go well, Captain.

  6. RussellZed says:

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  7. Tony Jay says:

    I agree with the content of the letter but I am surprised and saddened to see that the author has entered the sex of Our Beloved FSM as a “he” when all truly devout followers adhere strictly to the belief that the FSM is a Fluxtransgen and thus always represented by the precautionary title: Shim.

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Tony, I can’t find the word “fluxtransgen” via Google. Is this a made-up and invented term? I think I understand its meaning. Referring to “Him” is force of habit among those of us who were brought up to believe in the false Abrahamic deity.

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        Grigorii Yefimovich, Just to side with Tony, for fun, I’d like to suggest that a solution may lie in quantum mechanics. We’ve pretty well worked Tom (…frivolity…) over and settled it that not *everything* is possible. Although interpretations of QM are ongoing, a more careful statement might be still be true: that two undetermined/unmeasured possibilities can simultaneously exist and be “real”: Schrodinger’s cat can be both simultaneously dead and alive, until you open the trunk of his Mercedes and look; although the FSM is – obviously – real, the FSM may be ultimately unknowable in some deeper sense – especially a he/she/it sense, or in any of many other possible senses, and thus exist in a fluxtransgenic state. Like borched mesoms. Arrrgghhh .

        • Fat Bastard says:

          I had to study and use QM for chemistry; the professor insisted that ‘anything is possible’, however, calculating the odds is what made it interesting. It really is only relevant on a sub-atomic level. The professor used the term, ‘fluxtransgenic’, frequently.

  8. Master Wadders says:

    The Disabled Toilet has been flushed. Patroller has been destroyed.

    • Fat Bastard says:

      To be certain, remove its brain.

      • Keith says:

        Brain?

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