you folks need to get a life, and possibly some mental help, now if you ask nicely i can offer you the latter, to some extent, i mean come on, how could food create anything? besides full bellies, upset stomaches etc.
Well – let’s put it this way: You probably know the part of Mathew (27,50 – 54) where at the death of Jesus supposedly “the curtain of the temple rips, the earth shakes, the stones dissolve, the graves open and many dead saints wake up, come out, go to the city [of Jerusalem] and walk between many inhabitants”?
I hereby declare it about as possible to meet a Meatball Monster in Downtown Jerusalem as Saints (at least I would recognize them, whereas with saints that could be tricky…”Hey! – you a saint? I think I saw you on TV the other day. Could I have an autograph? Have to tell granny in Rome that I met you….). Besides, what do you do with the saints after they had their fill walking about? The timely demise of Spaghetti can be arranged. And resurrection via a new grain harvest is no problem at all….
And: Pastafari just don’t turn their Monster into a waver. The form is different, the wine goes into the sauce ;-)
I am the most recent convert to the church of the Great Al Dente One.Long have I studied all religions and have laughed and cried as I saw what humans did with their teachings,but no religion has ever captured my heart until now.But in celebration of my new faith yeasterday I decorated the walls with marinara and laid down an offering of sacred parmesan.
All hail the Noodly Creator.
I am new to this site and I’m not sure where else I could post this so I’ll just do it here…. A shirt that says “My god has bigger balls than yours does” with a picture of FSM would make a good addition to the shirts currently out there to support this cause.
Back in the day, which is to say tomorrow at the earliest or maybe latest (depending on your perspective), but then perspective is what this is all about, isn’t it? Considering there is no time beyond the confines of this existance it is then reasonable to say that time serves us only to keep everything from happening all at once. The fatalism that is thrust upon this dream then is preordained as well. It then remains that the deity of many names and divisions will ultimately call us all back to the eternity from whence we came, on which ever path we can negotiate home. Equilibrium dictates the physics of the soul as well as that of the universe.
So which is it then? Are you coming or going?
‘I decorated the walls with marinara and laid down an offering of sacred parmesan.’
I had to read that twice. Was the marinara that did it. :)
‘Equilibrium dictates the physics of the soul as well as that of the universe.’
OK……hmm? Is this a new research discipline? The Third Element? Last Thursday?
By the way…who is reponsible for dressing the timbers of this galleon? Cracks seem to be appearing and strange things are emanating from them.
@ GueÃ˜, I was half asleep when I thought the same thing MJK thought?
Are you coming or going? Is this yesterday or today? I myself have problems in this area?
Also, how the hell do you make that way cool Ã˜ thingie? ‘Cause I’d like to know? Ã˜
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