Why Is It Cost To Gain Certificate As Minister,and I Thought There Should Be A Call To Serve.
Certificates cost money to print and post. The Church of the FSM is not a money grabbing organisation, unlike some I could think of.
Regarding the Call to Serve: The FSM is not an insecure god who demands that his people enter into a master/slave relationship, nor does he demand that they go out and ram their beliefs down other peoples throats.
The secret is in the sauce.
The answer is in the pasta dough.
All Hail His Noodly Appendage!!!
Too bad he misspelled the word midget.
Me and my family were wondering, where’s the parmesan?what the hell are you taking?
Make us an offer.
I threw a suprise wedding for my wife at our annual golf outing, her sister officiated as our pastafarian minister. GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
That must have been a surprise. Did you celebrate with beer and noodles?
Every wedding I attend, I make sure I have my eye-patch with me, just in case I need to step in in an emergency.
Obviously He is made of neutrinos nearly all of which pass through nearly everything.
The locations where He pauses when not flying appear to us as concentrations of dark matter.
The neutrino’s are mutating! (quote from the movie 2012)
Could there be a hidden massage??????
A neutrino massage?
(of course I meant ‘message’) :p
Jo, I would prefer the hidden neutrino massage.
Yes! It’s so wicked :)
Hopefully, not too wicked, but, it would make a refreshing change from the usual massage from a cat-o-nine-tails, provided on this ship to relax and invigorate the crew. Aaaaaarghhhh…….
Yep, I think I would like a neutrino massage, sounds great
Rev. TR, don’t forget that it’s a hidden massage, which, presumably, takes one by surprise.
Cap’n – that sounds even better!
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