If we translate the Gospel into different languages, it’ll sell better. When I get my hands on a copy, I’ll try yo translate into french, but my french isn’t too good.
“What does â€˜poowningâ€™ mean? Anyone?”
Who art in lagane,
Ravioli be thy name,
Thy cavatoli come,
Thy will be done,
With fiori as in heaven
Give us this day our daily Penne,
And lead us not into Rigatoni,
But deliver us from ziti,
For thine is the spaghetti,
The pesto and the tripoline,
Farfallini and filini,
-‘Give us this day our daily Penne’-Awwwwww :-} me likey
This Is Awsome! I Want A Copy Of The Gosple But My School Won’t Allow Me What Can I Do?
i would have to first congradulate you on creating such a religion, you have made yourselves just like elrond hubberd (the creator of scientology). It is in fact true that all religion is flawed, your religion is flawed because humans created spaghetti, scientology is plain stupid. Christianity (god made the universe in seven days, yet he wanted the humans to look after all life on one mezely little planet in one mezely little solar system. And the fact that he looks like a human, as well as his son.)
It is difficult for a human to worship something that is not human or not created by human (i am yet to see someone worship another form of animal or a plant.) I actually cannot believe that people do follow this, even so much as to ruin someone’s life which i saw a woman named rebecca write. It is not the purpose of religion to destroy lives of those who do not follow, religion is not worshipping a higher power, it is being guided by that ‘higher power’ to make your world and the world around you better and i must say that FSM is not at all making that connection.
Children need to learn about what they must do in life to make the world greater not learn about strippers and beer volcanoes. Strippers puts men or women into just objects i must admit i do like female strippers and would not mind watching them, however it is wrong. Beer is a creation of humans that damages your body, it is one of the leading causes of seperation between families and they believe it is some stupid sort of disease, people should be learning that they have the power, no that they have to believe in some higher power to make them change.
Spaghetti wasn’t created by humans, per se, it was created by him working through humans. It is unfortunate that Pastafarianism has allegedly destroyed somebody’s life, but people have been killing and dying in the name of christianity for centuries.
“It is not the purpose of religion to destroy lives of those who do not follow, religion is not worshipping a higher power, it is being guided by that â€˜higher powerâ€™ to make your world and the world around you better and i must say that FSM is not at all making that connection.”
Did someone, maybe, miss the whole point of the FSM?
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