This utter blasphemy is absolutely… brilliant!
Wow, I have only just found your site & read this incredible letter explaining what I always felt in my heart was true. If only I had had this teaching when I was school…. Thank you so much for explaining the origins of our world so succinctly and introducing me to The Flying Spaghetti Monster so that I can bask in his noodly goodness. I feel so free & light (& strangely hungry). I am now awaiting the arrival of my T-Shirt so I can really feel the touch of his noodly appendage. Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth!
Welcome aboard Karin (Betty)
Creationism at its best.
I always felt closer to him than others..Now I understand why
Finally… something that ACTUALLY makes sense to me! May His noodley goodness be with you all. Ramen.
Alas the world finally knows the truth behind its creation. Hail FSM!
Oh lord, I just love your letter! It makes alot of sense and i just adore the drawing- the addition of a midget made me laugh for hours! Where can i buy the gospel? Can I read it online?
If you want the print version, you can get it here:
Or you can get it on Kindle here:
Welcome aboard and sauce be with you.
Thanks Rev, you beat me to it!
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is available for sale at Amazon.com, or alternatively this link can be followed…
or here, at Barnes and Noble…
All proceeds from anything the site sells go directly back to running the site, so you are supporting the Church in our quest for Evangelistic Beer Consumption, promotion of Chocolate Cake Eating and of course Devotion to His Noodlyness!
The Loose Canon is available online here…
and the facebook page here…
May You Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage!!
pity the number of pirates has grown exponentially recently with all of them based in somalia. reading in the newspapers f the number of ships that have been attacked by these pirates and the number of people taken hostage until ransoms are paid means that the earths temperature is going to drop soon and we will be in for another ice age. woopee. ski to work , ski home. snowboard and skidoo all the time. polar bears will be able to be domesticated for pets (always wanted a cuddly bear) roll on the ice age and lets hope the pirates win.
Say you’re a poor Somali fisherman, and with the absence of an effective government, foreign corporate fishing is decimating your fishing grounds, and even chasing you from them. What do you do? You start fighting back. The truth is never black and white.
Besides which, Somali pirates are not the same sort of pirates as those depicted in FSM lore. FSM pirates are more like the traditional Captain Pugwash types.
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