1,371 Responses to “Book Discussion”

1. Jon Pear (a.k.a. NeuroAster) says:

   July 10, 2011 at 9:08 PM

   This is even better than Xenu and the thetan-story of Scientology :)

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2. Andre says:

   July 11, 2011 at 5:43 PM

   This man is epic troll.

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3. James Murphy says:

   July 13, 2011 at 10:07 PM

   I have only just come across this religion thanks to the press giving attention to the man in Austria wearing a pasta collinder on his head for his driver’s licence … it all makes sense, and I thank you so much for bringing me the light I have been seeking for so long!Now I understand everything about the world without having to think logically about anything!!
   What a gift you have given me … no more thinking about anything … I just need to pay homage to the Pasta Monster (ensuring I continue not to think about the underlying logic of course) so I do not make him angry, and everything will be perfect in my life. The only thing you did not touch on in your letter, is do I get an “After Death Prize” for all my goodness through not thinking logically and not making the Pasta Monster angry? I really want an after death prize you see, as I am so special it is important that I am rewarded more than other people when I am dead. Please help clarify this important part of the deal in your enlightening religion.
   Yours el dante,
   James

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   • TiltedHorizon says:

     July 13, 2011 at 10:30 PM

     Is there something better than strippers and beer? Btw. If someone tells you not to think of a giant pink elephant, chances are, you end up thinking about a giant pink elephant. So yes, please don’t think about religion, ours or anyone else’s, logically. Don’t do it.

     Ramen

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   • midnight rider says:

     July 16, 2011 at 12:50 PM

     You missed the part of the holy scriptures about the beer volcano and stripper factory.

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4. lemonchiffon says:

   July 14, 2011 at 7:41 PM

   Funny and inventive…I’ve had to endure teaching all manner of lies and half-truths to children as a public ed teacher and this is more truthful in many aspects. I do take offense though to your use of the term “midget”. Little persons do not appreciate being labeled as such.

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   • Heinz says:

     July 15, 2011 at 4:26 AM

     But he also made the midgets, i don’t mind….

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5. Heinz says:

   July 15, 2011 at 4:25 AM

   It’s all true……

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6. mart says:

   July 15, 2011 at 5:48 AM

   I love this. It’s absolutely amazing!!! I BELIEVE!!!!

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7. Shirah says:

   July 15, 2011 at 6:41 AM

   LOVE it!
   Best religion EVER! ;)
   THIS I can be a part of! :D
   Cheers!

   FSM; You rule!

   (PS. Laughing my small white ass off at the people meaning this is a ‘joke gone too far’.
   I believe there are alot of very, very serious things to worry about in the word if you’re the worrying kind. This is not one of them.)

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8. Hbrake says:

   July 15, 2011 at 1:33 PM

   I was touched by his Noodly Appendage Yesterday. A co-worker is a follower of FSM and sports her pride and faith with a Car Emblem. I was intrigued as she spread the word of a fellow believer being able to don his homage to our maker via his driver’s license photo.
   I was lost and did not know where I fit in in this world. I have been dressing as a Pirate for Years at Halloween. Well now I know…bring on the Beer and Strippers.
   I have updated my Facebook Info page…I have already started to Preach his Word. Actually I have been doing this for years…even as a child but now I have backing of Religion.
   Ramen Everyone. :)

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