Since we are a serious religion, we should act like one. The success of the Christian Church is not due to the power of God, it’s entirely due to them making a social club of the Church. They have all sorts of Holiday parties, weddings, baptisms, boy/girl scout troops, dances, etc. Singing hymns is just the tip of the ice-berg. they also do business in the Church. Why don’t we get a building and have these activities too? We can have all kinds of parties to cater to young and old.
If we have some entrepreneurs we could start up chain stores to sell Pastafaria and meat balls. I’m sure we could outdo McDonalds or KFC. Not only would we make money, we would be selling our religion!
As for hymns, I’m working on one now, it goes:
Onward Pastafarians, out to have some fun!
With our skull and cross bones, waving in the sun!
The music was written by Sullivan who wrote the music for the Operetta “HMS Pinafore”, a made to order job!
Gilbert and Sullivan are such fun! I love the Pirates of Ben’s Pants.
Dear Nice Fat Person, all Round. This a.m. I really needed a great big belly laugh to start my day. Thank you S O much for “The pirates in Ben’s pants.” Absolutely love it. :) :) :)
St. Gnocchi, credit all goes to Viz comic who gave the Pirates of Ben’s Pants a single episode. One can’t tell whether the pirates are tiny or Ben is a giant. Either way, they steered him like a ship plundering other ‘ships’. Needless to say, one transgressor was ‘keel-hauled’. If you search the Viz website archives you may locate it.
The Sauceror and St. Gnocchi, you seem likely to be amused by an English adult comic called Viz! Have a look at their website or ask at a newsagent.
Has anyone noticed that Nellie the Elephant supports Donald Trump? Go to YouTube, find the song and listen to the lyrics.
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