Book Discussion

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  1. your mom says:

    your mom

  2. Kearstin says:

    this is gold. Is it a sin to eat spaghetti? is there such thing as sin? who is the most influential pirate? (in your opinion)

  3. Jacob says:

    Did the FSM’s brother, the Walking Lasagna Experiment, think he could be as good as the Flying Spaghetti Monster? And then fall away, because he had been over cooked in the oven? Would this have made him become evil and create the place called the Burnt Tupperware Container? The place where you go if you do not believe?

    • SillyKiwiMan says:

      If you don’t believe, our deity is too laid-back to really care. If you breach the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’t”s, you get stale beer and diseased strippers.

  4. Rasputin says:

    What gets me about the Jewish / Christian / Muslim concept of God is that Yahweh / Jehova / Allah is a “jealous God”. He alone is allowed to be worshipped. He claims that if we worship Him throughout our lives and do what He says, we’ll go to heaven and spend eternity worshipping him there as well.
    Who does this God guy think he is? Clearly and definitely He is a narcissist and a control freak. Any human with this level of self-obsession and attention-seeking would be labelled mentally ill and a psychopath.
    All power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This God guy thinks He’s all-powerful. His power has gone to his head. On His instructions, wars have been fought and innocent people have been deliberately murdered and tortured to death. Yet in reality there is absolutely no scientific evidence that God has any power whatsoever. God belongs in a mental institution for the criminally insane.
    Our deity the FSM is superior and provides us with a choice. Either:
    1) Have a good time eating pasta and drinking beer during your lifetime and beyond, or-
    2) Don’t.
    There’s none of this attention-seeking paranoia about, “Worship me and do as I exactly what I say or I’ll kill you and make you spend eternity in a pit of fire” with the FSM.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      This divine jealousy is merely a ploy by the Yahweh priests to dissuade anyone from signing on to the competition. Any TRULY perfect god would have revealed himself AND gotten over himself.

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