Temp graph is a bit off. And there are actually MORE pirates now. Something fishy going on here…
Wonderful letter. Seriously thinking about becoming a FSM priest. So much observable evidence of his existence. His noodly appendages, obviously, created Irish whiskey to prevent the expanding and powerful Irish Catholic church from taking over the world. The FSM trained Irish monks in the technique of distilling perfumes in the Mediterranean countries they were sent to around 1000 A.D. The beloved FSM made sure when they returned to Ireland from their travels that the Irish antipasti’s modified this technique to obtain a drinkable spirit called whiskey circa 1405. HE made this whiskey so high in alcohol content that….well, we know the rest of the story. Yes, indeed, HE (the FSM) engineered Irish whiskey to prevent the Irish Catholic Church from taking over the world.
The absence of this true story from any history books used in schools demonstrates deliberate censorship by the Vatican.
Dear Rasputin (in tiny letters), is it any surprise that a faux (or foe) religion that does not recognize the existence of the one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would do such a thing?
Dear The Sauceror, yeah, watsup with these tiny letters?
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