Comments on: Frequently Asked Questions http://www.venganza.org Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:24:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Rachel http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-606618 Rachel Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:17:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-606618 Can I print of FSM things (like the about section) and hand it out to people? 'cause I wanna help the cause! :D Can I print of FSM things (like the about section) and hand it out to people?
’cause I wanna help the cause!
:D

]]> By: R "ARGGH!!" Jones http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-602666 R "ARGGH!!" Jones Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:09:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-602666 I am about to have a son and want him to be indoctrinated into the church of the FSM before he knows what's going on. Are there rituals besides just pouring lots of marinara on him that I should be aware of? I am about to have a son and want him to be indoctrinated into the church of the FSM before he knows what’s going on. Are there rituals besides just pouring lots of marinara on him that I should be aware of?

]]> By: Drums&Roses http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-602645 Drums&Roses Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:41:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-602645 I Love spaghetti and meatballs, especially with garlic bread. Does that mean I'm having communion every Thursday night at dinner. Sometimes I even have a glass of wine. Damn, maybe I should look for a pirates suit at the Salvation Army. I Love spaghetti and meatballs, especially with garlic bread. Does that mean I’m having communion every Thursday night at dinner. Sometimes I even have a glass of wine. Damn, maybe I should look for a pirates suit at the Salvation Army.

]]> By: chickenfancier http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-588541 chickenfancier Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:33:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-588541 Why can't christians spell properly? Surely this is proof (at least by the standards of the ID movement) that the higher up the dogma scale = the lower down the evolutionary scale. This could explain a great deal ... Why can’t christians spell properly? Surely this is proof (at least by the standards of the ID movement) that the higher up the dogma scale = the lower down the evolutionary scale. This could explain a great deal …

]]> By: jacob BlAcK http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-582274 jacob BlAcK Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:49:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-582274 I don't know how to start this but i'll start with something we all might agree on, ramen is awesome, but that totally doesn't mean we have to worship it! O.k what if God was a flying pasta thing, That diesn't mean i wouldn't believe but seriousley, Pirates? pasta? humans once were pirates and eventually became more civalized. I respect this religion/cult sry if thats offensive, but i think earthquakes/disasters is because the world is becoming more and more evil everyday. God/jesus (im a christian) is becoming upset that his beutiful creation is becoming more and more evil and rebellious because of sin. He hates the sin loves the sinner, and if we repent and believe that jesus saved us by taking the punishment (death taken up by the cross) and saving us from hell then we will spend eternity in complete joy and happiness with absoloutley no sin inm heaven with God. all we have to do is accept a free gift, Jesus dieing for us and rising again , we go to heaven! If you would like to learn more go to www.dare2share.org and loook on the messageboards. If you have questions email me at hawkfamily5@sbcglobal.net pirates and religion can co-exist this religion can co-exist to some degree. But I just wanted to put my religion out there. I don’t know how to start this but i’ll start with something we all might agree on, ramen is awesome, but that totally doesn’t mean we have to worship it! O.k what if God was a flying pasta thing, That diesn’t mean i wouldn’t believe but seriousley, Pirates? pasta? humans once were pirates and eventually became more civalized. I respect this religion/cult sry if thats offensive, but i think earthquakes/disasters is because the world is becoming more and more evil everyday. God/jesus (im a christian) is becoming upset that his beutiful creation is becoming more and more evil and rebellious because of sin. He hates the sin loves the sinner, and if we repent and believe that jesus saved us by taking the punishment (death taken up by the cross) and saving us from hell then we will spend eternity in complete joy and happiness with absoloutley no sin inm heaven with God. all we have to do is accept a free gift, Jesus dieing for us and rising again , we go to heaven! If you would like to learn more go to www.dare2share.org and loook on the messageboards. If you have questions email me at hawkfamily5@sbcglobal.net pirates and religion can co-exist this religion can co-exist to some degree. But I just wanted to put my religion out there.

]]> By: Jason Jarred http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-561540 Jason Jarred Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:49:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-561540 Last night I had a vision. I was submerged in what at first I thought was blood, only to my surprise to discover it was in fact a delicious and meatey tomato sauce. This lake of meat sauce extended as far as the horizon, lumpy goodness extending literally as far as my eyes could see. Though thoroughly enjoying the experience, I felt exhausted, and started searching for land. That's when it happened. It started as a gentle stirring in the meat sauce directly in front of me, and slowly a noodley appendage rose (with mighty reverance) from the depths of the meatey ocean (as you can imagine, bits of chunky goodness dripped from the appendages). Noodle after noodle arose before me, stunning, glistening with oily and tomatoey divine flavour. I reached out with my hand, wanting to touch this wonderful, fresh and glistening Spaghedeity, only to be rewarded with an overwhelming sense of hunger for his divine goodness. I wanted to be one with his saucey flavour, but at this point the dream faded. I awoke in my bed feeling invigorated, alive. My 'soul' was rejuvenated, and I dare say... this experience has awoken in me a religious fervor I never thought possible. Praise be his saucey goodness, May his flavours always remain rich and tomatoey. J Last night I had a vision.
I was submerged in what at first I thought was blood, only to my surprise to discover it was in fact a delicious and meatey tomato sauce. This lake of meat sauce extended as far as the horizon, lumpy goodness extending literally as far as my eyes could see. Though thoroughly enjoying the experience, I felt exhausted, and started searching for land.
That’s when it happened. It started as a gentle stirring in the meat sauce directly in front of me, and slowly a noodley appendage rose (with mighty reverance) from the depths of the meatey ocean (as you can imagine, bits of chunky goodness dripped from the appendages). Noodle after noodle arose before me, stunning, glistening with oily and tomatoey divine flavour. I reached out with my hand, wanting to touch this wonderful, fresh and glistening Spaghedeity, only to be rewarded with an overwhelming sense of hunger for his divine goodness. I wanted to be one with his saucey flavour, but at this point the dream faded.
I awoke in my bed feeling invigorated, alive. My ’soul’ was rejuvenated, and I dare say… this experience has awoken in me a religious fervor I never thought possible.

Praise be his saucey goodness,
May his flavours always remain rich and tomatoey.

J

]]> By: Louise http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-561173 Louise Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:47:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-561173 On top of old smoky, all covered in cheese I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed :( On top of old smoky, all covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed :(

]]> By: Lianne http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-559465 Lianne Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:20:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-559465 RAmen! RAmen!

]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558986 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:51:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558986 Thank you Bobby for this open forum for discussion about dogma, as well as the efforts to prevent its attempts to infiltrate the educational system. Thank you Bobby for this open forum for discussion about dogma, as well as the efforts to prevent its attempts to infiltrate the educational system.

]]> By: Mo http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558560 Mo Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:23:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558560 I beleve that i should have read that last comment just a bit more through. it is Perfect not ferfect. I beleve that i should have read that last comment just a bit more through. it is Perfect not ferfect.

]]> By: Mo http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558558 Mo Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:21:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-558558 Being someone who tries to learn as much as possible from all religions and likes to see their views on life; Pastafarianism seems to make perfect sence. I do not see any reson why someone's god cannot be a giant monster made of pasta goodness, or an octapus. The thoughts behind this religion are quite interesting and the religion is passive and intelligent. Also, who doesn't love pirates? Or Pasta? Its a ferfect combination of humor ,religion and science. With the pirate theme thrown in nothing seems to be at fault with Pastafarianism. Harmony seems to be a good word to descibe it. The only problem i have found so far is that i now have a strange craving for ramen noodles. It must be his noodlyness telling me something. Being someone who tries to learn as much as possible from all religions and likes to see their views on life; Pastafarianism seems to make perfect sence. I do not see any reson why someone’s god cannot be a giant monster made of pasta goodness, or an octapus. The thoughts behind this religion are quite interesting and the religion is passive and intelligent. Also, who doesn’t love pirates? Or Pasta? Its a ferfect combination of humor ,religion and science. With the pirate theme thrown in nothing seems to be at fault with Pastafarianism. Harmony seems to be a good word to descibe it. The only problem i have found so far is that i now have a strange craving for ramen noodles. It must be his noodlyness telling me something.

]]> By: Vince L. http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-557039 Vince L. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:20:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-557039 Greeting true believers. I know our Lord the FSM does not often show his himself yet if you look to nature you see his image. I recently visited an aquarium were a sea hare (slug like creature) had laid a mass of eggs in the image of our Savior. Snakes to honor him every winter in the north by gathering in to large slithering masses which praise his greatness. His Noodley Tendrils embrace us all. Greeting true believers. I know our Lord the FSM does not often show his himself yet if you look to nature you see his image. I recently visited an aquarium were a sea hare (slug like creature) had laid a mass of eggs in the image of our Savior. Snakes to honor him every winter in the north by gathering in to large slithering masses which praise his greatness. His Noodley Tendrils embrace us all.

]]> By: Ande http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548902 Ande Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:00:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548902 @matthew s. the lovely thing about freedom of religion is that you are free to believe whatever you want, regardless of if it's a joke or not @matthew s.
the lovely thing about freedom of religion is that you are free to believe whatever you want, regardless of if it’s a joke or not

]]> By: Not really a theist http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548806 Not really a theist Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:31:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548806 Well, it depends on what you choose to believe, but in my opinion the Church of the FSM is an anti-religion-religion. It shows that you can make up anything about who god is, what he did, how he looks, and nobody can say anything about it, because no matter what they say, they can never be sure whether it was Allah, God or The Monster that created the earth. Well, it depends on what you choose to believe, but in my opinion the Church of the FSM is an anti-religion-religion. It shows that you can make up anything about who god is, what he did, how he looks, and nobody can say anything about it, because no matter what they say, they can never be sure whether it was Allah, God or The Monster that created the earth.

]]> By: matthew s. http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548035 matthew s. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:33:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-548035 Is this really an actual religion? I'm totally confused whether this is "for real" or just a joke...I'm ready to believe... Is this really an actual religion? I’m totally confused whether this is “for real” or just a joke…I’m ready to believe…

]]> By: Manda http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-542825 Manda Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:28:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-542825 The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to me in a dream last night. He told me that if I believed in his omnipotence and repented, that I could die soon and spend eternity swimming in his noodley goodness. I thank his supreme holiness for allowing me this wonderful opportunity. How does one become a martyr for the pastafarian cause? The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to me in a dream last night. He told me that if I believed in his omnipotence and repented, that I could die soon and spend eternity swimming in his noodley goodness. I thank his supreme holiness for allowing me this wonderful opportunity. How does one become a martyr for the pastafarian cause?

]]> By: Starla- a sweet transvestite http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-539329 Starla- a sweet transvestite Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:18:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-539329 i cant believe i was so ignornant before i found our great lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmen to the cause! i cant believe i was so ignornant before i found our great lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmen to the cause!

]]> By: Rusty http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-531883 Rusty Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:08:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-531883 Hey! Take a closer look at your website's map of "Recent Visitors", then have a squizz at map of nuclear power stations on the "International Nuclear Safety Center" website: http://www.insc.anl.gov/pwrmaps/map/world_map.php Seems to me there is a high correspondence between the two! This FSM religion starts to smell like that, perhaps 'prescient', SF movie in which the aliens blinded us earthlings to their goings-on while they where busy subverting our technology in preparation for the coming full invasion! Al Gore be damned! THIS is where all that nasty CO2 is coming from!!! How can all you acolytes really be so sure your motivation is the "salvation of (wo)mankind" through satire? It won't be so funny when the motherships start descending through the stratosphere!!! Love it! :-) Breadsticks for all! Hey! Take a closer look at your website’s map of “Recent Visitors”, then have a squizz at map of nuclear power stations on the “International Nuclear Safety Center” website:
http://www.insc.anl.gov/pwrmaps/map/world_map.php
Seems to me there is a high correspondence between the two!

This FSM religion starts to smell like that, perhaps ‘prescient’, SF movie in which the aliens blinded us earthlings to their goings-on while they where busy subverting our technology in preparation for the coming full invasion! Al Gore be damned! THIS is where all that nasty CO2 is coming from!!!

How can all you acolytes really be so sure your motivation is the “salvation of (wo)mankind” through satire? It won’t be so funny when the motherships start descending through the stratosphere!!!

Love it! :-)
Breadsticks for all!

]]> By: Jeff Carbone http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-530196 Jeff Carbone Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:21:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-530196 listen, I'm a pirate...i just finished practicing w/ my cutlass for the day, and I would really like to tour the world in your pirate ship, and get some first hand sea experience...so yeah let me know when you have your ship and what not, and if you could pick me up somewhere on the jeresy shore, that would be great listen, I’m a pirate…i just finished practicing w/ my cutlass for the day, and I would really like to tour the world in your pirate ship, and get some first hand sea experience…so yeah let me know when you have your ship and what not, and if you could pick me up somewhere on the jeresy shore, that would be great

]]> By: Bryan Starrett http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-527458 Bryan Starrett Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:13:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/about/frequently-asked-questions/#comment-527458 You live in AZ? I live in AZ. Maybe we're neighbors... You live in AZ? I live in AZ. Maybe we’re neighbors…

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