Comments on: Academic Endorsements – page 3 http://www.venganza.org Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Xимeнa http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-887328 Xимeнa Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:09:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-887328 Провокационный пост. Поэтому такие и комментсы :) Провокационный пост. Поэтому такие и комментсы :)

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]]> By: DavidH http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-867848 DavidH Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:05:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-867848 I've read 'The Little Book Of Farting' over 300 times. What does that make me? I’ve read ‘The Little Book Of Farting’ over 300 times. What does that make me?

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]]> By: Andrew R. Salmonbird http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-867647 Andrew R. Salmonbird Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:55:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-867647 You're all going to perish in spicy noodle-fire for your parodic blasphemy. The great starchy one is not so kind as the continued existence of the followers of the devil Atkins would have you believe. The Noodly one allows the enemies of carbohydrance to persist because of the joy he will take in seeing them Wok fried when the time comes. Nothing makes sense except in light of pasta. People who don't take this seriously are skating on very thin sauce. You’re all going to perish in spicy noodle-fire for your parodic blasphemy. The great starchy one is not so kind as the continued existence of the followers of the devil Atkins would have you believe. The Noodly one allows the enemies of carbohydrance to persist because of the joy he will take in seeing them Wok fried when the time comes. Nothing makes sense except in light of pasta. People who don’t take this seriously are skating on very thin sauce.

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]]> By: Darren Salazar http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-766446 Darren Salazar Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:30:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-766446 Great song. Taylor Swift is one of the best songwriters nowadays. Great song. Taylor Swift is one of the best songwriters nowadays.

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]]> By: Lesabre500 http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-758445 Lesabre500 Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:44:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-758445 I can't stand the blasphemy here! The FSM is real and so are his followers. I went to a regular church for years and never understood all the killings and stonings and virgins having babies. That sounds like a crock to me. At least our Noodley Greatness makes His word and gospel easy for all to understand. It doesn't take years of beating something into your head to understand the FSM and Pastafarianism either. Bow down and behold the glory of the Noodley One. For it is written in the bowls of succulent sauces, the way of the Noodle is the light and only divine way. Cursed be those who reject the way of the Noodley One. I can’t stand the blasphemy here! The FSM is real and so are his followers. I went to a regular church for years and never understood all the killings and stonings and virgins having babies. That sounds like a crock to me. At least our Noodley Greatness makes His word and gospel easy for all to understand. It doesn’t take years of beating something into your head to understand the FSM and Pastafarianism either. Bow down and behold the glory of the Noodley One. For it is written in the bowls of succulent sauces, the way of the Noodle is the light and only divine way. Cursed be those who reject the way of the Noodley One.

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]]> By: ddd http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-752485 ddd Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:17:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-752485 Christian intelectual - Mr jesus couldn't even save himself, hows he supposed to save me? It is not jesus you feel in your body, it is His Noodlyness. See the FSM theory of gravity - you know it makes sense! You read the bible twice - from your grasp of the english language that doesnt suprise me. Some big words in there hey.. By the way, the only reel religion I practice is fishing, as His Noodlyness intended. Yarr! Christian intelectual – Mr jesus couldn’t even save himself, hows he supposed to save me?

It is not jesus you feel in your body, it is His Noodlyness. See the FSM theory of gravity – you know it makes sense!

You read the bible twice – from your grasp of the english language that doesnt suprise me. Some big words in there hey..

By the way, the only reel religion I practice is fishing, as His Noodlyness intended. Yarr!

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-752350 plumberbob Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:04:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-752350 @ - Zapora #24, Come on, child, of course we all have noodles for brains, you too. Tell us which fictitious deity is more real than the FSM. @ - jadrien #26, 27, Please show us your proof of the existence of hell. @ - Christian intellectual , #32, What you feel is the beginning of the state of transcendence that goes along with meditation. I feel it daily with my meditation. It's strictly physiological. Everybody should do it for twenty minutes each day. Please explain the last three chapters of Judges to me; I need to find out what the lessons there are. RAmen @ – Zapora #24,
Come on, child, of course we all have noodles for brains, you too. Tell us which fictitious deity is more real than the FSM.
@ – jadrien #26, 27,
Please show us your proof of the existence of hell.
@ – Christian intellectual , #32,
What you feel is the beginning of the state of transcendence that goes along with meditation. I feel it daily with my meditation. It’s strictly physiological. Everybody should do it for twenty minutes each day.

Please explain the last three chapters of Judges to me; I need to find out what the lessons there are.

RAmen

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]]> By: Finn McR http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-751860 Finn McR Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:24:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-751860 Jamie (post 35): Yes, but a funny fake because of the verisimilitude. Hmm, I wonder if His Noodliness is testing us?? Jamie (post 35):

Yes, but a funny fake because of the verisimilitude. Hmm, I wonder if His Noodliness is testing us??

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]]> By: Penne Pete http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-751686 Penne Pete Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:34:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-751686 The internet needs to invent a standardized punctuation to denote sarcasm. It would save us all so much time and effort better spent looking up obscure Wikipedia facts. The internet needs to invent a standardized punctuation to denote sarcasm. It would save us all so much time and effort better spent looking up obscure Wikipedia facts.

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]]> By: Ursidule http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-751069 Ursidule Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:30:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-751069 Yup, Jamie #35, as ParmaDice states, looks like blatant trolling. Still, feeding the trolls entertains on a slow evening. Also with luck it sucks in the unwary fundy and provides hours of useful fundy-confounding practice. May the Sauce be with us all. RAmen Yup, Jamie #35, as ParmaDice states, looks like blatant trolling. Still, feeding the trolls entertains on a slow evening. Also with luck it sucks in the unwary fundy and provides hours of useful fundy-confounding practice.

May the Sauce be with us all.

RAmen

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]]> By: Jamie http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-750661 Jamie Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:34:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-750661 post #32 sounds fake. post #32 sounds fake.

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]]> By: ParmaDice http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-747623 ParmaDice Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:01:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-747623 To pick apart the troll in #32: "This is’nt a reel religion people!" Tell me why I shouldn't say that to you as well. "Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven!" Uh, no; sorry to say you're wrong, but it's necessary. The FSM is no more false than your formless deity or his supposed son, and paradise is usually just right around the corner; no directions required. "I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere!" Are you sure that's not just the feeling that you're about to pee your pants after the car ride to church or the intoxication after too much church wine? And yes, he's everywhere because your advertising campaigns use his image without a waiver of release. "Please a bandon you’re false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion." And I suppose your reasoning for this is you've got too much to deal with since Islam, Judaism, Bhuddism, Wicca, Taoism, and several others want a fair piece of your religious monopoly, and Pastafarianism is just the straw that breaks your camel's back... "By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual!" I wouldn't take you seriously even if you learned how to type a coherent sentence trying to make yourself sound righteous. Reading the Bible twice (although a somewhat commendable feat for someone of your stature) doesn't make you a serious christian intellectual unless you learned the fine art of reasoning. Now to go find all the other trolls and sprinkle them with aged parmesan cheese. rAmen. To pick apart the troll in #32:

“This is’nt a reel religion people!”
Tell me why I shouldn’t say that to you as well.

“Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven!”
Uh, no; sorry to say you’re wrong, but it’s necessary. The FSM is no more false than your formless deity or his supposed son, and paradise is usually just right around the corner; no directions required.

“I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere!”
Are you sure that’s not just the feeling that you’re about to pee your pants after the car ride to church or the intoxication after too much church wine? And yes, he’s everywhere because your advertising campaigns use his image without a waiver of release.

“Please a bandon you’re false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion.”
And I suppose your reasoning for this is you’ve got too much to deal with since Islam, Judaism, Bhuddism, Wicca, Taoism, and several others want a fair piece of your religious monopoly, and Pastafarianism is just the straw that breaks your camel’s back…

“By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual!”
I wouldn’t take you seriously even if you learned how to type a coherent sentence trying to make yourself sound righteous. Reading the Bible twice (although a somewhat commendable feat for someone of your stature) doesn’t make you a serious christian intellectual unless you learned the fine art of reasoning.

Now to go find all the other trolls and sprinkle them with aged parmesan cheese. rAmen.

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]]> By: Fable http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-745505 Fable Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:58:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-745505 I read the FSM book 5 times that makes me more smartness I read the FSM book 5 times that makes me more smartness

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]]> By: Christian intellectual http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-744345 Christian intellectual Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:11:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-744345 This is'nt a reel religion people! Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven! I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere! Please a bandon you're false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion. By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual! This is’nt a reel religion people! Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven! I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere! Please a bandon you’re false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion.

By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual!

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-687544 Wench Nikkiee Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:28:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-687544 #25 FENWICK "@WENCH NIKKIEE (#19 and 20) Boy, did I take you in (my post #18)." Fenwick...I have just two things to say to you... ;O :p #25 FENWICK
“@WENCH NIKKIEE (#19 and 20)
Boy, did I take you in (my post #18).”

Fenwick…I have just two things to say to you…
;O

:p

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]]> By: littleanimal http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-687389 littleanimal Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:21:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-687389 "26 - November 5th, 2008 at - jadrien Says: you are absolut idiots.[snip]" Are you are vodka drinker? Or just another illiterate crusader? Your heaven is false, ours is real and better than yours. Go strum your harp loser. RAmen. “26 – November 5th, 2008 at – jadrien Says:

you are absolut idiots.[snip]”

Are you are vodka drinker? Or just another illiterate crusader?

Your heaven is false, ours is real and better than yours. Go strum your harp loser.

RAmen.

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]]> By: littleanimal http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-687386 littleanimal Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:18:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-687386 #24 Likewise evidence is not a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken shaped like the baby Jesus, or statues that cry blood. Who's got noodles for brains? Unless you're a fake poster, satire is way over your head. All Hail His Noodly Mouthwatering Lordship The FSM #24 Likewise evidence is not a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken shaped like the baby Jesus, or statues that cry blood. Who’s got noodles for brains? Unless you’re a fake poster, satire is way over your head.

All Hail His Noodly Mouthwatering Lordship The FSM

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]]> By: Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-670951 Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:27:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-670951 @ FENWICK Could have worked, but I've already seen your "convertion" post on the first endorsement page. I have to admit you did great up to that Wright stuff :) RAmen @Jadrien Get lost, kiddo! @ FENWICK

Could have worked, but I’ve already seen your “convertion” post on the first endorsement page.

I have to admit you did great up to that Wright stuff :)

RAmen

@Jadrien

Get lost, kiddo!

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]]> By: jadrien http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-669356 jadrien Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:10:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-669356 oh yeah......... you're heaven is false and you are going to burn in my hell oh yeah……… you’re heaven is false and you are going to burn in my hell

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]]> By: jadrien http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements3/#comment-669354 jadrien Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:08:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements3/#comment-669354 you are absolut idiots. you are all going to hell. especially ryan craft you are absolut idiots. you are all going to hell. especially ryan craft

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