“I have now read and reread the information on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (FSM) and I have to admit that it is frankly on par with (and in many ways superior to) the alternative proposed by the Kansas School Board. Having been employed by a school district in the state of Utah in the past, I can speak from experience when it comes to the mixture of education and religion. If Intelligent Design (ID) is accepted by the Board we will fight to have FSM accepted as well, and, once this has been accomplished, I am certainly willing to assist in the training of the Kansas school psychologists in the philosophy of FSM, if the ministers and pirates of the Church find me worthy.
As closing note, as a clinical psychologist and newly devoted disciple of FSM, I am going to write and suggest to the APA (American Pasta Association) that we replace the current diagnostic and statistical manual, the DSM-IV, with the FSM-IV. That way if our clients don’t like our diagnoses, they can eat them.”
–Lynne Anne Daurelle, Ph.D.
“As a historic buildings surveyor I help conserve a number of places of worship during the course of my work. I would draw you and your readers’ attention to the sometimes shabby condition of the buildings that Pastafarians frequent to imbibe His wheat-based message. I implore all true believers to instigage a regular Sunday morning pilgrimage to their local all-you-can-worship ristorante or pizzaria. Remember to tip well to ensure these sacred sites are preserved for future generations.”
–Matt Green, PhD.
“As a former research scientist using carbon dating, I was taken with your explanation of the FSM controlling the mechanics of carbon dating. It now seems obvious to me that the FSM must control the apparent half lives of all other radio isotopes, and similarly manipulates experimental results to produce the ages He wishes us to see. What gives me tremendous respect for the FSM is that He clearly does this with a master plan in mind, such that ‘dates’ from entirely different isotope systems are all in miraculous agreement with one another. Especially amazing is that samples from geographically different locations, deemed to be from the same geological age on the basis of common fossils produce the same dates. This clever manipulation gives the impression of the evolution of progressively more advanced life forms through time, when the obvious truth is that the smarter creatures ran higher up in the mountains to escape the great [spaghetti sauce?] flood. Clearly the FSM is omnipresent and omnipotent, and carefully rearranges results not to merely befuddle scientists, but to create a carefully sculpted and internally consistent picture of the age and history of the earth such as He wants us to see it. This is truly the hallmark of THE supreme being. Making a watch is nothing in comparison to actually manipulating isotopic ratios. Truly we are blessed to be the product of His Noodly Appendage!”
– Brandon Beierle, Ph.D.
“As both a minister and a scientist, I agree with you that there is no place in the science curriculum for ID or related pseudo-scientific theories of how humans came to be. Evolution is the scientific explanation for life on earth. If schools are going to include “alternative theories” in the curriculum that are not based upon the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment, then FSMism is as good ID, so I support efforts 100%.”
–Rev. E. Wayne Ross, Ph.D.
“I am writing to support the inclusion of FSM in the Kansas school curriculum. Your writings on the teachings of the FSM as creator of the universe are as credible and valid as the views promoted by the followers of ID theory. As a sociologist, I believe that research must also be conducted on the rising popularity of low-carbohydrate diets. I suspect there is a strong correlation between this trend and the persecution of those who support the teachings of FSM. I hope the Kansas School Board will promote inclusion and tolerance by teaching FSM theories.”
–Stephannie C. Roy, Ph.D.
“As a geneticist trained in evolutionary biology, I am deeply familiar with most of the substantial scientific uncertainties inherent in evolutionary understanding. These uncertainties, of course, relate
to precise mechanisms, timings, rates and sequences of events, not in the underlying facts of historical and ongoing evolution.
As a scientist, I am also passingly familiar with the uncertainties concerning global warming which also relate to the precise mechanisms, timings, rates and sequences of events, not in the underlying facts of historical and ongoing global warming.
However, until I read your enlightening website, it never occurred to me that these two phenomena might share deeper more profound similarities.
The logical theory you present is highly thought provoking and worthy of great interest. As I believe this is approximately the standard currently being advocated by the Kansas School Board
to warrant teaching in the public schools, I certainly hope these stimulating ideas are taught along side all other theories meeting that standard.”
– David J. Cutler, Ph. D.
“Both the existence and power of His Noodleness have long been recognized — if sometimes unconsciously — by many diverse sources. Fortunately, the lucid tools of postmodern analysis can make that evidence visible and irrefutable. Here are just a few examples. (1) Sir Walter Scott’s famous line “Oh what a tangled web we weave” contains an unmistakable reference to spaghetti — the substance of our Lordship. (2) Close observers of human behavior will note that Italians have long de facto recognized pastafarianism as a serious competitor to Catholicism, practicing the former more frequently and with even greater gusto. (3) The song “Yankee Doodle” celebrates His Noodleness, even capturing His amazing ability to create Himself out of a decorated headpiece through a mere change of nomenclature. (4) The very name of the famous Chicago-based Pizzeria Uno embeds a belief in the Oneness of Him. (5) When computer scientists speak of “spaghetti code”, their reference to something incomprehensible by humans serves to heighten the gulf between our finite minds and His omniscience, as does (6) the often-heard remonstration “Use your noodle”. (7) The common phrase “It went over like a wet noodle” clearly refers to His continual surveyance of all from Above.
With such honorable and compelling credentials, pastafarianism cannot be dismissed out of hand. It is certainly on an equal evidential footing with ID and deserves incorporation into any school curriculum that insists upon teaching ID. Besides, the FSM has the advantage of being much more palatable. “Opt for farfalle, not far-fetched. With Him all things are pastable.” “
–Charles E. M. Dunlop, Ph.D.
“When I saw your story on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I immediately did what any thinking person would do when coming across something published on a website, that is, took it seriously as a valid scientific theory. But any theory, even one so seemingly self-evident as the FSM theory, requires testing, and I realized the data necessary to validate the theory is right on your page. I’m speaking of course of the relationship between pirates and global warming. It seems obvious from your graph that pirates have been actively preventing global warming, and as the number of pirates diminishes, they are less able to influence climate change. But why would pirates be concerned about global warming? Think of every pirate story you’ve ever read, what do they all have in common? (Well, besides the eye-patches, and the parrots, and the Arrrrgghhs, etc.) Buried treasure. And where is the treasure always buried? On the shore of some uninhabited island. No doubt you can see where this is going – if the climate warms, the sea levels rise, and the pirates can no longer find their treasure which is now underwater. Even their treasure maps would no longer be useful. Does evolutionary theory or Intelligent Design explain this relationship? I think not. So we have a possible, reasonable-sounding explanation for some part of the unconfirmed data you’ve selectively included in your theory. Our experience with Intelligent Design shows us is all that is needed to elevate anything from a simple hypothetical musing to a legitimate theory which deserves to be taught in the classroom. I hope this helps in your quest to spread the gospel, err, I mean, fundamental scientific law, of FSM to all thinking Kansans and other Americans.“
–Dave Williams
“In His infinite wisdom, the Flying Spaghetti Monster understands that, to a scientist, gravity is a theory. While members of the Intelligent Design Institute, the Flat Earth Society, and the Center for the Study of Intelligent Falling have a right to their views, they ought not to expect that their views be taught as science in a public school. The Great Noodly One knows that although faith may provide a moral lens through which to examine the results of scientific inquiry, human beings (and pasta-based deities) would be mistaken to see science as a threat to religion.
Finally, I would add that if Kansas schools (or any other public schools) are going to teach Intelligent Design as science, then they should clearly include the teachings of the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And, though there will be Pastafarians who disagree with me, I think that these schools should also include the theories of the Reformed Church of Alfredo and of the Cult of Oregano. That said, some ideas are too silly for even the Kansas public schools. For this reason, I would argue that we keep the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn out of the science curriculum. I mean, come on, now — that’s ridiculous!“
– Philip Nel, Ph.D. , Associate Professor of English, Kansas State University
“I am a practicing scientist, trained in drawing conclusions from data. I am happy to attest that the evidence in favor of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is as compelling as the evidence in favor of any other faith. For this reason, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism should certainly be given equal time in the science classes of any society that wishes to place faith-based teachings on an equal basis with teachings based on scientific evidence. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism may well provide the solid basis on which the good children of Kansas can build a just, rational, and virtuous life.“
–Chris Westbury, Ph.D
“In the realm of creation myths, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism provides an incredibly comprehensive explanation for the Universe and life within it. If such myths are to be cast in the guise of theories and taught in science class, it is indeed only fair to teach Flying Spaghetti Monsterism along side other “theories” such as Intelligent Design. If and when this happens, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is quite likely to become the Creation Education Sensation that sweeps the Nation.
Children everywhere will realize the elegant explanatory power of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. They will undoubtedly see Intelligent Design and other creation myths as the frauds that they are. This is simply an unavoidable outcome of the logical link between pirates and mathematics which is as follows:
Mathematics is the language of the Universe, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster looks favorably upon pirates. Now, every school kid knows, and many adults have forgotten, that a pirate’s favorite subject to study in school is nothing other than…AAAARRRRR-ithmetic!
Coincidence? I think not.“
–Gregory Sword, Ph.D
“It occurred to me, while enjoying a carb-tastic bowl of Southeast Asian noodles [note that most of the world's remaining pirates are from this region], that the real-world academic support for Intelligent Design (non-Christian-think-tank) is very slim — really just two guys. Just looking through your site, it is clear that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has significantly greater support among the academic community, leaving any school board with little reason to preference the teaching of ID in schools. Certainly, it seems clear that Pastafarianism has at very least the same amount of supporting evidence as Intelligent Design, (as does, unfortunately, my wife’s heretical belief in an all-knowing Pizza Squid which, though it can not be dismissed on the basis of available evidence, is clearly wrong.)
Yet it was also revealed to me, by the noodly touch of our divine-alicious creator, that His whimsical deception runs deeper than just faking the fossil record or manipulating the half-life of carbon to screw with paleontologists. No, in addition to falsifying all observable evidence itself, I believe he created the very concepts of reason and logic as an hilarious joke at the expense of those who deny His almighty meatyness. The very tools with which we crudely attempt to discern fact from fiction in the world around us — the Scientific Method itself — are clever tricks meant to trick the unfaithful into lives of frustration and bewilderment. It is only when one denounces logic and reason themselves that the saucy veil is lifted, and the noodly Truth is made plain.“
–G.S. Barkin, Ph.D, Asst. Professor of Anthropology
“FSM is as good a set of beliefs as any religion. It belongs with ID, creationism, and all other religious beliefs in a comparative religion class. These theories to not try to answer scientific questions. Science asks: what is happening and how is it happening. Science is a process by which we observe and try to understand how things work; theories in science are based on evidence and empirical data. Science does not try to answer anything about who or what made the universe the way it is. Religion, on the other hand, is all about who created the universe and why the universe is the way it is.
FSM is a perfectly valid set of religious tenets and we should respect the beliefs of all Pastafarians and we should respect the religion beliefs of all people. However, the study of religion does not belong in science class.“
–Alison Bernstein
“The first bottle of Lambrusco I chugged in High School some 30 years ago washed my full immersion baptism into the Baptist faith away. The second bottle I chugged that night resulted in a pasta “vision” that, sadly, I was too blind and covered in noodles to understand. Now, after a long career as a Biologist and educator, I see the light. If you form a curriculum committee, keep me in mind.“
–Jeff Young, Ph.D.
“I’m writing to add my support to your effort to get FSM acceptance in the Kansas science curriculum equal to that given to another religious belief, intelligent design. As a molecular biologist who was raised and attended public school in Kansas, I think I have a fairly good understanding of both evolutionary theory and creationist conjecture.
While I am still learning about FSM and am by no means an expert, my current assessment is that FSM is equally, if not more, scientifically valid as any presentation of ID I have seen to date. To allow Kansas science teachers to present one but not the other to their students is bald-faced religious discrimination, and should not be tolerated.
Of course, the whole situation makes me very sad for the students going through the state’s school system now; I fear that people like me, who got a good science education in a “Blue” state and went on to a career in science, will only become more rare, and the environment in such places will spin
into complete scientific illiteracy. I’m happy to support your quest to make as much of a difference in this as you can. Thanks again,“
– Craig Behnke, Ph.D.
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“Certainly, it seems clear that Pastafarianism has at very least the same amount of supporting evidence as Intelligent Design, (as does, unfortunately, my wife’s heretical belief in an all-knowing Pizza Squid which, though it can not be dismissed on the basis of available evidence, is clearly wrong.)”
Wow that one really made me laugh! A “Pizza Squid” is just plain silliness. Obviously she has confused the noodles of our Lord with tentacles. Thankfully she is not totally wrong in her belief in a marinara influenced diety and thus should be easy to convert than someone who think the Creator-of-All is somewhat human in form.
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What about freaturing the evidence provided by the Raman Noodle Contest held last year. Who ever won that? I think it was Science Creative Quarterly or somthing that was sponsoring it. Rather than an endorsement we could have real science proof presented.
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As a fundamentalist agnostic I can only offer my most hearty endorsement to your belief system and would urge the education boards of Kansas and most other places to incorporate FSM into their curriculum.
As a fundamental agnostic my response to most questions relating to the source of everything tends to be “how the f**k should I know?” as it seems to me that whatever begot the universe and all that has its being therein must be seriously beyond the ability of our tiny minds in their present condition to comprehend.
In the past man has used symbols to represent the inconceivable, and while this has many advantages, the ability of dumb humans to misinterpret these symbols is truly wondrous to behold.
Take Christianity for instance, we are told that the Son of God came down to tell us what its all about, and his sayings were faithfully recorded by his disciples. So what did we do? Nailed him to a cross to die in agony is what we did. Not exactly our finest hour as the human race, I would have thought. So how do we deal with this blunder? Make a cult of it, apparently, by putting sculptures and paintings of the execution all over the places of worship while completely ignoring his actual teachings, like love your neighbours and such. I must have missed the sub-clause about “unless they have oil, or anything else that will keep the quarterly figures up, in which case it’s Ok to slaughter them by the million”
I would also have thought that a hint of apology would be in order, and some kind of expression of intent to mend our ways, but nothing like this seems to be forthcoming from our elected leaders, who despite paying lip service to Christianity to keep the Fundies voting for them, seem to be letting nothing stand in the way of their quest for personal enrichment and power. Not international law, not the future of the planet, let alone any concepts of decency or justice.
One thing that you people have got right is the pleasure principle. The more you evolve the better life gets. The more aware you are the more fun you can have. Misery is for the deluded and enslaved and completely misses the point of having physical bodies. Use your minds and your senses folks.
I was taught how to make a bolognese sauce by an Italian chef when I was at college and have been refining it ever since. It has been highly praised.
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Sorry, I forgot to sign off, Mike Housman Ph.D
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it is true
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Has anyone out there taken the time to notice that The Church of Spaghetti Noodles and Meat Balls at least offers food for the believer, while all of the mainstream religions leave their congregations starving for the Truth?
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RAmen von Larson
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The lord! he came within me last nite! …………and showed me what LUUURRVEE really means!
If you wanna feel the monster, the way he felt me, then all you gotta do is make your cheques payable to the REV, Revolt ! and the flying spaghetti monster will come in you and show you what love reallly means!!!!!
Praise the Lord
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From the country of pasta i want to support the faith in FSM with all my heart and belly.
Dunno, when a friend (who is a believer) made me find out about this, i just knew it was what i had been looking for in the supernatural side of existence…
Ramen
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승리의 종교갤
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magdy helmy
thank you for the link.
Unfortunately, when I searched the site I could find no reference to pasta nor spaghetti. What am I missing?
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We need more evidense of his noodleness u know maybe a picture or a video iono. All Hail his noodleness
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his noodleness is always with us… there is plenty of proof that he exists, like the incredible connection between piracy and global warming!!! also how would you explain the ancient texts i found on the internet? can your “science” explain that? hmmm? i thought not!
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May I humbly and respectfully suggest that the greatness of His Noodlyness would be enhanced if his noodly appendages were made of whole grain pasta? As christians drink the wine and chew the wafer the FSM congregants could benefit nutritionally if they were to ingest whole grain pasta rather than that degerminated white stuff that is used to make the majority of noodles. If we all ate whole grain then we would be healthier and better able to withstand the onslaughts of the religious fundamentalists.
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As an agnostic Buddhist, I have to say there is not one speck of the FSM religious belief system that I find troublesome if it is to be taught in public schools alongside intelligent design. The FSM system of beliefs makes perfect sense to me (I recently realized I have many daily rituals that follow the Pastafarian scripture, as I have always loved pirates, strippers, and beer, and do enjoy a good marinara. I have no problem with my son being taught the divine nature of these things), and even though Buddhism certainly won’t be taught in southern US schools, I whole heartedly support the FSM theory be taught along side of intelligent design.
Our children must see both the noodle and the meatball in order to find their way. You certainly shouldn’t study ID without FSM. I also would like to suggest that teachers who are to speak the words of the gospel should do so in a respectable way, by dressing as either the pope, a priest or nun while teaching ID (out of respect of course) and then to dress as a pirate while teaching FSM theory as not to offend the Pastafarians. When speaking any words of the gospel of the FSM, they should of course do that in pirate-speak, to do so any other way, would be offensive.
Of course when discussing global warming in science class, both the scientific theory presented by Al Gore in “An Inconvenient Truth”, AND the MP (missing pirate) theory of global warming should be taught side by side as well (if there is equally compelling evidence in the ID texts that there is an alternate theory specifically directed at global warming in ID, that should of course be allowed equal time).
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yes!
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I was touched by His Noodly Appendage twice last week.
If that doesn’t explain Duel-Appendage-Ball-To-Meat-Inspiration then I don’t know what will. You can only use so much scientific method until it gets old and moldy. It’s long past time to move beyond the outdated “theories” of evolution and fully embrace the enlightened Noodle.
Until we can expand our hearts and minds towards His Royal Marinara, the human race will forever be doomed to be slaves to the Evolutionistas. I fear for our children’s future without the teaching of His Holy Gravity Immune Monster of Pure Creation and Deliciousness. May he lead the pirates through the land of ninjas forever and ever,
Fly free dear Lord
Fly free and satisfy my soul
Fly free to enlighten us all
Fly free and taste well with garlic.
A’men
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You Pastafarians and your Flying Spagetti Monster are leading good Religious Folk onto the pathway to Eternal Damnation. As the Reverend Jeremiah Wright would say, “God Damn You and Your FSM.” While you are suffering in hell for eternity, you will have plenty of time to remember that I warned you. Repent now!
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Fenwick Jun 12th, 2008 at 2:45 am
“leading good Religious Folk onto the pathway to Eternal Damnation.”
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Their faith a bit weak huh? Could it be due to lack of evidence, all the hypocrisy and lies?
Poor Fenwick sounds like he’s loosing brain washing control over his sheep.
Never mind dear, just open yourself up to the truth of His Noodlyness by having a nice big bowl of Pasta and set you on the path to true enlightenment.
Oh and stop reading all those controlling Holey sado-masochistic guilt trip stories.
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Fenwick
While you are suffering flat beer and ugly strippers for eternity, you will have plenty of time to remember that I warned you. Repent now!
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If I ever come across one of these Christians who can spell ’spaghetti’ correctly, I’ll probably have a heart attack. Then I’ll be among the beer & strippers. Hallelujah! Ramen.
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I have seen the light. I repent from my sins, I abandon my atheist life and I give my champignons, spring onions and a little bit of cream sauce which represents my life to the all mighty FSM in humble sacrifice. Shall He cover me and my family with grana padano cheese for eternity (as good as parmesan and cheaper).
And may he give rotten tomamto sauce with no origan, garlic or whatsoever to those heathens who try to sneak religion in schools.
And on a more serious note: Keep your filthy religious hands off the school of my kid! He is a pretty boy, intelligent and I don’t want his brain ruined because some illuminated son of a (CENSURE) thinks that education should include indoctrination on religious faith.
Keep your filthy hands off the health system of my country. You don’t have the right to rule that poor girls should not have easy access to condoms, pills or information to have a nice sex life without getting pregnant at the first opportunity.
Keep your hands off the material we want to see/enjoy. It is not fair that I had to wait for more than a decase to see Scorsese’s ‘Last temptation of Christ’ becuase this film offended your bloddy religion. I wanted to see the film and decide by myself if it was good or just a piece of crap.
In summary: keep your filthy hands off our planet. You have already messed with it for long. Go back to your churches, mosques, sinagogues, and keep your prayers there, and don’t let them out.
Shall pesto rosso rain copiously over my fellow pastafarians.
Ramen
PS: As a physician working on cancer research I have always been puzzled by people who are at the same time scientific (and with solid knowledge) and believers as well. A former boss of me is like that, and I have just read the message of Rev. Ross PhD. Solid message. How can these 2 facts co-exist in the same person?
PPS: sorry, fellow pirates, english is not my native language. Argh!
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ahahahaa :) im totally in!
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Do You all have noodles for brains?!?,the FSM is not real!
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@ WENCH NIKKIEE (#19 and 20)
Boy, did I take you in (my post #18). I thought my reference to the Reverend Jeremiah Wright would signal my spoof of conventional proselytizing. Reverends Wright, Falwell, Graham, and their peers have unctuously spread the “Glad Tidings of a Great Joy” in cliche-like rhetoric all over our society.
The many cartoons of a bearded man holding a sign that reads “REPENT, THE END IS NEAR” show how hackneyed this “Come to “Jesus or go to Hell” religious paradigm is in our society.
May the Our Noodly Lord and Master continue to bless you and keep you in peace and in health, RAmen
FENWICK
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you are absolut idiots. you are all going to hell. especially ryan craft
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oh yeah……… you’re heaven is false and you are going to burn in my hell
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@ FENWICK
Could have worked, but I’ve already seen your “convertion” post on the first endorsement page.
I have to admit you did great up to that Wright stuff :)
RAmen
@Jadrien
Get lost, kiddo!
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#24 Likewise evidence is not a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken shaped like the baby Jesus, or statues that cry blood. Who’s got noodles for brains? Unless you’re a fake poster, satire is way over your head.
All Hail His Noodly Mouthwatering Lordship The FSM
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“26 – November 5th, 2008 at – jadrien Says:
you are absolut idiots.[snip]”
Are you are vodka drinker? Or just another illiterate crusader?
Your heaven is false, ours is real and better than yours. Go strum your harp loser.
RAmen.
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#25 FENWICK
“@WENCH NIKKIEE (#19 and 20)
Boy, did I take you in (my post #18).”
Fenwick…I have just two things to say to you…
;O
:p
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This is’nt a reel religion people! Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven! I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere! Please a bandon you’re false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion.
By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual!
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I read the FSM book 5 times that makes me more smartness
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To pick apart the troll in #32:
“This is’nt a reel religion people!”
Tell me why I shouldn’t say that to you as well.
“Do not beleive in this false-God. Only Jesus can save you and bring you to heven!”
Uh, no; sorry to say you’re wrong, but it’s necessary. The FSM is no more false than your formless deity or his supposed son, and paradise is usually just right around the corner; no directions required.
“I know Jesus is real because I can feel him in my body when I think of him: he is everywere!”
Are you sure that’s not just the feeling that you’re about to pee your pants after the car ride to church or the intoxication after too much church wine? And yes, he’s everywhere because your advertising campaigns use his image without a waiver of release.
“Please a bandon you’re false beleifs and come back to the only reel religion.”
And I suppose your reasoning for this is you’ve got too much to deal with since Islam, Judaism, Bhuddism, Wicca, Taoism, and several others want a fair piece of your religious monopoly, and Pastafarianism is just the straw that breaks your camel’s back…
“By the way, I sugest you take my advice seriusly, because I have read the Bible TWICE, wich makes me a super-duper Christian intellectual!”
I wouldn’t take you seriously even if you learned how to type a coherent sentence trying to make yourself sound righteous. Reading the Bible twice (although a somewhat commendable feat for someone of your stature) doesn’t make you a serious christian intellectual unless you learned the fine art of reasoning.
Now to go find all the other trolls and sprinkle them with aged parmesan cheese. rAmen.
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post #32 sounds fake.
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Yup, Jamie #35, as ParmaDice states, looks like blatant trolling. Still, feeding the trolls entertains on a slow evening. Also with luck it sucks in the unwary fundy and provides hours of useful fundy-confounding practice.
May the Sauce be with us all.
RAmen
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The internet needs to invent a standardized punctuation to denote sarcasm. It would save us all so much time and effort better spent looking up obscure Wikipedia facts.
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Jamie (post 35):
Yes, but a funny fake because of the verisimilitude. Hmm, I wonder if His Noodliness is testing us??
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@ – Zapora #24,
Come on, child, of course we all have noodles for brains, you too. Tell us which fictitious deity is more real than the FSM.
@ – jadrien #26, 27,
Please show us your proof of the existence of hell.
@ – Christian intellectual , #32,
What you feel is the beginning of the state of transcendence that goes along with meditation. I feel it daily with my meditation. It’s strictly physiological. Everybody should do it for twenty minutes each day.
Please explain the last three chapters of Judges to me; I need to find out what the lessons there are.
RAmen
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Christian intelectual – Mr jesus couldn’t even save himself, hows he supposed to save me?
It is not jesus you feel in your body, it is His Noodlyness. See the FSM theory of gravity – you know it makes sense!
You read the bible twice – from your grasp of the english language that doesnt suprise me. Some big words in there hey..
By the way, the only reel religion I practice is fishing, as His Noodlyness intended. Yarr!
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I can’t stand the blasphemy here! The FSM is real and so are his followers. I went to a regular church for years and never understood all the killings and stonings and virgins having babies. That sounds like a crock to me. At least our Noodley Greatness makes His word and gospel easy for all to understand. It doesn’t take years of beating something into your head to understand the FSM and Pastafarianism either. Bow down and behold the glory of the Noodley One. For it is written in the bowls of succulent sauces, the way of the Noodle is the light and only divine way. Cursed be those who reject the way of the Noodley One.
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Great song. Taylor Swift is one of the best songwriters nowadays.
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You’re all going to perish in spicy noodle-fire for your parodic blasphemy. The great starchy one is not so kind as the continued existence of the followers of the devil Atkins would have you believe. The Noodly one allows the enemies of carbohydrance to persist because of the joy he will take in seeing them Wok fried when the time comes. Nothing makes sense except in light of pasta. People who don’t take this seriously are skating on very thin sauce.
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I’ve read ‘The Little Book Of Farting’ over 300 times. What does that make me?
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Провокационный пост. Поэтому такие и комментсы :)
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