Comments on: Academic Endorsements – page 1 http://www.venganza.org Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Callie http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-888464 Callie Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:06:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-888464 "As some bad-ass kind of scientist or something, I'd like to extend my congratulations to Bobby Henderson. He's finally come up with the world's first viable religion. It's like Magic." -- Callie Wilson, Not really a scientist. “As some bad-ass kind of scientist or something, I’d like to extend my congratulations to Bobby Henderson. He’s finally come up with the world’s first viable religion. It’s like Magic.” — Callie Wilson, Not really a scientist.

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]]> By: crazywhitegirl http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-887499 crazywhitegirl Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:57:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-887499 I don't know whats worse that some retard came up with this ridiculous crap or that the rest of you idiots are commenting in essays on how you disagree with it.. If you don't like it get off the site.. No one told you that you have to believe it anyway. Some pathetic loser came up with it to piss off all of you crazy people. Get off the internet and stop being assholes. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: liam http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-887411 liam Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:45:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-887411 i am going to stick it so far up that monsters ass it will scream in joy i am going to stick it so far up that monsters ass it will scream in joy

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]]> By: TechLover http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-883532 TechLover Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:52:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-883532 Can RSW be banned for using the word "flagellum"? Can RSW be banned for using the word “flagellum”?

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]]> By: Nicole and Malia Shropshire http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-879984 Nicole and Malia Shropshire Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:18:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-879984 We love the FSM. He saved our lives. We were just two poor, hopeless bisexuals who had nothing to live for. We met each other at a FSM community gathering in Massachusetts and our new found beliefs taught us to live. Now we are married and owe our every happiness to the FSM. He is our Supreme Creator and our faith has enriched our lives. Thank You. We love the FSM. He saved our lives. We were just two poor, hopeless bisexuals who had nothing to live for. We met each other at a FSM community gathering in Massachusetts and our new found beliefs taught us to live. Now we are married and owe our every happiness to the FSM. He is our Supreme Creator and our faith has enriched our lives. Thank You.

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]]> By: Gabriele http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-875566 Gabriele Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:34:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-875566 As a scientist and a Ph.D. student I must say that there are no reasons why your theory should be considered more or less than ID. However, as an Italian citizen I can not ignore that the whole history of my nation is a proof of the existence of our loved FSM. As a scientist and a Ph.D. student I must say that there are no reasons why your theory should be considered more or less than ID. However, as an Italian citizen I can not ignore that the whole history of my nation is a proof of the existence of our loved FSM.

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-873744 plumberbob Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:37:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-873744 @ All Pastafarians, I found that even after I tried to check everything that I was quoting, I made another mistake in the quotation that I referenced, It's: What you believe to be true will control you whether it's true or not. Jeremy LaBorde I had mistakenly omitted the second "you" when, in my anger, I had referenced the quote under the name of the seminary. Looking at it now, I see that it's exactly what the seminary wants. "Believe dogma, no matter how technically incorrect, run with it, and never look back." RAmen @ All Pastafarians,

I found that even after I tried to check everything that I was quoting, I made another mistake in the quotation that I referenced, It’s:

What you believe to be true will control you whether it’s true or not.
Jeremy LaBorde

I had mistakenly omitted the second “you” when, in my anger, I had referenced the quote under the name of the seminary.

Looking at it now, I see that it’s exactly what the seminary wants. “Believe dogma, no matter how technically incorrect, run with it, and never look back.”

RAmen

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]]> By: wolfizzi http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-873465 wolfizzi Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:39:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-873465 Hi all, long time Pasafarian, first time poster, here. I must say that I really appreciate the posts from RSW, as they clearly support the dogma of our holy faith. RSW has certainly been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Someone as touched as RSW must see clearly that the universe can not have "just evolved" and must have been designed. It is now a short step for us to bring RSW to full enlightenment, as he surely has accepted ID. We must press upon him the much more palatable concepts of FSM-ID. To that end, I have taken it upon myself to abide by the tenets of our faith. We accept it as a matter of belief that one cannot truly convert another without donning full pirate regalia. Thus as I pen this post, I have on full buccaneer garb. If RSW will read this post now, I have complete faith that he will eventually His Holy Truth. Of course, time is infinite for FSM, and He will see to it that RSW is converted in His Own Time. I have done my part, and have faith. The next time RSW goes to an Italian restaurant, he will surely think of this post and consider the true origins of the universe, and he will understand as he has never understood before. Ramen Hi all, long time Pasafarian, first time poster, here. I must say that I really appreciate the posts from RSW, as they clearly support the dogma of our holy faith. RSW has certainly been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Someone as touched as RSW must see clearly that the universe can not have “just evolved” and must have been designed. It is now a short step for us to bring RSW to full enlightenment, as he surely has accepted ID. We must press upon him the much more palatable concepts of FSM-ID. To that end, I have taken it upon myself to abide by the tenets of our faith. We accept it as a matter of belief that one cannot truly convert another without donning full pirate regalia. Thus as I pen this post, I have on full buccaneer garb. If RSW will read this post now, I have complete faith that he will eventually His Holy Truth. Of course, time is infinite for FSM, and He will see to it that RSW is converted in His Own Time. I have done my part, and have faith. The next time RSW goes to an Italian restaurant, he will surely think of this post and consider the true origins of the universe, and he will understand as he has never understood before.

Ramen

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]]> By: kevin http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-872992 kevin Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:34:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-872992 Sarah, ramen to you. That was the best response...ever. You must've had insight from His Holy Noodly Appendage. -Kevin Sarah, ramen to you. That was the best response…ever. You must’ve had insight from His Holy Noodly Appendage.

-Kevin

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-871049 plumberbob Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:07:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-871049 @ 978 - Wench Nikkiee - , I returned again today to look at the undergraduate course description for Dr Dembski's course to be given this year: Philo 2483 Intelligent Design or Unintelligent Evolution. At the top of the page is, of course, the name of the institution: Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. And centered under the name is the following line that should be of interest to us all: What you believe to be true will control whether it's true or not. -Jeremy LaBorde This is apparently the subtitle for the entire institution. It throws Science as we know it right out the window on its ear. The course also requires the same trolling and posting on sites like ours as does the graduate course AP510. Here's another good reason for the collection of tuition from these schools of the Dark Ages. RAmen @ 978 – Wench Nikkiee – ,

I returned again today to look at the undergraduate course description for Dr Dembski’s course to be given this year:

Philo 2483 Intelligent Design or Unintelligent Evolution.

At the top of the page is, of course, the name of the institution: Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. And centered under the name is the following line that should be of interest to us all:

What you believe to be true will control whether it’s true or not.
-Jeremy LaBorde

This is apparently the subtitle for the entire institution. It throws Science as we know it right out the window on its ear. The course also requires the same trolling and posting on sites like ours as does the graduate course AP510. Here’s another good reason for the collection of tuition from these schools of the Dark Ages.

RAmen

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]]> By: Dave http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-868488 Dave Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:50:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-868488 This is great! One of the guys staying in my dorm a year or so ago introduced me to pastafarianism but he presented it in a way that I thought it was just a pointless joke, after a quick laugh I dismissed it. I decided to revisit the information (critical thinkers do from time to time to learn more or think of things in a different way) I stumbled over this site. For the first time I realize how ignorant some people are. I now know the meaning of His word. I just don't understand how ID supporters and pushers are expecting these forums to help their cause. I sincerely hope that any logical and minutely intelligent being would read this and realize the absurdity and lack of any evidence of the ID supporters arguments. I did not see one single point debunked by them that you guys have made. Just the same arguments restated over and over again, and my Noodlyness, did RSW explode with one last attempt to restate everything he said before, or what? It just kinda saddens me that people like that will never learn the wonders of true science just because their religion tells them not to. Well maybe not, my mom still thinks modern phones run on vibrations and not electric, and that a fridge icing over has nothing to do with water vapor in the air outside, even though I have shown her citation after citation in an attempt to teach her how things really work, and she is not the slightest bit religious. She just cannot deal with being wrong. But I digress, I just pray to Him, that he touches her with his noodly appendage just to give her some knowledge. RAmen, Dave the new convert This is great! One of the guys staying in my dorm a year or so ago introduced me to pastafarianism but he presented it in a way that I thought it was just a pointless joke, after a quick laugh I dismissed it. I decided to revisit the information (critical thinkers do from time to time to learn more or think of things in a different way) I stumbled over this site. For the first time I realize how ignorant some people are. I now know the meaning of His word. I just don’t understand how ID supporters and pushers are expecting these forums to help their cause. I sincerely hope that any logical and minutely intelligent being would read this and realize the absurdity and lack of any evidence of the ID supporters arguments. I did not see one single point debunked by them that you guys have made. Just the same arguments restated over and over again, and my Noodlyness, did RSW explode with one last attempt to restate everything he said before, or what? It just kinda saddens me that people like that will never learn the wonders of true science just because their religion tells them not to. Well maybe not, my mom still thinks modern phones run on vibrations and not electric, and that a fridge icing over has nothing to do with water vapor in the air outside, even though I have shown her citation after citation in an attempt to teach her how things really work, and she is not the slightest bit religious. She just cannot deal with being wrong. But I digress, I just pray to Him, that he touches her with his noodly appendage just to give her some knowledge.

RAmen,
Dave the new convert

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-867649 plumberbob Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:04:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-867649 @ @ 978 - Wench Nikkiee - , By the way, does "CoFSM" also stand for "College of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"? RAmen @ @ 978 – Wench Nikkiee – ,

By the way, does “CoFSM” also stand for “College of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”?

RAmen

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-867616 plumberbob Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:35:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-867616 @ 978 - Wench Nikkiee - , Thank you for the link to The-Christian-Anti-Education-School. It's Almost as much a parody of Education as our site is of ID. Since their students are getting academic credit for the seminars that we are teaching, we should get Bobby to charge them tuition, and we should be paid stipends for the sections that we teach. All other educational institutions work that way. RAmen @ 978 – Wench Nikkiee – ,

Thank you for the link to The-Christian-Anti-Education-School. It’s Almost as much a parody of Education as our site is of ID. Since their students are getting academic credit for the seminars that we are teaching, we should get Bobby to charge them tuition, and we should be paid stipends for the sections that we teach. All other educational institutions work that way.

RAmen

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-864410 Wench Nikkiee Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:02:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-864410 @Plumber Bob, Sarah,Edward et.al. One of the requirements of Dr.Dr.Dr. Dembski's course requirements for a masters in Intelligent Design : "AP510 This is the masters course. You have four things to do: (4) provide at least 10 posts defending ID that you’ve made on “hostile” websites, the posts totalling 3,000 words, along with the URLs (i.e., web links) to each post (worth 20% of your grade). http://www.designinference.com/teaching/teaching.htm Ya think RSW has earned her/his Masters in ID? Who'd have thunk you could earn a degree for trolling the internet! ROFL :) @Plumber Bob, Sarah,Edward et.al.

One of the requirements of Dr.Dr.Dr. Dembski’s course requirements for a masters in Intelligent Design :

“AP510 This is the masters course. You have four things to do: (4) provide at least 10 posts defending ID that you’ve made on “hostile” websites, the posts totalling 3,000 words, along with the URLs (i.e., web links) to each post (worth 20% of your grade).

http://www.designinference.com/teaching/teaching.htm

Ya think RSW has earned her/his Masters in ID?
Who’d have thunk you could earn a degree for trolling the internet!
ROFL :)

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-855933 Sarah Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:48:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-855933 I would just like to say right now that this is one of the most hilarious things I've come across in the wide expanse of my fifteen years. The amount of ridiculous effort people put into hating this is almost unbelievable. Did they not read the articles on Pastafarianism? Did they not go see the wikipedia page, or the tabs on this website (on which they are, blindly, posting)? Clearly the masses are to idiotic and/or uninformed to formulate a proper response to such a blatant disregard for their feelings. Pity, that. After all, the point of creating Pastafarianism and sending the letter to Kansas was to single out the fact that if you're going to make exceptions for/individually and singularly cover one dogma in the educational then you surely must do the same for all others, be it FSM or ID or even the most obscure forms of secular beliefs. It's quite disappointing to me that the whole of our population can't even take the time to investigate the grounds of creation and the history of this concept (or any, really), and yet they move forward to judge and descriminate against it. Thank you so much for being positive in light of their harsh remarks, and I encourage you to keep on the path you're plodding through. Those of us with enough brain capacity to see a different side of things appreciate your ingenuity and humor. -Sarah Indianapolis, IN I would just like to say right now that this is one of the most hilarious things I’ve come across in the wide expanse of my fifteen years. The amount of ridiculous effort people put into hating this is almost unbelievable. Did they not read the articles on Pastafarianism? Did they not go see the wikipedia page, or the tabs on this website (on which they are, blindly, posting)? Clearly the masses are to idiotic and/or uninformed to formulate a proper response to such a blatant disregard for their feelings. Pity, that.
After all, the point of creating Pastafarianism and sending the letter to Kansas was to single out the fact that if you’re going to make exceptions for/individually and singularly cover one dogma in the educational then you surely must do the same for all others, be it FSM or ID or even the most obscure forms of secular beliefs.
It’s quite disappointing to me that the whole of our population can’t even take the time to investigate the grounds of creation and the history of this concept (or any, really), and yet they move forward to judge and descriminate against it.
Thank you so much for being positive in light of their harsh remarks, and I encourage you to keep on the path you’re plodding through. Those of us with enough brain capacity to see a different side of things appreciate your ingenuity and humor.

-Sarah
Indianapolis, IN

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]]> By: Bari Rigs http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-851319 Bari Rigs Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:00:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-851319 Don't go thinking that the visitation involved any form of in(chillicon)carn(i)ation. The FSM, through his wisdom, knows that the farming of rice has a negative environmental effect through its sustainment of methane producing swamp lands. No. The FSM is pasta all the way. R'amen Pastor Rigs Don’t go thinking that the visitation involved any form of in(chillicon)carn(i)ation. The FSM, through his wisdom, knows that the farming of rice has a negative environmental effect through its sustainment of methane producing swamp lands. No. The FSM is pasta all the way.

R’amen

Pastor Rigs

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]]> By: Bari Rigs http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-851279 Bari Rigs Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:41:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-851279 All hail the fullness of the non-diety deity. Can we have some more? :-[) All hail the fullness of the non-diety deity. Can we have some more? :-[)

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]]> By: home page http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-840885 home page Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:51:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-840885 <strong>nice site d00d...</strong> heres mine... nice site d00d…

heres mine…

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-823136 Wench Nikkiee Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:10:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-823136 I think they're monitoring us. "Oh, No! It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!" http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/oh_no_its_making_well_reasoned I think they’re monitoring us.

“Oh, No! It’s Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!”
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/oh_no_its_making_well_reasoned

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]]> By: IST http://www.venganza.org/about/endorsements1/#comment-822501 IST Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:43:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/evidence/endorsements1/#comment-822501 A wonderful miracle happened tonight! As I set down in the dinner table, His Noodliness appeared in front of me in all His glory, sitting upon a majestic white disc. Repent your sins and rejoice as He levitates among us! Spread the word, so every children of His creation may hear it!!!! A wonderful miracle happened tonight!
As I set down in the dinner table, His Noodliness appeared in front of me in all His glory, sitting upon a majestic white disc.
Repent your sins and rejoice as He levitates among us! Spread the word, so every children of His creation may hear it!!!!

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