“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.
“As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.“
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)
“Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.”
– J. Simon, PhD
“One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design – ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.”
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D
“In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID. “
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD
“At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.“
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D
“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.
Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD
“As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.“
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD
“As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.
That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner. “
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD
Continue to Academic Endorsements – page 2
With all these endorsements from people who obviously know what they are tallking about (See: Ph. D) it is only a short matter of time before grade 8 children around the world are learning of how our noodly master created everything we know and love in his own image! I mean seriously?
Is there an Old Man With Beard Theory that could lead us to the holy grail “theory for everything”? No, instead we have string theory which is painfully obvious to anyone that it is His work!
Go on pioneers of His work and spread the word! We have backing from people smarter then most of our opposition combined!
RAmen!
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To McFeathers III: We are not created in FSM’s perfect image. We are but part of HIS grand design, For only HIM is Perfect! RAMEN!!!!
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I agree with these great minds wholly. :)
It’s great that they too could be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Duke
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Yes. I am a believer.
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From my celestial throne, I weep great tears of sadness. It used to be that PhD meant more than Permanent Humor Deficit. I guess scientists must undergo the tongs of death in order to enter the sacred halls of worship. Their humor glands are removed and replaced by latex foam that insulates their brains from any dangerous exposure to something really funny. Like how things are always changing form while we are sleeping. At night, things adapt. When we are not watching, if a mosquito can not bite us thru our thick jammies, it grows a longer, stronger hypo, and voila, it now comes around to suck the life blood out of us. If a moth loves the light but always burns his wings of in the flame, he grows fire-proof wings, and that is why we see moths dancing in the bonfires suffering no harm. They have adapted. And even scientists have adapted. In order to get a girlfriend, they pretend to be a real human, but then simply breed more latex-brained clones to rule the rest of humanity. I may have to do something about all this one day.
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I believe in God the father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit.
and I think that this is funny as hell.
keep up the comic, it provided humor to my evening…..
Ha ha ha ha hee hee
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Brilliant! Finally, somebody dares to reveal the Whole Truth!
But the real work just starts here:
What we have to do now is to get into an arguement over where it is allright to eat noodles.
Some will argue that its a form of religious ceremony and others will think of it as blasphemy. We then proceed to hate and excommunicate each other, completely disregard the fact that the 8 I rather you dont’s forbid us to do so and then go and terrorize/worship italians.
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the noodle is a beautiful thing and should be enjoyed in every way
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This be a beauty o’ a thin’ fer me eyes to behold. Thar should be more o’ this everywhere!
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Well I hope ye all had a good good ITLAPD. ARRRGG me and me wetch celabrated it at the utmost of punity.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………..
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Bud, This is funny as hell. It makes me think about the time my brother and I ALMOST became country music stars with the subterfugious intent of ‘unmasking’ ourselves at the height of our careers to reveal just how plain silly and easy it is to be a country star…I say almost because we realized that we really did hate the music too much to bear it day in day out. Then Garth Brooks stole our idea and that was that.
Seriously, I’m sorry for all of the righteous indignation you are obviously intent upon soliciting. I actually believe in the Creator God if its of any interest…but I’m having a hard time deciding which is more hilarious…Your idea or the reactions of the pious religious militants it invokes.
Olive Garden stocks are soaring…Emerril is now your pope … Chef Boy R Dee leads an industrial revolution and ends poverty in the Third World…and any thanks out there? Any kickback? I hope it’s worth it. Is this what the world needs though?…another classification? more segregation?…but everyone LOVES noodles…Damn you ! Now I’m more conflicted than ever! Ok………how much for a T-shirt?
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I like sphagetti
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This is very important! I have just met a bald man hiking near the Ithaca NY area (striking resemblence to the Mr Clean dude). He claims that he discovered some ancient stone tablets written in a language that was unknown to him. He claims that the tablets were found in a small cave hidden behind a large rock, which he was able to move after some difficulty. The tablets bear an image of the FSM chisled into the stone near the bottom below the text. Appearently there are 3 tablets in total. He has promised to show them to me in a week or so. Very strange guy – but he seems sincere (says he is a PHD at Cornell).
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I love spaghetti, hence I support your religion.
Your almighty creater would make an excellent Friday night dinner.
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I have always loved pasta… I have seen the light (or the noodle)… I’m converted, and someone should make a church/restaurant honoring His Noodliness. RAmen
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What about reaturing the evidence provided by the Raman Noodle Contest held last year. Who ever won that? I think it was Science Creative Quarterly or somthing that was sponsoring it. Rather than an endorsement we could have real science proof presented.
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What the heck?
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The great thing with worshipping the FSM is that once you have worshipped FSM you can eat him. FSM will not let children starve to death, unlike other deities…
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The hate mail is what amazes me. I really like the irony that Jesus was crucified for his beliefs and this is exactly what the ‘pious’ contributors are practising in the hate-mail section. Do people really think that threatening copious amounts of retribution is why people join the flock? The diety or history you follow should make no difference- every single being should be valued by their actions, not their beliefs. FSM? Just as plausible as a ‘God’. Incidentally, without knowing anything about the FSM, how can the Christians evaluate the merits of pastafarian as a religion? They want us to know Jesus, but they won’t spend the time to get to know His spaghettiness. Well, I have a right to be stubborn too.
And in a scenario that all Christians will be familiar with, I’d better grab out my credit card. I need to show my faith.
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A friend of mine (who shall not be named) has had much difficulty deciding what faith to believe in. But when he found out about Pastafarianism, he said oh to hell with it and decided to make it his faith. This has not at all made me interested in Pastafarianism. I have too much fundamental knowledge of art, science, and religion to be sucked in to a faith as laughable as this. What his conversion has shown me is that people who are missing brain cells and can’t make decisions for themselves are the ones who choose Pastafarianism. Did I mention my friend smokes weed?
On a side note, I do like the imagined stereotype of pirates (not in the bad way), but that won’t get me at all. Your evidence of his noodliness’ existence can easily be smashed in argument, and I’ll be happy to oblige.
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First of all i must say forgive me for any grammar errors i may make.I myself am on a path of spirituality, mainstream religion just doesn’t cut it for me.and although i havent read much on you’re sit yet i see that you do have good sense.i personally have nothing near a degree in anything at all other than the ability to think for myself. I truly dont understand how itelligent design theorist along with evolutionist cant get together and figure this out. to me, it would take both to make this universe run right. wouldnt intelligent design also include the ability to evolve and grow?. i think it must.without it, gene pools would become stagnant and life would end up in incest,tho it may take a few more thousand years,i see no way around it, therefore evolution has got to happen. or we will have to find some other way around it. i guess thats where racism comes into play,i’m not sure, but thats the only thing i see that can stop a stagnant gene pool here on this great planet we call earth.what is my take on the whole deal you may ask?. lets see, i truly think that advanced souls had more to do with it than anything else,i really dont think yaweh himself done it all,even scripture tells us there were more souls around at the time of creation,(angels and such). I personally think that these advanced souls started simple, not with a snap of a finger, but a very intelligent thought. i also think they started with the smallest of ellements in our oceans, we are made mostly of water, and what kind of water?, salt water.I also dont think he stopped with our little planet in such a huge universe,a supreme being would know that these creations come and go.our planet is an active one that is on its own path of self destruction. one day we will need a new one. an intelligent designer would take this into consideration and creat more worlds that can sustain life.why go through the trouble of creating such a vast universe if it isnt needed?.my views may be idiotic to some, maybe even most that hear them or that may even read them on this site if this gets posted that is.so be it, they r my views and opinions.i’m sure i’ve been called worse by better.I must apologize if i have gotten off the beaten path, i’m sure i have.In a perfect world, we wouldnt have these discussions,although we all know this isnt a perfect world. again, please excuse the grammar, it’s not that i’m ignorant,i’m just not that prudish to be so correct….
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short factor, leave the weed out of it, ok.maybe you should lighten up and take a hit or 3 yourself.
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the flying spaghetti monster created everything (weed included) in his perfect image. are we not to make full use of his wonderful creation?
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I’m a PhD student/teaching assistant in physics, and during my office hours on September 19th, one of the students in the physics help room came in dressed like a pirate. I noticed that the weather that day was significantly cooler around Umass than forecasted that morning. I think this offers some proof to FSMism.
Also, often in physics, we model interactions as springs (for example, atomic bonds). Perhaps these are actually rotini-like? Further proof of a pasta overlord of the universe!
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In actual fact, your religion is something i believe in. I read the evidence, and until now i was atheistic. But no kidding, I am a changed adolescent. I think it took the mind of a genius to uncover the sacredness of the Flying spaghetti monster. I am truly touched!
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A picture to strike terror in the hearts of un-believers:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/lightningST_228×171.jpg
The faithful may have to cut & paste this URL to witness this Manifestation of The Noodly One’s Wrath.
Note the many noodly appendages emanating from the Column of Fire wrought by FSM, in His Terrible Anger at the citizenry’s reluctance to acknowledge His Goodness. (a seeming dichotomy, but one which un-believers would ignore at their peril.)
signed: A FAITHFUL OBSERVER
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if you are having trouble with the URL, as I did when I cllicked on it, go to FARK.com for Thurs, Oct 8 and look for the article titled “The coolest lightning strike photo ever”.
(FSM works in mysterious ways)
FAITHFUL OBSERVER
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dis stuff rocks
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First of id like to apologize for all the christians out there who our shoving the religion down peoples throats. In my opinion everybody has their own beliefs and should be respected for that. They are taking this way too seriously. My understanding is that the point of this website is to bring attention to theorys and faiths that do not have a full explanation for, or things that are a little shaky in the “proof” department. People should open their eyes and hearts and be a little more compasionate rather than having the attitude, “This is right! why? Because i said so.” Everybody thinks differently and has their own reasons why what they belief is right. Whether is evolution, we will all be dirt in the end, Faith, I guess God will deal with you, or the Spaghetti Monster. Until the end, people should be encouraged to voice their oppinions without getting do defensive about it. When the time comes humanitly will find out who was right.
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Everyone needs to remember there is more than one prophet. If you eat beef with rotini on Fridays or piggy pasta pizza paninai on alternate weekends starting in April, you are still one in Him. If you twirl your fork counter-clockwise you are still kosher to the BIG GUY.
Can’t we all just get along again ?
Ahhhhhaa ….ahhhhhh.. Lo-mein.
(The federal corporation of churches that twirl clockwise AND counter-clockwise and seem to get along anyway.)
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I am quite disappointed in all of our “professionals” out there who are even taking a look at the idea of FSM. It’s the exact same thing as creationism. The whole thing is redundant and utterly superfluous. Why don’t you go prove evolution instead of sitting here and wasting everyone’s time
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Sometimes it takes an idiotic comment to prove the idiocy of an idea.
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wats wrong with u people????? actually think a spaghetti monster made the world….lol….
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Watch what you say, Luis. Talk like that will get you an afterlife drinking stale beer and hanging out with the ugly strippers.
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RAmen.
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Is the FSM really a he? Or do we need another stream to teach about She who created the FSM?
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I believe in HIS noodly appendages.
also, do we have evidence that his noodly appendages dont touch us in a bad way? my friends mock me and pastafarianism because they think he is a rapist.
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I just love the way louis put “lol” the irony.
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At first I thought to myself…my god…how funny people are “joking” about taking it seriously by assuming people really “believe” and it’s not just heavy satire. Then I stopped laughing when I realized most people in the hate section and some in the replies section really think that you are trying to pass it as a religion rather than a well demonstrated point. I think I just lost faith in most of humanity and that also humor is dead. I think people should pass an IQ test before being allowed to use the internet.
I did take heart that others professed belief in His Noodleness (hope has been restored). Vive la resistance.
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as infuriating as they can be, those that would have failed such an IQ test do provide quite a bit of entertainment.
RAmen
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I found a website tonight called the Association for the Prevention of Velociraptor Attacks. Are they serious? Velociraptors are extinct, aren’t they? Oh, that’s right, God put fossilized velociraptor bones in the “geological record” because… ummm… Why did God do that again? Anyway, I think my neighbors might be velociraptors, and the website has a quiz to help me figure that out. Thank God I have such vital information at my fingertips.
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All I want to know is what holidays do I get with this religion? I am sick and tired of not having holidays as an agnostic!
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You get any holiday from any religion that you want. The FSM is really easy going. It’s fine with him if you celbrate other holidays or even follow other religions. He’s way cool like that.
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However, if you really want a day that is special above all others to Pastafarians, that would have to September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don’t get the day off work, but you do get to plunder the office supply cabinet.
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RAmen.
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Thank you SaucyWench for the fine velociraptor site. I had been wondering why all the small children and racoons in my neighborhood were disappearing. Now I know that they were eaten by the closet velociraptor next door. Who’s this ‘god’ character who’s messing with the fossils? I thought the FSM did that.
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Well, I was doing my best to impersonate a fundie. I don’t know, was I gullible enough? Was I frothing at the mouth enough? I don’t think so. I hardly frothed at all. Maybe I should stick to good, old-fashioned, straighforward sarcasm and semi-civil debate.
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No, you weren’t frothing enough and you were way too rational. A true fundie would write something like this:
YOU R SOOO STUPIT! LIK SUM SPAGETY MADE THE WORLD NOT GOD U NO YOU R LAFFING AT WAT U DON UDERSTAND! THEIRS NO EVIDENS FOR EVOLUTION ANYWAY U FAG!!!!! THER WAS DINOSORES WITH MEN I BET U DINT NO THAT!!! GOD WILL KILL U ND YOU WILL BERN IN HELLL CUZ HE LUVS U!
How was that?
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I am humbled and at a loss for words. You are a master.
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Gosh, thanks!
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Satirical comic gold, FCC, gold.
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FCC, you are a god. A minor one, maybe, but still a god.
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Thanks Again! I love the way fundies always have to call their opponents homosexual and point out that we haven’t bothered do find out about their religion. I’m sure it’s done in Christian love, just pointing out our sinful ways and all, but I still think it’s funny, especially when they point out our ignorance and sinfulness in raving and irrational misspelled messages. I guess they think we’re dying to worship the god of drooling, homophobic imbeciles.
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I had macaroni and cheese tonight. I feel so renewed having eaten the body of FSM. Christians can talk about transubstantiation all they want, we Pastafarians “know” we are eating the body of our diety. And it taste so good. Heck, I’m having linquini tomorrow. Man, the FSM rocks.
Jim
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Speaking of hollidays. What month did Ramendon start again?
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Hmm *frowns* for those that are devout, forgive me, but i havent actually SEEN any provided proof from anybody yet… and im hoping to get some questions answered, and share a bit…
#1. My IQ is in the top half a percent of people in the world, i aced highschool without blinking, and continued my education much further. Ontop of that, ive traveled the world and experienced every culture possible in the short time graced on this earth.
#2. I havent actually been given proof of his existance in any way shape or form.
#3. Pirates still exist in abundance today. infact, there are more today than there ever were in all of history… allow me…
Example:
Worlds population 200 years ago = millions, 5% pirates, 5%= few hundred thousand
Worlds population today multiples of billions, 1% pirates, 1%= millions upon millions
Also, considering ground meat was not in an abundance, along with pasta hundreds of years ago, there was no noodles of which to base this diety of yours off of. Meaning it wasnt the FSM, it was merely a terrifying god of rage and fear, adjusted over time, as all religions do, to form something that we can understand and comprehend for a feeling of safe and comfort from life’s realities.
Apologies to those who believe in this, however im convinced its a joke that someone took too seriously.
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“…im convinced its a joke that someone took too seriously.”
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Er, yeah. And guess who took it too seriously? *chuckle*
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“16 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a roll with a Minogue!”
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Ok, problem is, my best friend believes this… *shakes head* and i had to say it man…
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So let your best friend believe in it. Who’s he hurting? (Not to mention his is the tastest of religions!)
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Chaos: Who actually cares about your IQ? And how would you know it’s in the top half? Have you tested everyone in the world? And with what standards? Your own? You’re annoying.
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Lazania
Ramadan is this Month mate, it has infact already started and should be over soonish. I assume by Ramendon you meant Ramadan, Muslim starvation month. I have been winding my friends up something ruthless, I have actually put on weight this month due to all the cream cakes I have consumed in from of them!
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I believe, I even put it on my census.
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I just want to say some things:
#1 My IQ is so high that I’m not smart enought to calculate it. I passed high school sleeping on all classes and yet I got to study further, wich proves I’m so smart that I’m even smart on my dreams. And I’ve also traveled around the world. Thrice. The last time dressed as a pirate. So That means I know everyone and everything.
#2 I get proof of His existance all the time. Like when I see a bowl of spaguetti and I realized it’s too tasty not to be a product of a superior being.
#3 Pirates numbers are going up, but that’s just thanks to the FSM deciding to put his noodly appendages into action by bringing them back to life. (Yes, zombie pirates do make FSM happy)
And we all know in the beggining of the universe there was meatballs and noodles. They were simply made of dinosaur meat and carnivorous rice. (And I know that becuse I’m really really smart, Savy?)
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Lets not pretend that having a PhD indicates anything other than having spent a few extra years in school. It suggests that they did a lot of research on a narrow topic to get their thesis written. No one with a PhD at the end of their name is in a position to endorse anything unless it is directly related to their area of study. Unless you are an invalid who foams at the mouth, you can get your PhD if you put in enough time. Its just like undergrad, except the parties aren’t as raucous and the wimmin aren’t as loose. They are no more qualified to know or understand the touch of His Throbbing Noodley Appendage any better than any of us. You have to forget the meaningless endorsements and believe.
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You’re right faghettini. What do acadmeics know? Bunch of four-eyed, pocket-protector-wearing, pimple-popping, know-it-alls.
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What we need are celebrity endorsements. I wonder if Jennifer Tilly is available. I really don’t know her stance on the FSM, but she’s hot.
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In the end, you are right again. We don’t need endorsements of any sort. Just believe.
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OEJ
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If something needs to be endorsed, the endorser might as well show me some cleavage. Or a little side-boob.
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I belive that you are all seriously in need of psychologcial help
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That shiite costs money, foo. FSM blesses us for free.
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I was touched by His noodly appendage. I once lurked within the shadows of dis-belief, but now I can see… I can see the light of GOD. I now know the way it started for real now: a hill, some trees, and a midgit. I am blessed with His greatness.
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The most extraordinary thing has occurred:
I had a vision of FSM when I was a small boy. I saw his face, shining, as if in a dream, on the wall of a carpark in my hometown in Ireland.
Today I found this website for this first time. Now I know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. I finally have something to believe in.
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THANK YOU MY FOLLOWERS!
YOU HAVE PAVED THE WAY FOR MY COMING! I WILL COME AND LIBERATE ALL THE MEATBALLS! WE WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE INFIDELS AND SMOTHER THEM IN PASTA-Y GOODNESS. I SHALL NOT STOP THE MURDER AND CHAOS UNTIL ALL OF THE RAGU IS DROWNING THE NOODLES IN MEATBALL GOODNES!! MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
YOUR FRIEND,
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
P.S. STOP CALLING THE FSM. IF UR NAME WAS BILLY SMITH WOULD YOU WANNA BE CALLED BS?
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aND YES THaT iS HoW i SPeLl
SPEGHETTI
NOT SPAGHETTI! MUAHAHAH
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god have mercy upon us all… first a bunch of unexplainable anomolies of nature, then religion to make a feeble attempt at explaining them, now spaghetti… “Another disaster. The transport bringing our reinforcements and supplies has been shot down. It was engaged in orbit by a Federation vessel, which has landed near the alien temple. It’s only a matter of time before the Marines attack. Survivors from our ship have made their way to our base. Here we shall make our stand. Another enemy. First the shadowlings, then the Dark Hunter, and now the Galactic Federation Marine Corps. Perhaps fate will smile upon us, before the world itself opens its maw and swallows us.” – Cycle 7 space pirate log 70136 MP2
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This cannot be disproved, and if you belive it it is as real as any other reigion
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wow you guys must be bored but at least you did something funny with you spare time
have fun with life guys
Alyssa Ann
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delicious.
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My biggest problem with this debate is that I don’t understand how it helps future generations. I mean who really cares how, what, or who created the human species. We should be struggling over real issues like putting an end to genocide, disease, and starvation and promoting world peace. It seems as if some churches are using this issue as an excuse to teach their beliefs in state run schools. The only theory that should be taught in schools is Darwinism because science may find links with disease and medicine that aids the human race.
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ummm none of these say anything to the effect that they believe FSMism is believable!they are all just about being fair and and not dissing religions whether they are complete bull crap or not!
this is the most ignorant umbelievable thing i have ever seen anyone who believes this is either insane, retarded, or heavily addicted to psychedelic drugs!
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Thank you, Bobby Henderson, for saving the world, and for easing our minds now that we know a Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano await us in the afterlife. RAmen.
Brennan Roy, PhD
Univeristy of Radical
Radical, Illinois
Noel Chalmers, PhD
University of Awesome
Awesome, Pennsylvania
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It is my considered professional opinion that FSM sucks, but no more than I.D..
Viva epiphenomenology, cosmetology, and noodleology.
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You are all heretics!
Of course anyone with half-a-brain just KNOWS that the creator of our universe is not the Flying Spaghetti Monster….it’s the Flying Fettucini Monster. After experiencing my God (Alfredo) style, I started speaking in tongues. I know this because I have faith. You are all going to pasta hell!!!
Seriously though….this is a great site. FSM theory has just as much of a right to be taught in science classes as ID does. Keep up the good work guys!
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@amazedbythiscrap
“……anyone who believes this is either insane, retarded, or heavily addicted to psychedelic drugs!….
Have you noticed the deficit of colour in the Great FSM. (As would be expected to be seen through pschedelic drugs)
Amazed by your ignorance as to what this is all about. Do some homework!
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BTW
I am neither insane or retarded, nor do I indulge in psychedelic drugs.
RAmen
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@amazedbythiscrap\
Ahh…….I see you do have your eyes open.
“…they are all just about being fair and and not dissing religions whether they are complete bull crap or not!…”
Unfortunately, in the rage against religion being taught as science in schools, the essence of the diference between the two becomes a viable point. Mainly because those wanting to teach ID need to dismiss evolution as a scientific theory.
This, then leads them onto attacking science in general. Why would they do that, if in fact, they don’t “believe” that the principles laid down by evolutionary theory are scientific?
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Is it acceptable to regurgitate noodles ?
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Hi friends. I would like to make a big donation.
Maybe some tomato or chese for a good taste.
HAve a nice day
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i love you and your holy spirit touch me with your noodles and give me life
p.s. bring back pirates by forcing re-alined plannets to slow down global warming
love tom
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Would someone kindly answer my question. Is it acceptable to regurgitate noodles or not? I am greatly troubled .
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hahaha just because you have people that have Ph.D next to their name doesn’t mean anything. I actually have a sibbling that is a doctor and hes a complete idiot. Get the fuck out, thats your proof, idiots like you that just agree that its possible. how fucked up can this world get.
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this world can get VERY fucked up. thanks for asking.
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a pirate’s life for me!
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I think we need more than endorsement from Ph.D! We need to force ID’s and those pesky evolutionist believer in our truth full believes. How can we accept such ignorance of the truth? It’s a crime that our noodly creator make us pay every day by summoning natural disasters! Enough of all those discussion, we need actions!
In noodolis patria amen
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all hail the flying spaghetti monster
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I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force my beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. There is no more proof of the existence of the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. than there is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.
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Can I just put forward a suggestion (at the risk of being slaughtered by the non-enlightened) that after saying the name of the FSM we should say “Pasta be upon Him” as a mark of respect? Or is that too much, given that He is already made of pasta?
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My main concern in all these posts is the usage of the word “intelligent” (iGod, iDesigner, iCreator, iThe-Flying-Sphagetti-Monster). Whoever was in charge has not displayed a great deal of intelligence. Humour, may be. If you try SimUniverse, and all you manage to create is a world populated by creatures whose main concerns are Feeding, Mating, Killing congeners (and, for TFSM’s sake, aliens) and wasting a significant amount of RAM for “Believing in something that starts with an i-” (see above list), then you’ll never make a high score or reach the second level. Most aliens that human beings have so far been confronted with even lack the Mating bit (as far as I know), so they are not any better (assuming that all aliens were created by the same i-entity). If intelligence was involved at all, then one may argue, how come no address was left behind for updates, spares and that sort of thing. How come nobody is perfect? This is a very strong argument for iTFSM as being at least partly involved in the creation process. Fundamentalist Creationists may argue that in the Chruch of TFSM many questions remain unanswered. Who created TFSM? How intelligent is It really? How long does It take to fly from Frankfurt Germany to Wheeling, West Virginia (just for example). Perhaps I can give the answer: While the iCreator was busy with the fine-tuning of humans, the Flying Sphagetti Monster caught him off-guard and ate him. Subsequently, TFSM took over the control panels and what we are whitnessing around us is the result of way too many tubes doing whatever. It also proves a suspicion each of us will get at some point and time: we are an incomplete part of a silly game and reality does not exist. Amen.
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Reality is what you perceive. Amen.
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Ok first of all I don’t even believe in this “god” that every one likes let alone some Spaghetti freak that some hack just made up “420 brother” but the fact is just let it go man seriously.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster… you think that this crude idea is a match for the glory of Jesus Christ? You all are looking for something… but it’s not a flying spaghetti monster, it’s God. Him. The REAL God, the creator of everything.
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Not that I hate Christianity, Someone, (I’m an Anglican and a Pastafarian) but think about this:
If God were so all-powerful, and omnipotent, then He could create a rock. But could He make this rock so heavy even God himself couldn’t lift it? This is a paradox, correct? If He did make a rock that heavy, He wouldn’t be omnipotent. On the other hand, if He couldn’t make this rock, oops! He’s not omnipotent either!
The flying Spaghetti Monster, in contrast, COULD make an infinitely heavy rock, but He wouldn’t because He knows of this paradox.
BTW: Yes, I am looking for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not an old man in a robe.
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The Greatest religion since the first religion that mankind ever realized was explicitly correct. Which, of course, they all are. I believe FSM is the only religion to accept all other religions as true.
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There is only one truth! The God O Mighty, the great FSM!
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Someone Nov 10th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
The Flying Spaghetti Monster… you think that this crude idea is a match for the glory of Jesus Christ? You all are looking for something… but it’s not a flying spaghetti monster, it’s God. Him. The REAL God, the creator of everything.
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I beg to differ. What sort of substances do they feed you people. Do you get the higher level stuff like Ted or cheap rubbish?
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I wish I was touched by his noodly appendage and made prophet, henderson has nothing on me, but once again I am not a vain man, therefore i believe we should give him a chance
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mike, thank you for providing us you humor talking about you love with christ, but we are here talking very seriously about FSM, please, if you are blind to see our God, let us show him for you, because hi´s your God and you must see it!!! because we loves you,we says: FSM IS YOUR GOD, HE LOVES YOU!!!!
mike, you must open your mouth and say RAMEN!!!!!!!
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This will never be taught in schools.
Evolution has logic and evidence.
This is just foolish.
Why must you be so dumb?
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I only just heard of this recently and i already am a follower, i think i was touched by the monsters noodly appendage!! RAmen!!
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gr8 religion heard it today joined today
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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision; it is so far beyond anything we have any means of understanding that we just think of it as a different class of object, a different class of matter; ‘life’, something that had a mysterious essence about it, was God given, and that’s the only explanation we had. The bombshell comes in 1859 when Darwin publishes ‘On the Origin of Species’. It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it’s yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we’re not made of anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn’t read well.
As quoted in Richard Dawkins’ Eulogy for Douglas Adams
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wow
thats all pretty enlightening, I agree with the scienticts (and im actualy quite good at science) It all makes sense now, a giant spagetti monster made everything.
Good stuff
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I AM A beliver of the great FSM.
And Pirate Fish
God No science
Fsm Loads
God boring
Fsm Fun
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What proof is there that god exsists, If adam and eve were the first Humans than surely they would of got eatan by the dinosaurs and there is no record of Adam and Eve ever having a baby so infact we should not be here.
it was the Great FSM
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Karl,
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I get a little sad whenever I’m reminded of Adams’s passing. He was a pirate of the finest sort.
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OEJ
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My PhD is in Olfactory of Excretion in Humans. And my vast knowlege, as well as my sure inflated ego are smelling alot of B.S. in here.
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Saxxon
It took a PhD to figure that out? (My dog told me to say that.)
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We were not created in his image. He let us create pasta in His image, to honor him. Why can no one see this?
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I always knew there had to be more to live…..
this is a real eye opener
I feel enlightened
Now that I am writing this I am realizing I never really appreciated my spaghetti… i don’t even really like spaghetti. What does this mean?????
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dear joost, pasta comeith in many a form,if one doth displease thee,tryith yet another.-maccaronni perhaps?
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I was touched by the noodly appendage last night and realized the truth of all things. FSM is the way, the truth all things are he, and he is all things. May parmesan be upon HIM, and garlic and sauce to you all
RAmen
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For many years now I have felt compelled (on occasion) to dress as a pirate…now I know why…
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I cannot believe for a minute that the well known and much respected Peter ‘Ahoy’ Hooper has come out of the proverbial closet. Indeed this new and sure to be esteemed member of the fine and rapidly growing Church of the FSM has adorned the official dress to help lower global warming and will doubtlessly adhere to ‘Speak like a Pirate Day’ next September. This man has indeed shed his spots. Well done Mr Hooper and help spread the word.
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My inflated ego from my 8+ years of college does not get in the way of my ability to see the sublimity of FSMism. I will be proposing a new interdisciplinary field, Pasta and Pirate Studies, at the MLA’s 2007 conference. Students would take courses in Religion, Dietetics, Sociology, History, and Linguistics (to better speak like a pirate in September). All exams will be oral, and held at Olive Garden.
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Love it, very off the wall!!! ;-)
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Ahoy there!
I be from a long line of Pastafarian Pirates, dating back to the 1400’s. Me family has been scallywaggin’ and spreadin’ thee good word of the FSM for centuries. Arr, I be glad that some landlubbers too have been touched by his noodly appendage, and ye have taken the time to scribe this ‘ere page. Ye who be spreadin’ untruths about His Noodleness shall be flogged thrice with thee cat o’ nine gnocchi (me grand-pappy’s idea was stolen by thee British, those puddin’-eatin’ sea urchins), and let me tell ye, it’s al dente gnocchi. His Noodleness be very acceptin’ of other faiths and beliefs ye have, however, when some scallywag with a Ph.D be spreadin’ untruths about him, ye shall bear the full brunt of his noodly wrath. RAmen.
Be seein’ ye around the Cape,
Capn’ Cavatelli
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I must admit that at first I scoffed at the notion that there was a connection between the waning number of pirates and global climate change – however the same day that I discovered (and rejected) the clear evidence presented in your graph, I beleive I was touched by his noodly appendage and the truth was revealed to me – that evening, sat right opposite me on the bus home from my place of study was a man with a scar and an eyepatch – clearly a pirate!
At that moment the truth was revealed to me by his holy tendril of taste – Of Course! a pirate wouldn’t be driving an SUV – he’d be doing his bit for climate change by riding a bike, using public transportation, or sailing a low emission 7 masted Man O’War bristling with cannon.
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Thank you Purple Pillock…I shall stagger across the country side, drinking rum and making pirate noises from this day forth in order to spread far and wide the most holy message of the omnipotent FSM…and the devil to pay to any who stand in my way ha ha ha ha ha….
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I am a believer in the giant floating beer can who created the world. I consider this entire website sick. Heathendom rules here. How can you fail to see the truth in the Aluminum Carrier of All that is Good? I hereby declare holy war on the pastafarians. this is a call to all who are loyal to HE WHO CONTAINS THE BEER. Eat that.
one who sees the truth behind the merchandising
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Truthofthebeercan:
HERESY!!!!
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truthofthebeercan
Take heed o heretics of the faith! May His Noodliness have you walk the plank into the Great Sea of Knowledge. For there is but one true religion under His Noodly Appendage. All others are but mere imitations (and not even a very good one) and are naughty in His sight. Be ye smited by His Sacred Sword of Sarcasm.
RAmen
MJK, Orthodox Pastafarian
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you have converted me, mad john kidd
i have bought a pirate hat, given up my ninja gear, and become a devout follower of His Noodly Appendage. I know, it seems like I gave up easily, but therre WAS an extremely long mental battle in which i shouted at myself and therre was inpiring music. I think it may win me an oscar. No, really, it was that emotional. I am in no way a 145-year old kid sitting att he computer trying desperately to distract myself from the impending doom of my biology final. Nope. I don’t even know why I added that last part, because it’s certainly not me. But anyways, thank you for showing me the way of His Noodliness. I have been smited by the Sacred Sword of Sarcasm, and I have been chastened.
RAmen.
truthofthefsm
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correction: 14-year old
i am in no way 145 years old
i think you can tell
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Welcome aboard, truthofthebeercan. I like the handle. There may be plenty of room onboard our fine vessel for a philosophy of the beer can, just so long as it complies with the EIGHT CONDIMENTS. Are you familiar with them?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22
RAmen
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That is some amazing shit there. I do believe most of my prior faith does comply with the 8 condiments. I will have to call off my holy war, though, mustn’t I? O snap. That always takes so much time and effort that I would really rather spend…. well, anywhere else than in front of crowds of people who hate me for converting and are intent on murdering all people who believe in my new religion. I’ll do my best. Since most of the people are related to me, the attempt may go off better than expected.
Salutations,
RAmen
truthofthefsm
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I think the use of Shakespearean insults, which are a great favorite of mine, will facilitate the peace process. I don’t know quite how, but they are so cool that “verily, thou art naught but a fobbing, beef-witted boar-pig” couldn’t do anything but work in favor of His Noodliness. Shakespeare = way cooler than most people think, and I will now step into my time machine and convert him to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Adieu
RAmen, for the last time, if the new nuclear reactor, fueled by maniacal laughter, that I used fails… again
truthofthefsmwithamathfinalnextweek
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Spaguetti rulez! \o/
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if you say you can teach about a giant pasta monster then why cant Intelligent design be tought?
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if you say you can teach about a giant pasta monster then why cant Intelligent design be tought??????
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screw this dang website. who the hell will believe in a f.s.m. god, and you guys are using a peice off artwork that took years to make and you put a screwball spagetti monster in there. how the hell would a spagetti monster be connected to a non-intelligent design website. go see Father Bob, you guys need help
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:P
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confused dude hates this too. i am sitting right next to him. blah
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me and B should be doing a debate but this is much for fun >8)
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this place made my mommy sacrifice herself for this damn religion
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as you know by now we are just bored and posting fun stuff belive in what you want and let everything be tought and nothing be silenced live with this site i may not personly like it but youl live they are not being serious (i hope)
-Peace OUT!
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screw what confused dude just said. go to heck f.s.m. truthofthebeercan is a douche.
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being serious is for retards
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@truthofthebeercan
Don’t fret too much over the loss of your beercan. We keep our beer in beer volcanoes.
(decorated with strippers)
RAmen
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@B & confused dude
you two should probably read the open letter:
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http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
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it might explain what we are doing. it strikes me that if you are going to yell at us, you might want to first know what we are. as to the post-
“if you say you can teach about a giant pasta monster then why cant Intelligent design be tought??????”-
you have the order wrong.
RAmen
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@B and confused dud, perhaps you haven’t yet read all of our propaganda. Here you go:
http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/fsm_brochure2.pdf
RAmen
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ps ‘dud’ was a typo not an insult!
RAmen
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RAmen Gnocci Man. We can but try.
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@Wench Nikkiee
But try we will.
RAmen
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Crap! They get younger’er and younger’er
Dang!
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Oh well Peter, indoctinate them while they are young. Appears to work for other religions!
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Don’t waste too much time on them. These are likely the same kids (or friends of them) that posted on the stamp thread last week.
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OEJ
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Good point!
Hey you kids… I know you are to young for the beer here…
However, We can hook you up with some…
Jesus Christ Almighty, Mighty Miracle water…
Have at it…
Ramen
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@One Eyed Jack
Yeah OEJ, I had a feeling of that possibility. Things appear to be just a little slow on site this morning (7.15am here) and I feel like playing. :(
RAmen
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Oh well, I suppose I’ll just take some nerd anti-melt and go outside and indulge in physical exertion instead.
RAmen
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@b and confused dude
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who the fuck are you people. wtf.
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did anybody understand them. they also mentioned they were sitting next to each other. maybe they are gay but are playing it off like ted haggard.
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I hope the miracle water tastes better than beer. nothing tastes better than beer (imo)
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I like penne.
I think us FSM followers need a dating website. PastaMonsterLovers.com or something, so we can find others who enjoy the noodly touch.
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You are all wrong, the creator is in fact a sock
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@ Someone
Care to back that up with peer-reviewed scientific journals? No? Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence. So there.
RAmen
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il glde you people are happy with what were posting live with it freedom of speech!!!!!1 hahahahahahahahahahah losers do something better then getting on this site
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il glde you people are happy with what were posting live with it freedom of speech!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah losers do something better then getting on this site
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im glade*
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I don’t give a damn if you stupid people call me and confused dude idiots. i will always think this religion is bull.
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confued dude my friend
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i meaqnt confused dude
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god my typing sucks
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its sad when i saw that people who werent kids were on this site…….frankly its horrible if you belive this (blondes and retards) but you can keep posting on this site..in your moms basement…..with your “RPG’s” it sickens me go do something worthwhile (by the way i see the typo, when i made my name 1 word >:P)
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that shut you up
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@confuseddude
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and your point is what
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Hey jesus christ. i know the manwich personally. he and confused dude are my friends
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that your all nerds, shut-ins, retards. dum-blondes, or all of the above
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fuck you jesus christ your the retard here leave confused dude alon and b and ps all you start your sentences is @ learn how to say something else
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relax dont yell at them for there problems
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and to think jesus christ, you thought the manwich was pretty cool. he is to much of a man for you
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@manwich
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whoa hold on, why the fuck are you against me now. what did i personally do you. in fact, i gave you good advice and you accepted. wtf has this world come to.
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way to call me a retard, i just am saying that confused dude does not know what he’s talking about. i don’t know, if you’re at least against ID and creationism then i’m fine.
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@b
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that’s ok, i like girls anyway
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manwhich has double personalitys, secondly i personly dont lie cults i KNOW ITS A CRAZY IDEA THAT CULTS ARE BAD but i dont like the idea of mass suicide sry :(
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ah……………………………..nevermind sorry i spoke out of preportions and i feel (some big word that makes me sound smart lol) i’ll relook at the argument okay sorry about that it was in character
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me and confused dude convinced him to join us loser. go find your boyfriend or something.
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not lie like*
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where the hell is thruthofthebeercan. he is not a douche bag anymore, i think you are
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@confuseddude
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this is a satire site. of course i know that there’s no FSM. as i told manwich, the main reason i’m here is to speak against ID and creationism. now those are pretty fucking stupid ideas. it’s alright to dislike the FSM (in my opinion), i just respond negatively to anybody who’s a fundy. if you’re not a fundy then i/ll take everything back.
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im srry i was wrong it is fun screwing with people serious about this
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@the manwich
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it’s ok, i think we should be cool
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lol i personly think that its weird that your name is Jesus schrist and you hate ID creationism i mean cmon? any boyfriend troubles? or are you to dorky to have friends?
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@confuseddude
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alright, i understand. yes, if people did take this seriously, then that would be scary. i see what you mean. just remeber that people like me only joke around when we say there’s proof of the FSM. i hope we’re cool.
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@jesus christ
it is so fun just 2 screw around with true believers
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ps were u form b, confused dude also what schoolu go to
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@confused dude
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my name is an obvious oxymoron. it’s a joke. i’m not christian, i’m atheist. i don’t have any boyfriends for i am a straight man and i do have a good amount of friends.
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goodbye forever you have confused me to much
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@b
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yes, i can understand. i won’t stop you from doing that.
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there are lots of crazy things on this site
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wasnt aware you were a man
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yea…crzy thigs…..good luck with the whole athiesm thing
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Me (b) confused dude, and the manwich all go to the same school. that is why we know so well what each other is saying. lol
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o cmon b leave the guy alone hes cool take a chill pill honestly
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sry if anyone belivied what i was saying odviously i wasnt being serious (DUH!!!!!) if i caused anyone to thik to hard well sry
-disclaimer
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think*
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i am not atheist. i actually dont kno what i am
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ps confused dude i think you got some brown stuff on your nose i thik it’s fresh form jesus christ lol
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my friend cam is about to be killed by confused dude
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call help i was just stabbed!
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oh my god, what6 a bloody mess
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manwich clean it up
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good by cruel world…….”beam me up…god” (faimly guy quote)
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oh my god hes dead he dead…………………………………..party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ding dong the dude is dead wich, dude the confused dude
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i don’t know what the fuck is going on right now.
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b can i use your pencil really quick
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cam says confused dude is an ASS
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its true i am an ASS!!
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@jesus christ
of course you don’t, you are where we are so you don’t know what the three of us are doing
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wheres my savior? jesus????
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@confuseddude
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your savior is right here talking to you via the internet.
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screw fsm new svior is jesus christ the newborn king ps can in have an autograph
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@the manwich
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yes, you can have my autograph. it will be hard to sign though with a computer
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no it easy get e nail a draw your sig on an email, make sure the nail sharp and if doenst wotk hammer nail in computer intll work
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ps if nail gets in eye get hammer and hammer through the other side of head
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Wow, I wish I had gone to that school. Any educational institution that lets you get shitfaced and type on the computer is cool by me. To me is appears that B, Confuseddude, and The Manwich are clearly drunk, yet this discombobulated dialogue may not be attributed to alcohol (sadly), and is instead just rooted in pure idiocy…
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man, nobodies been posting for a long time. i guess it’s because we all have lives unlike what all the critics say.
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okay, just curious:
Whose side are they on? this is an obvious satire site (fundies are pretty much the only ones who sometimes don’t get it), but their arguments often seem to switch viewpoints randomly.
RAmen
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Word is that Confuseddude, The Manwich & B, are part of the monkeys with typewriters experiment.
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be thankful for us without guys like us you would be posting stuff like “spaghetii rulz /o|”
so suck it up and move on
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…sadly hes right
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yup
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No…..His Noodleyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster rules!!!
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage
RAmen
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so heres what going on ps were joking around not being idiot smart ass. any who, i say intellegent design shouldn’t be taught in science class, but of bush says we should……………………………….carp…………………………..thats right bush is our president…………………………………………………………………………………………………………..dammit. You know how many theories that would have to be taught in science class if u taught one it wouldn’t be fair to another person of a religion, and so on. There is proof that evolution is fact. So yes i am saying no to intellegnet design in science class. ps Wench Nikkee go fuck your dad our something you do, plz stop fucking your computer thanks, ps are you a fat bitch or a fat boy you tell me
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jesus sorry i stop postin had to go to diff class, plz i wont to piss you off im bored lol
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Well, I’m not a wanker and I’m literate. Can you say literate?
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wow hey buddy learn how to insult honestly you saying that only makes yourself seem more like a retarded fat bitvh have fun with your dad hes horny as hell, your mom told me last night.
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let their peace so any way lets stop throwing stones and just debate on intellegent if we untie nun shall stand in our way
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My post is short for ‘couldn’t be bothered’
Have fun won’t you.
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Wench Nikkiee is a real lady, little boys. She is way out of your league. May I remind you that you are in OUR CHURCH. And you are welcome, but if you care not to show respect you are welcome to leave. Care for some Kool-Aid?
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so were are u in all this ID wench
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Didn’t I say this just yesterday…..?
They get younger’er and younger’er
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mad joh kid, i have to say that was a pretty funny comment
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oh my god im not fricken 10 im FUCKIN 16
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Thanks MJK, Manwcih obviously doesn’t know what I eat for breakfast. ;)
BTW I reponded to your ‘in the wild’ post over on Kansas School thread.
RAmen Pastafarian
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You are on the Academic Endorsements thread. Don’t you see the irony? Don’t know what irony is? It’s a word, maybe you should look it up.
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so, were are you on ID mjk, and Wn (see happy) i want to know your side on this
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@ The Manwcih
Go look for the straw-man is a fallacy thread. I warn you, it is a long one, but I’ve made my position quite clear there.
RAmen
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and over there, as well as over on all the other ‘theres’ like all Pastafarians. Mind you MJK, you do it a lot better than most.
RAmen
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Thank you, Wenchy. I try. And may I say you are no slouch either.
I finally got around to responding on the KS Board thread.
RAmen
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These kids obviously go to a christian college.
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Holy crap! The furious typing of The Manwich’s monkey paws just single handedly wrote out the first chapter of Hovind’s first book! And to think it would take 15 monkeys!
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I know this isn’t the RUN!!! thread, but it is kind of a reoccurring theme (monkeys typing nonsense).
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RAmen.
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ill all want you to know (out of context and everything not to insult anyone) Manwhich is a complete suck up he has changed sides on evolotuion….ID……well everthing he just trying to fit in (i know him personaly) so be nice hes actually in eigth grade and, at least i hope hes not 16 hes been saying hes 13 but IDK (hes also 3′ 5″ so im not worried about him getting pissed for saying that)
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P.S reno 911 rocks!
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@ confused dude,
Dude! Me thinks you’re confused!
Are you like that Sybil chick or something?
Would you like to buy some …
Miracle water… It might help…
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Carter Sucks. yes thats ‘confused dudes’ real name
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i don’t have a problem with people saying the humor on this site sucks (that’s only an opinion, humor is opinion)
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i do have a problem with people who somehow believe evolution either has no evidence, is not the truth, and there is somehow a better theory out there. i personally know that if you actually buy the bible stories as literal, then you are seriously misguided. ID is not a science, it’s just a bunch of religious fucks trying to somehow show that there is science to a magic man in the sky that doesn’t exist. it’s sadly embarrsing
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Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, dude i believe in God not in ID, and especially not adam and eve, your right ill post agian at my time 11:45, now it is 7:33am so hopefully get to talk with u
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@manwich
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alright, for the sake of you, i will say i respect your relgious beliefs and i’m sorry if i offended you in any way. i mostly aim my insults at those who take it literally. i guess since i’m atheist i get carried away with attacking fundamentalists. i will say this for the first time ever to everybody.
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i am against the fundamental practices that want to put religion as absolute power and have it decide what’s right in wrong. that’s just not cool. however, that doesn’t mean all religious people are like that, in fact most religious people aren’t. it’s the crazy extremists that decide to get into politics that bugs me. i have no problem with anybody being religious, i just don’t want them to tell me it’s the absolute truth and to take everything literally. also, i don’t want it to be telling me how to live (examples; prayer in school, an alternative to evolutionl, and especially telling me how to have sex and when)
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Does anyone get the feeling that these people may be mocking us?
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good observation
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thank you captian obvious
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so bored……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk………………………………………………………………………………………hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………………………………………so bored………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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Bored teenagers. Is there anything more sad?
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There is. Teenagers who fail to see the light of his holy appendages. ;)
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yea pahteic old men in their 50s tryin to make teenagers look bad, that my friends
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Teenagers, supposedly attending school, who have not learnt any spelling or grammar!
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what heppened to the rest of my comment dammit and it had a snappy ending oh well
@ urmama …………………………………………………………………how can i say this agian………………….ahhh……………………i don’t what you say to me, come to me when ur done with your hissy fit, i know your on your period but just try to calm down thanks.
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wht hell all my comments grammar keeps getting deleted and makes me look like an idiot…………who cares.
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you’d still look like an idiot.
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Oh great, the arsewipes are back. Hello Manwcih!
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So much for the Academic endorsements thread!
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I beleive that a few too many people that take part in this cult have forgotten to take their medication. I would highly reccomend that all of you go seek some advice from a psychologist or it just might be that you all have tumors.
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Thanks wink, have done. Hell, you’re going to feel good if someone really does have a brain tumour. Or perhaps we are the sane ones? I don’t know. Oh my, is that the big blue ostrich of reason knocking on my door? …
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why at this particular blog place tha everybody has to be a dick, honestly were just jokin around honestly cmon this is bs were ever i go, oh no kids o my fucking god, who gives a dam
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@ TheManwhich
Who gives a dam? Obviously we do. If you want to be treated with respect, then maybe you should try earning it for a change. Just a suggestion.
RAmen
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wow they talk about tsm is as valid as ID but really now we have photogrphic evidence of a battle between god and Him , Him in the sky and Him in a claymation making the mountion,trees,midget then the ocean and a pirate ship appears with out the fsm creating it then he creates a pirate. What more evidence do you need?
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then tell me how im i sppose to eh? It wouldn’t matter how could i if i do not know anyone or have met in real life, man brilliant idea it wouldnt matter you know that and you know you do no ofense, ps do any of u belief in doaism, i got do to a project and could use some doaist
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Manwich – try running a search for Taoism (I know it can be spelled with a D). Just do a bit of research :)
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Well if these guys say so, all hail his noodliness
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I have seen Him!!! Last night in my dreams, He revealed to me! And I had eaten Spaghetti that evening!!! A MIRACLE!! The FSM exists!!!!
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I agree. A doctor can be an asshole, a total stupid (IQ= 70 or something). Etc. What if I do no eat Spaghetti? And what if the Holy Lord Almighty Invisible Untouchable Flying Spaghetty Monster doesn’t exist? Or what if it is evil and wanna make us believe that it’s not? Therefore it can eat us all in a second and all we can do is wait to become FSM food. No, wait a second, that’s not true. We must fight back the evil FSM !!!
Fellows, I know my will, and it is to ask you this; Don’t you know that the FSM has died?
I give you the Superman.
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Don’t talk about the Noodley one who begat you, for Jeesus He is none other than your own father. Return to His Noodley embrace cheesus for He loves you more than you will ever know! Consume the Pasta of His perfect peace and repent your blaspheme of Him.
RAmen
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Jesus Christ, Jesus!
You need help! And lots of it! ASAP!
Superman? WTF? Good drugs? Yeah, that’s my guess!
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I completely respect the site’s disrespect for judeo-christian belief,but I wish to ad the fact that all ancient religions are based on observations of reality during trance-states of the mind induced either by consiousness-expanding hallucinogenic chemicals found in plants or naturally ocurring in sleep(N,N-dimethyltryptamine that is litteraly produced by our third eye,the pineal gland and is also involved in birth and death),I myself have experimented with both and observed reality,and I discovered things that go beyond my wildest imagination,and experienced the supernatural,and I came to the conclusion of 3 basic elements of reality wich are 2 opposites and a void,and 13 dimensions,wich were actually (mis)translated to gods and titans thousands of years ago,one of my theories actually ressembles the string-theory(except that they have 11,but they keep discovering more)and experienced a cosmic serpent wich actually is dna and shamans of the amazon knew about this long before some scientist discovered the molecule while tripping his ass of on lsd(or so I heard),so what I say is that religion in fact is a science,the science of reality,and just because some pope dressed as a fly-agaric mushroom(the forbidden fruit,wich actually is a hallucinogen,and his red-white outfit coincidentally ressembles the mushroom,or was it the cardinals,I forgot)takes the writings of his outfit eaters to litterally,doesn’t mean religion is complete bull-shit,they made it into bullshit(christians and nearly all modern religions)so I say spread the word of the flying spaghetti monster,humanity is nowdays lacking consiousness that they’l actually buy it
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For His Noodlyness Sake !!!
C’mon Peter Popoff, why do you think I need help? Can’t you see the cruel horrible terrible reality? They just wanna poison your mind. (by the way, Superman= Overman= Overhuman= Superhuman= Ãœbermensch= Superhombre)
Religion isn’t in fact is a science, it is a control measure meant to human beings, it’s a soft technology. Religion is a term that doesn’t mean God and it seems to be an effort to apply theology in the sociology, some sort of mix, just a belief that claims to explain universe and it’s founded on two concepts; good and evil. Both concepts are quite controversial and seems to try to support the existence of DNA instead of human happiness and life. Blah Blah Blah, Ethics, Morale, animals, etc.
Hey, convinced trimurtist, I’m from Chihuahua, North México, and Peyote (Lophophora Williamsii) and Toloache (Datura) are well known in the local tribes (Raramuri or Tarahumara) who use them in their religious practices. And I can obtain those herbs just by walking a little bit outside the city (is is not illegal to consume peyote, indeed, you can store two pounds for your own private use). Peyote contains a high concentration of mescaline and other powerful alkaloids. I respect the use of peyote to illuminate yourself.
Der Mensch ist Etwas, das überwunden werden soll. Was habt ihr getan, ihn zu überwinden?”
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I think people with dots between paragraphs have maybe been using line editors in Unix too long.
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Or something.
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All Hail Bob!
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@convinced trimurtist. You need to lay off the hallucinogens. I understand that’s what causes most religions experences
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Let us pray.
¿Cuántos como tu, vagarán? El dinero es todo, para amar, amargo los dÃas si no hay.
Duérmete mi niño, nadie va a gritar, la luna en el agua…
RAmen.
I ate all my pasta.
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There’s that upside wrong ¿ again!
Can’t we please speaka da english, when we praise the good one? ¿
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Don’t listen to the non believers, People that do not believe are just in denial!!!!!!!
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@david
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and why should i listen to you if all you jabber is magic man talk. for me, i do believe in something, that’s reality. not superstition
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oh yea, if you’re trying to save my godless soul, then just realize that a veiw you as a dumbass and you won’t succeed
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I would just like to say that I understand what you are saying but before I do join this church I would like to take more time reading through and will first read the Gosple. Thank you very much for opening my eyes to FSM.
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I would just like to say that I understand what you are saying but before I do join this church I would like to take more time reading through and will first read the Gosple. Thank you very much for opening my eyes to FSM.
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I just want to remind you all that His Noodlyness, on he’s infinite glory, knows all languages. And I also speak spanish, so I want to translate the prayer of brother Jesus;
How much as you, will stroll around? The money is quite, to love, bitter the days if there is not.
Fall asleep my child, nobody is going to shout, the moon in the water …
I also want to say that is isn’t a prayer, indeed, it’s a song called ‘Canción de cuna para un niño vago’, (pronounce as “Can C on the Coo nah par ahh oon neenyo Bag-o) from Victor Jara. Then why…???
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neb! neb! neb! (continues chating)
*in the distance
ben! ben! ben! (continues chanting, has arms bending back and forth outstretched, then bent at the elbow to form a 90 degree angle)
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Lo! An Omen! Peering within I saw the Appendage eaten by Itself as a writhing serpent of spaghetti born then disappearing and through its circularity forming a vibrating orb. The pure albino Meatball borne from the Primordial Sauce. Transformed before me from red sauce to white. Alfredo born of Tomatoe. Alas! The Omen spoke of the emergence of the Third Meatball to complete the occular Triad of meat. This calls for wisdom for the Chef goes before the Meal. A great eye which sees within the Mangle and without. Emanating from the Third Eye are all ideas of the Mind unitary, reflecting on Itself and projecting through Its mighty tentacles of pasta. That our universe might come into existence following the Recipe, nothing more than the reflection of a lonely FSM imaging a world and thus making it come to pass. Of which energy is channeled by the power of Carbohydrate! May I always serve you humbly, my Noodly Appendage and I may I never stray down the path of the lesser demons of rice, soy, or corn less they be processed into Noodle-form. This is the Recipe of the FSM. Ramen.
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ok thats all bullshit. youre all retarted. if you believe this shit tell me, so i can send a cruise missile to your house and then skin your dogs and set them on fire.
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What if we don’t own dogs….? (Alright, I’m done and off for bed. Meh.)
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Where are you going to get a cruise missile? I would assume you’re going to pray for it? To whom are you going to pray? And if you go around blowing up peoples’ houses with divine ballistic weaponry, aren’t you eventually going to reduce, either accidentally or by sheer idiocy, the worshipper base of your chosen god, therby lessening his power to grant wishes?
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INADATG, do you read before you post? try a dictionary first (it’s spelt retarded) and what do you have against dogs? maybe you’ve been bitten in the past? seems a bit harsh to take your anger and temper out on a harmless animal. You seem to be quite worked up about stuff here, perhaps you’re using this to mask another issue? perhaps you could do with some therapy, maybe discuss your relationship with your parents? or perhaps you’ve found yourself inexplicably drawn to members of the same sex? if you were pastafarian this wouldn’t be a problem. If it makes you happy and doesn’t hurt someone else why not indulge? either way i’d suggest leaving the dogs alone, not even the pope condones that…
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I don’t think he’ll need to pray (this time) as he’s probably a senior figure at the pentagon.
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@ im not as drunk as these guys Jan 13th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
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You come near my dog and I’ll rip your nadgers off and use them as dog food. You think that you could programme a cruse missile? hahaha – I’ll bet you haven’t got past Janet and John yet!
You have a nice day now!
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@Alchemist
If you need any help with the removal of nadgers let me know – I am qualified you know ;)
So, not in a better mood yet then? ;)
Actually, anyone who threatens to skin a dog to make a point (or, indeed for any reason) deserves all they get! Go to it!
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Hahaha – thanks Booty. Mood’s getting better, still spoiling for a fight but will settle for for sarcasm!
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:)
Glad to hear it!
Don’t hit me, I’m only a little wench! ;)
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Don’t hit me, I’m only a little wench! ;)
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Not a chance Booty! Never been like that.
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Just want some numpties to abuse :) Oh, where is Dr Mike, TLM, Millsy etc when you need them?
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Hey Manwhich go boil your head
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I just notice who the second quite is from. Ha ha!
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How many academic endorsements are there anyway?
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i have seen the FSM on my own eyes!!
please email me when you need some eye-wittnesess
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/kev/null Jan 20th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
i have seen the FSM on my own eyes!!
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ON MY OWN EYES!
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Was he like just sitting on them or what?
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perhaps the FSM incarnated in his noodlie brain.
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just found the website,classic stuff
i have to own up for my sins,tonight i had a jar of the cheapest spag bol sauce with my minced christian and pasta.
tomorrow night i will buy the expsensive stuff to make up for it.
i hope the gods can forgive me
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Peter Popoff :
im not from english-native country. i
mean by my eyes. are you now satisfied??
Beastly Rich :
yep, my noodle brain. and my noodle
neurons… now im typing by my noodle
fingers.. kokoce:)
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You’ll have to forgive Peter, Kev – he drinks a little too much of his miracle water sometimes ;) Welcome aboard – do you have photographic evidence of His Noodliness?
We always welcome some more evidence :)
RAmen.
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@ kev
Well hell Kev.
I just assumed you were a drive by poster, we get so many.
Let me be the first to welcome you to here…
Welcome to here.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
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Erm, excuse me Mr future President, but I think you’ll find I was the first to welcome Kev – so ner!
We’ve been getting an awful lot of rain – you haven’t been shipping your miracle water over have you?
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My bad Booty, I looked up^ the thread…
to see if he was welcomed, I don’t fair so good at looking
down, I get dizzy!
You have a relative, that can relate to that at the moment. :)
No I’ve been drinking the water, not much exports today.
Again, I’m sorry for missing your post!
Hey Kev, Let me be the second one to welcome you aboard!
May you be forever touched, all over!
Ramen
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Booty Jan 21st, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Erm, excuse me Mr future President, but I think you’ll find I was the first to welcome Kev – so ner!
We’ve been getting an awful lot of rain – you haven’t been shipping your miracle water over have you?
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Oh yes, Booty, everybody.
When I become Prez. Could you please just refer to me as…
“using my best Kartman voice”… Mr Pee Pee!
It just sounds more Authoritative!
Thank you.
Ramen
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I saw teh monster in the bottom of my toilet and low and behold, I was made a believer.
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OK, I want to get something straight. You really believe that a supreme being (what ever faith is yours) really wants to look like dinner?? One would think that if this higher being was a peaceful god (use this term loosely) that he would take a form that wasn’t so…..RETARDED!!!! I want to know where you buy your drugs
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@Robert Jan 26th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
“One would think that if this higher being was a peaceful god (use this term loosely) that he would take a form that wasn’t so…..RETARDED!!!!”
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I don’t understand Robert, why is His form retarded? His Noodles appear to be quite balanced to me.
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eye witness. You really need to get a clue.
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GiG…
“You really need to get a clue.”
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Why? He merely replied, far more politely than the comment warranted, to someone insulting our faith. He didn’t go to Robert’s faith’s website, blather on in a holier-than-thou manner of offering up pasta for his soul, and generally irritate whoever witnessed the comments.
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What’s more, he worships a being that is far more logical than any variation of the Abrahamic god.
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He seems perfectly clued up to me.
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@ PP
Sounds good to me!
Sorry, missed your comments until now.
@ God is good – Give us a clue then, tell us how to make sense of all that damnation stuff in the Bible if God is so good – sounds like a control freak with sex issues to me!
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We live in El Yunque Rain Forest where sightings of UFO’s are very common. Rest assured that we have been seeing flying saucers, now we realize that we could not see the pasta on the saucers because of our ignorance and lack of faith, but the solid evidence presented here has enlightened us. We look forward to becoming ministers in your FSMology church and spread the gospel.
The evidence presented in this Web page is overwhelming,
screw Darwin blessed be the pasta!
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I have been touched by the Great Noodley Appendage
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All this banter leaves me famished!!!
I’m off to get me some pasta (in a totally non-theologically-cannibalistic way of course…)
RAhmen
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Ara Pastafarian Feb 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
All this banter leaves me famished!!!
I’m off to get me some pasta (in a totally non-theologically-cannibalistic way of course…)
RAhmen
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It’s quite alright, Ara Pastafarian.
I’m eating Spaghetti with Italian sausage myself.
And after having one of those epiphany thingies.
I dicided to mix some sliced pepperoni in.
Quite good! Thanks, FSM
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@Robert “”OK, I want to get something straight. You really believe that a supreme being (what ever faith is yours) really wants to look like dinner?? One would think that if this higher being was a peaceful god (use this term loosely) that he would take a form that wasn’t so…..RETARDED!!!! I want to know where you buy your drugs”
Does that surprise you, a supreme being humble enough to appear looking like a dinner? And having a sense of humor too. Supreme beings like that are sooo rare, we have to take really good care of them!
RAmen to you Pirates!
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In all his noodly goodness, our great overseer, the Flying Spaghetti monster, wishes us not to bicker with one another. Instead, he gives us milk and says “take this all of you and drink it. It is my blood, the forgiveness of pwnage.” He then offers to the most devout of pastafarians rations of spaghetti and says “take this all of you and drink it, for it is my body, given for you in the forgiveness of pwnage.” He was tried, crucified, and buried. But on the third day he boiled, and his noodly goodness returned again to deliver to us the message of peace and love!
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So, ‘God’ is actually a handful of flying spaghetti noodles and meatballs? What utter bilge! What utter insanity! ###The SCARY part of the whole thing is that THAT idea is no more ridiculous than any other ‘religion’. THAT is what should keep you awake at night! That boogey-man under your bed is still there……… and one night he’ll jump up and yell ‘BOO!’ ………and then disappear when you turn on the lights. He lives only in the darkness of ignorance. Sweet dreams, Brothers & Sisters.
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Good night to you to von Larson.
I’m lucky though, Mom lets me stay up till eleven on weekends.
Ramen
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Oh my freaking god, you people are lunatics. This is the most idiotic idea of a religion ever created. Just THINK about it for a second. you are worshiping an inatimate, bowl of spagetti. WHERES ITS BRAIN?!?!? In fact where are YOUR brains. It is human nature to believe there is an all divine god, not a divine spagetti moron. I hope you all burn in hell because I hate to break it to you, but I have a feeling this GOD is not real you stupid ass idiots. If god is real, he probably doesnt want us to do the shit we do for religion anyway. Like eat noodles, and pray to him. Oh my GOD, I just cant stop thinking about how deluded you people are. OMG Im laughing at you while typing this. You people are IDIOTS. You have an IQ lower than a retarted dog with no brain who had parents that dropped him on his head and stuck crayons up his nose to fix is color blinded eyes. Im 14 and even I know how much of a scam and what a horrible idea this is. The worse thing about it is, PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING IT. Their buying into it. Maybie your not stupid, maybe your so smart that you were able to get a few thousand people to pay you to preach to them about how an inatimate object wants them to run your lives! If you did plan that, then nice job because its working. I hope this religion shows the rest of the world how ludacris people can be sometimes. JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!
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^^sumone needs anger management XD lool ^^ heehee hes obviously NOT a believer. ITS BRAIN IS IN ITS BALLS!!! meat balls to be exact XD lol it acts on instinct XD aha hey in this day this day and age ANYTHINGS possible!!!!
loberness
*misa*
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anti-spagetti…yet another person who DOESN’T GET THE JOKE and should LEARN TO SPELL.
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JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!
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Well its not a joke when people are paying the owners of the religion and are preaching it in public.
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watch your language sir!!!! XD aha sry lack of sleep makes me hyper. take ur pills of chilll man XD. its an intresting religon and most people get the comedic side of it instead of all the scientology…..doesn’t seem liek theyre joking that much about it……tom cruise is scarey….and loco…
loberness
*misa*
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CoFSM is a SATIRE designed to show one thing: that teaching religion as if it were fact is absurd. that teaching Intelligent Design, a hypothesis based purely on biblical mythology, is a stupid and baseless thing to do in a science class.
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pastafarians do preach in public, yes. this is because our ideology, like any, must be brought to others if it is to spread. personally, though, i am an atheist.
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no, we do not simply give Bobby Henderson money. CoFSM has merchandise, yes, but it does not accept tithes, nor do we have a collection plate. nor are we under any kind of spiritual duty to buy said merchandise. so yes, this is still a joke. a damn good one as well.
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bloody hell, i hate having to explain that to people. it just ruins the mood.
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Before someone signs up make sure they know that this is a JOKE. WHAT MOOD?!?!?! theres no Mood
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heehee i think its an inside joke gone far ^^ still funnie thou if u dont like it dont join it simple as that XP
loberness
*misa*
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the mood of suspended disbelief. everyone in CoFSM acts as though this is a real religion so that when lunatic christians come here spouting their evangelical bullshit, they think they are up against us for entirely the wrong reasons. when i have to drop the satire in order to explain things, it kind of annoys me. 99.99% of people who are signed up to this are well aware of the true nature of FSM. of course, it seems like you can always count on a few to miss the point. try reading the open letter, it should be blindingly obvious what we here are about.
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Truthfully, how many people can believe this? A flying spaghetti monster. Food isn’t living! This isn’t even funny! People have changed there religion to believe in this trash! No offense all, but you need to help yourselves out and forget all this nonsense.
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lol, everybody should laugh at that person, haaaaaa (and by that I can only be referring to that person ‘Ohh My’ ^ *gasp* you know what. I’ll bet that person is at church right now asking an imaginary figure for forgiveness… ’tis sad :’(… lol
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kansas has schools?
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Hi
Im a new covert to FSMism having wondered the spiritualess wasteland of evolutionism and rational thought. But now that I have seen the sauce! I will gladly believe in anything. In fact if some of you good folks out there dont have the time to be believing in stuff I would be prepared (for a nominal fee) to believe in some stuff for you. I can also help with unresolveable conflicts of belief, by allowing you to forget the more cantankerous aspects of your conflicts of faith and having absolute conviction in them my self. (again for a nominal fee of course).
In finishing, could someone explaine to me what a ” Restarted dog ” is. (see anti-spagetti’s thread) as I’d really like to believe in one of them too.
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@ Sirius D Dog Star
Even IF he had spelt retarded right, how would it be possible to measure the IQ of a dog with no brains? It would be akin to assessing the IQ of a rock, or a plastic spoon…
Anyway, I pity Americans, you have a trained monkey for a president and your public school boards are seriously considering ID…
On a side note, if it wasn’t for the convincing arguements for the FSM, I would still believe the universe was made by a blueberry pie, called Stanley.
FSM > Stanley
RAmen
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@ Ohh My
Dear me someone needs to get a grip on some Irony.
No one has “changed their religion to believe in this”; that’s the flamming point
We all know, at least I hope we all know, it is ridiculous.
The point being it is no more ridiculous than any of the other concocted fairy tales and mythologies that drain the world of its sauce.
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though halarious in almost every aspect, i sincerely hope that most people on here are interpreting ther correctly. what i mean is rather than most of the aruguments towards ID and scientific theory taught in schools requiring equality, the actual point is contradictory and riddled with irony. these points are not calling for equality rather trying to bring out what “they” beleive are the fualts of oast and modern religeon, i cannot say that i beleive in doing that but this but the FSM ism is halarious and hope it continues jst people need to learn to take it with a grain of salt.
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Wow I discovered this today……….AND……..I had th pleasure of gorging on Ramen last night……coincidence? Maybe not.
Who taught Vegas how to spell?
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@Beanarm. Hello and welcome to Insania. Crack open a tin of the best beer and settle into the forum :)
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I think Vegas was self taught – should really ask for his/her money back!
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@Alchemist
A tin of beer?!?!?!?!?! That sounds disturbing… do they sell that next to the tins of SPAM and other mystery meats? =P In Canada we drink from bottles… like nursing children, hence the term “nursing one’s beer”… means taking baby sips and abstaining from wholeheartedly entering into the revelries. Cans of beer we also have, but they serve those mostly in casinos.
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@ Batman. hahahaha – the differences between Countries =))
I really have learned so much (I usually cock that word up and say mush, bloody Huskies, always on my mind) from this site.
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We drink from cans or tins. The Aussies drink from, well anything really :) as long as it’s got ethanol in it – {Alchemist hides behind the sofa ‘cos Jingles, Nikkiee and Thumper have big, nasty teeth :)}
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We have pint tins(cans) over here – ever so attractive in a “good-bye cruel world” kond of way :)
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Did you catch my ‘Red Witch’ and ’snakebite’ sermon? Make sure you drink them alone though, A&E can take hours :))
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