“As a scientist, I’d like to say that the currently accepted scientific theory is evolution. But, some competing ideas have been proposed, such as ID and FSMism, and discussion to include one should include the other, as these ideas are equally valid.“
– Mark Zurbuchen, Ph.D.
“As a medical practitioner and scientist, I wholeheartedly believe that every theory and hypothesis needs full consideration and explanation with formal ratification by peer review. We have a duty to inform our schools and presumably pasta should form a staple part of our educational diet.“
– Dr. A. Macintyre (UK)
“Letting the religious right teach ID in schools is like letting the Marines teach poetry in advanced combat training. As a scientist, I see these the relevancy between the two sets to be equal. If Kansas is going to mess up like this, the least it can do is not be hypocritical and allow equal time for other alternative “theories” like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.”
– J. Simon, PhD
“One of the hardest things to do as a scientist is to put my personal beliefs aside when discussing matters of science. So as a professional, I have to say that both forms of Intelligent Design – ID and ID-FSM are equally valid and if intelligent design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. But, speaking personally now, it seems to me the FSM theory is MUCH more plausable than the non-FSM ID theory, because it is the only one of the two that takes into account all the discrepancies between ID and measureable objective reality.”
– Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D
“In discussing competing theories, if one is to present ID then it is only fair and logical to teach other theories with commensurate evidence. Based on Mr. Henderson’s letter, it is clear that the FSM theory has evidence comparable in weight to ID. As a scientist and professor, it is often difficult to present differing opinions in an unbiased way. However, it is important to the student to be exposed to these ideas to form their own opinions. This comes right out of the handbook of the ID purporters: present the different “theories” and let the listener decide. If those in favor of ID are so convinced, then they should not be concerned that the presentation of the FSM theory would serve to undermine the credibility of ID. “
– Elizabeth Garrett-Mayer, PhD
“At one time, I believed as the Aztecs did, that the universe was created by two gods, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca who attacked and ripped apart Hungry Woman to create the universe. Then I believed, as the Moriori do, that the universe was created when Papa and her husband Rangi hugged and bore children, and were subsequently separated by their son Tane who let light shine between them. However, my views have been swayed by the substantial evidence that the earth and universe was actually created relatively recently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). I am firmly convinced that the evidence supporting this depiction of the origins of life, the universe, and everything has many of the trappings of science, and I therefore support the inclusion of FSM creation evidence in the Kansas science curriculum and standards.“
– Sebastian Wren, Ph.D
“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.
Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD
“As a scientist I believe that when presented with a new idea every possibility should be considered so we can eventually find the truth. It would be very biased if the only possibilities presented would be regulated by some authority. As a scientist I am biased towards the theory of evolution, but this does not mean that everyone should be forced to only learn this and believe this. Putting this aside, I feel if the government feels the need to regulate what students need to learn, then all ideas should be taught in school. Not only Intelligent Design (ID) should be taught, but the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) should also be taught. In my scientific opinion when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid then the classic ID theory. There is more data to back FSM then I have ever seen for ID. The graph which was presented should alone more convincing then anything ID has ever presented. I endorse the FSM theory.“
–Afshin Beheshti, PhD
“As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience–nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood “answer” to nature’s complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, “For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.
That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner. “
–Elizabeth Cowles, PhD
Continue to Academic Endorsements – page 2
With all these endorsements from people who obviously know what they are tallking about (See: Ph. D) it is only a short matter of time before grade 8 children around the world are learning of how our noodly master created everything we know and love in his own image! I mean seriously?
Is there an Old Man With Beard Theory that could lead us to the holy grail “theory for everything”? No, instead we have string theory which is painfully obvious to anyone that it is His work!
Go on pioneers of His work and spread the word! We have backing from people smarter then most of our opposition combined!
RAmen!
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To McFeathers III: We are not created in FSM’s perfect image. We are but part of HIS grand design, For only HIM is Perfect! RAMEN!!!!
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I agree with these great minds wholly. :)
It’s great that they too could be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Duke
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Yes. I am a believer.
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From my celestial throne, I weep great tears of sadness. It used to be that PhD meant more than Permanent Humor Deficit. I guess scientists must undergo the tongs of death in order to enter the sacred halls of worship. Their humor glands are removed and replaced by latex foam that insulates their brains from any dangerous exposure to something really funny. Like how things are always changing form while we are sleeping. At night, things adapt. When we are not watching, if a mosquito can not bite us thru our thick jammies, it grows a longer, stronger hypo, and voila, it now comes around to suck the life blood out of us. If a moth loves the light but always burns his wings of in the flame, he grows fire-proof wings, and that is why we see moths dancing in the bonfires suffering no harm. They have adapted. And even scientists have adapted. In order to get a girlfriend, they pretend to be a real human, but then simply breed more latex-brained clones to rule the rest of humanity. I may have to do something about all this one day.
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I believe in God the father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit.
and I think that this is funny as hell.
keep up the comic, it provided humor to my evening…..
Ha ha ha ha hee hee
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Brilliant! Finally, somebody dares to reveal the Whole Truth!
But the real work just starts here:
What we have to do now is to get into an arguement over where it is allright to eat noodles.
Some will argue that its a form of religious ceremony and others will think of it as blasphemy. We then proceed to hate and excommunicate each other, completely disregard the fact that the 8 I rather you dont’s forbid us to do so and then go and terrorize/worship italians.
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the noodle is a beautiful thing and should be enjoyed in every way
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This be a beauty o’ a thin’ fer me eyes to behold. Thar should be more o’ this everywhere!
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Well I hope ye all had a good good ITLAPD. ARRRGG me and me wetch celabrated it at the utmost of punity.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………..
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Bud, This is funny as hell. It makes me think about the time my brother and I ALMOST became country music stars with the subterfugious intent of ‘unmasking’ ourselves at the height of our careers to reveal just how plain silly and easy it is to be a country star…I say almost because we realized that we really did hate the music too much to bear it day in day out. Then Garth Brooks stole our idea and that was that.
Seriously, I’m sorry for all of the righteous indignation you are obviously intent upon soliciting. I actually believe in the Creator God if its of any interest…but I’m having a hard time deciding which is more hilarious…Your idea or the reactions of the pious religious militants it invokes.
Olive Garden stocks are soaring…Emerril is now your pope … Chef Boy R Dee leads an industrial revolution and ends poverty in the Third World…and any thanks out there? Any kickback? I hope it’s worth it. Is this what the world needs though?…another classification? more segregation?…but everyone LOVES noodles…Damn you ! Now I’m more conflicted than ever! Ok………how much for a T-shirt?
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I like sphagetti
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This is very important! I have just met a bald man hiking near the Ithaca NY area (striking resemblence to the Mr Clean dude). He claims that he discovered some ancient stone tablets written in a language that was unknown to him. He claims that the tablets were found in a small cave hidden behind a large rock, which he was able to move after some difficulty. The tablets bear an image of the FSM chisled into the stone near the bottom below the text. Appearently there are 3 tablets in total. He has promised to show them to me in a week or so. Very strange guy – but he seems sincere (says he is a PHD at Cornell).
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I love spaghetti, hence I support your religion.
Your almighty creater would make an excellent Friday night dinner.
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I have always loved pasta… I have seen the light (or the noodle)… I’m converted, and someone should make a church/restaurant honoring His Noodliness. RAmen
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What about reaturing the evidence provided by the Raman Noodle Contest held last year. Who ever won that? I think it was Science Creative Quarterly or somthing that was sponsoring it. Rather than an endorsement we could have real science proof presented.
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What the heck?
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The great thing with worshipping the FSM is that once you have worshipped FSM you can eat him. FSM will not let children starve to death, unlike other deities…
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The hate mail is what amazes me. I really like the irony that Jesus was crucified for his beliefs and this is exactly what the ‘pious’ contributors are practising in the hate-mail section. Do people really think that threatening copious amounts of retribution is why people join the flock? The diety or history you follow should make no difference- every single being should be valued by their actions, not their beliefs. FSM? Just as plausible as a ‘God’. Incidentally, without knowing anything about the FSM, how can the Christians evaluate the merits of pastafarian as a religion? They want us to know Jesus, but they won’t spend the time to get to know His spaghettiness. Well, I have a right to be stubborn too.
And in a scenario that all Christians will be familiar with, I’d better grab out my credit card. I need to show my faith.
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A friend of mine (who shall not be named) has had much difficulty deciding what faith to believe in. But when he found out about Pastafarianism, he said oh to hell with it and decided to make it his faith. This has not at all made me interested in Pastafarianism. I have too much fundamental knowledge of art, science, and religion to be sucked in to a faith as laughable as this. What his conversion has shown me is that people who are missing brain cells and can’t make decisions for themselves are the ones who choose Pastafarianism. Did I mention my friend smokes weed?
On a side note, I do like the imagined stereotype of pirates (not in the bad way), but that won’t get me at all. Your evidence of his noodliness’ existence can easily be smashed in argument, and I’ll be happy to oblige.
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First of all i must say forgive me for any grammar errors i may make.I myself am on a path of spirituality, mainstream religion just doesn’t cut it for me.and although i havent read much on you’re sit yet i see that you do have good sense.i personally have nothing near a degree in anything at all other than the ability to think for myself. I truly dont understand how itelligent design theorist along with evolutionist cant get together and figure this out. to me, it would take both to make this universe run right. wouldnt intelligent design also include the ability to evolve and grow?. i think it must.without it, gene pools would become stagnant and life would end up in incest,tho it may take a few more thousand years,i see no way around it, therefore evolution has got to happen. or we will have to find some other way around it. i guess thats where racism comes into play,i’m not sure, but thats the only thing i see that can stop a stagnant gene pool here on this great planet we call earth.what is my take on the whole deal you may ask?. lets see, i truly think that advanced souls had more to do with it than anything else,i really dont think yaweh himself done it all,even scripture tells us there were more souls around at the time of creation,(angels and such). I personally think that these advanced souls started simple, not with a snap of a finger, but a very intelligent thought. i also think they started with the smallest of ellements in our oceans, we are made mostly of water, and what kind of water?, salt water.I also dont think he stopped with our little planet in such a huge universe,a supreme being would know that these creations come and go.our planet is an active one that is on its own path of self destruction. one day we will need a new one. an intelligent designer would take this into consideration and creat more worlds that can sustain life.why go through the trouble of creating such a vast universe if it isnt needed?.my views may be idiotic to some, maybe even most that hear them or that may even read them on this site if this gets posted that is.so be it, they r my views and opinions.i’m sure i’ve been called worse by better.I must apologize if i have gotten off the beaten path, i’m sure i have.In a perfect world, we wouldnt have these discussions,although we all know this isnt a perfect world. again, please excuse the grammar, it’s not that i’m ignorant,i’m just not that prudish to be so correct….
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short factor, leave the weed out of it, ok.maybe you should lighten up and take a hit or 3 yourself.
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the flying spaghetti monster created everything (weed included) in his perfect image. are we not to make full use of his wonderful creation?
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I’m a PhD student/teaching assistant in physics, and during my office hours on September 19th, one of the students in the physics help room came in dressed like a pirate. I noticed that the weather that day was significantly cooler around Umass than forecasted that morning. I think this offers some proof to FSMism.
Also, often in physics, we model interactions as springs (for example, atomic bonds). Perhaps these are actually rotini-like? Further proof of a pasta overlord of the universe!
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In actual fact, your religion is something i believe in. I read the evidence, and until now i was atheistic. But no kidding, I am a changed adolescent. I think it took the mind of a genius to uncover the sacredness of the Flying spaghetti monster. I am truly touched!
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A picture to strike terror in the hearts of un-believers:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/lightningST_228×171.jpg
The faithful may have to cut & paste this URL to witness this Manifestation of The Noodly One’s Wrath.
Note the many noodly appendages emanating from the Column of Fire wrought by FSM, in His Terrible Anger at the citizenry’s reluctance to acknowledge His Goodness. (a seeming dichotomy, but one which un-believers would ignore at their peril.)
signed: A FAITHFUL OBSERVER
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if you are having trouble with the URL, as I did when I cllicked on it, go to FARK.com for Thurs, Oct 8 and look for the article titled “The coolest lightning strike photo ever”.
(FSM works in mysterious ways)
FAITHFUL OBSERVER
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dis stuff rocks
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First of id like to apologize for all the christians out there who our shoving the religion down peoples throats. In my opinion everybody has their own beliefs and should be respected for that. They are taking this way too seriously. My understanding is that the point of this website is to bring attention to theorys and faiths that do not have a full explanation for, or things that are a little shaky in the “proof” department. People should open their eyes and hearts and be a little more compasionate rather than having the attitude, “This is right! why? Because i said so.” Everybody thinks differently and has their own reasons why what they belief is right. Whether is evolution, we will all be dirt in the end, Faith, I guess God will deal with you, or the Spaghetti Monster. Until the end, people should be encouraged to voice their oppinions without getting do defensive about it. When the time comes humanitly will find out who was right.
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Everyone needs to remember there is more than one prophet. If you eat beef with rotini on Fridays or piggy pasta pizza paninai on alternate weekends starting in April, you are still one in Him. If you twirl your fork counter-clockwise you are still kosher to the BIG GUY.
Can’t we all just get along again ?
Ahhhhhaa ….ahhhhhh.. Lo-mein.
(The federal corporation of churches that twirl clockwise AND counter-clockwise and seem to get along anyway.)
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I am quite disappointed in all of our “professionals” out there who are even taking a look at the idea of FSM. It’s the exact same thing as creationism. The whole thing is redundant and utterly superfluous. Why don’t you go prove evolution instead of sitting here and wasting everyone’s time
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Sometimes it takes an idiotic comment to prove the idiocy of an idea.
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wats wrong with u people????? actually think a spaghetti monster made the world….lol….
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Watch what you say, Luis. Talk like that will get you an afterlife drinking stale beer and hanging out with the ugly strippers.
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RAmen.
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Is the FSM really a he? Or do we need another stream to teach about She who created the FSM?
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I believe in HIS noodly appendages.
also, do we have evidence that his noodly appendages dont touch us in a bad way? my friends mock me and pastafarianism because they think he is a rapist.
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I just love the way louis put “lol” the irony.
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At first I thought to myself…my god…how funny people are “joking” about taking it seriously by assuming people really “believe” and it’s not just heavy satire. Then I stopped laughing when I realized most people in the hate section and some in the replies section really think that you are trying to pass it as a religion rather than a well demonstrated point. I think I just lost faith in most of humanity and that also humor is dead. I think people should pass an IQ test before being allowed to use the internet.
I did take heart that others professed belief in His Noodleness (hope has been restored). Vive la resistance.
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as infuriating as they can be, those that would have failed such an IQ test do provide quite a bit of entertainment.
RAmen
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I found a website tonight called the Association for the Prevention of Velociraptor Attacks. Are they serious? Velociraptors are extinct, aren’t they? Oh, that’s right, God put fossilized velociraptor bones in the “geological record” because… ummm… Why did God do that again? Anyway, I think my neighbors might be velociraptors, and the website has a quiz to help me figure that out. Thank God I have such vital information at my fingertips.
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All I want to know is what holidays do I get with this religion? I am sick and tired of not having holidays as an agnostic!
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You get any holiday from any religion that you want. The FSM is really easy going. It’s fine with him if you celbrate other holidays or even follow other religions. He’s way cool like that.
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However, if you really want a day that is special above all others to Pastafarians, that would have to September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don’t get the day off work, but you do get to plunder the office supply cabinet.
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RAmen.
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Thank you SaucyWench for the fine velociraptor site. I had been wondering why all the small children and racoons in my neighborhood were disappearing. Now I know that they were eaten by the closet velociraptor next door. Who’s this ‘god’ character who’s messing with the fossils? I thought the FSM did that.
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Well, I was doing my best to impersonate a fundie. I don’t know, was I gullible enough? Was I frothing at the mouth enough? I don’t think so. I hardly frothed at all. Maybe I should stick to good, old-fashioned, straighforward sarcasm and semi-civil debate.
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No, you weren’t frothing enough and you were way too rational. A true fundie would write something like this:
YOU R SOOO STUPIT! LIK SUM SPAGETY MADE THE WORLD NOT GOD U NO YOU R LAFFING AT WAT U DON UDERSTAND! THEIRS NO EVIDENS FOR EVOLUTION ANYWAY U FAG!!!!! THER WAS DINOSORES WITH MEN I BET U DINT NO THAT!!! GOD WILL KILL U ND YOU WILL BERN IN HELLL CUZ HE LUVS U!
How was that?
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I am humbled and at a loss for words. You are a master.
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Gosh, thanks!
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Satirical comic gold, FCC, gold.
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