The Vancouver pride parade douche was not one of us

Published August 7th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

This guy, Bill Whatcott,


has nothing to do with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We hear he crashed a Vancouver pride parade posing as a member of the Calgary Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and then passed out anti-gay leaflets.

I find it all very sad, and while I hope no one actually believed this douche represents the Church of the FSM, I wonder if there’s anything that can be done to keep him from using our name and symbols in the future.

Here’s an article talking about their antics.

100 Responses to “The Vancouver pride parade douche was not one of us”

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  1. Mike says:

    What kind of an ass clown hands out antigay leaflets at a pride parade? I hope that not only is he not mistaken for a pastafarian but he is not mistaken for a Canadian. While not all Canadians fit our stereotype this guy is a special type of ass nugget whom I rejecting as being one of us.
    In pasta we trust.

  2. Excelsior says:

    Pastafarianism is the religion of the FREE and the BRAVE! See how free we are!
    We don’t have to bash our heads on the floor five times a day yelling “allah is Great”!
    We don’t have jehovah sitting with us at the dinner table to make sure that we eat only Kosher food!
    God doesn’t get in bed with us every time we have sex to make sure we don’t use contraceptives!
    Best of all, we can let our own 20th century conscience be our guide and not let a stone-age geek lead us around by the nose!
    Now see how brave we are!
    We aren’t afraid of the Christian Hell! We aren’t afraid of the Muslim Hell! We aren’t afraid of any Hell!
    There isn’t any other religion whose believers can say that!

    • Rasputin says:

      Hooray! Rejoice! The risen pasta is with us! Yippee! Aaaarrr!

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