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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.



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      Three quarters of postings are now spam/scams, mostly from these Nigerian loan-scam fuckwits. Sadly, loads of people fall for these scum’s cons. Why doesn’t Administration do something about it?

      • Jo Switten says:

        Today, I got enlightened by His Holy Noodliness and He guided my hand to reply all those imbeciles who disgrace His Noodly Appendage by trolling this message board. He will strike in vengeance upon those who will dare to disgrace these pages again! All hail to the Pasta, The Sacred Sauce and His Meatballs! R’Amen! :p

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Jo, if you really have responded to these scum (I guess you used a disposable email address), there are scam-baiter groups who would love to see your correspondence.

        • Jo Switten says:

          Howdie Captain, don’t worry, I will not respond to those imbeciles :) I just post here. It would be great tho if admin did something about the problem, it takes the fun a bit out of this website. Oh well, maybe we could pray to the great FSM to get rid of the spammers :)

        • SillyKiwiMan says:

          It is tiresome. I check all the time for an entertaining rant from some pissed-off idiot, but all there is are the endless spammings. Ironic that they try assuring us that they’re legit because theyre christians.

        • Jo Switten says:

          Well if they are christians it should be ok….. no? :p

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Apparently, Christian sites are favourites for scammers, who extract loads of money from them. I guess their victims have faith in them. Perhaps the scammers think that FSM is a Christian sect.
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        • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

          I like their admission of being a “money lendering” firm. Does this mean they will lend OR launder money? Or does it mean if you ask for a loan they’ll clean you out?

  8. peterson clark says:

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    • Jo Switten says:

      88?? One hundred!! And it’s a bit racist saying they come from Africa! We ALL came from Africa in a way, no?

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Lagos is where this stuff comes from; it’s even called the Nigerian Scam or the 419 scam, 419 being the Nigerian Criminal Code for their advance-fees scam. Racism has nothing to do with it. Many of them have dummy websites hosted in USA, with fictitious addresses in non-existent towns.
        Have a look at 419Eater.com; it’s an action group that reverses the tables on the scammers. They are always looking for new scammers to target and it may be worth collecting these email addresses to provide to 419Eaters.

        • Jo Switten says:

          Great idea! I will also give them the e-mailadresses of all the ex-girlfriends that are stalking me still :p

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