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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.



626 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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  1. H. B. Shagnasty says:

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    Name of applicant:…………Hamilcar B. Shagnasty….
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    Monthly income:…………… 847000 LS Kamijkniks, or about $0.73 USD

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    • H. B. Shagnasty says:

      Rebecca, you have no sense of humor, evidently….

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        H. B. Is it possible for you to develop your theme further and submit such wonderful applications to these idiots? Have a look at 419Eater.com (scam-baiters) for ideas.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Rebecca, if you were on my doorstep attempting your rubbish on any of my family, you’d be doing a backward somersault from the smack you’d get. Get a job!

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    • Apprentice Frederic says:

      @Kelly fox, @other vultures/vulturesses (Rebecca?) roosting in the trees above: DID YOU GET IT THAT THIS SITE /THREAD IS TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE, NOT RIP THEM OFF. AND NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR BULLSHIT SCAMMING??? YOU’RE “CHRISTIANS”, WHY DON’T YOU GO TO A CHRISTIAN SITE AND SEE WHO YOU CAN RIP OFF THERE???? Your posts are stupid, insulting, and offensive. Why bother??? Nobody is going to respond! Fuck off! It’s unbelievable – not only that you haven’t been blocked, but that you’re not in slam! Not even Nigeria can possibly be a safe haven for the likes of you!

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        A.F. I’ve been reading up on the mindset of these people. They refer to their victims as ‘maga’, or fools, apparently justifying their behaviour. Also, the ability to get money with the least effort is so admired in Nigeria that the means is often overlooked: they simply think that scamming is a bad habit, like smoking, that they will give up some day.

        Of course, the vast majority of Nigerians are polite, honest and hardworking people and this should not taint them. However, I understand that it’s a $2 billion/pa industry and that Americans alone loose $200 million/pa to them. Have a look at 419Eater.com, who reverse the tables on them.

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          Cap’n Birdseye,
          Thanks for the link: 419Eater.com is a wonderfully instructive and stimulating site! You are, of course, right about Nigerians in general and I must apologize to the Cat-’O-Nine for an unfortunate slur. Matter of fact, we’ve come upon *Floridians* that match the 419 profile….

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          AF, my favourite is the scammer who was induced to have the tattoo ‘Baited by Shiver Metimbers’. I suspect we are being spammed-scammed because they think KIVA is a either a scam or honey-pot for scammers. If so, perhaps they can only get a ‘loan’ by joining the Church, which requires a tattoo of the FSM on the forehead?

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