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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.



760 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Mrs. Kumar, how much do I need to borrow in order to pay you to go and f*ck yourself? Would you then allow me to film you doing it and allow me to post it on the web? If you’re not prepared to lend me money for these purposes, you’re not much use to me.

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Willam, are you trying to lend money? Or trying to obtain personal data so that you can hack into peoples’ bank accounts? Please advise.

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Mrs. Elizabeth Lisa, How much must I borrow in order to pay you to f*ck yourself? In my opinion, you’re trying to obtain personal data so that you can raid the bank accounts of Pastafarians and steal their money. We’re not so simple minded, we think for ourselves and that’s why we worship the FSM. Don’t come here and say you “pray to God”. If you mean the Christian/Jewish God, that means you’re obviously INSANE because we regard you as a heretic infidel! Now f*ck off and don’t come back.

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  7. Keith says:

    I think your husband is not the only one with cancer of the brain.

  8. Rasputin says:

    Don’t write cr*p like this. Nobody’s interested. Your twaddle is much too long, it’s not funny and it fails to mention the FSM. My advice: Keep it short, keep it funny and praise His Noodliness or shut the **** up.

  9. Keith says:

    That’s a good point about mentioning the FSM. This is a website devoted to his/her/its Noodliness and there seem to be few posts (mine included, I am sorry to say) that give due praise to the FSM.

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  11. Rasputin says:

    Aaaarrr, Mr. George Coleman, how much do I need to borrow in order to pay you to go f*ck yourself? In my opinion, you’re running a scam to obtain peoples’ personal details and bank account numbers so that you can steal their savings. What kind of moron comes onto a website for people who believe in a god made from spaghetti and tries to loan them money? Who’s the bigger idiot: Us for believing in a pasta deity or you for trying to loan us money? We’re PIRATES you stupid ass, we’re likely to rob you, slit your throat and feed you to the sharks. We don’t want to borrow your money, we want to STEAL it and pass it to Kiva to do good works. As Jesus said when He threw the money changers out of the synagogue, “Fu*k off and don’t come back”.

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