Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson


Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.

1,855 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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  1. Osman Ibrahim says:

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    • Rasputin says:

      Hey Osman, you sound like a Muslim. Change your name to something like “Captain Morgan’s Pet Monkey” or “Blackbeard’s Left Gonad” and we’ll talk business. I only trade with fellow Pastafarians. Yaarrgghhhh!

  2. Pastor Ericson says:

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    • kekka says:

      Don’t pastors usually use their first name?

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