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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.



1,348 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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  1. John Hood says:

    I am Mr JOHN HOOD i has been suffering from Skin Cancer Types Basal Cell Carcinoma which was confirmed to be stage four,
    the doctor told me there was little i could do since i wasn’t responding to treatment but my brother-in-law came to my rescue
    by ordering this hemp oil from Dr WILLIAMS LUNA which he said has been helping some patient fight against cancer
    of various types so we decided to give it a chance, so far i am improving perfectly very well and presently i can walk around
    the house all by myself. I felt its necessary i let others who are suffering from this acute disease that once you have a good Cannabis oil it can really give one a sound second chance of living. if you happen to be in need of this Cannabis oil you can contact the foundation who supplied me Cannabis oil email:([email protected])..

    • Rasputin says:

      Mr. Hood, this blog is unsuitable for advertising your product. Please do not advertise here again.

  2. John Hood says:

    I am Mr JOHN HOOD i has been suffering from Skin Cancer Types Basal Cell Carcinoma which was confirmed to be stage four,
    the doctor told me there was little i could do since i wasn’t responding to treatment but my brother-in-law came to my rescue
    by ordering this hemp oil from Dr WILLIAMS LUNA which he said has been helping some patient fight against cancer
    of various types so we decided to give it a chance, so far i am improving perfectly very well and presently i can walk around
    the house all by myself. I felt its necessary i let others who are suffering from this acute disease that once you have a good Cannabis oil it can really give one a sound second chance of living. if you happen to be in need of this Cannabis oil you can contact the foundation who supplied me Cannabis oil email:([email protected])

    • Keith says:

      Hello Mr John Hood. I am Mr. Robin Hood and I will be inside your house while you are walking around it.

      • Rasputin says:

        Yes Sir Keith of Sherwood, rob him and give his gold to the poor.

  3. Mrs Windy Clinton says:

    HOW I GOT MY LOAN

    Hello friends!!! My name is Windy Clinton from usa. i want to testify of the good Loan Lender who showed happiness

    to me after been scammed by 2 different Internet international lender, they all promise to give me a loan after

    making me pay alot of fees which yield nothing and amounted to no positive result. i lost my hard earn money and it

    was a total of 7,000USD. One day as i was browsing through the internet looking frustrated when i came across a

    testimony woman called Joy Allen who was also scammed and eventually got linked to a legit loan company called

    Linder Harrison Loan Company and email ([email protected] ) where she finally got her loan, so i decided to

    contact the same loan company and then told them my story on how i have been scammed by 2 different lenders who did

    nothing but to course me more pain. I explain to the company by mail and all they told me was to cry no more

    because i will get my loan in their company and also i have made the right choice of contacting them. i filled the

    loan application form and proceeded with all that was requested of me including all the charges involved and to my

    shock I was given a loan amount of $90,000.00 Dollars by this great Company (linder Harrison Loan Company} she was

    the Savior GOD sent to rescue my family and at first i thought it was not going to be possible because i have been

    scammed by 2 different lenders until i received my loan of $90,000.00 USD and now i and my family are back on our feets again because of Mrs Linder Harrison, May the GOOD GOD continue to bless her in all she dose because of she is a GOD SENT .i will advise anyone who is in genuine need of a loan to contact Mrs Linder Harrison a God Fearing Woman via email at [email protected] because she is the most understanding and GOD fearing lender willing to make the poor and the needy happy.
    Mrs Windy Clinton

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Windy, you are fooling nobody. You are a dirtbag fraudster. Faux off.

      • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

        Dirtbag? More like a gasbag. Her name is “Windy”, after all. I hope she used some of that $90K loan that got her “back on her feets” for remedial English lessons.

  4. Zydrunas Jasinskas says:

    Have you applied for a loan and for one or more reasons you have been turned down? This is to inform the general public that we give out loans for cheap and affordable interest rate of 4% and for a period of 1 to 50 years .This is like a foundation to help the needs around the world. And impart development to the whole wide world no matter were you are from at your chances of getting your own business or any thing that finance is needed, apply now at ([email protected]).

    Zydrunas Jasinskas.

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Zyd, only a fraudster would advertise on this site. Clearly you are a criminal, so faux off.

  5. Mr Alexader Dennis says:

    DO YOU NEED A LOAN?
    Mr Alexader Dennis now offers loans such as follow.. Home Loans, Business Loans, Personal Loans, Car Loans, Company Loans, Student Loans, Commercial Loans Etc,, Have you been rejected by other banks or other brokers? Do you have bad credit scores and no one is willing to give you loan? Contact us today for urgent and easy loan. We give out loan from $1,000 To $2,000,000 with a very low rate of 3% From the period of 1 to 5 years duration. Note:

    (1) Borrower must be reliable and willing to pay back the loan as promised,
    (2) Borrower should be above 18 years of age
    (3) Borrower must be employed or business owner
    (4) Borrower will start paying back the loan three months after the loan approval Contact: [email protected]

    * Appointments in the amount ranging from $1,000 to $50,000, 000.00

    * The interest rate is at 3%

    * Choose between 1 and 40 years of repayment.

    * Choose between Monthly and annual repayment plan.

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    All these plans and more, please contact us.

    1. Full Names:……………………….
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    Email:([email protected])

    Best Regards,

    Mr Alexader Dennis

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Alexader, how can we trust you if you can’t even spell your name correctly?

  6. Keith says:

    I think your husband is not the only one with cancer of the brain.

  7. Rasputin says:

    Don’t write cr*p like this. Nobody’s interested. Your twaddle is much too long, it’s not funny and it fails to mention the FSM. My advice: Keep it short, keep it funny and praise His Noodliness or shut the **** up.

  8. Keith says:

    That’s a good point about mentioning the FSM. This is a website devoted to his/her/its Noodliness and there seem to be few posts (mine included, I am sorry to say) that give due praise to the FSM.

  9. pastamon says:

    y r they allowed on yeeeee website

  10. The Sauceror says:

    Dear pastamon, it is tempting to ban these freaks from our show, but I have to confess that they create a great foil for my own occasional miss-spellings and grammatical errors.

  11. The Sauceror says:

    Fork these FSM-damn “404 errors”! Where is the FSM-damn prophet when you need him? Is anyone else experiencing these frustrations, or is it only a sauceror curse?

  12. The Sauceror says:

    Dear Keith, your comment was genius when placed in the right context at the right place (it made me laugh). However, a Pastafarian might have replaced the word “cancer” with the word “constipation”, or another humorous Pastafarian phrase, which would have made everyone laugh. I recognize that, from your unique sense of humor, this was not intended to be offensive at all. Please, don’t take this as a criticism, but merely as an observation.
    Your friend, and mine, The Sauceror.

  13. Keith says:

    I really have no idea where the post to which I responded is, so I can’t comment on what I wrote.

  14. Rasputin says:

    Kelvin, I’ve already told you: Make a porno movie of yourself getting fauxed by bill. Then post it on a web site where we can see it. Otherwise faux off.

  15. The Sauceror says:

    Some kelvins just don’t get the message. Maybe his brain is set at 0 degrees kelvin. That’s ok, my borched mesom likes an occasional cold snack.

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