Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson


Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.

797 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Hairy, Yes I am a man or woman who intends to expand. However, your English is so poor that I suspect you’re probably an internet thief based somewhere like Nigeria. Perhaps you can get together with someone like George Hawkins or scottwilliam and you can all f*ck each other.

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Susan Williams, I am impressed by the fact that you’ve provided your address and VAT number, but this is still the wrong place to advertise your services. No genuine reputable lender would ever advertise here. Plus it’s March and you seem to think it’s the “new month of January 2015″. May I cordially recommend that you should assist Pastor Kelvin Onyema and load your video onto You Tube.

  3. Onyema says:

    Pastor Kelvin Onyema financial ( [email protected] ) is here to inform the public who are in need of loan to start up business, household purpose, settle bad debt, build a house or for other developmental project that are strategic. My name is Pastor Kelvin Onyema. We give loans out to those who are in need of loan and whom the bank has denied them from having loan, and we are legally backed up the government. I must let you know that in this company we give out the maximum satisfaction you will ever desire. All what is need from you is a genuine information about your self if you are interested in our advert. If you need loan for any of these stated purpose email now via: [email protected]

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Pastor Kelvin Onyema, don’t come on our blog with your “christiancenter” rubbish. We’re Pastafarians, not Christians! I suspect you’re an internet scammer who’s seeking bank account details so that you can steal our money. No genuine lender has spelling or grammar as bad as yours. Which government backs you: Is it the government of Liberia? Here’s how to give me “maximum satisfaction”: Go f*ck yourself and load the images onto You Tube so that we can laugh at you.

  4. Keith says:

    I think your husband is not the only one with cancer of the brain.

  5. Rasputin says:

    Don’t write cr*p like this. Nobody’s interested. Your twaddle is much too long, it’s not funny and it fails to mention the FSM. My advice: Keep it short, keep it funny and praise His Noodliness or shut the **** up.

  6. Keith says:

    That’s a good point about mentioning the FSM. This is a website devoted to his/her/its Noodliness and there seem to be few posts (mine included, I am sorry to say) that give due praise to the FSM.

  7. pastamon says:

    y r they allowed on yeeeee website

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