Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson


Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.

1,662 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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  1. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear Michelle, You are a wicked loan-offer fraud, scamming liar and naughty woman! Get off this site immediately or you will get many kicks upon that site of anatomy which is currently the rage on this website.

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    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Bill Moore, are your loans as unreliable as you grammar?

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    • Rasputin says:

      “Jolly Roger” would be better.

      • The Sauceror says:

        Didn’t another Adolf get some serious “Jolly Roger”-ing?

  4. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear Adolf Roger Crap Artist, Faux off. You are a lying, thieving, loan-offer fraudster. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh May The Holy Bunny bring you concrete-filled easter eggs.

    • Rasputin says:

      Who would call their kid “Adolf” in this day and age?

      • Margaret says:

        They name small babies “Regan” (check King Lear) and “Judas” (check Saint Saul of Tarsus). Also “Heavenly Harani Flying Saucer”. Why not Adolf?

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      Dear rohman, jcnviuu nnkj dfi iifnn khvvkvl iidkkctrw Bane cbbhdufuy. Huepklkld ha! Yaarrgghhh!

      • The Sauceror says:

        Somebody had to say that. I’m glad it was you.

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    • The Sauceror says:

      Dear Mrs Moss Vera (a surprisingly common name in california United State of America), it seems that your california United State of America is not so united after all. Your part of california is United in Nigeria, Africa, while the rest of it is united throughout the rest of the fraudster world. That’s okay, all thanks to MR JOHN KENNETH McLean (another common california United State of America name), will be more than happy to help me feed your fraudster ass to my borched mesom. Yum. Yum.

      • Rasputin says:

        Is there a part of Nigeria named “California”? Anybody who fears Gob is mentally ill.

        • The Sauceror says:

          Yup. Just like how President Obama was born in Hawaii, which, as everyone knows, is Kenya’s 50th state.

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Passover Peter, f**k off.

      • The Sauceror says:

        Yeah, P.P., stop being so igornorant.

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    • Rasputin says:

      James, f**k off.
      (I used to spend lots of effort on these replies but these days I’m too lazy.)

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