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FSM Begins Rapture In The Northeast

Published October 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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Too bad I live in Vancouver, I was hoping to be one of the first to feel the pull of the Holy Tentacles.

Even in name, a contradiction,

Christian

Strong evidence of the FSM’s presence for sure, but I think it’s hasty to refer to this as Rapture. Perhaps He is there for protection?  Have any Easterners felt the Touch of His Noodly Appendage?



42 Responses to “FSM Begins Rapture In The Northeast”

  1. Forrest Cornfield says:

    Sorry, I meant to say , “RAmen,” not Amen.

    I must now consume beer as penance.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      It must be Bud Light Lime. THAT will teach you a lesson.

      • Omnipotent Zombie says:

        Bud Light Lime is an improvment. Force him to consume regular old Budweiser; that’ll set him straight.

  2. Paul Ridley says:

    Does the film ‘the day after tomorrow’ ring a bell? Perhaps this had a little help from our smoke stacks???

  3. Hazel says:

    Does anybody out there know of anyone preparing for this in the north east pa state

  4. Believer says:

    I was talking about the rapture

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