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Signs of an Enlightened School Board

Published July 16th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

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It appears the Flying Spaghetti Monster has infiltrated local levels of government here in Okanagan Falls, Canada. This is a service vehicle used by the Regional District’s School Board!

-Wes

Nice to see a school board with some sense.



21 Responses to “Signs of an Enlightened School Board”

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  3. Minister of FSM says:

    As I am a NEWLY ordained Minister of Pastafarianism, I am a little unclear on any limitations I mayor may not have. For example, can I marry people? Do I HAVE to pay taxes, or am I exempt as most other religions? How many wifes or husbands can a Minister have (with out being greedy of course). Do I get any sort of diplomatic/religious immunity, if I get too drunk or jaywalk etc.?

    Sooo many questions regarding this new responsibility…I just wish to make the FSM and all in the congregation through out the world as happy as I can.

  4. Syphoneira says:

    Hello, Minister of FSM, should you check back after the intervening months, it would be sad if you had no reply awaiting so, although I know nothing, I shall hope for inspiration to boil.

    First, how many people were you planning to marry or, considering the elapsed period, have you married?

    If male and marrying more than one at a time, were you planning to carry multiple spouses (or ‘spice’, I suppose) over any relevant threshold at once?

    If so, I’d suggest moderation, unless marrying midgets and, even if skinny ones, not to exceed more than 3 at one go.

    If (lacking my helpful advice,) you’ve already done so, I hope your meatballs (assuming you to be a male Minister) have survived intact, without herniating.

    Herniating is bad, marinating is fine, as long as your spouse(s) don’t object.

    If a female Minister, your husbands will, if traditional, carry you, and 3 midgets should work OK for that as well, (although not, perhaps, very skinny ones).

    If in the US, you may possibly also have to register as a non-profit Republican-electioneering-organization Minister to achieve tax-lessness; however, this also seems to include free tactlessness as well, as a bonus.

    If in Canada, I believe frozen meatballs to be a perquisite at this time of year – no idea about other countries, though.

    I, personally, would suggest getting off any charges of public drunkenness while jaywalking by claiming diminished responsibility while under the influence, although offering a large plate of pasta to the nice officer at time of arrest may not be construed as bribery, if presented as a religious expression with a really rich sauce.

    A word of advice – do NOT vomit on the officer’s shoes; this does NOT go over well.

    You have already made the FSM and congregation happy, although another beer could only make us all even happier – thanks!

    • Syphoneira says:

      Lol, up all night and it’s 9:30 AM here now – silly, giggly and evidently falling asleep starting with the brain.

      Should have said ‘… I believe frozen meatballs to be requisite at this time of year…’ – must be suffering acute pasta deficiency, I think…

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