We had my daughter baptized for family reasons

Published May 19th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


We had my daughter baptized for family reasons. My price was that I got to choose the cake.

Submitted by Jeremy, baked by Marie-Eve

41 Responses to “We had my daughter baptized for family reasons”

  1. MainePapa says:

    I have been an outspoken atheist, but I am now converted. Reach down and touch me your noodleness. I love the cake, and thank you for sharing this with the congregation.

  2. marcI says:


  3. MedusaMaro says:

    love it..

  4. Sheena says:

    Excellent post. Can you write a post about a fertility monitor too?

    Your writing skills are quite impressive, and I can see it definitely spurred some heated debate.

    Quite an impressive discussion this story started.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Yes, Sheena. To control fertility, grip the Gospel between the knees and pray to FSM. If it ever goes missing, expect the pasta of tiny feet. Aaaaarghhhhh….

      • Rasputin says:

        Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!
        Love it.

  5. Rasputin says:

    Do any Pastafarians own or work in restaurants? Perhaps you could advertise your restaurant on this site. Set up a day when any Pastafarians can visit your premises at half price. It would work like a “flashmob”.
    The conditions would be:
    1) Diners can only eat pasta and pasta-related foodstuffs (perhaps from a buffet) and,
    2) You MUST be dressed as a pirate.
    It’s a way for like-minded Pastafarians to meet in person instead of just on line.

    • Keith says:

      Any adverts from a Pastafarian restaurant owner would be a welcome change from the loan adverts that keep coming up.

      • Rasputin says:

        I agree.

        • Rasputin says:

          In future, every time I see an advert from somebody who’s trying to lend money, I will ask to borrow some cash so that I can pay that person to f**k themselves. If we all do it, perhaps they’ll give up. Like Jebus, let’s drive the money lenders out of our synagogue!

  6. Shad Feerick says:

    What an amazing cake!!!

  7. Launa Logwood says:

    You are so exciting! I truly do not assume I’ve genuinely go through just one thing that way well before.

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