We had my daughter baptized for family reasons

Published May 19th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


We had my daughter baptized for family reasons. My price was that I got to choose the cake.

Submitted by Jeremy, baked by Marie-Eve

47 Responses to “We had my daughter baptized for family reasons”

  1. gamekeeper says:

    For some strange reason my parents had me Christened ( starting out with such a handicap I have done well) anyway my cake had a Stork on it. What does this mean?
    I love the original posters FSM cake, at least his child will not grow up confused thinking it has to buy a Stork flowers on mothers day.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Gamekeeper, Christianity used to control access to all social facilities, including welfare, relationships and entertainment. It was done to avoid being an outcast. Obviously, you were delivered by a stork and left in the cabbage patch. I suggest a bunch of cabbage flowers on Mother’s Day.

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