My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"
- Paul N, Kansas City, MO
The FSM Is Protecting Your Children
My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"
- Paul N, Kansas City, MO
Oh my gosh- YOU ARE WORSHIPPING FOOD. THIS IS A PILE OF PASTA I EAT IT EVERY DAY! It taste good and I don’t pray to my food. You should be praying to God- he’s the TRUE one and I hope you all realize the big mistake your making by worshipping an idol.
Yay!
That’s more like it! A classic fundie imbecile incapable of reading the “about” tab. Oooooh what a naughty blasphemer I’ve been. Please condemn me to hell. Please please please please please! (just so you know though, condemning me to hell is like a hippy threatening to punch you in your aura)
Why the heck do you look like you jumped out of a pirates of the carribean movie
I guess that means you still haven’t read the “about” tab. It’s sad when someone feels they have to pound away on the keyboard for want of clicking a couple of buttons.
My religious garb.
Like the slack-jawed expression of stupidity you wear. It helps the world to recognise fundies & avoid/pity them.
Besides, I find the worship of our deity much more palatable than yours. Pun very much intended.
Jake! Many religions worship food! What do think communion is? As Tom Robbins puts it, “Swallow the Leader.”
I haven’t heard “Uh Oh Spaghettio” for years!
I hadn’t either. Just read Tom Robbins’ “Still Life With Woodpecker.” After reading (almost) his entire collection, I’m convinced Robbins is either a true Pastafarian, or at the very least, a Pastafarian at heart.
The phrase “Uh Oh, Spaghettio” is repeated frequently in that novel, by the way.
I’d have to agree with you: it must be a mantra. All praise His Noodliness!
the phrase “Uh Oh, Spaghettio” is repeated frequently in that novel, by the way.
How ironic.