I found this petroglyph (rock carving) at Newspaper Rock in Utah. These carvings date back thousands of years, possibly even predating pirates.
-David
The evidence keeps mounting. Nice work, David.
This petroglyph is insurmountable proof of His existence
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you..dirty..stuckup..sadistic, shit eating,cocksucking,buttfucking,penis smelling,crotch grabbing,ball licking,semen drinking,dog raping,nazi loving,child touching,cow humping,perverted,spineless,heartless,mindless,dickless,testicle chocking,urine gargling,jerk offing,horse face,sheep fondling,toilet kissing,self centered,feces puking,dildo shoving,snot spitting,crap gathering,big nosed, monkey slapping,bastard screwing,bean shitting,fart knocking,?,bear blowing,head swallowing
Austin, tsk,tsk, the language is fine, but your punctuation is appalling, I hope for your sake there isn’t an entrance exam for heaven or your’e f****d.
ET
Are you by any chance the same austin who spent a while thinking?????
Apparently not, Frederic. No evidence of thinking there. Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?
tFtPtM – point very well taken. But the range of possible answers to your question, including all those that assume that austin had a really, really, nice mom, are too terrible to contemplate.
Does he even have a mother, or did someone hatch him by spitting against a wall?
Maybe a lab experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong (as in “IT’S ALIVE….MUHAHAHAHAHAHA”)?
Or a bad case of coprolalia?
Regards & all, rAmen, Arrrr and season’s greetings,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Laboratory Safety Advisory Board
Luxembourg Office
I am crying right now, how dare you insult the English language by posting such incoherent babel. How am I supposed to fell insulted when you lack the ability to convey them?
“You”: Who is ‘you’, is it me or someone else?
“penis smelling”: Is this an adjective or a verb? Does this mean that the ‘you’ smells like a penis or smells his own. (since the plural form is not used there can only be one)
“crotch grabbing”: Adjective or a verb? Does adjusting myself count, how about when I goose my wife?
“child touching”: How is this insulting? You need to touch a child, specifically make tactile contact, to change a pamper, hug, bathe, tickle as well as a thousand other normal interactions. Did you mean molest? If you did then why not just say that?
“testicle chocking”: Which is the reason I wear boxers. See “crotch grabbing”.
“jerk offing”: Offing? As in “killing”? Well, I don’t know who this “you” is but I am sure the ‘Jerk’ deserved it.
“dildo shoving”: Why would anyone shove a dildo? Did the dildo say something bad? Is the dildo being a ‘Jerk’? See “jerk offing”.
“crap gathering”: Well, I do have a lot of useless crap. In my defense I recycle most of it, donate my old PCs to family, old clothes to the Salvation Army, etc. This is bad why?
“monkey slapping”. Unless the monkey was being a jerk why would anyone slap it? See “dildo shoving” & “jerk offing”.
“bean shitting”: Never! Corn, damn near always.
“fart knocking”: As in declaring one’s fart inferior to my own?
I look forward to ‘better’ from you austin.
you didn’t finish. You just left me hanging.
“…bear blowing,head swallowing…”
what? Gawd-DUH damn it answer the question! DOn’t leave us hanging. I ran your post through my Bible interpretor & it would all kinds of secret messages in it about the future but you didn’t finish!
You can always tell an expert! Thanks for contirtbiung.