When shopping in an organic food store in Leuven, Belgium, I spotted these Pasta Bibles next to Noodle based foods.
I was a bit fearful to read it, as I do not wish to be exposed possible fake literature contradicting the our Gospel.
After a quick review, I realized it was a picture book of His Noodlyness in many different manifestations.
Comes with descriptions in Dutch language on how exactly He was boiled for our sins.
Ramen,
Vinz
Ahem…
May we ALL be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
*giggles*
(It TICKLES!)
his noodly appendage is real god
i’m glad i belong to the religion of his noodliness. he is so wonderfull that he was boiled for our sins
If I ever win the lottery (I must make a note of that – “Pray to FSM for lucky numbers!”), I shall buy up massive quantities of this Dutch Pasta Bible to place in motel rooms across the country.
Meantime, at least I can proselytize Rastafarianism by putting a box of angel hair pasta at (heathen!) neighbors’ doors. (Save a soul, one plate at a time!)
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster – I am so bereft of protein (I haven’t taken communion in days!) that I made a glaring, blasphemous typo in my post above – that should be PASTAFARIANISM – not the *other*, R-word, kind!
I must get to my local temple of worship (Mario’s Italian Restaurant) pronto and partake of FSM’s noodly goodness!
Pax in pasta,
Pastadista
Don’t worry, my brother. The great Noodly One forgives all.
I have been, for most of my life, a naturalist who accepted the tenants of evolution and was a warrior at the wall of separation between church and state. No longer, I am proposing a new flag with 13 strands of spegetti and 50 51 meatballs. One for each state, including our soon to be newest state, the moon. I am a liberal but based on the promise of American statehood form the moon, I will vote for Newt. I think this base must be established in order to usher in the age of the FSM.
We need equal time in the science class room. We need to proclaim loudly in the streets that Newt should become president because he is the only one who can get this base going on the moon. I doubt if he accepts our evidence of recombinant pasta premavera….but our gangly God’s multidirectional tendrils extend forth to work in strang ways.
I thought a Newt was a slimy little amphibian.
He is.
is it noodlIness or noodlYness,?,
ramen,
pasta
Yes! And also nudeleeness, and noodlyniss, also nüdliness! & etc.