Hi everyone!
So, I’m not the only FSM church minister in spain (things are becoming interesting). Greetings brothers!!! May Its noodly appendages touch us all. Seriously, IF there is a god, understood as “something greater than the whole universe”, no matter how much we think and/or talk, our ideas will be pathetically wrong. What most amuses me about some religions is how fast they go from “God is love” to “Obey His command” It is not a bit arrogant to pretend to know God’s word so literally and exactly as to send to hell any other person who has a different oppinion? If I have to choose a religion, I go for the FSM. I know, now some catholics or muslims or wharever will star talking about “revelation”, but, with so many different revelations and contradictory codes to follow, I choose FSMs flimsy stardard and noodly manners. Science teach us that the Universe is surely too complex to pretend to know and understand anything, if there is really any superior being, even greater, we should all be a bit more humble. I don´t think talking about the FSM is mocking other religions, as Oscar Wilde said, life is too important to take it seriously. Besides, it is not a bit sad to thing that, in order to be good fellows, we need some sort of sobrenatural policeman to control us?
RAmen
Hi Bob. Have you ever hear the saying, “You attract more bees with honey”? That said, you need to accept Darwin and evolution as fact, rejecting all you currently believe, else you will be imprisoned for all eternity with a large and well endowed man as a cellmate who thinks your butt looks good in prison stripped pants. Do you feel like converting? (Something tells me ‘no’.)
If god exists AND if he really is good then he/she/it/whatever will marvel at the fact that an Atheist managed to live morally without he/she/it/whatever and wonder why you had to be threatened to do the same.
This is the same lunatic who posted as John under “You Sicken me” on October the 18th. Exactly the same mantra. Is he suffering multiple personality disorder?
Dear Bob, you have almost convinced me. But I could say something similar to you. Let’s say:
Brother! Accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster in your life, because you’ll die one day and maybe you’ll go to Hell and it’s possible that you’ll have to drink stale beer for all the Eternity. Repent, because it has been written:
“I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me” Suggestions 1, 1
“I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason. Please use them. If I say something dumb, question it.” Piraticus 12, 1-3
Pardon a perfect stranger for saying this, but Rev. Benito is one seriously handsome man.
Not my type, too…..er, male..
Hi everyone!
So, I’m not the only FSM church minister in spain (things are becoming interesting). Greetings brothers!!! May Its noodly appendages touch us all. Seriously, IF there is a god, understood as “something greater than the whole universe”, no matter how much we think and/or talk, our ideas will be pathetically wrong. What most amuses me about some religions is how fast they go from “God is love” to “Obey His command” It is not a bit arrogant to pretend to know God’s word so literally and exactly as to send to hell any other person who has a different oppinion? If I have to choose a religion, I go for the FSM. I know, now some catholics or muslims or wharever will star talking about “revelation”, but, with so many different revelations and contradictory codes to follow, I choose FSMs flimsy stardard and noodly manners. Science teach us that the Universe is surely too complex to pretend to know and understand anything, if there is really any superior being, even greater, we should all be a bit more humble. I don´t think talking about the FSM is mocking other religions, as Oscar Wilde said, life is too important to take it seriously. Besides, it is not a bit sad to thing that, in order to be good fellows, we need some sort of sobrenatural policeman to control us?
RAmen
Are you related to the Flying Purple People Eater, or is that from an alternate benevolent reality in the book of Piratus, O wise one?
Hi Bob. Have you ever hear the saying, “You attract more bees with honey”? That said, you need to accept Darwin and evolution as fact, rejecting all you currently believe, else you will be imprisoned for all eternity with a large and well endowed man as a cellmate who thinks your butt looks good in prison stripped pants. Do you feel like converting? (Something tells me ‘no’.)
If god exists AND if he really is good then he/she/it/whatever will marvel at the fact that an Atheist managed to live morally without he/she/it/whatever and wonder why you had to be threatened to do the same.
“if you die”?? See, there’s the hole in your “logic”, Bob. I have no intention of dying, ever. So far, so good.
Bob who is also called John’ very biblical
This is the same lunatic who posted as John under “You Sicken me” on October the 18th. Exactly the same mantra. Is he suffering multiple personality disorder?
Dear Bob, you have almost convinced me. But I could say something similar to you. Let’s say:
Brother! Accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster in your life, because you’ll die one day and maybe you’ll go to Hell and it’s possible that you’ll have to drink stale beer for all the Eternity. Repent, because it has been written:
“I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me” Suggestions 1, 1
“I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason. Please use them. If I say something dumb, question it.” Piraticus 12, 1-3
RAmen
It does make you wonder… If they must be threatened to do what is right, then what kind of people are they really?
In the immortal words of Vila Restal (bonus points to anyone who can identify him without a web-search) “I plan to live forever. Or die trying.”