Paper ordination certificates are almost ready

Published August 19th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson


Here is one of the first paper certificates with the new embossed gold foil seals.  I think they look pretty good.   Any suggestions? 

39 Responses to “Paper ordination certificates are almost ready”

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  1. Dicky says:

    Can you make it so the receiver of the certificate can have legal minister status?

  2. Jessica says:


  3. Stu says:

    I think it needs “officially ordained” on it, and perhaps, “and is now accorded with all the rights and duties that this entails*.”

    With the * listing at the bottom of such things that an FSM Minister should do…

    • stylusmobilus says:

      Yes that will do nicely Bobby, but I will back Stu’s ‘and is now accorded…’ statement perhaps under ‘CotFSM’. The rest looks great. To the point and laid out really well. I be ‘avin me one o’ these, me mateys!

  4. Anonymous says:

    I want one!!!!!!

  5. Rigatoni al Porno says:

    They look great.
    How to get them in far bavaria?


  6. Dries Bessels says:

    Please make those paper certificates soon, I want one!!!
    Thank you!

  7. Dingodad says:

    Just out of interest: What does a minister of the Church of FSM wear?

    Pirate garb?

    • EinBesucher says:

      of course…

      Well, if it’s an official thing, such as a wedding.

  8. Rev. Hank Shiver says:

    According to the US Constitution, First Amendment, there is no requirements to certify a church. Therefore, any organization claiming to be a religion, is a religion. Any religion can ordain whom they wish, and they are ordained as ministers within full compliance of the US Constitution.

    • John says:

      Will this apply only to American Citizens? I am Canadian…

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