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Look at these embossed gold fsm seals

Published August 19th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

For official church business.

People have been asking for Certificates of Ordination for a while and I’ve said we could only do it if we got some real embossed foil seals, like the ones universities have made for their diplomas.

Note — Certificates of Ordination are now available here for $25 including shipping anywhere in the world.



27 Responses to “Look at these embossed gold fsm seals”

  1. Excelsior says:

    When I converted to Pastafarianism the only thing that made me sad was I wouldn’t be hearing much of the grand organ music I used to hear in church like “Ave Maria”, and “Abide with me–” that still brings tears to my eyes when the tune goes through my head! (I can’t help it, I was brain-washed!) We can have all kinds of pop music here but I would be grateful if someone would write a couple of Pastafarian hymns of grand organ music!

    • Rasputin says:

      My eyes fill with tears when I see those sequences in the movie, “Ben Hur” when Charlton Heston’s character meets Jesus. I wish similar sequences could be filmed with Ben Hur being touched by the FSM’s noodly appendage. It’s just as likely to have happened. It’s no less rational.

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